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FEUILLETON 4: POST-HOLIDUPS EDITION TBC 02/20/22(Sun)23:34:58 No.2837

> <ZIPPO CLINKS SHUUT, PLUME-ROKE STOKES ASTEROCINANTE TWINKLE-EMBURRS NYX'D ABUV>

>"Every daie, an X-mas celebration. Errie daie, a bus-clip clatturs public, keied rite 2 a skippur's scawllywagered maul.
>The outsiders call our boonie-boon, noodie-noob exhumed bloomin' onion heirloom ovvuh digital hoam '/tv/chanaheim'…and /lit/opolis, eets lacrimative crownin' bulb az stowed-awaie centurpiece.
>But as I fastened the cork awn the bottul, airtight, n punt eets plight 4 the sea's kun-surn, I knew awl set sail ean paradise 4 duh turn towardz duh DUP'd…for sewn enuff…"

ISSUE 4…FLOATS ASHORE.

100 MINUS 8 E-LEAFIN'S PERISCOPTIC, CYTOTAWKZIKULLY ASYMPTOMATIC PAGES. The HEEM GODS have once moar awoken - AND YEARN FOR BLOOD. A Federation-sanctioned "e-grill resistant" ration ov STAR TREK BUT RACIST HOLO-KINO. JORDAN PERAUGIE howulz, channullean hoagie-hornswaggull-HAWGS, 'bout a prominent NACRE-B4-NARCOS MOGGEE. THE FIRST JUNETEENTH MID-ROLL IN HISS-TO-RAHY TO CORRECTLY EMPLOY DUH EPIGENETIC DESIGNATOR NIGGER. And dat's just T O S T A R T !

PLUS, AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE JUICE-MAN HEEMCELPH, DRUNKEN SURFER! HARAM DIZ, YA FAG-GHETS! AND ENJOIE ANUDDUR GOE OV THE HOLIDAY SEASON, /LIT/TILY ESTIVATION-LEAVENED!

FIND IT HERE: https://mega.nz/file/il5XHQwS#A7ElF-iW3IyZ9aFXtfsJVcckm3Rw6epuYJ06DGdQiN4

EMAIL FOR SUBMISSIONS: [email protected]

Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)05:34:34 No.2840

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Take the six dollar mcdonald's meal, KID.

Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)16:03:37 No.2843

>>2837
Give me a mega link to the first three

TBC 02/21/22(Mon)17:58:29 No.2844

>>2843

thurrs a mega link in the sticky below this 1 bundlin errie feuilleton ever released eef ur still lookean amigato

Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)03:17:50 No.2846

Terrible, awful magazine.

Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)12:33:10 No.2848

>>2846
It was alright.

Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)02:19:08 No.2863

>>2846
You just don't get it.

Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)06:49:55 No.2864

black "people"

Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)18:43:26 No.2867

>>2844
I DON'T SEE A MEGA LINK ANYWHERE IN THE OTHER STICKY ON /LIT/, NIGGER. WHERE IS THE MEGA LINK.

Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)19:18:33 No.2869

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>>2867

Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)22:11:37 No.2877

>>2846
What didn't you like?
I think I tried to be too proper where the overall theme seems to be more chaotic but I didn't know at the time. Im starting my new hit short story "The Old Man and the Pee" next so maybe Ill include doodles à la Vonnegut

Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)22:18:23 No.2878

>>2869
DOO HOO HOO

I'M GAY LOL

Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)22:24:13 No.2879

Offer these on some like cheapo amazon print on demand service, I want a physical hard copy of /lit/ write a book, it's a masterpiece and I actually bought Hypersphere for some reason

Anonymous 02/24/22(Thu)00:36:32 No.2881

>>2879
What's your favorite arc? I've got a fondness for Red Faced Jerret and Ted Kaczynski's post-apocalyptic adventures.

Anonymous 02/26/22(Sat)18:53:07 No.2888

Louis CK is the best character, what a chad

Anonymous 03/14/22(Mon)03:10:49 No.2991

>>2837
Any update on when you're fixing your email? I've written a shitty story and desire to share it with my fellow /lit/tyzens.

TBC 03/14/22(Mon)10:17:48 No.2995

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>>2991

nu feuilleton emailz auwp - iz [email protected] (iz editid ean2 awl the poasts awn awl the feuilleton thrads soe ne1 goean baq 2 the archives awn duh board can witnizz 2)

ne1 who kawntaktid mie awn duh oald one b4 plz touch base awn dat 1 4 duh momentito %^>

n entries r re-opeyn 4 bidniss my lizstom-b-maniacal imperryal niggas >%^D

Anonymous 04/10/22(Sun)21:29:04 No.3094

>>2995
When's the next issue m8y

Anonymous 08/20/22(Sat)23:55:43 No.3584

It's been six months TBC. Do you need us to write more shit for you?

TBC 08/22/22(Mon)03:10:44 No.3587

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>>3584

mi amigato u ain't gawta pen a werd u dun thinq wud infurr auwpawn a value-stayt 4 hao u'd want 2 git daon n jiggy w/ inflewicean diz auwpcomean fwelly-fillie - dat bein said, eye've been a lil IRL bz 4 diz dupscribed interregnum and haev a prospectivus 4 the 'leton goean 2 a bi-annual jawn newaie az a consequence ov habeebins @ said dias-rl juncture (awlsoe bcuz eet maeks eet eziur 2 rly haev sum banguhr issews givean the prolific value errie1 hurr awn duh board generhollie prodewces %^D)

the official email ([email protected])s ean duh stiqqie eef u've gawt writtan/art/etc. u wanna submiet, etc. when we reach a critiqolloquoy'd mass eet'll breach the gates ov minas duprath, and enact wrath auwpawn the orcs ov pro-sorc anti-kino wittin - but til then, ur/duh board's kept patience will hoald aohr line bettur than nethin else amigato %^x

eye haev gnawt been idle wit/ean mie time. A V I E W WILL B WAT UR V I E W WILL C…SOON ENUFF

Anonymous 12/05/22(Mon)22:51:10 No.4105

>>3587
>going to be bi-annual
>only one release this year
>it is now december
feuilleton bros…

TBC 12/06/22(Tue)11:09:28 No.4107

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>>4105

this prawmiss will b fulfilled

X masqueraids duh spawt >%^>