/wooo/ - Pro Wrestling

Rams Hams

>>353
I'd ram her hams, if you get my meaning.

Like I know she is only 4'4" and so it is still tiny, but how does an asian girl end up with a fat ass?

>>359
all her growth hormones went down there

>>351
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>4'4" in two inch heels
Imagine

>>375
Literally midget tier

Now imagine how small the male members of triplesix are.

>kickpads
dropped

So I just found out Ram's title isn't honorary and she is actually the Chairman of the Triple Six booking committee. Turns out she is Onryo's daughter which raises a whole mess of other question. He has had her wrestling since her professional debut at 6 years old, but in the 19 years since she has not improved, like at all. I could understand if she was a mascot character that opens the four annunual Triple Six shows, but she actually fucking wrestles in them. Not only that she is a featured performer in Ice Ribbon and consistently headlines their shows.

Is this the biggest case of charisma trumping talent since CM Phil? Ram Kaichow at age 25 is a worse worker than Riho at 9 years old, but somehow Ram is considered a bigger star in Japan and was voted much higher than Riho in the last Weekly Puro joshi charts. She can't work, she is 4'4", the only thing she has is attitude, great aesthetics, a FANTASTIC ass, and yet she can evidentally cut a promo in her raspy smokers voice that completely buries the vast majority of of actual professionals that work their asses off training to get better.