No.391
Thank God for Will Ospreay.
Often, when I am alone, I feel nothing but rage. The state of modern culture can be summated as a cesspool of hedonism, narcissism, instant gratification and slave morality. Modern politics is a complete fucking joke, its a banana republic that goes to the highest bidder, and entire swathes of people have their minds changed at the dial of some fucking algorithm in instagram HQ. Even if people were freed from the constant corruption of porn, media and consumerism, the collective education on topics like history, psychology and philosophy is so abysmally nonexistant it wouldn't make a difference anyway because of chronic dunning-krueger stupidity. Good thing a vote from a Harvard professor of economics and finance counts for the same as franky the meth addict. White birth rates continue to plummet and we joyously spread our cheeks for the foreigner to take the country our forefathers entrusted to us, the country that many, many men better than you or me died for.We are all completely blind to the abyss we stand over, the abyss that was once held back by religion, by culture, by heritage and ancestral pride. "haha, just chilll broo, we out here vibing brooo". I legitimately wonder if i won't end up killing one of these fucking plebs some day. Nobody wants to give anything, but everyone wants everything, all the while sucking on the fat teat of government gibs like the useless parasites they are. The meta narrative has collapsed. Nihilism creeps like an all consuming rot through the nucleus of our civilisation, and all around me everyone just keeps fucking doing the same old stupid shit. Porn, video games, weed, drinking, hedonism, promiscuity. "Man is a rope between the animal and the superman, a rope over the abyss", and now that rope is about to snap, and darkness will once again swallow up our collective consciousness.
But then I remember that the current British Heavyweight and IWGP World Heavyweight Champion is Will Ospreay.
The voices go away.
And I am happy again.
Thank God for Will Ospreay.
No.536
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Watching Ospreay vs. WALTER right now. This is legit great wrestling. This was back when Ospreay weighed like 180lbs and did nothing but flippy shit. The way he keeps trying to flip at WALTER and just keeps getting, quite literally, slapped down like a fly is perfect. Slowly Ospreay changes his style as the match goes on using less and less flips and desperately attempting to fight back any way he can. WALTER gives him color the hard way by splitting his forehead open. Ospreay keeps struggling to stand up and shake off the way WALTER is rocking his world. Walter is becoming visibly frustrated that Ospreay keeps fighting back. A bare bones struggle until Ospreay can make a comeback by exploiting an opening provided by WALTER's frustration. Ospreay risks everything on a spot diving outside the ring, but goes over the barrier and /HEEM/s himself almost getting counted out. Ospreay begins his comeback but WALTER shuts it down and is ragdolling him around. Ospreay manages to counter a brainbuster into an Oscutter in a way I haven't ever seen Ospreay use the Oscutter before. Ospreay sets up for a series of shooting stars on a hurt WALTER who kicks out at 2. Both Ospreay and WALTER struggle to their feet and Ospreay makes a run at the ropes to set up an Oscutter. WALTER counters the Oscutter by stiffing the fuck out of Ospreay with a forearm to the back of the head. Ospreay is hit so hard that he ends up flipping 180 degrees and smashing face first into the mat. WALTER attempts a sleeperhold before they end up shifting control back and forth. Ospreay gets free and attempts another Oscutter. WALTER catches him mid air and shifts into a piledriver. Ospreay is a ragdoll at this point and may have shoot rattled his brain for a second because the landing on the piledriver was wonky. Ospreay's limp body lands on top of WALTER causing the ref to start counting a pin. WALTER rolls Ospreay's limp body off of him and pins him. At the count of two you can see him lifting Ospreay's shoulder so it looks like he breaks the pin. WALTER transitions into a rear naked choke and Ospreay seems to finally begin to clear his head and regain his bearings just in time to realize that he needs to pretend to be out. Ref calls victory by knockout from WALTER.
7/10 match
Ospreay doesn't have the physicality to look like he should be able to resist the damage that WALTER is stacking on him. Secondly Ospreay is green as fuck and his chops, kicks, and punches are really sloppy compared to where he is today.
The brainbuster counter to Oscutter was pretty visually appealing, but unfortunately it looks like suddenly shifting all the weight of both himself (180lbs) and WALTER (305lbs) and then landing from about three feet up straight onto his spine hurt Ospreay a lot more than it did WALTER. To be honest I could understand why he doesn't do this spot anymore even against guys like Ishii and Suzuki that favor the vertical brainbuster since the look on Will's face was like someone struggling to no sell extreme agony.
WALTER was already a 10+ year veteran at this point and pretty much carried Ospreay and covered for his slip ups and mistakes. Current year Ospreay against 2018 WALTER would be dimes forever 9/11 match.
No.608
Ospreay is a confirmed draw my dudes. NJPW announced that, in just over a month, the commenerative photo of Ospreay winning the title is the best selling item in NJPW history.
No.641
>>616I smoke a lot of meth
