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 No.936

SO JOE BIDEN SAYS I GOTTA GET THE KIKE SPIKE

SO I LOOKED HIM RIGHT IN HIS SAGGY BALLSACK OF A FACE

RIGHT THROUGH THOSE BEADY SOULLESS EYES OF HIS

RIGHT THROUGH TO HIS SHRIVELED DEHYDRATED RAISIN OF A BRAIN

I TOLD HIM JOE, THE ONLY SPIKE I'M GETTIN IS A SPIKE IN TESTOSTERONE, WHEN LAY UP WITH YOUR DAUGHTERS AND YOUR FAKE DOCTOR BITCH OF A WIFE

HE STARTED MUMBLING SOMETHIN ABOUT FDA APPROVAL

SO I SLAPPED THE DENCHERS OUTTA HIS STUPID FUCKIN FACE

AND I TOLD HIM THAT TO ME, FDA STANDS FOR FULL DICK ATTENTION, AND THAT HIS DAUGHTERS AND HIS FAKE DOCTOR BITCH OF A WIFE, THEY WERE ALL BIG POPPA PUMP APPROVED

I TOLD HIM I MIGHT EVEN MAKE HUNTER WATCH, WHILE I SMOKED ALL HIS CRACK AND FUCKED HIS FAMILY ONE BY ONE

I FELT JOE GETTING EXCITED LIKE THE OLD DEMENTIA RIDDEN PEDOPHILE HE IS, SO I SLAPPED HIS DUMB ASS AGAIN

THIS TIME HIS ENTIRE JAW CAME UNHINGED, HE WAS FALLIN APART RIGHT IN FRONT OF BIG POPPA PUMP

SO WHAT DID I DO? I BENT HIM OVER AND FUCKED HIM TOO

I SPLIT HIS OLD ASS IN HALF WITH MY POPPA PUMP THRUST

AND AS THE DOCTORS WERE MARKING HIM DOWN AS A COVID DEATH, I SAID NOW THAT'S A BREAKTHROUGH CASE

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

 No.947

IT'S TIME TO GO TO SLEEP FOREVER, JOE

 No.948

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If it's between the vaxx or the body slam, I'll take the body slam any day.

 No.949

>>948
>market yourself as a conspiracy nut
>fall in line with government talking points
???

 No.1019

>>936
I don't know what wrestling i anon

 No.1020

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>>1019
Nobody knows anymore nowadays

 No.1021

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>>936

Alright listen up. Vince McMahon wants me to get the vaccine

>WHAT?!

I said Vince McMahon wants me to get the vaccine.
>WHAT?!
I said I'm not taking that faggot shot
> WHAT?!
I said it's full of spike proteins
>WHAT?!
I said it's gonna make my heart explode
>WHAT?!
I said it's gonna rip up my brain and give me alzheimer's
>WHAT?!
I said it's gonna put graphene in me
>WHAT?!
I said it's gonna sterilize my nutsack
>WHAT?!
I said it's gonna weaken my immune system
>WHAT?!
I said I'm gonna need a windows booster update for every fuckin' virus out there
>WHAT?!
I said a kike named Bret Weinstein told me
>WHAT?!
I said look at the israel stats
>WHAT?!
I said I got 99.9% survival rate already
>WHAT?!
I said I don't like it
>WHAT?!
Said it's for faggots
>WHAT?!
Said it's Agenda 21
>WHAT?!
Said it's The Great Reset
>WHAT?!
Said it's the satanic elite
>WHAT?!
Said they worship saturn
>WHAT?!
Said they traffic kids
>WHAT?!
Said they're mostly jewish
>WHAT?!
McMahon told em to vax me
>WHAT?!
Doctor came near me with the needle
>WHAT?!
So I stunnered that nigger
>WHAT?!
Then the nurse came over
>WHAT?!
Broke a chair on back
>WHAT?!
Slammed a beer a forehead
>WHAT?!
Drank the beer
>WHAT?!
Bought some horse paste
>WHAT?!
I'll only take it if I get it
>WHAT?!
And I'll take the right amount based on my size
>WHAT?!
Said I won't overdose like a retard
>WHAT?!
Said I'll take D, C, and Zinc on a daily basis
>WHAT?!

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!



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