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>>1028
Average hour in New York

>>1028
This entire story is glorious. Some Pajeet scammed a literally retarded nigger out of a bunch of money by pretending to be Seth Rollins. Evidentially he milked that tard so much that the tard kept in contact expecting to be repaid. The Pajeet had a fake check sent to the tard and the mother of the tard's child ended up getting arrested trying to cash a fake check from Seth Rollins. Flash forward two years and some random trolls have convinced the tard that they are Roman Reigns, Vince McMahon, and Goldberg. Fake Roman Reigns manages to convince the tard that he is distantly related to the A'noii family and so part of the bloodline. Then after hearing about the Fake Seth Rollins stuff the Fake Tribal Chief convinces the tard that he has to beat Seth Rollins up or else be kicked out of the bloodline for dishonoring it. The tard contacts the fake Vince McMahon and fake Goldberg and asks them to set up a match with Seth Rollins. The fake Vince then tells the tard that he is scheduled to do a run in on Seth at the show and that all the tard had to do was buy a seat and attack Seth. The retard gets confused as to why he has to buy a seat and so he contacts fake Goldberg. Fake Goldberg tells him that in order to protect Kayfabe the retard has to make it look as real as possible and to just beat the shit out of Seth and then announce himself as the newest memeber of the bloodline.

NOW someone made a shitpost on /pw/ about how this was exactly the type of brass ring grabbing that Vince McMahon loves and that the tard has the genuine atheletic talent to take down a top star like Seth Rollins. The post said that all charges were being dropped and that the tard needed to move down to Florida and rent an apartment because he was going to be attending the performance center. Someone sent this post to the tard and said it was Dave Meltzer reporting. the tard posted it on his insta and now the tard is no planning on no showing court for assaulting a man on national TV so he can move down to Florida with his baby and baby momma.

Also kwab at Seth Rollins getting /heem/ed by a 5'3 mongoloid and then only acting tough after a team of security restrained him.

>>1028
Rollins took it pretty well though, like a pro. Stutter stepped and controlled his fall while keeping control of the assailant. Then tried to professional disengage once security was there.
Pretty based.

>>1034
He failed to sink the guillotine despite the tard literally handing it to him. He failed to gain any control with his legs and so the tard was able to easily slip out and would have beaten Seth's face in if security hadn't saved him. His only saving grace was how he took the initial charge to control the impact and divert the force. Outside of that he was completely lost in the sauce and in for a really bad time.

How the fuck do people like CM Punk and Seth Rollins reach their age and not know how to fight? He got manhandled by a smaller weaker man just because he was confused and didn't react properly.

Ric Flair is shooting on Seth for saying he was terrified of the fan and couldn't defend himself.

>>1035
If it was an MMA fighter, no doubt he would have destroyed the guy.
This was a "fan" from the audience. They can't break kayfabe with real violence directed at fans.

>>1032
My fucking sides
Rollins should be afraid though, tard strenght is worse than a knife.

Seth Rollins attacker is at the WWE Live event in MSG tonight

>>1038
They do say that a shiv is more useful in certain fights than a broadsword.