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learning to write

something like james patterson, jk rowling, agatha christie, stephen king…
what makes their writing good?
how do you "learn" to write that good?

what do you do/assure so your book sells? connection to reader and stuff, what exactly make your book"connects" with them then?
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writing a long series are risky, isnt it?

obviously? what are profittable things that writers can do anyway?
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Ashley Biden Diary

This is the worst handwriting I've seen in my life.
https://archive.org/details/ashley-biden-diary
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expecting a stable income first

so, i want to write a long series of sorts, and i have, invested alot in it somehow… since designing isnt cheap and easy for me, so i d hate it if the series i run just sink in and i have to, find a new alternative WHICH i have no idea as of yet.

so give this kind of risky business, i guess naturally i need to find stable means that i can do with my writing first, before embarking on a massive in project, right?

how should i do that usually?
as a writer, given that is my only means of earning anything
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Vampire Hunter D

Anyone here read these? They're novels and not actually manga. I heard it's pretty good high fantasy. Also what's the best way to get a book collection going? Do you guys ever find good cheap shit at thrift stores or something?
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deciding characters power,affinity and numbers?

so im trying to write a book
the subject theme is decided, so does their overall design
but im not sure how many should i design, what power do they have, their affinities and relationships

and how many should be involved?
trying to make this all "cohesive"
any idea? to know each of their power or "properties", relatisonships or affinity yo each others, and the..amounts?

what should i refer to?
thanks
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Writefag Thread

Post your works, anons
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Piracy Thread

Where do you find pdf/epubs/etc. of books online? I only know of archive.org, gutenberg.org, b-ok.org and libgen.is. Are there any others?
Also, discuss books about pirates and anything related to them.
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Daily Planner

I have created this Daily Planner to organize my time. Feel free to download it & print a copy off. I hope you find it useful.

Juice!

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help

how would you design characters for 1000 chapters of one piece, pokemon anime or asterisk comic or harry potters?
do you write the story first or do you design characters first? which one which?
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Looking for

Looking for free writing online so I can read and analyze how it's done. Looking for action and fight scenes and horror. Links to short stories or segments would be nice. Free stuff. Thanks guys, enjoy the holiday weekend.
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can someone explain ta me, say if you write storis like harry potter, twilight, james patterson whatever and stuffs like that

how would u plan the storis, design the characters and the set
to,say …create the content itself? what do you base you, top grossing material of? especially your designs… how do you choose so that it is good or cohesive, logical, and no continuity error or retcons at least
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coming up with good story

any tips on choosing the story to write thatll profit? i know you should follow trend and whatnot but if i were trace it then it ll be copying, while if i make it original it may not be better so how do i make informed choices on the things i should put in?
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when do you retcons? was there retcons in literatures?
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I posted this on /dunk/ and someone said to post it here instead

There once was an amerimutt
Who had a stinky poopy butt
And when he tried to drink his tea
It smelled like really nasty pee!
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Will reading Culture of Critique by Kevin MacDonald help me better understand the world?
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My manifesto

Today I will become a woman by shoving my bloody dilation dildo down her throat until she is dead.

That is all
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Books about self progression and success
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how do i derive my story intro/ending from my peak moment/moneyshot or whatever similarly


i cant seem to think of enough reason for it to be good

only faint ideas that ll stress me out lol
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The Holy Bible

Anybody read this for the sake of analyzing the narrative structures or the takeaways that have shaped society?
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howtowrite

i have ending defined and im so creeped out by the idea that the writing will suck logicLly and completely throw me off and everyone else
what do i do

i have plot points defined but the texts…dialogue and things happening inbetween that will lead to those plot points "logically"… i cant seem to solve them by just simple Q and A? i just dont know how to simplify it lol
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What are some books that reflect the culture of Imageboards? Besides Notes from Underground
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Jean Baudrillard

Can somebody please explain hyperreality to me?
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A History of Central Banking and the Enslavement of Mankind

bu Goodson Stephen Mitford

Has anyone read it? Is it /lit/ty kino?
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EBL 41: Jean Baudrillard "Simulacra and Simulation"

IT'S UP
Are literary discussions /lit/ty?
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What's the best edition for The Silmarillion and The Hobbit? I'd rather avoid compilations since they'll probably include The Lord of the Rings and I already have it.
Thank you.
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Are things really as bad as they seem for aspiring authors? It seems like the only people who read new works of fiction are children and middle-aged women, and they only read books written put out by major publishers. I heard to get your stuff published by one of them you have to either already have some kind of following or you have to ghostwrite for someone else for awhile, and even then they'll force you to fill your story with pozz.
There's always self-publishing but does anyone read self-published works of serious fiction? There are so many other self-published books flooding the market that the chances of someone even coming across your book, let alone reading it, seem very slim.
I know getting into writing to make money is silly but what's the point of putting your work out there in the first place if no one is going to read it?
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Does reading make you smarter?
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What are some good audiobooks I can download from Audiobookbay?
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Recommend me some essential /hitlercore/
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ITT: recommend cool books that you find

Written in the middle of the 19th century, Debit and Credit (AKA Soll und Haben) by Gustav Freytag is a very interesting work. It was one of the most popular and critically acclaimed German novels ever written until 1945. Supposedly wealthy German fathers would buy it as a gift for their sons when they reached adulthood because of it's encapsulation of Prussian middleclass values. The reason it fell out of favor after WWII is because of it's negative portrayals of Jews and Poles, although not all Jews and Poles in the novel are villains. The main story is about a young German businessman who gets caught up in a struggle between a declining Silesian aristocratic family and Jewish moneylenders.
All the social and political aspects aside, it's just a well written novel. It strikes a unique balance between romanticism and realism which makes it very enjoyable to read if you like old literature.
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Where am I suppose to be able to find books? Amazon a shit, Barnes & Noble a shit, there ain't shit worth of bookstores around me. I have money and I must spend it on reading. My particular itch is for Bavarian history and non-Roman European history.
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I am uncultured swine...

Please suggest books to read which are considered the foundation of western literature. No cuck shit.

So far I have:
Parzifal
The Divine Comedy
The Canterbury Tales
The Death of Arthur
Orlando Furioso
Jerusalem Delivered
The Faerie Queene
Paradise Lost
The Pilgrim's Progress
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What did he mean by this?
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/LIT/TYKINO POSTER PROJECTS REPOSITORY

Post all personal writing projects (zines/poetry collections/essays/fiction/etc.) or links to such in this thread.
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Let's say nuclear war or sunspots or whatever destroys civilization in the near future. What would be the most valuable books to trade for food and ammunition? Most would probably say hunting and survival guides but I think military books like Sun Tzu's Art of War, Maurice's Strategikon, and Clausewitz's On War would be highly desired items among the inevitable warlord class.
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The Hobbit / The Lord of the Rings / The Silmarillion

Use this thread to discuss anything related to J.R.R. Tolkien's legendarium.
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im afraid the story i want to run to sell will be a massive flop… what do i do?

i ll still run it anyway
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Poetry General

What sort of poems strike you in your heart? I've never been much for words nor a writer of sorts, but I do know when words effectively touch me, and this one by Muhammad Ali is something I often find myself coming back to now and again.

The face of truth is open,
The eyes of truth are bright,
The lips of truth are ever closed,
The head of truth is upright.

The breast of truth stands forward,
The gaze of truth is straight,
Truth has neither fear nor doubt,
Truth has patience to wait.

The words of truth are touching,
The voice of truth is deep,
The law of truth is simple:
All that you sow you reap.

The soul of truth is flaming,
The heart of truth is warm,
The mind of truth is clear,
And firm through rain or storm.

Facts are but its shadows,
Truth stands above all sin;
Great be the battle in life,
Truth in the end shall win.

The image of truth is Christ,
Wisdom's message its rod;
Sign of truth is the cross,
Soul of truth is God.

Life of truth is eternal,
Immortal is its past,
Power of truth will endure,
Truth shall hold to the last.
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--YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE LIBRARY OF /LIT/TYKINO--

WELCOME TO /LIT/, HOME TO LONG-LOST TOME TOTIPOTENTS N DOGEARRED DONG-DUST DOMESDAY-DUMPSTERED MICK FOLEY VOTIVE VOYEVODIN

GENERAL BOARD RULES:

1. Global rules relating to illegal/board-jeopardizing content are enforced.
2. Slander/libel Dwayne "Wanton Waylaid Bercesure-Jobber Names" "The Rock" Johnson at ur own peril.
3. As much as possible keep discussion related to literature or its creation/critique. Philosophy threads should preferably pertain to a direct written source (this definition's flexible in anticipation of wat ppl like 2 use these boards 4), branching out accordingly. /lit/ boards regularly serve as catch-awls for "social science" discussion, which suffices in moderation but doesn't excuse eschewing conversation about the board's chosen topic + its baseline medium (writtan + reedan).
4. Poasts awn this board are occasionally harvested foar submissions ean2 the board magazine, The /lit/tyzen's Feuilleton (collective issues interred herein: https://mega.nz/folder/vh5ilKLZ#6AuBFAfWUYlBdr_ob1j5KQ) - if you do not desire your poasts 2 evur find their waie ean2 the feuilleton, please note in the subject phield oar body "NF".

This serves as a haberdasherized nu hoam ov duh /lit/erary loam for collective /lit/izens blasted to the four winds after the 'kunpocalypse. Preservation and perseverance provides the utmoast value in prestige-emptied pallet-towns lyk our parochial neck ov duh wouds, so pick your patois and commit to poastean-novelly pashtunwali - or simply enjoie the livean archives, thrivean n growean b4 ur eyes.

/lit/ will inevitably remain a slow board, so post appropriately & enjoy your stay.
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ONE YEAR TVCHANNIVERSARY - WHURR DOES /LIT/ GOE FRUM HURR?

Well, >we've fuqqin mayde eet lads - a whole year under suzerainty ov the KANGOGRE. Ean honor ov us treakin aot threw the moast horrifically evil/demonic interregnum 2 d8 ean moast ov human historee, eye'm sittin auwp a /lit/ty survey 2 gauge the state ov duh board n what ppl wanna c comean ovur duh horizon 2 keep it az mil/lit/-heirly grained az 1 cud wroight haom abaot.

>What threads are worth stickying/worth not out of present crop: nu feuilletons, /lit/ writes a novel, /lit/ty werks, book club? Are too many threads stickied ATM (excluding dis 1 obvs which iz temporary)?


>Where would you like to see the board go from here? Would moar board events b apropros oar a focus on cross-board interaction (maybe a collaboration w/ /art/ shud b awn the docket? /littv/ writes a script?)


>How do you feel navigating the board? Are moast thrads useful/funnie/informative? Hao's duh catalogue? (am awaer dat the stickies bump as eef normal threads - mite b abul 2 taulc 2 Gahoole baot rectifyean dat awn the backend sumhao cuz eets a lil irritatin iah)


w/o u, diz board wud b a sky-blue pigsty haiku-kuhaierarchy ov ply-malarkey. u niggas put swine amidst pearls ean duh best waie pawsibyl - so keep awn kiepin @ eet n the above-world literary BTFOs, lyk dat, will unfurl frum wats imagined ean2 reality. %^D
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Sci-fi, Fantasy, and Genre Fiction

"Literature"? What are you, gay? We'll have none of that nonsense in this thread. Come and talk about stories about cool things for men.
>nuuuuh, but my poetry
I will literally beat you up.

What are your favourite books? Who are your favourite writers? What are you reading now? What do you plan on reading, but have not yet gotten around to?
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…is language more universal or art or engineering?

seems like there isnt much money to be make with just language alone.
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Let's write a novel post by post

The door was…
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How am I supposed to get passed the opening chapters where he shares a bed with a nigger
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Does reading make you smarter?
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Pushkin = Dumas theory

Have you ever heard of this theory, /lit/? It proposes that Aleksandr Pushkin and Alexandre Dumas were the same person. The most thorough explanation of the theory I could find was some old post on an Eastern Orthodox forum. I'm just copy-pasting it from there.

Russian theories that French author Alexandre Dumas is Alexander Pushkin

Almost all the materials I found on this topic are in Russian. Here are a few articles.

A Comparison of the Signature of Pushkin with the Signature of Dumas
http://moj-golos.livejournal.com/1035203.html

The article above notes that although dueling was severely punished by Tsar Nikolas I, the Tsar made an exception and acted mercifully toward those involved in Pushkin's fatal duel, wherein officially Pushkin was killed. The article proposes that Pushkin faked his own death and notes that Pushkin's wife did not attend the funeral, as if that was faked too. He believes that Pushkin showed up in France as "Alexander Dumas", with a new French identity.

"It's not a secret that Nikolai I created in Europe a powerful spying network. In this project were included powerful leading minds of Russia, for example spies included I.S. Turgenev (a famous author) (1818-1883) and F.I. Tyutchev (1803-1873). Acceptable work was found for A S Pushkin too, wo after Karamzin's death was solidly helped with the position of a natural historian. There was no demand in Russia for that kind of work, but that kind of "vacancy", which was not hard to create, should have appeared in France, the main political and military enemy of Russia of the time."
The writer (I think it's Nina Milova) imagines that by posing as a French history writer, "Dumas" could gain access to France's historical archives.


The writer says that Pushkin's handwritten signatures are in question as to their autheticity, and that Dumas generally left no direct signatures, only signatures copied by correspondents.

She points out similarities between the writers, like how they were both Mulattos with similar appearances and who both knew French and Russian fluently. Pushkin wrote a work, Kinzhal, about Karl Zand, whereas Alexander Dumas wrote a work called Karl-Ludwig Zand.
Puskin and Dumas:



According to the writer, Dumas liked to tell a joke that his grandfather was African and that all he had in genetic common origin with ignorant racists was a monkey. But this is joke a giveaway, because the real Dumas only had an African grandmother, but Pushkin did have an African grandfather.

Alexander Dumas' alleged father was French general Thomas Dumas, who died in 1806 and whose wife and son were soon forgotten and lived in the provinces. So their son Alexander Dumas appeared to come from nowhere back into French public life in the 1820's. But practically none of the French associates of Thomas Dumas recognized him, only one Herzog De Foie gave him legal recognition papers.

The writer said she always racked his brains trying to see why the writer Dumas was so mean to the female character Miledy. He depicted her so badly and tortured her to death. The writer proposes that this was because of Pushkin's own mistreatment by his own wife, Natalya Goncharova. Like Atos falling in love with Miledy when she was 16, Pushkin fell in love with Goncharova when she was that age. Both Goncharova and Miledy remarried once. Miledy remarried in 1844, when Dumas wrote The Three Musketeers (1844-1845).

Nina Milova in her interview with Moskovsky Komsomolets, Pushkin lived after his duel and wrote under the pseudonym Dumas, says that she decided that he faked his death when she learned that his relatives were absent from his funeral. His father learned about the funeral two weeks after it.
http://www.mk.ru/social/2015/03/31/pushkin-vyzhil-posle-dueli-i-pisal-pod-psevdonimom-dyuma.html

Milova says that the doctors couldn't find the cause of death, nor find the fatal bullet. She says that the Russian nobility loved to travel to Western Europe for vacations, but she thinks it's strange that officially Pushkin never left Russia. Supposedly it was because he was considered an enemy of the state, but Milova says that this is not true, as archives show that he was an official of the Foreign Ministry. She thinks that his exile in the 1820's was a cover for his trips abroad, as "Dumas" first made a public appearance in Paris at that time (1822), after years in obscurity as a child. Meanwhile, she says that Pushkin's time in exile in 1822-1823 is a black hole in his own biography. She says that Pushkin's faking his own death would be a way to get out of his massive debts in Russia.

She proposes that in the novel The Count of Monte Cristo, "Dumas"/Pushkin intends to suggest that D'Antes was unfairly condemned for killing Pushkin. In real life Pushkin's French brother-in-law D'Antes was charged with killing Pushkin in a duel and was briefly imprisoned. In reality, D'Antes helped Pushkin escape to France. Meanwhile, in Dumas' novel, the protagonist "Edmond Dantes" escapes from unjust judgment and takes on a new identity as the Count of Monte Cristo.

When at one point Dumas dedicated a chapter to Pushkin, Milova interprets this as Dumas/Pushkin dedicating literature to himself in reality. Further, she notes that Dumas was a translator of Pushkin works into Russian, despite the fact that Dumas officially first went to Russia only in about 1858, ie. when Dumas was already over 60 years old. Dumas had a major interest in Russia, writing novels about the Decembrists and Caucasus. How could he get so fluent in Russian and and knowledgeable about Russia if he only went there first in his old age?

Another post in the thread mentioned that it was very common for members of the Russian upper class to speak French but very rare for a Frenchman to speak Russian. What are your thoughts on this theory? Is it possible or just another case of Slavs trying to LARP as Frenchmen?
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Audiobooks

Does anybody here know a good place where I can download audiobooks for free?
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Where did 8ch/lit/ go?
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>be me
>trying to get into the Matter of France
>pick up Bullfinch's Age of Charlemagne
>quickly pick out one of the paladins as the most interesting one
>could be the king of England right now, chooses to fight for Charlemagne instead
>not good at fighting, but is more persistant, loyal, and good than the other paladins
>coolest adventures of all the paladins, rode a hippogriff to the Garden of Eden and took a flying chariot from there to the Moon
>it's Astolfo
>can't read about him without thinking of that cuckime trap that's always getting spammed here
>mfw
FUCK CUCKIME AND FUCK WEEBCUCKS
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Ghost stories

'tis (still) the Season, and that means ghost stories are in order. Any of you fine anons enjoying classic English ghost stories every Christmas as well?
M. R. James was a Biblical scholar and author, considered the master of the English ghost story. All his ghost stories are available here: https://thin-ghost.org/collections/show/2
His first collection of ghost stories: https://archive.org/details/thinghostothers00jameiala (sepia) & https://archive.org/details/athinghostandot00jamegoog (b&w)
A Podcast to the Curious began covering all of James' ghost stories, and has since gone on to cover ghost stories in the Jamesian vein: http://www.mrjamespodcast.com/

E. F. Benson was a contemporary of James, and, like James he attended King's College, Cambridge and was a member of the Pitt Club. Benson came from a great literary family and published numerous books, including several collections of ghost spook stories, which are available here: https://web.archive.org/web/20180320201227/https://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/b/benson/ef/
Spook Stories by E. F. Benson: https://archive.org/details/spookstories00bensuoft
The Sanctuary by E. F. Benson (Online Text): http://archive.vn/uOzlf / https://web.archive.org/web/20190610063130/http://www.steve-calvert.co.uk/public-domain-texts/e-f-benson-the-sanctuary.html
Free readings of E. F. Bensons stories can be found here: https://corvidae.co.uk/benson/

R. H. Malden was a lifelong friend of James and published a collection of nine ghost stories in the Jamesian vein, titled Nine Ghosts in 1943. There are some nods and references to James' ghost stories, though one can easily enjoy them on their own, Malden's stories are perhaps the closest to James own antiquarian ghost stories.
Nine Ghosts: http://archive.vn/TaR0I / http://web.archive.org/web/20181226113218/http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks06/0605461h.html
Article on R. H. Malden (1879-1951) by Roger Johnson from Ghosts & Scholars 9: http://archive.vn/wZwK / https://web.archive.org/web/20191101173806/http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~pardos/ArchiveMalden.html

H. R. Wakefield is considered the last great English ghost story writer, and wrote several collections of ghost stories in the Jamesian vein. Sadly most of his stories are not yet in the Public Domain. A fine old radio drama of his ghost story Ghost Hunt can be found here: http://www.relicradio.com/otr/2011/02/h292-ghost-hunt-by-suspense/ - this story was also adapted by EC Comics as Television Terror! in 1950 in The Haunt of Fear #17 (3), though without giving Wakefield credit. Like James he has an interesting story about a villanous Jew, and in the current year he has been accused of both racism and misogyny.
Strayers from Sheol by H. R. Wakefield: https://www.fadedpage.com/showbook.php?pid=20200923
The Seventeenth Hole at Duncaster by H. R. Wakefield: https://archive.org/details/Twilight_Zone_v04n04_1984-10_noads/page/n49/mode/2up
H. R. Wakefield: The Last of His Breed: https://archive.org/details/Twilight_Zone_v04n04_1984-10_noads/page/n55/mode/2up

M. P. Dare published only one collection of ghost stories, all featuring a duo of Sherlock Holmes/Dr Watson style bachelor scholars encountering ghostly going ons because of their antiquarian interests. Still reading through this colelction at the moment, and while they lack the punch of James' stories, they have all been a lot of fun so far, blending the comfy antiquarian bachelor life with ghostly shenanigans.
Unholy Relics and Other Uncanny Tales by M. P. Dare: https://archive.org/details/in.ernet.dli.2015.186437/mode/2up
The Haunted Library: M. P. Dare ~ Antiquary, Writer… and Book Thief: https://archive.vn/eVNXs / http://web.archive.org/web/20201102040510/https://hauntedlibraryblog.blogspot.com/2014/10/m-p-dare-antiquary-writer-and-book-thief.html
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Father Christmas

by Raymond Briggs
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Reading is for fags in fact of course.
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Ladies and Gentlemen I welcome you to the first /lit/ty club thread. We will be accepting nominations and then whatever is nominated is put through a randomizer and selected.
A FEW RULES
1. You must provide a torrent or link to your selected text
2. The beginning of each month is a longer format and lasts throughout the month
3. It's good to have a little epitaph as to why you selected this book.

This month's theme is Tragedy. It can be any length, any time period, any author.

My first nom. is 4.48 Psychosis by Sarah Kane
>4.48 Psychosis sees the ultimate narrowing of Sarah Kane's focus in her work. The struggle of the self to remain intact has moved in her work from civil war, into the family, into the couple, into the individual, and finally into the theatre of phychosis: the mind itself. This play was written in 1999 shortly before the playwright took her own life at age 28.

Source:
http://rlmalvin.angelfire.com/KaneSarah448Psychosis.pdf

If anyone has a good site for ebooks let me know, shit is hard to find
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>Uh, anon, why do you have a book written by the Unabomber on your shelf? You know that guy is a murderer don't you?
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Filtered by Melville

54 chapters done. I don't think I can handle the archaic english and passage-tier sentences and boring whaling facts anymore. Should I stick with the book, skip to the last dozen chapters where the action begins or just drop it?
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I know normalfags are plebs, but… damn.
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How many years of reading experience do I need to take on this bad boy?
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I want to read Philip Sidney's Arcadia. Should I read the complete Old Arcadia, the unfinished New Arcadia or the Frankenstein composite version his sister made?
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STATE OF THE /LIT/UNION AND ANNOUNCEMENT OV /LIT/TYZEN'S FEUILLETON

Alright folks everyone here's probably seen/heard/read about tribulations Gahoole's gone through so I figured now's as good a time as any to thingify up and quorum as to the future of the board.

/lit/'s activity has stabilized to a level that's quite preferable for BO like myself (p. quiet moast ov time, long stretches between replies, general solid contributive effort and poast quality overall as consequence) and the only thing I would personally like to change about that is curating literary werks frum board populace to distribute accordingly to masses/uninitiated/non-littified lachrymose lackolytes ov smellin wat the rock's cookin.

This is why I am announcing the launch of the /LIT/TYZEN'S FEUILLETON - a conglomerated selection ov /lit/ty submissions and quality poasts frum the board published every 4 months ean stripped down, minimalist format focusean awn text transmitted, gnawt impetuousness acquitted by niftiness oar committed 2 obsequious butterbawlean ov present day curator (aka ur cicisbeo BO, mie %^> )

Potential (perpetuity'd) pieces for the /LIT/TYZEN'S FEUILLETON include:

- Excerpts from current standing of the "/lit/ writes a novel thread"
- Excerpts from any recent progress on a /lit/ board project
- Board defining poasts or threads, transcribed in their entirety/includean relevant image poastings
- Anything you desire to transmit to [email protected] that passes behe/lit/ty /lit/muster test

The plan is to have a larger, free-wheeling document snapshotting poastings/contributions @ the time of inception as opposed 2 focused sifting for "literary" logorrhea value OR holistic proprietorship of literary media proffered 2 public - feel free to submit werks u would submit 2 other places or have submitted before.

If anyone has requests/complaints/critiques about the board/the mag/etc., poast'm here. More information will be coming sewn about deadlines for first issue but eye'd want it aot there by January 2021 @ latest.
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BILLY AND THE CLOWN -Public Literary Analysis

Billy And The Clown is an overlooked work of legitimate historic merit. During the live narration debut of this work MDE's Sam Hyde proclaimed it to be a long studied legend of uncertain origin, intended to be featured in what turned out to be the groups first and only print publication which for various reasons in this instance shall remain unnamed. Neither of these assertions turned out to be true.

Billy And The Clown is an overlooked work of legitimate historic merit. During the live narration debut of this work MDE's Sam Hyde proclaimed it to be a long studied legend of uncertain origin, intended to be featured in what turned out to be the groups first and only print publication which for various reasons in this instance shall remain unnamed. Neither of these assertions turned out to be true.

Today overshadowed by the tragedy/memes/comeuppance visited on the creative minds behind Billy And The Clown, the work has become widely disregarded, if known at all, by academia and the culture at large. This is an injustice to both the the wider public and to the post-ironic modern bildungsroman, crypto-genius genre-bending cultural satire, and performative monologue itself, that is Billy And The Clown. Not only is the work extremely complex thematically and comedically, but the manner in which it captures and brings to life an element of experience known to many that may be wholly unique to the modern psyche is singular in nature. In a way the story of Billy And The Clown is the story of all of us, and therefore possibly one of contemporary literature's (if not greatest, and if not good,) only modern great American novels.

This is something that has to be done. Thus here proposed is the beginning of a public work: The Literary Analysis of Billy And The Clown.

For those interested and therefore intending to review the work again, or perhaps unfamiliar with the work entirely, I've found a re-upload of the original event in it's entirety (stranger's channel). I recommend this version over the more widely available abridged videos as the periodic ~13 minute intervals of Hyde's coughing, snorting, shouting at his computer and surroundings, or simply leaving the desk and room the camera is stationed in for multiple indeterminate periods of time, as well as the presumably unchoreographed musical interlude dancing to the entirety of 'Clubbed To Death' by Rob Dougan are as much an integral part of the full experience as any other.

It would also be pragmatic for any interested parties to download the videos in their entirety while they remain available online, since the song 'Clubbed To Death' is copy-written and full unabridged versions have frequently been removed in the past as a result.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOi2uLXhsps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIp8E0CVlmM

This project is no small endeavor and I intend to begin with some general research followed by a full breakdown of the text in it's entirety if any interest is shown. Please feel free to participate openly and freely post any thoughts, work, or information you feel is pertinent and you can expect responses and progress reports forthwith. If no interest is shown I will instead update at regular intervals of every few weeks/days.

This may not be something any of us are necessarily qualified to do, but again it is something that needs to be done, and it may be up to us to do it.
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What's /lit/'s board mascot?
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LITTY CLUB (OP IS WEEK 1 TRADGEDY)

APEX JANNY CROWNEAN AMBER ALERT: For the 2ND SEASON BOOK CLUB LISTINGS, C >>1679

NUMERO DULCE: 4 DA /lit/PENDIUM (aka BACKLAWG OV SUBMISSIONS), C THIS MEGA: https://mega.nz/folder/ThhnnayI#T30OHb3sHifcmVzLlnkYZg


Good weekend my friends,

I tried to find a way to show my randomizer results but I couldn't figure out how and I was ill prepared and didn't write it out properly. Anyways, their weeks pick was Eugene Onegin by Pushkin.

>The story is told by a narrator (a lightly fictionalized version of Pushkin's public image), whose tone is educated, worldly, and intimate. The narrator digresses at times, usually to expand on aspects of this social and intellectual world. This narrative style allows for a development of the characters and emphasizes the drama of the plot despite its relative simplicity. The book is admired for the artfulness of its verse narrative as well as for its exploration of life, death, love, ennui, convention, and passion.



Now the pdf is not the Nabakov translation which is what was requested but I could not find the ebook for that.

This is a shorter novel (thank goodness), essentially I don't want to pressure you all into concluding each novel on time but at least a solid list will be built and we can read on our own time.

https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/23997.epub.images?session_id=156196f6e6bafbcd69b936a856e1eb82891ec163

NEXT WEEK THEME IS BANNED!
Any novel that has been banned at any point in time of its publication.
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recommend me some of those books that smart people read. I want to be able to say things about smart subjects, and pretend I know what i'm talking about.
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I'm currently reading Pandora's Lab. Slightly pozzed, especially the opening but a brilliant read. Would recommend.

What are y'all reading?
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/33146881-pandora-s-lab
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ITT: post retarded book reviews you've come across. Not just ones that express retarded opinions but also ones that are written like something a read would say.
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I have never read books in my life. Where do I start?
All those curriculum books I read in school are long forgotten so they don't count.
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Which is the better strayan novel: Robbery Under Arms or For the Term of His Natural Life?
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Hey guys I don't know how to read and am almost completely illiterate. How should I fix this? Where's a good place to start?
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Is this a good version of the Ramayana to read if I only care about the story and not Hinduism or Indian philosophy?
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TVCH BOOK CLUB

Tvch's il/lit/erate club is now accepting nominations for themes for book club. There will also be a vote for the duration of each theme. I am thinking 3 weeks is enough time to get it done but it's up for debate.
Some rules are:
1.If you provide a nomination you must provide a file so we can read it or an audiobook so we can listen
2. You gotta explain why it fits the theme
3. You cannot nominate a book that's been chosen already
4. End of the week the books will go through a randomizer
5. It is highly encouraged you post your thoughts after it has been read to generate discussion

I thought of some themes but if you have more post them ITT.
1. Greeks
2. Business or finance book
3. Collection of Short Stories
4. A book off a this posted graph (will provide)
5. Tradgedy
6. Favourite novel from childhood
7. Critically panned
8. Nat. Philosophy
9. Communist Philosophy
10. /x/ tier
11. Play
12. Religious
13. 4chans top 100
14. Beats
15. Balzacs Ballsack
16. Postmodern
17. Coming of age
18. Harlequin
19. Read in highschool
20. Your favourite book
21. A book you have in your home
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Are there any publishers who will print any public domain book you request on demand?
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manga general

What manga have you been reading, /lit/?
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Nobody Reads Some of His Stuff Live

First twenty minutes only. Anyone else get a strong male feminist vibe from him here? Could have used more dup.
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Good audiobooks and readings

Post short stories being read, good readings of longer books or radio dramas here.
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Why is Sweden incapable of making good literature? Denmark, Norway, Iceland and even fucking Finland have all created great literature, so why can't Sweden do it?
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The Cellar-Dweller (by anonymous, stolen from /cow/)

It was with a peculiar sense of unease that I set out on my visit to the Hasbrouck residency at the behest of a worried mother. Her frantic calls to my medical practice had filled me with concern and a sense of unexplainable dread; it was her vague comments regarding her son's deteriorating mental and physical health which made me ill at ease, not because of anything definite, but the added sum of her vague suspicions, and what she hinted at, what she left unsaid. The pleading tone of her voice had at last convinced me to go on a home visit and examine her son. It was a chilly late autumn afternoon in late October, and the darkened, low-hanging clouds held the promise of rain. As I approached my destination the surroundings filled me with an overwhelming sensation of profound gloom and decay; the atmosphere was curiously dense and oppressive, highly concentrated, almost palpable. The house was located right next to a parking lot and the highway, but despite of this I was struck by a sense of isolation and extreme remoteness, like this property existed outside of the busy and chaotic world surrounding it.

The surrounding garden was in a most sorrowful state; left to waste away untended thorough years of neglect. There stood oddly twisted and gnarled trees whose roots drew nutrition from the diseased, watersoaked earth; in their shade grew pale, worm-eaten fleshy fungi among the rotting leaves in great numbers. A utility trailer of severe dilapidation and surrounded by weeds caught my eye as I made my way towards the entrance. The house itself was a ramshackle building of advanced dilapidation, giving off a strong aura of abandonment and neglect, and I couldn't help but wonder how people could have allowed things to slip so far into decay and abandonment. The paint was peeling and much cracked; dry-rot and fungi seemed to have infested the building long ago. As far as could be ascertained the curtains in every window were drawn shut, and I was struck by the thought that the house was slumbering.

I knocked on the door, and it appeared my arrival had been expected, for the door was opened quickly. "Mrs. Hasbrouck?" I greeted, looking at the woman who stood in the doorway. She nodded her head and quickly ushered me inside the darkened interior. She was not old, but her appearance was somewhat haggard and she appeared weary and tired. She might once have been a woman of some beauty, and it was sad to see how the worn and neglected outside of the home seemed to mirror not only the interior, but its inhabitants as well. With her rather cadaverous complexion and bruise-like shadows under her large pale blue eyes, I wondered if it was not her who I should have examined instead of her son. Even her fair hair seemed lifeless and as if all colour was draining from her along with the spark of life. "Thank God you're here," she whispered, her eyes shining with unshed tears from the horrors endured in this worm-eaten, crumbling house. There was a certain hoarseness to her voice, and it made me think she had recently been crying, an impression strengthened by the bloodshot quality of her haunted blue eyes. The lustre in them was waning - her spirit was broken. "We really are at our wits end," she let slip with an almost fearful look on those haunted blue eyes as she took my outer coat and hung it on the coat-stand.

The air was curiously oppressive, and there was a strange and wholly unnerving scent that seemed to permeate the house; a vague smell of dust and of abandonment, and less savoury things best left a mystery. "I didn't quite catch what exactly it is you suspect ails your son," I spoke up as we entered the parlour, where she proceeded to serve tea with trembling hands. I sat down on the sofa with my back to the window - faint, grey daylight shone in through a narrow crack in the curtains. An old grandfather clock - the distant sound of traffic on the nearby highway reminding me of the outside world. She let out a short, hysterical laugh, spilling tea on the tablecloth, before she finally caught herself. "He's sick!" she finally whispered, looking rather fearful and nervous, her eyes begging me to help. "When did you first notice this change in him?" I queried, taking the tea-mug from her and helping her to pour the rest of the tea in order to prevent further mishaps. "He's always been a little different," she said with a nervous chuckle, quickly taking her cup and sipping the scolding hot tea with gay abandon. "There was a noticeable change in him around 2016," she added in a near-whisper, quickly followed by a low, mirthless giggle of nervous agitation. "Now he just sits down there all day! He hasn't been outside in years! He won't even come down on Christmas, or whenever we have relatives visiting," she was unable to hold back the tears, and I handed her my handkerchief. Her voice was insistent, yet scarcely above a whisper, as if she feared to be overheard. "I can hear him move around down there at night," she hiccuped, burying her tear-stricken face in the handkerchief as a shudder of terror passed through her frail body. What on earth could cause a mother to be this disgusted and fearful of her own flesh and blood?

"We let it pass till we caught him with his sister's panties," she continued at last, clutching the handkerchief between her trembling fingers. There was a look of shame and misery that made her pale face flush pink with the same and passion of her admission. "When I was pregnant with him, it was strange… He was different. They wanted me to terminate, but I wouldn't."

Unable to let her go on further on her ramblings, seeing how greatly this affected her, I got up and put a hand on her shoulder. "I will talk to him. See what I can do for him." With a last, comforting squeeze to her shoulder I made my way through the room, heading for the basement door, I had barely been able to see in the darkened hallway as I removed my coat. The door swung open on its hinges, but not without some force on my part, since it was oddly uneven, and the floor too; the whole house seemed to have shifted, and was shifting still. With the door opened, I stood still for a moment, hesitating; the hallway was dark, and I began to feel ill at ease, feeling rather like Hermóðr on his journey down to Hel. Dusty beams, cobwebs and that nauseating smell of decaying fungi greeted me in the darkness as I slowly made my way down the rickety, creaking staircase, and the faint artificial light visible from below the only light to guide my path.
(1/3)
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Is it possible to be sincere online anymore? even anonymous imageboards are coated with layers upon layers of post-irony. It does feel like whenever one tries to be sincere, it comes as corny (or "cringe" as kids like to say today) to the external audience. What we have left are places where inauthenticity runs rampant, whether it is as a means of protecting the self, or as a tool for social climbing. And I frankly hate it as this attitude has severed true connection and understanding with each other, replaced by passive-aggressive remarks and feminine behavior. I remember in the old internet days when one was permitted a certain degree of vulnerability, it wasn't a negative, it made connection with distant human beings possible, I had plenty of friends in that era. But at some point, the zeitgeist dictated that being urself was passé, that ironic detachment was the only way to present yourself to the rest. We dehumanized ourselves for what, petty ego protection? was it even worth it, now that everybody feels ,and is, lonely?
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Operation mind control

Did you read that book?
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MEIN KAMPF IS THE ONLY BOOK YOU'LL EVER NEED
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is he the best contemporary writer?
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Which should I read first: the complete fairy tales of the Brothers Grimm or the complete fairy tales of Hans Christian Andersen?
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Story Time General

Tell us a tale, anon. Anything that you would think we'd find most interesting. A startling night on the town? A funny gamer moment? Your coming out story? Whats your story?

Non format specific (use green text or normal format)

I'll start:

I used to work in a movie theatre back in 2014. It was in a very populated city so there was a verity of co-workers. One of them was named John, who was a very flamboyant homosexual. So much so he would always wear an ascot to work even when we wore uniforms. He was new and the brother of the manager at the time. I, being fairly blue-pilled and open to new social relationships, chose to strike up a conversation with John through out our shifts together.

A few shifts down the road and one day John came in seemingly depressed. We haven't built up much of a friendship other than the shifts we worked together but I did my best to be nice and ask him what was wrong. He said something along the lines of a relationship problem and I offered fairly good advice to handling it.

A week or two later, we worked together again and once again he had the same sort of relationship problem. It hit me as weird at first because I felt like his first issue was pretty well resolved with the right decision making skills but to my surprise it was with a new partner. Brushing it off in the assumption that the last one was just the end of a longer relationship, I offered advice and we went along our way.

This back and forth went on for the remaining three months I worked at the theatre. It was like every week he'd have a new issue with a new boyfriend and they all revolved around petty high school girl drama and "he said, she said" faggotry. It was also relieved at some point that most of these men came from a Grindr app. Needless to say my patience with John was wearing. Even if it was a new relationship, he refused to learn the same lessons he was given from the last 5 or 10 men he fucked before hand. I was nearing my final week when I final gave in with giving up with his bullshit. "Why" I asked him "Why do you keep meeting up with these men you meet on an app? Don't you thin you want to take a break if you're really think you're being stalked by this guy?"

John paused momentarily to reflect on the question. "yeah," he giggled, "but I like having fun"

It was this exact moment when the seed of me hating all gay people was planted and the blue-pill began to degrade.
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Mishima

Overrated or properly rated?
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My litty week reviews

Repoasting them here for preservations sake
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What are some premium /lit/ channels?
I want things only intellectuals would get