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>OH YEAH, BIDEN WON. WHAT A PITTANCE.
What is it he really wants?

"Big" Mike Elgin has posted his suicide note on youtube if you are interested. It is unknown at this time whether he has actually gone through with it, or if he is suffering from girl on the internet syndrome.

WWE Hall of Famer Bret 'The Hitman' Hart recently made a bold claim that Triple H had transgender relationship in WWE.

'The Hitman' said HHH had a thing for transsexuals. He said, "It was open secret in the locker room. Shawn and HHH would disappear together. One night in Syracuse this enraged male transvestite followed them back to the hotel lobby, and beat the shit out of Shawn, if it wasn't for Bulldog, Michael's would of died that night. I remember the foundation, Jim, Brian, Davey, would really crack them and bust their chops. In Anaheim, I discovered HHH was dating a transsexual. My wife saw them at the hospital where I was getting my knee tested. We just bumped into them. When word got back to the boys, that's when things turned sour. Ultimate Warrior refused to work with "a fucking queer" and their match was cut short. Vince decided "it just wouldn't look good if hunters private life was exposed." So he cancelled his push. I remember telling Hunter all the time, 'Look, don't listen to these guys. It's impossible to date a transgender person in this company without getting hate directed towards you," Bret admitted. "We may not see eye to eye, and your lifestyle may personally disgust me, but i can see you guys seem really happy together." Bret later said, "Despite my tolerance, He seemed really bitter, and blamed me for his lack of a push. I never bullied him about it, I was always a professional. That's why I was surprised when he turned on me" The Hitman explained, "I feel he was offended at all the jokes, the drawings, the ribs, pulled on him, and he built up this seething rage inside of him. That's why he screwed me." Bret remarked, " Years later I came to find out he orchestrated the Montreal screwjob, it was his idea, and all because I made fun of his tranny lover." Bret concluded the interview saying "I pity the man, he's a mentally ill sexual deviant who connived his way to the top. He's a cancer on entire wrestling industry."

Are these assholes serious?

Gahoole, you streaming this shit?

>Throw the strap on him to signal he is now a main eventer
>Immediately change his costume and make him wear a skirt
>Never have him go over clean, has to resort to chickenshit heel tactics to beat midcard Jr jobbers
>Stick him with a manager who brutally mogs him physically and technically
>Have the manager save him in every single match

Does Gedo have some sort of personal grudge? He is absolutely burying this fat gook shitter.

Now I see a lot of people online and in wrestling communities trying to tear down the old Snake with what they consider the "Worst promo of all time" but in reality we the masses have been too dumb to understand the level of kino that Jake was throwing down
>Everyone over the years have attributed the "You wanna play 21? I've got 22" line as being a sign that Jake doesn't know the rules of Blackjack
>In actuality what Mr. Roberts means is that he has a .22 Caliber gun, and that even if his opponent truly has the perfect hand he will not walk away the victor because Jake is vicious and will do anything to win.
>The line "Do you wanna play blackjack? I got two of those too" is then him saying that he has two actual blackjacks, a type of crude club used to bash people
>Finally the line "You wanna play Aces and Eights? I got too many of those" is probably the most kino of them all
>Aces and Eights goes by another name. They are called "Dead Man's Hand" because it is said to be the cards that Wild Bill Hickok, a famous outlaw, was holding when he was shot dead
>Jake is then implying that he has led a trail of men who thought they could best the snake only to wind up dead at his hand over the years.
It's time to face the facts, that even while ballooned off his ass on enough drugs to kill a bull, Jake Roberts could still cut a more cerebral promo than anyone else in the history of the business