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 No.727[Reply]

TONIGHT WE ARE HONORED TO HOST OUR DEAR FRIEND ANIMEPRO ON https://cytu.be/r/gahoolestream.

TONIGHT @ 11 PM EST HE WILL BE STREAMING THE 2021 CYBERFIGHT FESTIVAL. CARD WILL BE POSTED BELOW FOR THOSE INTERESTED

WE HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE

 No.732

Shit I was busy typing all that bullshit up when you made this thread. Just go ahead and delete mine since it is garbage.



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 No.696[Reply]

For this week's instalmernt of WDHMBT we will be watching the debut PPV event of the Major Leaguers Wrestling promotion.

MLW (Not to be confused with the American deathmatch promotion Major League Wrestling) was founded by former Big Japan Wrestling staple Shadow WX (Satoru Shiga) in December 2019 following his six years in retirement due to battling thyroid cancer. Shadow WX began the promotion with the express intent of drawing his former partner and rival W*nger out of retirement. The promotion had two moderately successful PPV before it going on haitus in the confusion over the China Flu 2019 outbreak. While no official statement has been made regarding the future of the promotion it is to all intents dead.

The debut PPV occured on December 13th, 2019 in the Shin-Kiba 1st RING venue and featured a five match card.
>Tag Team Match
Daisuke Kanehira/ML Machine NO.5 vs Keiichi Sato/Koju Takeda
>Singles Match*
Koharu Hinata vs Ami Kanda
>Singles Match
Leatherface† vs Pogo Jr1
>Tag Team Match
Jiro Kuroshio/Shinobu vs Maku Donaruto/Minoru Fujita
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 No.550[Reply]

Gahoole I know you hate women and PPP is gay, but I am a big fan of the real life angel Megumi Kudo. She started out looking like every veteran female wrestler today, but by the end she was a hardcore legend that would put any man claiming the same today to shame. This is a 22 minute career retrospective music video made by Bahu. If you guys could give it a watch I think you might be able to find at least one women whose matches you could honestly say you enjoy.

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>>550
>girl wrestling

 No.676

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REJECT MODERNITY

EMBRACE TRADITION

 No.694

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They took this from you

 No.695

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Fun fact, Kudome invented the Vertebreaker. It was originally called the Kudo Driver. She debuted the move on August 22nd, 1993 during a FMW/AJW tag match consisting of Megumi Kudo/Miwa Sato vs. Aja Kong/Kaoru Ito. Aja Kong would dominate most of the match including shooting knocking Kudome out early in the match with a hard right cross to the jaw. Later in the match Kudo would tag in to face Ito and use the Kudo Driver to a massive pop from the crowd.



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 No.669[Reply]

So Meltzer is reporting that WWE and NJPW are finalizing a formal partnership in the same vein as the early 90s partnership they had. This will include full talent exchange of top stars set to work extended angles leading into both promotions major events.

While it would be tempting to believe that this is because of the current china flu epidemic knocking out most of the NJPW roster as well as the top two guys of the promotion, Ospreay and Okada, being seriously injured, the talks themselves began back in March. Reportedly NJPW is extremely displeased with AEW attempting to force them into a partnership by holding the US title hostage and Bushiroad responding by choosing to support AEW's direct competition.

https://www.f4wonline.com/wwe-news/wwe-njpw-discussing-partnership-no-indication-current-status-342576

I will add the link to the WoR as soon as it goes up so you can listen to Meltz pipul his way out of dickriding the wrong Khan.
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>>686
Okay

 No.688

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Meltzer reaffirms that negotiations are still ongoing and worries that Tony's promo could motivate Nick to close a deal

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>>686
>A tl;dr for two lines of text
Do phoneposters really?

Also Misawa Memorial tomorrow. Starts at 5AM EST/2AM PST on the 31st. If SvenGahoolie gets back to me in the next 20 minutes I will restream it.

 No.691

>>685
WWE doesn't have a single entertaining babyface, they all lack personality.

 No.693

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>>691
Bro the only time I have watched WWE in the last 6 years was the Gahoolamania show and, near as I can tell, the only entertaining performer they have is Shane-O Mac. Western wrestling (well wrestling in general really) is an absolute shitshow.



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 No.351[Reply]

For me, it's Chairman Ram
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>>375
Literally midget tier

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Now imagine how small the male members of triplesix are.

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>kickpads
dropped

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>Not supporting Chairman Ram

 No.677

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So I just found out Ram's title isn't honorary and she is actually the Chairman of the Triple Six booking committee. Turns out she is Onryo's daughter which raises a whole mess of other question. He has had her wrestling since her professional debut at 6 years old, but in the 19 years since she has not improved, like at all. I could understand if she was a mascot character that opens the four annunual Triple Six shows, but she actually fucking wrestles in them. Not only that she is a featured performer in Ice Ribbon and consistently headlines their shows.

Is this the biggest case of charisma trumping talent since CM Phil? Ram Kaichow at age 25 is a worse worker than Riho at 9 years old, but somehow Ram is considered a bigger star in Japan and was voted much higher than Riho in the last Weekly Puro joshi charts. She can't work, she is 4'4", the only thing she has is attitude, great aesthetics, a FANTASTIC ass, and yet she can evidentally cut a promo in her raspy smokers voice that completely buries the vast majority of of actual professionals that work their asses off training to get better.



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 No.663[Reply]

January 2020
>DDT is achieving record draws for the promotion. The DDTPro streaming service is swiftly catching up to NJPW World in terms of subscribers. Cyber Fights, the parent company which owns DDT, acquire NOAH. NOAH is currently at its lowest level or popularity, is performing to crowds of tens, is swinning in hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, and is set to permanently close had they not been purchased by Cyber Fights.

May 2021
>DDT is performing to a crowd of five. It is the least viewed product on the DDTPro streaming service being massively outviewed by its sister promotion TJPW, and by the meme street performance art promotion Ganbare Pro!. Prowrestling NOAH is now the most viewed promotion on DDTPro and is setting record gates at Korakeun Hall completely outdrawing any NJPW show at the same venue for nine months straight.

Pic Related. This isn't after the show has ended or before the venue has filled. This is literally right before the main event conclusion of a six show series of events set to crown their new Tag Team Champions.

Remember to thank Mutoh and Marafuji for saving puro

 No.664

Awesome. I should really get around watching NOAH.

 No.665

>>664
I am streaming the Cyber Fight Festival on the 6th of June on Gahoole channel which is going to have a bunch of NOAH title matches as well as NOAH vs DDT cross promotional matches. The Misawa Mermorial show is on the 31st of this month and, if Gahoole wills it, I can stream that for you all too.

 No.666

Honestly NOAH has so much more prestige and history than ddt does I don't know why you wouldn't just push them.

>>665
Yeah we will for sure be streaming this shit

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>NOAH has so much more prestige and history than ddt does
What did he mean by this?



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 No.667[Reply]

>Dude gets a tattoo of The Rock "Dwayne" Johnsons dead pedo dad
>Rock didn't like it or comment
>Dude proceeds to make multiple posts about his tattoo while @ing Rock
>Still no like from The Rock
>Last post was just him saying "I can't take this anymore"
>Dude has legit killed himself, no posts since May 15th
heh

 No.668

>>667
lol the placement of the left nipple makes it look like he has tits



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 No.334[Reply]

YOU KNOW THEY SAY IN AUSCHWITZ UP TO 6000 PEOPLE WERE GASSED DAILY. BUT YOU LOOK AT GERMAN GAS CHAMBERS AND YOU LOOK AT AMERICAN GAS CHAMBERS AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GAS ANOTHER HUMAN YOU GOT A TINY AIRTIGHT CAPSULE THAT HAS TO BE SEALED SHUT! BUT GERMAN GASSING CHAMBERS WERE LARGE ROOMS WITH WOODEN DOORS, AND THEY WERE NOT NORMAL! SO IN A CHAMBER YOU CAN ONLY GAS ONE PERSON AT A TIME! AND THEN YOU ADD THE TIME IT TOOK TO GET THE BODIES CREMATED TO THE MIX, THE REAL NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO DIED DRASTIC GO DOWN!
SEE THE TIME IT TAKES TO GET A BODY CREMATED IS 6 HOURS. BUT HOLOCAUST DENIER FRED LEUCHTER THEORIZED THAT A CIVILIAN CREMATORIUM CAN CREMATE ONE BODY IN 1.25 HOURS, BUT THAT'S STILL ONLY 85,092 BODIES BURNED AT AUSCHWITZ, SO THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY.
SO YOU TAKE YOUR JEWS THAT LIVED IN EUROPE BEFORE THE WAR, AND YOU GOT THE JEWS THAT LIVED IN EUROPE AFTER THE WAR. BUT THEN YOU TAKE THE JEWS THAT FLED TO AMERICA, IF WE WAS TO COUNT NEW YORK IMMIGRANTS IN THE LATE 40s. THERE'S BARELY ANY DIFFERENCE IN THE CENSUS! SENIOR JOE? THE NUMBERS DON'T ADD UP AND THEY SPELL HOLOHOAX AND NO TALMUDIC SACRIFICE!

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>>334
Fuckin' based.
more so because Steiner was a college bro baby face before the red pill.

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ALL THESE LIES ABOUT THE NARRATIVE BEING FORCE FED TO US MEAN GENE
I'VE SEEN THE PYRAMIDS BROTHER
HULKAMANIACS WORLDWIDE SAY: HULK HOGAN, WHY YA GOTTA GO THERE MAN?
THEY'RE NOT THE CHOSEN PEOPLE OF THE BIG MAN UPSTAIRS BROTHER
YA SEE THE JEWS RUN THE WORLD BROTHER IT'S REAL MAN
THEY MADE JESUS CHRIST'S BLOOD RUN BECAUSE HE GAVE HOPE TO THE PEOPLE
THE HULKSTER WANTS YOU TO KNOW MEAN GENE THE JEWS CONTROL YOU THROUGH USURY AND FINANCIAL SLAVERY BROTHER
THE JEWS CONTROLLED DONALD TRUMP BROTHER
THE JEWS CONTROL JOE BIDEN DUDE
IT'S A PUPPET SHOW DESIGNED TO GIVE US THE ILLUSION OF FREEDOM AND CONTROL BROTHER
YA GOTTA UNDERSTAND BLACK HULKAMANIACS, BLACK LIVES MATTER DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LIVES BROTHER THEY'RE USING YOU
JUST LIKE THE BOLSHEVIKS BROTHER
THE JEWS OWNED THE MAJORITY OF SLAVE SHIPS AND FUND THE BLACK LIVES MATTER MOVEMENT BROTHER
DON'T FALL UNDER THEIR SPELL
TAKE JESUS CHRIST'S HAND AND KNOW THE TRUTH BROTHER
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SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THE NEWS
>WHAT?!
WASHINGTON TIMES
>WHAT?!
NEW YORK TIMES
>WHAT?!
NEW YORK POST
>WHAT?!
USA TODAY
>WHAT?!
HUFFINGTON POST
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME NARRATIVE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME STORY
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TIME TO GAS THE KIKES
TIME TO GAS THE KIIIIIIIIIIKES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE KIKES AND HOW YOU GAS 'EM
ALL ABOUT THE JEWS AND HOW MUCH YOU BURN 'EM
ALL ABOUT THE CAMPS AND HOW WELL YOU RUN 'EM
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WHITES AND TRYING YOU PRESERVE 'EM

I HATE THE KIKES I'LL BURN DOWN THEIR CITIES
I DESPISE JEWS I'LL MURDER THEIR BABIES
AND I HANG OUT IN AUSCHWITZ I SLAUGHTER WHOLE FAMILIES
AND IT'S ALL FOR THE WHITES AND PROTECTING OUR HISTORY

LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER, READY TO RUN
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 No.391[Reply]

Thank God for Will Ospreay.

Often, when I am alone, I feel nothing but rage. The state of modern culture can be summated as a cesspool of hedonism, narcissism, instant gratification and slave morality. Modern politics is a complete fucking joke, its a banana republic that goes to the highest bidder, and entire swathes of people have their minds changed at the dial of some fucking algorithm in instagram HQ. Even if people were freed from the constant corruption of porn, media and consumerism, the collective education on topics like history, psychology and philosophy is so abysmally nonexistant it wouldn't make a difference anyway because of chronic dunning-krueger stupidity. Good thing a vote from a Harvard professor of economics and finance counts for the same as franky the meth addict. White birth rates continue to plummet and we joyously spread our cheeks for the foreigner to take the country our forefathers entrusted to us, the country that many, many men better than you or me died for.We are all completely blind to the abyss we stand over, the abyss that was once held back by religion, by culture, by heritage and ancestral pride. "haha, just chilll broo, we out here vibing brooo". I legitimately wonder if i won't end up killing one of these fucking plebs some day. Nobody wants to give anything, but everyone wants everything, all the while sucking on the fat teat of government gibs like the useless parasites they are. The meta narrative has collapsed. Nihilism creeps like an all consuming rot through the nucleus of our civilisation, and all around me everyone just keeps fucking doing the same old stupid shit. Porn, video games, weed, drinking, hedonism, promiscuity. "Man is a rope between the animal and the superman, a rope over the abyss", and now that rope is about to snap, and darkness will once again swallow up our collective consciousness.

But then I remember that the current British Heavyweight and IWGP World Heavyweight Champion is Will Ospreay.

The voices go away.

And I am happy again.

Thank God for Will Ospreay.
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Oh this is kinda neat. Ospreay has the names of his dead friends who committed suicide sewn into the inside of his entrance robe. Kinda weird new detail. I wonder what made him decide to do this now.

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 No.608

Ospreay is a confirmed draw my dudes. NJPW announced that, in just over a month, the commenerative photo of Ospreay winning the title is the best selling item in NJPW history.

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 No.641

>>616
I smoke a lot of meth



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 No.629[Reply]

For me, it's Mizuki's Whirling Candy

 No.640

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.



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