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 No.3329[Last 50 Posts]

Roses are red, violets are blue

 No.3331

hound dogs are doggy

 No.3339

, "ZOG IS POG!" - JOOOOOOZ

 No.3342

A baby crowning in an open sewer.

 No.3344

The shit or the baby- which one is newer?

 No.3345

I went to pewer in the sewer, and hark, a baby boo

 No.3346

What's a man to do, with a baby covered in poo?

 No.3351

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EGGARD PIG WAS HERE

 No.3367

>>3351
WITH POOP COMING OUT OF HIS REAR

 No.3379

There once was a nigger named nigger

 No.3380

He could grow up to fifty feet bigger.

 No.3400

So he'd btfo dup.

 No.3406

And slurp him right up

 No.3407

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I'm J Balvin and I'm dropping my mac donald's meal let's go

 No.3408

>>3406
Now dup is in love with a nigger!

 No.3409

And of all the things Balvin pilfered…

 No.3411

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 No.3419

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>>3411
what the fug am i looking at

 No.3422

>>3419
An Antisemite

 No.3429

There once was a man from St Cloud
Who found that his farts were too loud
He took a thread to his butt
And sewed it right shut
Now he's sad that cannot get plowed

 No.3449

I SUCK SUCK SUCK

I FUCK FUCK FUCK

THE WEENIEESSSS

 No.3470

it was as though

someone had slid ice cubes

down the back of my shirt

the mcflurry is on me

 No.3473

I never thought that I would see
It brewing at the DnD
The hazelnuts and chocolate swirls
My name exclaimed by counter girls
Kids of all ages lining up
For coffee steaming in its cup
I take a sip and smile and sigh
For Dunkaccino, and days gone by

 No.3484

AND I LOOOOOOOOOOVE NEGRO PENISES

 No.3497

Can I rhyme penises with wenuses?

 No.3509

>>3497
Anons are no geniuses
And they love no venuses
But if there's one thing they see as is
It's that penises rhymes with wenuses

 No.3510

A /lit/tyzen went riding out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way

 No.3511

>>3510
When a large man with a knife and a fork suddenly appeared
His eyes were bloodshot and the left side of his head had been sheared

 No.3512

"Perchance a moment of your time" he queried, as I sat wearied upon this grassy ridge.

 No.3516

"I come from the East in search of a feast, with a knife and a fork, and a bottle of yeast"

 No.3526

>>3329
And the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

 No.3527

Poems are gay, like writing a poem

 No.3528

Then there were niggers in my home.

 No.3529

When a poem doesn't rhyme, that is a crime.

 No.3531

Though it is a crime, that happens quite often.

 No.3532

And hwhile my brain might soften…

 No.3534

Like an orange turned purple…

 No.3535

Or an albino nigger…

 No.3536

growing fifty times bigger

 No.3542

And I'm not talking about height…

 No.3544

which is often the plight

 No.3545

of our friend with the enormous wang
that does so hang, about his feet in billowing ropes.
Let's listen in as he copes…

"When you said you were big, I thought you meant tall"
says his Tinder date, alarmed at the man's gall, to knock on her door dragging countless feet of cock and ball.
"And yet you're only five foot two. This will not do"

 No.3546

"so I bid you adieu. I say to you go, leave, and grieve and seethe about it. There is no sexual conquest for a beast such as you"

The monster appendage leaps to life, and wraps around her like a tentacle. Squeezing the air from her lungs. The fluid from her ventricles.
Her eyes bulge and her lips start to pucker.

 No.3547

AND THEN DUP ERUCTATED "GET TFO-BLUMPF'D MOTHERFUCKER!"

 No.3548

And he says "what a FUCKER! What a fucker am I!"
And then he fucks her.

 No.3549

Which brings us neatly to the Luxor, which is a casino in Las Vegas.

 No.3550

Now rhyme something with Vegas

 No.3551

Bornana

 No.3552

No, that doesn't rhyme with Vegas.

 No.3554

While niggers tongued my anus

 No.3555

white niggers tongued my anus

 No.3556

As I sat there, reading chat

 No.3557

watching my favorite Twitch streamer Pat.

Pat sat in his fine gaming chair, eating mouthfuls and mouthfuls of hair.
"This'll bring in the subs" thought Pat, as he wretched and spat, and heaved up great globs, while the suffering Alogs watched on transfixed.

 No.3558

Pat flirted and mixed with internet fame.
Oh what a game it was to Pat, to draw in those eyes that watched with surprise, as he did lie back and open his crack, to shart a shart so dirty and black, and crawling with hairs, that viewers despair, for they could not avert their gaze ensnared.
O viewers beware. O viewers beware.

 No.3559

Then Pat the NES Punk as he was called
Noticed that he had gone bald

 No.3560

To have his hair and eat it too, whatever is a man to do?

 No.3571

PUSSY

 No.3572

The End.

 No.3573

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OF WHITE SUPREMACY

 No.3574

SUDDENLY

 No.3575

Eggard Pig fell flat on his back and started cumming.

 No.3578

And the people started running, from Eggard Pig's cumming.

 No.3579

And Eggard Pig hummed as he cummed, as his mind fogged and dumbed, and his eyes glazed over, as his cock went supernova.

 No.3580

Then a light out from within
The place where every pig must begin

 No.3581

INTRODUCING: Eggard Pig Jr

 No.3582

EGGARD PIG JR?? I SAID, I SAID TO PETUNIA.
BUT WHO IS EGGARD PIG JR???

 No.3583

He comes from the moon, in search of a spoon, with a knife and a fork, and a bottle of coom.

 No.3586

And a swoon I swoon for Eggard Pig Jr.
The uberman, the superman, the super duper pooperman.

 No.3588

The diapers he fills, pockets full of thrills, Can't forget about Piggard as I'd have to stop taking these pills

 No.3590

He looks down on the people, and he smiles a piggy smile.

 No.3591

And the people pile in, and they kneel to the pig boy. Their saviour, their golden child.

 No.3592

And the pig gives a wink, and the people go wild. They tear each other's clothes, and bite each other's skin. They rend each other's holes, as they jam it right in.
Where once was a crowd is a writing pile of copulation, and soon an army of pigs to conquer creation.

 No.3597

The pigs came one by one. Some were tall and some were small. Some were LEET and some were NEET.
And they filed out onto the street, with their clubs and their whips, and their marching feet.

 No.3598

And Eggard Pig Jr standing strong. He lead them all, marching along.

 No.3600

Only one among them knew something was wrong, a lone chinese man by the name Sum-Ting Wong. Seeing the commotion he knew what to do and ran to the pantry like avoiding WuFlu! He rolled out the panko, flour, eggs and invited them to dive in, those loathsome dregs.

 No.3623

They leapt one by one

 No.3625

Landing with a "pon!"

 No.3627

And they pittered and pattered around in that better til they were covered in dough from head to toe

 No.3628

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Super Ramon says hi

 No.3629

THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME

 No.3631

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>>3629
Poetry doesn't have to rhyme you fucking luddite retard. Take this stanza for example, it doesn't rhyme but is completely and totally a valid part of the poem.

 No.3633

I said to Owen.

 No.3635

Who came a-glowin'

 No.3637

That you're a-showin'

 No.3638

that dinky white winky, and stinky brown pinkie.

 No.3640

Blowin' Menjamin

 No.3645

And mowin' Benjamin

 No.3647

A blib tomfiggery on fingle dawn shibbery
mein compfort grupt acontle fluer
grasped Olville Gobshiled upon his wooly dogchild, a cringled grin, a frentled fner

 No.3648

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LOUIS SOLO

 No.3649

legalize rape

 No.3650

The End.

 No.3653

of the bend

 No.3662

I defend
The right to rape

 No.3665

those cheeks agape

 No.3666

And filled with grapes.

 No.3667

Boy oh boy, that unconsenting hole was great

 No.3669

Gummus Grande came gripping his regal stick.

 No.3670

And behind him was a pantsless John Wick

 No.3672

When all about there game a shout, and floundering and boundering, Flobbard Schmegmarg flimped into the fro

 No.3674

And fnan fnam fanggabognsalso d
a flo
a fru
agagagagaaof
antlegrog magglofy a trengletplomanklebe
daradana anandadna ababdbda akooo

 No.3675

said the nigger with the flu

 No.3676

and did a poo

 No.3677

and did a poo

 No.3678

And maybe you could do a poo poo too?

 No.3691

Right, this is shit. I'm starting another novel.

 No.3693

>>3691
While I sit in my small seaside hovel.

 No.3694

>>3693
who?

 No.3695

will do

 No.3777

- wat moast ov us knew - will not b a do, but dee-dew?

 No.3781

And I say, I say to you

 No.3793

bitch ass nigger faggot shit cunt

 No.3794

Holay soygeiBalvin and I'm droppinmyMac Donald's order. Lego!

 No.3865

Bors, why is everything we write so gay? Are we gay? Am I gay?

 No.3897

god blesss

 No.3898

this filthy mess

 No.3993

ANNUH BIG MAC! NO FAGGOT-TRAY!

DERR U GOE!

 No.4067

The go was gone, grifts
slough-slow stowed gong, brrrrong's
'n prongs ov tonged monga'd ching-chongs…

 No.4215

CHING CHONG CHING CHONG
LING LING LING
WUHAN GANG

 No.4575

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intonated Baiji-phin, whose tai-chi chomper-chin
hanged wong off wuxai-wingchun-mong

 No.4913

>>4760
kino, nuzach btfo'd

 No.4968

>>4760
>>4913
kys you obsessed coon

 No.4970

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>>4968
Faggot!

 No.4971

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>>4970
>Ramon Coon
Kys Ramon Coon

 No.4989

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>>4970
K
I
N
O

 No.5455

I say, watching her strut in her kimono


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