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 No.4156

> Selburose crystal-spindels sleighin' rugose, gosling-down-gowned snow-mounds az far az TVCHANAHEIM's board-ur-lined horizon.
> A sun blotted moon-joshings, mist-wwwISPs bloqqin' accessed crane-panes 2 stain-tame the frigid, fallin streets aotsyde.
> Gelid wind gyring a ghost-town's skids no hypergolics cud goliath-grouse 2 lift off.

> Nine months abscondid priyore, that bottul ov mien parasailed outwards 2 absail daon begnęith duh depths undertowean /lit/topolis' wharf 'n weft. And with the hearths runnin' awn empty, tempestuous temptings fenning lemmings ovahr clyffsyde edgeans, and feds 'n sheyullz aplenty deck-dockean' errie hawl 'n vault 'n nook 'n krannie, awl looks lawst 2 a DNS-probed void…until, sqwintean ean2 the offset distance, one remembohr's one's insistence towards becomean the fewchour, and, az eye smile 'n solemnlee bind 2 dew, bears absolewt trewest witness 2…


…THE V.I.E.W. PROPUR.

A QHOIYEAR'D PARALLAX'D-QUINTUPLETS THROUGHWAIE OV INTQUISITIONZ QUESTED PERSONAGES AND RE-QUISITIONS GEAS'D RE-DOLE-LENSES AWAIT THIS LAGNIAPPE-EDITION'S PATIENT RECIPIENTS. THE DAIYMO/RUSTY SPATULA, GAHOOLE, SIR WEASEL'UM THE BRAVE, EL JEFE JEFF, AND MUSCISES AWL COME 2 A BOYILL UNDAHR THE FEUILLETON FRONTEND'S S'COPACETIC-DE-MAGNIFIQUE. RECIPES, RONDEAUS, AND RECITITAPHS TAP EAN2 THE TERROR OF THE TVCHANAHEIMIAN UNDERWHIRL'D AZ ONE PRIVATE EYE REYCES AGAINST HIS TEXT-EAN-TIME 2 PIECE 2GETHUR: WHO ORCHESTR8S THE CAHAL CORRALEAN AWL REVIEWS OV "THE DOOR WAS" EAN2 A FORM FIT TO DRIVE ANY MAYUN 2 MADNISS?!

PLUS: JORDAN PERAUGIE renews his fisticuff'd dalliances, amidst "happy ending"'s alliance, against limerence's mer-rood denudean, /LIT/ WRITES A NOVEL: PART 2!, AND ALFRED KINNING RETVRNS WITH A TALE SO TOWERING YET OHRDURED, EXHILIRATION-AZ-KABIN-FEVER PHINDS EETCELPH SIRIUSLEE FEE-NIX'D!


ALL IN AWL, AOHR GAUL'S DECKED JOLLY, HOLLY HECKLES TREACLE-FECKLESS-METTLE HOLY AWN US AWL, AND -YOU- KEEP EET AWL AFLOAT W/ UR INVOCATION OV BOARD INTURRIST - SOE FRUM US @ DUH FWELLIETON, DANKA-DANKA-SCHIENE 4 THE SHEEN U ACCEDE AND BREATHE EAN2 THIS ESTEEMED PRAWJICHT 2 BEQUEATH ITS BEATING HART. <3

ISSUE V: https://mega.nz/file/K4JjAKiC#Kbt7qUHBlKVmJoY2XjlFKJILLEoy6lNlwgHzOCPtETY

SUBMIT WERKS 2: [email protected]

HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS, /LIT/OPIANS OV /LIT/ FIRE, FRATERNITY AND CHEER %^D

 No.4158

IT'S LIT

 No.4160

I can't read half of this. Why do you think it's so funny to write in this gibberish? I mean, it's kind of funny when used sparingly, but, nigger, you wrote hundreds, if not thousands, of paragraphs like that. How long did it take to sound out each individual word and come up with a creative way to misspell it? Or do you just write like that naturally now? Is there some kind of post-structuralist point you're trying to make here?
The Flopson story was kino. I don't remember seeing that posted here so I assume you wrote it. You have talent when you're not niggerizing yourself.

 No.4161

>>4160
tbh, I don't know any of what this guy sayin, lol

 No.4163

>>4160
That story was an email submission. I feel like this issue had a lot less of those than previous ones. I hope more /lit/tyzens submit stories for next issue.

 No.4164

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>>4160

just thinq ov mie inflektionz lyk maderization ov duh writtuhn werd %^D awlsoe sayd prawciss iz semi awtomatiek @ diz pt tbh %^x soe eye rly driyl daon onlee when eets absolewtlee necessitario'd

gud fren n formhar correspawndint 2 the FEUILLETON ALFRED KINNING wrote THE SORCEROR'S SOUL, gnawt I - taek ov dat wat u will re: mie adaptability and aptitude, but diz mag iznt rly 4 mie, eets 4 ppl lyk u %^D soe if u wanna contribewt 2 c an alteration, the submisshun emails awlwaies open 4 opinin's

>>4163

ya eye partially came auwp w/ diz issew eyedeyuh/focus (the interview Qs/curratid "reviews" ov The Door Was) bcuz thurr wurrn't a lawt ov subs comean ean relative 2 prior editions plus IRL rly gawt ean duh fooqin waie this yr 4 moar developmintal board activitees, sry baot dat amigatos

AS A GENERAL BULLETIN ANNOUNCEMENT + GENERAL RECTIFYING MEASURE 2 ENSURE PPL HAEV TIME 2 CRAFT W/E THEY WANT 2 PUT 4WARD: The Feuilleton's pivotean ean2 a biannual issew structure, w/ one issue premiering sumtime ean June/July and the uddahr comean aot raond Christmastime - diz'll halp balance a numbahr ov thangs, and allow mie 2 split mie time ean2 personal werks w/o sacrificean the volume ov werk dat anchors the publication's appeal IMO %^x

 No.4239

Joy

 No.4240

Bully the acid empire and its four wives riding camels.

 No.4311

bump



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