▶ No.3331
hound dogs are doggy
▶ No.3339
, "ZOG IS POG!" - JOOOOOOZ
▶ No.3342
A baby crowning in an open sewer.
▶ No.3344
The shit or the baby- which one is newer?
▶ No.3345
I went to pewer in the sewer, and hark, a baby boo
▶ No.3346
What's a man to do, with a baby covered in poo?
▶ No.3379
There once was a nigger named nigger
▶ No.3380
He could grow up to fifty feet bigger.
▶ No.3400
So he'd btfo dup.
▶ No.3406>>3408
And slurp him right up
▶ No.3408
>>3406Now dup is in love with a nigger!
▶ No.3409
And of all the things Balvin pilfered…
▶ No.3429
There once was a man from St Cloud
Who found that his farts were too loud
He took a thread to his butt
And sewed it right shut
Now he's sad that cannot get plowed
▶ No.3449
I SUCK SUCK SUCK
I FUCK FUCK FUCK
THE WEENIEESSSS
▶ No.3470
it was as though
someone had slid ice cubes
down the back of my shirt
the mcflurry is on me
▶ No.3473
I never thought that I would see
It brewing at the DnD
The hazelnuts and chocolate swirls
My name exclaimed by counter girls
Kids of all ages lining up
For coffee steaming in its cup
I take a sip and smile and sigh
For Dunkaccino, and days gone by
▶ No.3484
AND I LOOOOOOOOOOVE NEGRO PENISES
▶ No.3497>>3509
Can I rhyme penises with wenuses?
▶ No.3509
>>3497Anons are no geniuses
And they love no venuses
But if there's one thing they see as is
It's that penises rhymes with wenuses
▶ No.3510>>3511
A /lit/tyzen went riding out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
▶ No.3511
>>3510When a large man with a knife and a fork suddenly appeared
His eyes were bloodshot and the left side of his head had been sheared
▶ No.3512
"Perchance a moment of your time" he queried, as I sat wearied upon this grassy ridge.
▶ No.3516
"I come from the East in search of a feast, with a knife and a fork, and a bottle of yeast"
▶ No.3526
>>3329 (OP)And the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
▶ No.3527
Poems are gay, like writing a poem
▶ No.3528
Then there were niggers in my home.
▶ No.3529
When a poem doesn't rhyme, that is a crime.
▶ No.3531
Though it is a crime, that happens quite often.
▶ No.3532
And hwhile my brain might soften…
▶ No.3534
Like an orange turned purple…
▶ No.3535
Or an albino nigger…
▶ No.3536
growing fifty times bigger
▶ No.3542
And I'm not talking about height…
▶ No.3544
which is often the plight
▶ No.3545
of our friend with the enormous wang
that does so hang, about his feet in billowing ropes.
Let's listen in as he copes…
"When you said you were big, I thought you meant tall"
says his Tinder date, alarmed at the man's gall, to knock on her door dragging countless feet of cock and ball.
"And yet you're only five foot two. This will not do"
▶ No.3546
"so I bid you adieu. I say to you go, leave, and grieve and seethe about it. There is no sexual conquest for a beast such as you"
The monster appendage leaps to life, and wraps around her like a tentacle. Squeezing the air from her lungs. The fluid from her ventricles.
Her eyes bulge and her lips start to pucker.
▶ No.3547
AND THEN DUP ERUCTATED "GET TFO-BLUMPF'D MOTHERFUCKER!"
▶ No.3548
And he says "what a FUCKER! What a fucker am I!"
And then he fucks her.
▶ No.3549
Which brings us neatly to the Luxor, which is a casino in Las Vegas.
▶ No.3550
Now rhyme something with Vegas
▶ No.3551
Bornana
▶ No.3552
No, that doesn't rhyme with Vegas.
▶ No.3554
While niggers tongued my anus
▶ No.3555
white niggers tongued my anus
▶ No.3556
As I sat there, reading chat
▶ No.3557
watching my favorite Twitch streamer Pat.
Pat sat in his fine gaming chair, eating mouthfuls and mouthfuls of hair.
"This'll bring in the subs" thought Pat, as he wretched and spat, and heaved up great globs, while the suffering Alogs watched on transfixed.
▶ No.3558
Pat flirted and mixed with internet fame.
Oh what a game it was to Pat, to draw in those eyes that watched with surprise, as he did lie back and open his crack, to shart a shart so dirty and black, and crawling with hairs, that viewers despair, for they could not avert their gaze ensnared.
O viewers beware. O viewers beware.
▶ No.3559
Then Pat the NES Punk as he was called
Noticed that he had gone bald
▶ No.3560
To have his hair and eat it too, whatever is a man to do?
▶ No.3571
PUSSY
▶ No.3572
The End.
▶ No.3574
SUDDENLY
▶ No.3575
Eggard Pig fell flat on his back and started cumming.
▶ No.3578
And the people started running, from Eggard Pig's cumming.
▶ No.3579
And Eggard Pig hummed as he cummed, as his mind fogged and dumbed, and his eyes glazed over, as his cock went supernova.
▶ No.3580
Then a light out from within
The place where every pig must begin
▶ No.3581
INTRODUCING: Eggard Pig Jr
▶ No.3582
EGGARD PIG JR?? I SAID, I SAID TO PETUNIA.
BUT WHO IS EGGARD PIG JR???
▶ No.3583
He comes from the moon, in search of a spoon, with a knife and a fork, and a bottle of coom.
▶ No.3586
And a swoon I swoon for Eggard Pig Jr.
The uberman, the superman, the super duper pooperman.
▶ No.3588
The diapers he fills, pockets full of thrills, Can't forget about Piggard as I'd have to stop taking these pills
▶ No.3590
He looks down on the people, and he smiles a piggy smile.
▶ No.3591
And the people pile in, and they kneel to the pig boy. Their saviour, their golden child.
▶ No.3592
And the pig gives a wink, and the people go wild. They tear each other's clothes, and bite each other's skin. They rend each other's holes, as they jam it right in.
Where once was a crowd is a writing pile of copulation, and soon an army of pigs to conquer creation.
▶ No.3597
The pigs came one by one. Some were tall and some were small. Some were LEET and some were NEET.
And they filed out onto the street, with their clubs and their whips, and their marching feet.
▶ No.3598
And Eggard Pig Jr standing strong. He lead them all, marching along.
▶ No.3600
Only one among them knew something was wrong, a lone chinese man by the name Sum-Ting Wong. Seeing the commotion he knew what to do and ran to the pantry like avoiding WuFlu! He rolled out the panko, flour, eggs and invited them to dive in, those loathsome dregs.
▶ No.3623
They leapt one by one
▶ No.3625
Landing with a "pon!"
▶ No.3627
And they pittered and pattered around in that better til they were covered in dough from head to toe
▶ No.3629>>3631
THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME THAT DOESN'T RHYME
▶ No.3633
I said to Owen.
▶ No.3635
Who came a-glowin'
▶ No.3637
That you're a-showin'
▶ No.3638
that dinky white winky, and stinky brown pinkie.
▶ No.3640
Blowin' Menjamin
▶ No.3645
And mowin' Benjamin
▶ No.3647
A blib tomfiggery on fingle dawn shibbery
mein compfort grupt acontle fluer
grasped Olville Gobshiled upon his wooly dogchild, a cringled grin, a frentled fner
▶ No.3649
legalize rape
▶ No.3650
The End.
▶ No.3653
of the bend
▶ No.3662
I defend
The right to rape
▶ No.3665
those cheeks agape
▶ No.3666
And filled with grapes.
▶ No.3667
Boy oh boy, that unconsenting hole was great
▶ No.3669
Gummus Grande came gripping his regal stick.
▶ No.3670
And behind him was a pantsless John Wick
▶ No.3672
When all about there game a shout, and floundering and boundering, Flobbard Schmegmarg flimped into the fro
▶ No.3674
And fnan fnam fanggabognsalso d
a flo
a fru
agagagagaaof
antlegrog magglofy a trengletplomanklebe
daradana anandadna ababdbda akooo
▶ No.3675
said the nigger with the flu
▶ No.3676
and did a poo
▶ No.3677
and did a poo
▶ No.3678
And maybe you could do a poo poo too?
▶ No.3691>>3693
Right, this is shit. I'm starting another novel.
▶ No.3693>>3694
>>3691While I sit in my small seaside hovel.
▶ No.3695
will do
▶ No.3777
- wat moast ov us knew - will not b a do, but dee-dew?
▶ No.3781
And I say, I say to you
▶ No.3793
bitch ass nigger faggot shit cunt
▶ No.3794
Holay soygeiBalvin and I'm droppinmyMac Donald's order. Lego!
▶ No.3865
Bors, why is everything we write so gay? Are we gay? Am I gay?
▶ No.3897
god blesss
▶ No.3898
this filthy mess
▶ No.3993
ANNUH BIG MAC! NO FAGGOT-TRAY!
DERR U GOE!
▶ No.4067
The go was gone, grifts
slough-slow stowed gong, brrrrong's
'n prongs ov tonged monga'd ching-chongs…
▶ No.4215
CHING CHONG CHING CHONG
LING LING LING
WUHAN GANG
▶ No.4913>>4968
>>4760
kino, nuzach btfo'd
▶ No.4968>>4970
>>4760>>4913kys you obsessed coon
▶ No.5455
I say, watching her strut in her kimono