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I never stopped BOlieving
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What's your gimmick and where do you fit on the card, brother?
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How in the hell did WWF recover from this?
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Unfathomably based!
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>If this doesn't get a (You) within 24 hours the Ogre MUST delete /wooo/ immediately.

CM Punk is back in the big leagues!
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Bray Wyatt

>Fauci goes over clean again!
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Rules:

>Don't be a Cunt

>No Porn without censor
>Nothing actually illegal (CP, Loli, Mark's Ass)

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bruh
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MY COMPUTER IS STILL A PIECE OF SHIT BUT WE MONEY IN THE BANK

YOU HYPE TO SEE OUR BOY OTIS CLIMB THE RANK

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ELEVATOR ENTRANCES
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Japs keep making the best wrestling matches
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ECW? Stands for Extreme Cunt Wrestling
Bow down to the kings!
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Anyone here watch Sumo?

It's very popular among some people now and in Japan girls love it.
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Sam Hyde is planning to wrestling next.
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Kino wrestling vids and memes

Post them
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/wooo/ is probably the deadest board on tvch and that is saying something.

What do we do to revive this thriving online community?
R: 20 / I: 5
>From Gabe to "Gabbi". Gabe Tuft former WWE superstar Tyler Reks made her long-awaited gender reveal

>This is a persona he has been hiding in the loud silence of his soul since childhood. Finally, with the blessing of his loving wife Priscilla, Gabe is ready to reveal who he really is. "He" is now known as "She": A beautiful, wise, witty and wonderful woman called "Gabbi". Gabbi is about to share her thrilling story of gender transitioning from a former WWE Superstar, Body Builder, Fitness Guru, Motivational Speaker and Motorcycle Racer to a fun-loving and fabulous female!
R: 9 / I: 7
Good night sweet princess, the vax got another one ;_;

>Sara Lee, Former WWE 'Tough Enough' Winner, Dead At 30
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Wrestling is saved.
R: 1 / I: 1

Mackal is a big WWE fan

no only that, but he know far more than the average wrestling watcher.
Is about time to Gahoole call on his show.
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Maki Itoh (wrestling)

100 images link http://blaleela.com/1UX4
R: 4 / I: 1

Could /wooo/ live?

I've been browsing, may Allah forgive me, /pw/ recently for mild entertainment, but those halfchan fuckwits are so fucking unbearable and low effort it's losing its appeal.
Would an active /wooo/ be possible in this cynical post-fun internet or are we fucked?
Also, who is your favorite wrestler who murderer someone? It's hard to beat the Wolverine but then again Scott Hall killed a guy.
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Who's the JBalvin of wrestlers?
R: 18 / I: 6

Daffney 1975-2021

>F
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openAI Bullshad

rastlan
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Street Fights and bumfights
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Vince fucked a nigger

Now Stephanie is CEO
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kairi hojo (wrestler)

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I already know wrestling is gay, but....

How masonic is wrestling?
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what did she mean by this

what did she mean by this
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>THROW HIS ASS OUT
Nigga, what did you pay your ass to see?
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>I CAN'T WALK
R: 3 / I: 1
>God I wish that were me
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What's the most /travisscott/ wrestling move out there? What wrestler is most like based Travis Scott?
R: 0 / I: 0
CATS FIGHT!
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WWE Elimination Chamber 2022
Starts at 12 PM ET live from Jeddah, Saudi Arabia.
Card:
>Men's Elimination Chamber Match: Austin Theory, AJ Styles, Bobby Lashely, Brock Lesnar, Seth Rollins, Matt Riddle
>Universal Champion Roman Reigns vs. Goldberg
>Raw Women's Champion Becky Lynch vs. Lita
>Ronda Rousey & Naomi vs. SmackDown Women's Champion Charlotte Flair & Sonya Deville (Rousey must compete with one arm tied behind her back)
>Women's Elimination Chamber: Rhea Ripley, Bianca Belair, Liv Morgan, Alexa Bliss, Doudrop, Nikki ASH
>SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Usos vs. Viking Raiders
>Drew McIntyre vs. Madcap Moss (Falls Count Anywhere Match)
>Rey Mysterio vs. The Miz
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>They replaced 205 Live with an NXT version of Main Event.
https://twitter.com/NXTLevelUp/status/1494098815774871554
https://twitter.com/NXTLevelUp
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Well. This is embarrassing. Remember when Stone Cold was cool?
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ECW

Still the best after all these years, prove me wrong
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Pussies can't handle the Gunther

CAN'T PUNTHER THE GUNTHER
Imagine getting buttblasted over nazis in 2022
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Wrestle Kingdom 16

No thread so I made one
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Anyone got any info on the differences/power ranking between japanese, turkish oilm and indian/hindu grappling? I read the legendary of the great gama of india,he did 5000 squats a day using an stone ring of 100 kilos.
So far im doing 1000 squats a day using 25 kilos(i weigh 78)
>also mongolian grappling seems GOAT, theyre taking over sumo
Do sumos squat too,or powerlift?
>
also welcome more obscure styles,like korean folk wrestling,lucha canaria.
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Around blacks,never relax!
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Why /wooo/ can you not communicate with me /wooo/? Talk to me /wooo/ as you were talking to the GOD you speak of! /wooo/… there is nothing powering that I live for /wooo/. I need not THE NORMALS to protect me from what I find most comforting! THE CHALLENGE OF PAIN! And the smell of COMBAT /wooo/! I have /wooo/ injected you with the minimum dosage of poison from the POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR! But the anti-bodies this dead ass board CONTINUE to refuse what the poison can do! THEY TURN IT AWAY /wooo/! They turn the poison away for they feel the dirty, THEY FEAR the evil. /wooo/ I am the representation of all you fear! I /wooo/ want you to be the warrior you say you are! For I can as the Ultimate Warrior accept no less, GIVE NO LESS to the warriors. Rock with me /wooo/ to the edge! /wooo/ look into nothing. Look beyond your fears as you take that step /wooo/ and make the sacrifice so that the power of the ULTIMATE WARRIOR SHALL LIVE!!!
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SO JOE BIDEN SAYS I GOTTA GET THE KIKE SPIKE

SO I LOOKED HIM RIGHT IN HIS SAGGY BALLSACK OF A FACE

RIGHT THROUGH THOSE BEADY SOULLESS EYES OF HIS

RIGHT THROUGH TO HIS SHRIVELED DEHYDRATED RAISIN OF A BRAIN

I TOLD HIM JOE, THE ONLY SPIKE I'M GETTIN IS A SPIKE IN TESTOSTERONE, WHEN LAY UP WITH YOUR DAUGHTERS AND YOUR FAKE DOCTOR BITCH OF A WIFE

HE STARTED MUMBLING SOMETHIN ABOUT FDA APPROVAL

SO I SLAPPED THE DENCHERS OUTTA HIS STUPID FUCKIN FACE

AND I TOLD HIM THAT TO ME, FDA STANDS FOR FULL DICK ATTENTION, AND THAT HIS DAUGHTERS AND HIS FAKE DOCTOR BITCH OF A WIFE, THEY WERE ALL BIG POPPA PUMP APPROVED

I TOLD HIM I MIGHT EVEN MAKE HUNTER WATCH, WHILE I SMOKED ALL HIS CRACK AND FUCKED HIS FAMILY ONE BY ONE

I FELT JOE GETTING EXCITED LIKE THE OLD DEMENTIA RIDDEN PEDOPHILE HE IS, SO I SLAPPED HIS DUMB ASS AGAIN

THIS TIME HIS ENTIRE JAW CAME UNHINGED, HE WAS FALLIN APART RIGHT IN FRONT OF BIG POPPA PUMP

SO WHAT DID I DO? I BENT HIM OVER AND FUCKED HIM TOO

I SPLIT HIS OLD ASS IN HALF WITH MY POPPA PUMP THRUST

AND AS THE DOCTORS WERE MARKING HIM DOWN AS A COVID DEATH, I SAID NOW THAT'S A BREAKTHROUGH CASE

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME
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What the fuck did they mean by this?
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TONY KHAN RAPES VINCE RAW
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>You'll never go back
4 years later and everything went to shit
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A FUCKING LEAF
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Ric Flair pic
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Reika Saiki (wrestling)

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>Karen KWAB
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I don't get it.
Is he trying to put Bret Hart Over here?
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>Bah gawd the Wall has a family dammit!
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A fair warning to the idiot Anti-Vaxxers!

With the Delta variant mutating and spreading and killing people because of these people who are dumber than Patrick Star not getting the vaccine thanks to that idiot Florida Governor Ron DeSantis the COVID cases are spiking and WWE is worrying that they'll end up bringing back the Thunderdome which is way worse or cancelling Summerslam completely hope not because I want Cena kick Roman Reigns's ass as these idiot Anti-Vaxxers are teaching their kids to drink bleach? YUCK! That is gross! Why do these idiots want their kids to be poisoning themselves instead of getting poked? This is because they worshipped a failure of a certain idiot Karen former president Donald Trump as they told them too drink bleach and use turpentine to cure the virus yeah no Turpentine kills people as it causes brain damage, headaches, sleeplessness, coughing, bleeding inside of the lungs, vomiting, kidney damage, coma and worse death. Take a look at Vicks products they have Turpentine Oil in one of their products and they're the reason why their products were banned in Japan carry them and bam off to prison you go.

I'm going to say to these idiot Anti-Vaxxers:

HAVE YOU GOT NO SHAME?
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>OH YEAH, BIDEN WON. WHAT A PITTANCE.
What is it he really wants?
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"Big" Mike Elgin has posted his suicide note on youtube if you are interested. It is unknown at this time whether he has actually gone through with it, or if he is suffering from girl on the internet syndrome.
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"He Had a Thing for Transsexuals" - Bret Hart Makes a Huge Claim

WWE Hall of Famer Bret 'The Hitman' Hart recently made a bold claim that Triple H had transgender relationship in WWE.

'The Hitman' said HHH had a thing for transsexuals. He said, "It was open secret in the locker room. Shawn and HHH would disappear together. One night in Syracuse this enraged male transvestite followed them back to the hotel lobby, and beat the shit out of Shawn, if it wasn't for Bulldog, Michael's would of died that night. I remember the foundation, Jim, Brian, Davey, would really crack them and bust their chops. In Anaheim, I discovered HHH was dating a transsexual. My wife saw them at the hospital where I was getting my knee tested. We just bumped into them. When word got back to the boys, that's when things turned sour. Ultimate Warrior refused to work with "a fucking queer" and their match was cut short. Vince decided "it just wouldn't look good if hunters private life was exposed." So he cancelled his push. I remember telling Hunter all the time, 'Look, don't listen to these guys. It's impossible to date a transgender person in this company without getting hate directed towards you," Bret admitted. "We may not see eye to eye, and your lifestyle may personally disgust me, but i can see you guys seem really happy together." Bret later said, "Despite my tolerance, He seemed really bitter, and blamed me for his lack of a push. I never bullied him about it, I was always a professional. That's why I was surprised when he turned on me" The Hitman explained, "I feel he was offended at all the jokes, the drawings, the ribs, pulled on him, and he built up this seething rage inside of him. That's why he screwed me." Bret remarked, " Years later I came to find out he orchestrated the Montreal screwjob, it was his idea, and all because I made fun of his tranny lover." Bret concluded the interview saying "I pity the man, he's a mentally ill sexual deviant who connived his way to the top. He's a cancer on entire wrestling industry."
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Are these assholes serious?
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>BRAPADOOOOOO
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>Appearing on Renee Paquette's Oral Sessions prodcast, Mark Heny discussed his relationship with Tony Khan and his goals for AEW.
>"I talked with Tony Khan extensively about white privilege before he signed me," said Henry. "Tony and I are on the same page, and we want to eradicate it from AEW and pro wrestling."
>"Sadly, it's been over a year since George Floyd died, and no national promotion has honored him appropriately. We're discussing many ways to promote the memory and legacy of George Floud in AEW," Henry continued.
>"I am proud to be a part of Tony Khan's vision of a more diverse and inclusive wrestling company."
>Mark Henry is a senior producer and commentator for AEW. Renee Paquette's Oral Sessions podcast is available on YouTube.
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Gahoole, you streaming this shit?
R: 105 / I: 55

What the H*CK is Gedo's problem?

>Throw the strap on him to signal he is now a main eventer
>Immediately change his costume and make him wear a skirt
>Never have him go over clean, has to resort to chickenshit heel tactics to beat midcard Jr jobbers
>Stick him with a manager who brutally mogs him physically and technically
>Have the manager save him in every single match

Does Gedo have some sort of personal grudge? He is absolutely burying this fat gook shitter.
R: 9 / I: 1
Now I see a lot of people online and in wrestling communities trying to tear down the old Snake with what they consider the "Worst promo of all time" but in reality we the masses have been too dumb to understand the level of kino that Jake was throwing down
>Everyone over the years have attributed the "You wanna play 21? I've got 22" line as being a sign that Jake doesn't know the rules of Blackjack
>In actuality what Mr. Roberts means is that he has a .22 Caliber gun, and that even if his opponent truly has the perfect hand he will not walk away the victor because Jake is vicious and will do anything to win.
>The line "Do you wanna play blackjack? I got two of those too" is then him saying that he has two actual blackjacks, a type of crude club used to bash people
>Finally the line "You wanna play Aces and Eights? I got too many of those" is probably the most kino of them all
>Aces and Eights goes by another name. They are called "Dead Man's Hand" because it is said to be the cards that Wild Bill Hickok, a famous outlaw, was holding when he was shot dead
>Jake is then implying that he has led a trail of men who thought they could best the snake only to wind up dead at his hand over the years.
It's time to face the facts, that even while ballooned off his ass on enough drugs to kill a bull, Jake Roberts could still cut a more cerebral promo than anyone else in the history of the business
R: 15 / I: 10

Oh no no no no no

>Daddy Daddy, buy me some new toys Daddy
R: 7 / I: 3

RIP SAMOAN JOSEPH

REST IN PEACE
FATASS
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Weekly Deathmatch/Hardcore Match Bloody Theater: Thread #666

For this week's installment of WDHMBT we will be watching the FMW Hardcore Bible Compilation

Serving as a highlight reel of some of the most excessive spots in FMW's history, the Hardcore Bible is a must watch for any deathmatch/hardcore match fan. While most of the matches themselves are not actually very good they were all chosen for particularly interesting spots. Sadly the collection does not include some of the more infamous matches, such as the Onita/Funk vs Sabu/Sheik no rope burning barb wire match, as the Hardcore Bible was produced specifically to market to the western audience and they didn't not want to present the promotion's biggest fuckups and mistakes that caused people to nearly die or ended careers.

>Lights Out

Mitsuhiro Matsunaga v Mr. Pogo 7/18/95

>Barb Wire Fire Deathmatch

Mitsuhiro Matsunaga v Mr. Pogo 8/29/85

>Carribean Spider Net Glass Crash Deathmatch

Mitsuhiro Matsunaga & Jason the Terrible & Hideki Hosaka v Super Leather & W*ING Kanemura & Hido 12/21/95

>Barb Wire Death Match

Megumi Kudo v Shark Tsuchiya 12/22/95

>Barb Wire Death Match

Megumi Kudo v Shinobu Kandori 3/14/97

>Exploding Barb Wire

Megumi Kudo v Shark Tsuchiya 4/29/97

>Exploding Barb Wire

Terry Funk v Mr. Pogo 8/1/96

>No Rope Barbed Wire Double Hell Death Match

Masato Tanaka & Koji Nakagawa & Tetsuhiro Kuroda v W*ING Kanemura & Hido & Hideki Hosaka 9/1/96

>Exploding Barb Wire

W*ING Kanemura v Masato Tanaka 8/2/97

>Loser Leaves FMW 13,000 Volt Thunderbolt Cage Death Match

Kodo Fuyuki v Masato Tanaka 11/23/99

>15,000 Volt Thunderbolt Cage Death Match

Kodo Fuyuki v Hayabusa 9/21/00

>Three Way Dance

Terry Funk v Buh Buh Ray Dudley v Sandman 12/19/97

>Tag Team Three Way Dance

Terry Funk & Tommy Dreamer v Gladiator & Hido v Buh Buh Ray Dudley & D-Von Dudley 12/22/97

>ECW Tag Team Championship Match

Dudley Boyz v Sabu & Rob Van Dam 12/13/98

>Scramble Ladder Dog food Match

Hayabusa & Masato Tanaka & Tetsuhiro Kuroda v Mr. Gannosuke & Yukihiro Kanemura & Hido 6/15/99

>Fuyuki Army Promotion Match

Darkside of Hayabusa & Tetsuhiro Kuroda & Hisakatsu Oya v Koji Nakagawa & Yukihiro Kanemura & Hido 8/20/99

>Exploding Ass Deathmatch

H v Hayabusa 10/29/99

>WEW Hardcore Championship Match

Kintaro Kanemura v Balls Mahoney 11/23/99

>WEW Hardcore Tag Team Championship Match

Hideki Hosaka & Yoshinori Sasaki v The Samoans 5/5/00

>WEW Hardcore Championship Match

Ryuji Yamakawa v Kintaro Kanemura 5/5/00

>Street Fight

Supreme & Homeless Jimmy v Hideki Hosaka & Mammoth Sasaki 11/12/00

>Carribean Spider Net Glass Crash Deathmatch

W*ING Kanemura v Cactus Jack 5/5/96

>15000 Volt Electrified Exploding Barb Wire Deathmatch

Combat Toyoda v Megumi Kudo 5/5/96

>No Rope Barbed Wire Mine Explosion Double Hell Tornado Tag Death Match

Hayabusa & Masato Tanaka v Terry Funk & Mr. Pogo 5/5/96

>FMW Independent & WWA Women's Championship Match

Aja Kong v Shark Tsuchiya 9/28/97

>Shootfight Cage Match

Vader v Ken Shamrock 9/28/97

>Octagon Cage 15000 Volt Thunderbolt Electric Bomb DeathMatch

Hayabusa & The Great Sasuke v Tetsuhiro Kuroda & Mr. Gannosuke 5/5/01

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Weekly Deathmatch/Hardcore Match Bloody Theater: Thread #666

For this week's installment of WDHMBT we will be watching the first instance in the long running series, CZW Zandig's Ultraviolent Tournament Of Death

August 31, 2002 saw the first annual CZW Tournament of Death. The event was billed as Zandig's Ultraviolent Tournament of Death due to a storyline of John Zandig losing ownership of CZW to Lobo, thus promoting his own deathmatch tournament. It was held in Dover, Delaware. Non-tournament matches included Green Phantom & Arsenal defeating The Hardcore Ninjaz and a tag scramble match which saw The Backseat Boyz defeat Derek Frasier & Sonjay Dutt, Jon Dahmer & Towel Boy and The New School, as well as a Three Way Dance in which Ruckus defeated Justice Pain and Nick Berk.

>Tournament Of Death I First Round Barbed Wire Boards Match

Zandig vs. Nate Hatred

>Tournament Of Death I First Round Match

Adam Flash vs. The Messiah

>Tag Team Match

The Arsenal & The Green Phantom vs. The Hardcore Ninjaz (Hardcore Ninja #1 & Hardcore Ninja #2)

>Tournament Of Death I First Round Staple Gun Falls Count Anywhere Match

Wifebeater vs. Necro Butcher

>Tournament Of Death I First Round Barbed Wire Boards & Wooden Strips With Nails Match

Nick Gage vs. Toby Klein

>Tournament Of Death I First Round Weapons Match

Nick Mondo vs. Homeless Jimmy

>Four Way Tag Team Elimination Match

Jon Dahmer & Towel Boy vs. Derek Frazier & Sonjay Dutt vs. The Backseat Boyz (Johnny Kashmere & Trent Acid) vs. The New School (Chris Cash & GQ)

>Non Title Three Way Dance

Ruckus vs. Nick Berk vs. Justice Pain

>Tournament Of Death I Semi-Finals Panes of Glass Match

???? vs. ????

>Tournament Of Death I Semi-Finals Fans Bring The Weapons Match

??? vs. ???

>Tournament Of Death I Finals 200 Light Tubes Barbed Wire Match

??? vs. ???

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Sumo

Is Sumo a shoot or a work, or a working shoot? Or a work that can turn into a shoot?
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Korakuen Hall Attendance 2021

These are the publicly released paid attendance numbers released by Bushiroad and CyberFight for their Korakuen Hall shows since the year began and collected on cagematch. Events not listed did not have their attendance numbers listed (i.e. DDT's Ultimate Tag League and its 5 audience members in attendance).

After I have supper I will go over the events that occurred on the days of the massive spikes and speculate on what happened prior to massive dips that cause them to happen.

Source:
>NJPW
https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&view=results&name=&Day=&Month=&Year=2021&promotion=7&showtype=&location=&arena=Korakuen+Hall&region=
>NOAH
https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&view=results&name=&Day=&Month=&Year=2021&promotion=8&showtype=&location=&arena=Korakuen+Hall&region=
>TJPW
https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&view=results&name=&Day=&Month=&Year=2021&promotion=1467&showtype=&location=&arena=Korakuen+Hall&region=
>DDT
https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&view=results&name=&Day=&Month=&Year=2021&promotion=118&showtype=&location=&arena=Korakuen+Hall&region=
R: 88 / I: 11

CyberFight Festival 2021 Game Thread

TONIGHT WE ARE HONORED TO HOST OUR DEAR FRIEND ANIMEPRO ON https://cytu.be/r/gahoolestream.

TONIGHT @ 11 PM EST HE WILL BE STREAMING THE 2021 CYBERFIGHT FESTIVAL. CARD WILL BE POSTED BELOW FOR THOSE INTERESTED

WE HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE

STARTING BATTLE to begin at 1245 JST (0045 EST/2045 PST)

Starting Battle kickoff: TJPW 10-Woman Tag Match
Mirai Maiumi/Suzume/Haruna Neko/
Moka Miyamoto/Arisu Endo
Vs
Nao Kakuta/Raku/Pom Harajuku/
Mahiro Kiryu/Kaya Toribami
*Kaya Toribami debut match

Starting Battle: Delayed Entry Battle Royale
Yoshiaki Yatsu, Toru Owashi, Kazuki Hirata, Makoto Oishi, Saki Akai, Antonio Honda, Yusuke Okada, Yuya Koroku,
Yuji Hino, Muhammad Yone, Shuhei Taniguchi, Akitoshi Saito, Masao Inoue, Yuna Manase, Shu Sakurai
*Winner's Prize provided by the CyberAgent Group

Starting Battle main: Ganbare Pro-Wrestling Match
Ken Ohka/Keisuke Ishii/Shota
vs
Shuichiro Katsumura/Koki Iwasaki/Yumehito Imanari


START to being at 1400 JST (0200 EST/2245 PST)
Opening match: DDT vs NOAH Interpromotional Match
Yuki Iino/Toi Kojima
vs
Junta Miyawaki/Kinya Okada

Match 2: TJPW 3-Way Tag Match
Rika Tatsumi/Miu Watanabe
vs
Shoko Nakajima/Hyper Misao
vs
Nodoka Tenma/Yuki Aino

Match 3: DDT vs NOAH Interpromotional Match
Danshoku Dieno/Super Sasadango Machine
vs
Takashi Sugiura/Kazushi Sakuraba

Match 4: DDT vs NOAH Interpromotional Match
Hideki Okatani
vs
Masa Kitamiya

Match 5: TJPW Match
Hikari Noa/Mizuki/Yuki Arai
vs
Maki Itoh/Yuki Kamifuku/Marika Kobashi

Match 6: NOAH Match
Atsushi Kotoge/Daisuke Harada/Hajime Ohara
vs
Yoshinari Ogawa/HAYATA/Seiki Yoshioka

Match 7: DDT Match
Daisuke Sasaki/Tetsuya Endo/Soma Takao
with Mad Paulie
vs
Chris Brookes/Shunma Katsumata/MAO

Match 8: DDT vs KONGOH Full-on Warfare 12-Man Tag Match
Sanshiro Takagi/Akito/Kazusada Higuchi/
Yukio Sakaguchi/Naomi Yoshimura/Yukio Naya
vs
Kenoh/Katsuhiko Nakajima/ Manabu Soya/
Haoh/Nioh/Tadasuke

Match 9: DDT vs NOAH Interpromotional Match
Konosuke Takeshita/Yuki Ueno
vs
Kaito Kiyomiya/Yoshiki Inamura

Triple Main Event I: Princess of Princess Championship Match
Miyu Yamashita
Champion
vs
Yuka Sakazaki
Challenger
*1st defense for the 9th Champion

Triple Main Event II: KO-D Openweight Championship Match
Jun Akiyama
Champion
vs
HARASHIMA
Challenger
*3rd defense for the 76th Champion

Triple Main Event III: GHC Heavyweight Championship Match
Keiji Muto
Champion
vs
Naomichi Marufuji
Challenger
*3rd defense for the 34th Champion
R: 1 / I: 0

SATURDAY NIGHT STREAMING: CYBERFIGHT FESTIVAL 2021

TONIGHT WE ARE HONORED TO HOST OUR DEAR FRIEND ANIMEPRO ON https://cytu.be/r/gahoolestream.

TONIGHT @ 11 PM EST HE WILL BE STREAMING THE 2021 CYBERFIGHT FESTIVAL. CARD WILL BE POSTED BELOW FOR THOSE INTERESTED

WE HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE
R: 9 / I: 9

Weekly Deathmatch/Hardcore Match Bloody Theater: Thread #666

For this week's instalmernt of WDHMBT we will be watching the debut PPV event of the Major Leaguers Wrestling promotion.

MLW (Not to be confused with the American deathmatch promotion Major League Wrestling) was founded by former Big Japan Wrestling staple Shadow WX (Satoru Shiga) in December 2019 following his six years in retirement due to battling thyroid cancer. Shadow WX began the promotion with the express intent of drawing his former partner and rival W*nger out of retirement. The promotion had two moderately successful PPV before it going on haitus in the confusion over the China Flu 2019 outbreak. While no official statement has been made regarding the future of the promotion it is to all intents dead.

The debut PPV occured on December 13th, 2019 in the Shin-Kiba 1st RING venue and featured a five match card.
>Tag Team Match
Daisuke Kanehira/ML Machine NO.5 vs Keiichi Sato/Koju Takeda
>Singles Match*
Koharu Hinata vs Ami Kanda
>Singles Match
Leatherface† vs Pogo Jr1
>Tag Team Match
Jiro Kuroshio/Shinobu vs Maku Donaruto/Minoru Fujita
>Barbed Wire Board & Lemon & Mustard Death Match
Necro Butcher vs Shadow WX

As usual you may find the event in the mega

https://mlw2019.com/
https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=250025&page=2

*Piss break
†This is not the original Mike Kirchner Leatherface, but one of the many Japanese wrestlers to don the gimmick of the beloved hardcore legend
R: 4 / I: 1

Megumi Kino

Gahoole I know you hate women and PPP is gay, but I am a big fan of the real life angel Megumi Kudo. She started out looking like every veteran female wrestler today, but by the end she was a hardcore legend that would put any man claiming the same today to shame. This is a 22 minute career retrospective music video made by Bahu. If you guys could give it a watch I think you might be able to find at least one women whose matches you could honestly say you enjoy.
R: 14 / I: 5
So Meltzer is reporting that WWE and NJPW are finalizing a formal partnership in the same vein as the early 90s partnership they had. This will include full talent exchange of top stars set to work extended angles leading into both promotions major events.

While it would be tempting to believe that this is because of the current china flu epidemic knocking out most of the NJPW roster as well as the top two guys of the promotion, Ospreay and Okada, being seriously injured, the talks themselves began back in March. Reportedly NJPW is extremely displeased with AEW attempting to force them into a partnership by holding the US title hostage and Bushiroad responding by choosing to support AEW's direct competition.

https://www.f4wonline.com/wwe-news/wwe-njpw-discussing-partnership-no-indication-current-status-342576

I will add the link to the WoR as soon as it goes up so you can listen to Meltz pipul his way out of dickriding the wrong Khan.
R: 11 / I: 6
For me, it's Chairman Ram
R: 4 / I: 1
January 2020
>DDT is achieving record draws for the promotion. The DDTPro streaming service is swiftly catching up to NJPW World in terms of subscribers. Cyber Fights, the parent company which owns DDT, acquire NOAH. NOAH is currently at its lowest level or popularity, is performing to crowds of tens, is swinning in hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, and is set to permanently close had they not been purchased by Cyber Fights.

May 2021
>DDT is performing to a crowd of five. It is the least viewed product on the DDTPro streaming service being massively outviewed by its sister promotion TJPW, and by the meme street performance art promotion Ganbare Pro!. Prowrestling NOAH is now the most viewed promotion on DDTPro and is setting record gates at Korakeun Hall completely outdrawing any NJPW show at the same venue for nine months straight.

Pic Related. This isn't after the show has ended or before the venue has filled. This is literally right before the main event conclusion of a six show series of events set to crown their new Tag Team Champions.

Remember to thank Mutoh and Marafuji for saving puro
R: 1 / I: 0
>Dude gets a tattoo of The Rock "Dwayne" Johnsons dead pedo dad
>Rock didn't like it or comment
>Dude proceeds to make multiple posts about his tattoo while @ing Rock
>Still no like from The Rock
>Last post was just him saying "I can't take this anymore"
>Dude has legit killed himself, no posts since May 15th
heh
R: 4 / I: 4
YOU KNOW THEY SAY IN AUSCHWITZ UP TO 6000 PEOPLE WERE GASSED DAILY. BUT YOU LOOK AT GERMAN GAS CHAMBERS AND YOU LOOK AT AMERICAN GAS CHAMBERS AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GAS ANOTHER HUMAN YOU GOT A TINY AIRTIGHT CAPSULE THAT HAS TO BE SEALED SHUT! BUT GERMAN GASSING CHAMBERS WERE LARGE ROOMS WITH WOODEN DOORS, AND THEY WERE NOT NORMAL! SO IN A CHAMBER YOU CAN ONLY GAS ONE PERSON AT A TIME! AND THEN YOU ADD THE TIME IT TOOK TO GET THE BODIES CREMATED TO THE MIX, THE REAL NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO DIED DRASTIC GO DOWN!
SEE THE TIME IT TAKES TO GET A BODY CREMATED IS 6 HOURS. BUT HOLOCAUST DENIER FRED LEUCHTER THEORIZED THAT A CIVILIAN CREMATORIUM CAN CREMATE ONE BODY IN 1.25 HOURS, BUT THAT'S STILL ONLY 85,092 BODIES BURNED AT AUSCHWITZ, SO THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY.
SO YOU TAKE YOUR JEWS THAT LIVED IN EUROPE BEFORE THE WAR, AND YOU GOT THE JEWS THAT LIVED IN EUROPE AFTER THE WAR. BUT THEN YOU TAKE THE JEWS THAT FLED TO AMERICA, IF WE WAS TO COUNT NEW YORK IMMIGRANTS IN THE LATE 40s. THERE'S BARELY ANY DIFFERENCE IN THE CENSUS! SENIOR JOE? THE NUMBERS DON'T ADD UP AND THEY SPELL HOLOHOAX AND NO TALMUDIC SACRIFICE!
R: 8 / I: 5
Thank God for Will Ospreay.

Often, when I am alone, I feel nothing but rage. The state of modern culture can be summated as a cesspool of hedonism, narcissism, instant gratification and slave morality. Modern politics is a complete fucking joke, its a banana republic that goes to the highest bidder, and entire swathes of people have their minds changed at the dial of some fucking algorithm in instagram HQ. Even if people were freed from the constant corruption of porn, media and consumerism, the collective education on topics like history, psychology and philosophy is so abysmally nonexistant it wouldn't make a difference anyway because of chronic dunning-krueger stupidity. Good thing a vote from a Harvard professor of economics and finance counts for the same as franky the meth addict. White birth rates continue to plummet and we joyously spread our cheeks for the foreigner to take the country our forefathers entrusted to us, the country that many, many men better than you or me died for.We are all completely blind to the abyss we stand over, the abyss that was once held back by religion, by culture, by heritage and ancestral pride. "haha, just chilll broo, we out here vibing brooo". I legitimately wonder if i won't end up killing one of these fucking plebs some day. Nobody wants to give anything, but everyone wants everything, all the while sucking on the fat teat of government gibs like the useless parasites they are. The meta narrative has collapsed. Nihilism creeps like an all consuming rot through the nucleus of our civilisation, and all around me everyone just keeps fucking doing the same old stupid shit. Porn, video games, weed, drinking, hedonism, promiscuity. "Man is a rope between the animal and the superman, a rope over the abyss", and now that rope is about to snap, and darkness will once again swallow up our collective consciousness.

But then I remember that the current British Heavyweight and IWGP World Heavyweight Champion is Will Ospreay.

The voices go away.

And I am happy again.

Thank God for Will Ospreay.
R: 1 / I: 0

Share your favorite moves

For me, it's Mizuki's Whirling Candy
R: 1 / I: 1

Will Ospreay Title Vacated

Year of Suzuki inbound?????
R: 5 / I: 2

TJPW

I know no one follows this shit except me and I only do because Raku is an internet friend of mine and we trade photos of trains so this thread is mostly just gonna be me talking about weird Teej Pea Dub shit like the fact Mei Suruga is in a tag match tonight on both tag teams. She is competing as May Saint-Michel in Neo-Bishigun and in the same match completeing as the Gatoh Move Asian Dream Tag Champ Mei Suruga.

I have no idea how this is going to work out but it should honestly be really fun. Show starts in two hours. If you want to watch with me Gahoole I can stream it.
R: 7 / I: 3
APOLOGIZE
R: 0 / I: 0
Managed to save the WOR that Bryan Alvarez scrubbed from the archive. It isn't particularly interesting, but I saved it nontheless since the reddit crowd are going insane and won't even listen to it to find out that he didn't think what they said he said.
https://files.catbox.moe/fp2c21.mp3
R: 9 / I: 1
Atsushi Onita is preparing to launch his new promotion Frontier Martial-Arts Wrestling Explosion. FMWE is planned to specialize in electric current explosion matches. According to the article linked below Onita was so embarassed by the responses to that shit show that AEW had that he is going to show them how to do it right. The promotions first show is scheduled for July 7th
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/89521c23edda9a30b54c7500893a0d7ef9aed22d
http://onitafire.com/
R: 7 / I: 3
>5'8"
>165lbs
How the fuck is this the best wrestler in America today?
R: 1 / I: 0
24 hours of Kobashi walking the King's Road that aired on Nihon terebi. Remember that to truly walk the King's Road you must remove your pants for maximum comfort.
R: 6 / I: 3

You suddenly remember that time

Suzuki kaze ni nared the fuck out of Liger in pancrase.
R: 2 / I: 1

Infinity Cup poll

Hey guys, /icup/ here with a question on how we're going to handle the next iteration of the Infinity Cup ( https://anon.cafe/icup/ )

We're trying to poll whether certain boards are interested in playing in the cup, or if there's some specific team that you'd like to see play. If you want to, please answer or add your own answer to the poll in https://poal.me/6x3j1u
R: 0 / I: 0
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BROTHER! THE HULKSTER HAS BEEN THINKING AND THINKING AND THINKING, MAN. HE'S BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TODAY, DUDES. ON THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY. I THINK IT'S TIME FOR FUCK-NIGGERS-MANIA TO RUN WILD, BROTHERS. OOH THE WAY "YOU PEOPLE" HAVE BEEN ACTING MAKES ME BLEED RED, WHITE, AND BLUE. I WANT TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A SPECIAL HULKAMANIAC. ADOLF HITLER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BROTHER!
R: 0 / I: 0
Why does Gahoole look like Impact girls wrestler Jordan Grace?
R: 1 / I: 0
After all, John Cena is a real life angel.
R: 0 / I: 0

The face of regret

What the fuck is wrong with the Young Cucks?
R: 0 / I: 0

AEW THREAD: BUILD TO DOUBLE OR NOTHING EDITION

AEW DYNAMITE EVERY WEDNESDAY ON TNT AND YOUR ILLEGAL STREAMS BITCHES
Weekly discussion of AEW DYNAMITE, building to Double or Nothing on May 29th
R: 4 / I: 6
>The new woman's champion
OH NO NO NO NO NO
R: 2 / I: 0
BETH IS THE KING OF ME
ON THIS DAY
I SEETHE QUEERLY
NOT A DIME DRAWN IN SIGHT
R: 112 / I: 11

MANIA 37

THIS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY @ 7pm EDT/6pm CDT
WRESTLEMANIA 37 LIVE FROM TAMPA FLORIDA
Will post stream links once I find them
STREAM
https://om3tcw.com/r/guntstream

Card Below.
Night 1 (April 10)
>Bobby Lashley (c) (with MVP) vs. Drew McIntyreSingles match for the WWE Championship
>Bad Bunny and Damian Priest vs. The Miz and John MorrisonTag team match
>The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods) (c) vs. AJ Styles and OmosTag team match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
>Braun Strowman vs. Shane McMahonSteel cage match
>Cesaro vs. Seth RollinsSingles match
<Lana and Naomi vs. Dana Brooke and Mandy Rose vs. The Riott Squad (Liv Morgan and Ruby Riott) vs. Natalya and TaminaTag Team Turmoil match Winners receive a WWE Women's Tag Team Championship match on Night 2
<Sasha Banks (c) vs. Bianca BelairSingles match for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship

Night 2 (April 11)
<Asuka (c) vs. Rhea RipleySingles match for the WWE Raw Women's Championship
>The Fiend (with Alexa Bliss) vs. Randy OrtonSingles match
>Big E (c) vs. Apollo CrewsNigerian Drum Fight for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
>Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn (with Logan Paul)Singles match
>Riddle (c) vs. SheamusSingles match for the WWE United States Championship
<Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler (c) (with Reginald) vs. Tag Team Turmoil winnersTag team match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
>Roman Reigns (c) (with Paul Heyman) vs. Edge vs. Daniel BryanTriple Threat match for the WWE Universal Championship
R: 0 / I: 0
Chris Jericho said on his podcast that Miss Gradenko is a better Police song than Peanuts. What the fuck is wrong with him?
R: 0 / I: 0
Christ has risen.
R: 0 / I: 0
What's the next arc for these marks
R: 1 / I: 1
lol
https://twitter.com/austinaries?lang=en
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marsillpost

variety recently ran a rundown predictions encompassing the whole display-biz realm; here are some of our additional prophecies precise to the track international. simply be gentle on us if it turns out they do find a manner to vaccinate the complete concert-going world in time for bonnaroo or if, one year from now, adele and rihanna are nonetheless conserving out on us.

https://www.marsillpost.com
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KINO
I
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Hey Gahoole, you should open the tvch 2nd anniversary video with this.
R: 4 / I: 1
10 stars
R: 2 / I: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How will they ever recover from this?
R: 0 / I: 0
In real life, are you a face or a heel?
R: 10 / I: 3
Can anyone tell me exactly what the fuck Kevin Kelly and ELP meant during commentary today? They made a bunch of comments about the forbidden door and the tranny fed, but they were all really backhanded comments and the tone was not pleased. Are the boys in the back getting pissed off because Bushiroad is forcing the door open? Like ELP thanked the bucks for the international sales of his BC merch but it was just $3.75 and it sounded sarcastic as fuck. Kevin Kelly mentioned that the door was open in response to a comment ELP made and then it sounded like he was about to go off on a rant. Instead KK just sort of drifted off and then sighed like he was trying not to say what he really wanted to say. I figured the KENTA exchange happened because NJPW needs to get their title back and Tony Khan has their balls in a vice and could force this concession. There is absolutely no reason to acknowledge the door opening if it was extortion, just send KENTA over, have him work with the mudshow for a bit, have the title match on STRONG, and then cut ties with AEW forever. Like NJPW doesn't acknowledge the matches its talent has with their partners unless it is part of an angle they are working, but somehow this piece of business has the announcers treating it like it is now a thing.
I really don't like the ELITE and they were the reason I stopped watching NJPW around 2016ish. Having this be more than just a one off thing to regain control over their title is going to fuck them over. AEW is an anti-draw and the way they bury talent for their shitter EVPs is not going to help NJPW.

Also how do you order Zima High Fly Lemon outside of of Japan?
R: 2 / I: 0
>Ibushi: I want to protect these belts by unifying them and combine their histories
<Sugabayashi: And so we will make a new belt where Ibushi will be the first champion

>how to turn your top babyface into a heel

Killing off not one but two of the most prestigious titles in pro wrestling, particularly the IWGP Heavyweight title. What the fuck are they thinking?
R: 4 / I: 1
words
R: 7 / I: 2
Based Billy Jack Haynes exposing the U.S. govt for selling drugs.

Also, he was an actual hitman.
R: 1 / I: 0
Royal Rumble 2008 just before Undertaker's entrance. There's a flash and a single frame which is the pic in the OP.
It's kind of spooky to see it in real time, like it was an inserted frame.
R: 0 / I: 0

ask me

Feel free to write to me here
http://gg.gg/o8j9z
R: 1 / I: 0
Since Gahoole still BOlieves, here are some of my most recent BOs that I have been posting on /asp/.
R: 4 / I: 0
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I JUST GOT BUTTRAPED BY A FUCKING NIGGER
THERE IS A DICK INSIDE MY ASS
I'M FUCKING GAY!
R: 5 / I: 0

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
R: 0 / I: 0
OATHS VOID
R: 2 / I: 0
Was Dusty Rhodes REALLY the american dream?
R: 0 / I: 0
Who's /wooo/'s board mascot? Is it gayhole?
R: 2 / I: 1

NJPW

>Oh no no no

We got too cocky Harold bros!

>At a meeting of New Japan Pro-Wrestling's parent company Bushiroad's board of directors today September 29, 2020, a change was announced in NJPW's directorship. This change will take effect at the beginning of NJPW's 50th year of trading on October 23rd.


Outgoing President/CEO Harold Meij

New NJPW President/CEO (as of October 23)

Takami Ohbari (current NJPW of America CEO)

https://www.njpw1972.com/81590
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test
R: 0 / I: 0

THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE KWO

THE KWO IS NOW IN EFFECT
R: 9 / I: 4
WRESTLING WAIFU THREAD
R: 0 / I: 0
Happy 9/11 wrestlebros! How are you guys celebrating?
R: 6 / I: 2
Hey guys, I don't know how to read nor what wresling is. What's a good place to start???
R: 2 / I: 0

Wrestling Isn't Wrestling

Was this wrestling's reddit moment?
R: 0 / I: 0
Would Teev be good at wrestling?
R: 0 / I: 0
Next episode comes out this Sunday.
FINALLy
This ppv was hard to watch when I was young, so bummed about the finish.
R: 3 / I: 2

Frontier Martial-Arts Wrestling

Frontier Martial-Arts Wrestling was a Japanese Professional Wrestling promotion founded by Atsushi Onita in 1989. He started it due to the two main promotions, Antonio Inoki's New Japan Pro-Wrestling and Giant Baba's All Japan Pro Wrestling, rejecting his ideas about how "everything should be allowed in Puroresu". Onita expanded on the brawling style he had encountered in Jerry Lawler's Continental Wrestling Association in Memphis, Tennessee and the use of barbed-wire in the World Wrestling Council in Puerto Rico. Baba derisively labeled the FMW style "Garbage Wrestling", though it is more respectfully labeled "Hardcore." While Onita was the focus, and many Japanese wrestlers (W*ING Kanemura, Masato Tanaka, Hayabusa, Tarzan Goto, Mr. Gannosuke) made their names there, it also was the promotion where the likes of Jado Gedo and TAKA Michinoku debuted, American wrestler Mike Awesome made his career as "The Gladiator" and also where Sabu first made his name, and, as a result of competing in no-rope barbed-wire matches, became the "scarred-up freak" the world would come to know and love. Much of what FMW pioneered would later be brought to US audiences via ECW.

https://mega.nz/file/f1sTXKZI#qt0b0ImhZt67F5NcMEk5sMSXkRxw29bCV-rXgIBlxwU
https://mega.nz/file/a19j2KoT#Ik8EP2lRMi2VuZd7qc4HOIxeujPWigfZ6Y5aNULwGqc

The first link is the commercial DVD for Battle Creation: Toso an event on Dec 10th 1989. You may notice that the Engrish on the title cards is especially grievous but please remember that at this Onita had not yet gone back to high school to get his diploma. The second link is a handheld recording from the event. Many of the commercial recordings are edited to cut the undercard matches short so the entire event could fit on VHS so you need to watch the handheld if you are interested in a more complete viewing.
>Kumiko Matsuda v Miwa Sato
>Tiger Jackson v Little Devil *Super Jr. transitional title match*
>Crusher Dennis v Mitsuteru Tokuda
>Masa Kurisu v Shoji Akiyoshi
>Sambo Asako v Monkey Magic Wakita
>Despina Montagas v Delta Dawn
>Dick Murdoch v Joe LeDuc *American Street Fight Chain Death Match*
>Atsushi Onita & Tarzan Goto v Jerry Blayman & Mitsuhiro Matsunaga *Barbed wire Death Match*

If you have any requests for the first few years of FMW I would be more than welcome to check to see if I have it. Before you ask I do not currently have a copy of the May 6, 1992 in the Hyogo, Sanda City which featured Onita and Tarzan Goto vs. The Sheik and Sabu in a burning barbwire match that sent The Sheik to the hospital with 3rd degree burns but I have a line on it and maybe able to trade for it soon. I also have a ton of Megumi Kudo events if any of you want to graduate from being a joshipedo into being a joshiCHAD
R: 12 / I: 4
Whose YOUR favourite Jew?
R: 2 / I: 1
>make thread mocking Rosecels
>get banned from all boards for a fucking month
jannies are the scum of the earth
R: 3 / I: 0

david starr is memorial

https://twitter.com/slaymysterio/status/1273304448539000832
https://twitter.com/slaymysterio/status/1273345882432303104

share what u hate about starr and why its very funny that hes going to lose his career over allegations that are just a text from some dumb bitch
R: 0 / I: 0
what's a wrestling?
R: 0 / I: 0
Does wrestling even exist?
R: 16 / I: 3

/asg/ Airsoft general

/asg/ Night Fight edition
Last thread: Who cares.

Post babykiller gats, loadouts, etc

>Rules:

No discord posting (that goes for drama and links)
No Posting about real guns, that goes to /k/ (on 4chan)

>This weeks topic:

Do you own night vision? (if so, show us!) do you have any cool nightgame stories?
R: 0 / I: 0
David "Cringe Boy" Starr is canceled.
He's been our favourite punching bag and this little buckaroo is collapsing. Post your favourite cringe boy twitter posts
R: 12 / I: 5

gook suicide

Hana Kimura's dead

so hana was on a reality show called terrence house and its obviously some gay show that preteens stan and are crazy about and after getting pissed at some guy for ruining her Tokyo dome she slapped him and became the villain on the show and all the fans started saying die and all that and thats basically what caused her to off herself.
thats basically the whole story
R: 6 / I: 0
What is this bullshit? How come smug has a /wooo/ bunker as well, and how come its rulecucked to hell, eliminating all outlets of fun?
R: 6 / I: 2

OFFICAL LAUGH AT THIS DUMB NIGGER THREAD

bros whys it so hard not to send dick pics to minors
R: 1 / I: 0
Which Wrestling Game is the best and why is MDickie's Booking Revolution
R: 2 / I: 0
Who are your top 10 wrestlers of all time? Give your reasons or shit on others

For Me:

1) Shawn Michaels
2) Chris Jericho
3) Shinsuke Nakamura (njpw mostly)
4) Kazuchika Okada
5) Mick Foley
6) Edge
7) John Cena
8) Ric Flair
9) Cesaro
10) Scott Hall

Honorable Mention: HG "Fuck You" Razor Ramon
R: 10 / I: 1

MANIA WEEK SCHEDULE

4/1 x7 restream
4/2 x8 restream
4/3 mania 28 restream
4/4 MANIA 36 NIGHT ONE
4/5 MANIA 36 NIGHT TWO

ALL ON https://cytu.be/r/Guntstream
R: 3 / I: 1

State of the indies 2020

With the advent of AEW and WWE buying up the UK indie scene essentially, is this the end of the "big indie" that became popular during the 2010s? Places like GCW, WXW, Progress, OTT, etc. are either becoming fed developmental grounds or just straight up losing their best talent. This years mania has basically no huge indie shows besides GCW's spring break and bloodsport. I'm sure there will be some good shows but compared to years past there's no hype for shit like the wrestlecon supershow. And no new shows at all really.

I was watching through the 2018 GCW shows like spring break 2 and especially lost in new york and it's like a completely different world. The shows were fucking big, and were even able to outshine the big wwe shows they were on the same weekend as. It feels like most of the big talent has been completely drained from the indie scene especially in the america and UK. AEW seems to have essentially become the alternative wrestling product, taking up whatever attention and space the big indies were occupying 2 years ago. I like AEW but those indies were a ton of fun and really all completely unique, and totally allowed to be themselves. Is there a future for any of them or are things gonna go back to the 2000s with smaller shittier indies occupying local area, but big time indies basically being nothing.

WXW just did their 16 carat tourney/weekend of shows, and they essentially fired (((david starr))) for talking shit about WWE, he's a total piece of shit, who would gladly let shit like this happen to other people who he disagrees with so I don't feel bad for him at all, but this also feels like the end of the euro indie scene. The big stars are either signed, fired, or retired. Most of the companies are shutting down or partnering with WWE, revpro being the lone exception but they aren't nearly as popular without NJPW talent on their shows.

I have no doubt nxt japan will be a failure, but you gotta worry what them moving in there will do to some of the lower end jap indies as well. I'm really fucking worried that especially with shows essentially being cancelled through april I imagine that a bunch of the smaller companies will go under, and WWE will swoop in to setup a new company with the laid off talent.
R: 0 / I: 0

/wooo/ for the Infinity Cup 2020!

HEY, BROTHERS,
With the Infinity Cup 2020 fast approaching, how's about you guys join us for some fun? To do so, simply make a team over at https://anon.cafe/icup/ and enter the tournament!
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PC is still a piece of shit but wanted to share Triple 6. It's basically shitpost wrestling and has some weird as fuck concepts. Enjoy. Hope this formatted on phoneposting.
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Jericho could have been the perfect wrestler if he didn't exaggerate his expressions so much. All his work with the NJPW made him think he had to act like a cuckime character.
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WORLD CHAMPION OTIS 2020

THINGS ARE LOOKING UP FOR THE BIG MAN