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 No.704

YOU'VE WAITED, WITH BAITED BREATH, 4 THE BEST /LIT/ HAS TO OFFER…AND AS ABOVE AS-OVER, SO BELOW GOES GNOMER-PILEDRIVAHS AGAINST HOMILECTIC FILE-HEIDIGGERS OVVA STAID 'N STULTIFIED OL' LITERARY OHRDOR…

THE /LIT/TYZEN'S FEUILLETON IS NOW LIVE!


Featuring contributions from glorious /tv/ B.O. Gahoole (aka THE KINOGRE aka THE MOAST OVERMAN ROCKETIN' AOTTA TVCHAN), Jonty Tiplady (the last known /lit/ty academic/neoteric), and a relentless slewwa shadowrunnin' rhubarbarian-barbituate beautifoalz, this rippling 101-PAGE WORLDWIDE EXCLUSIVE PRODUCTION buqqs bronchii-broncos plaguing 99.99% ov awl uddur "creative expression" outlets 2daie w/ a flurry of variegated folios + dossiers. Recipes, velleities to a world wooed mellifluous by $1200, specialty reflections to revelations of the Esoteric Brownpill under 2C-B's mound-millet - awl this, plus THE CONTRIBUTIONS OF POASTERS LYK YOU!, comprise the /lit/tyest body ov werk since our apostrophized Maori giant brought Stone Cold to school.

Download it HERE: https://mega.nz/file/r4BGxZAA#GEWHX51OFCDdknmNyfMS6khV-D4vBPBzFGgIhr0YkS4

SUBMISSIONS ARE STILL ACCEPTED FOR UPCOMEAN ISSUE 2: [email protected]

 No.707

Jesus fucking christ, why can't somebody make a normal /lit/ somewhere other than this shithole. What did we do to deserve this.
I would if I had time.

 No.709

>>707
Fuck off, retard.

 No.716

Now that I've read your fine publication I can see it's a work I'd have been proud to contribute to. I promise to submit a /lit/ty piece to all future editions of this fine feuilleton.

 No.742

I.have to admit I thought you were crazy for making this and it would be like 10 pages long, but it was a decent publication. I was surprised on the Gahoole mindbreak and I liked the Zach stories. I also admire not getting rid of the niggerkikefaggot spammer on our c.y.o.a. story. Good work all

 No.744

>>742
I kind of want to properly format that so it reads more like an actual story, but at the same time, the chaos brings something to it.

 No.745

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>>744

yerr eyem sumwat tourn awn wtf 2 dew w/ the /lit/vella transcription - thinq eye'm gunna keep goean wittit az-iz (bsically trawlean wholesale frum thrad) n den 1nce entire thangs finnito/gnearly set 2 goe @ sum indeturminate pt ean foochur remove the ib respawn sections eef aggregatean eet ean2 a "readible format" standaloen dawk becums appealin 2 board constituency

 No.746

>>745
Leave as is, it has context and it's retarded but something. For the first time in my life I am working to contribute a writing. One is on White nationalism, (which I don't know fits the theme) and the other I think I am going to base on my pov of getting a handjob from a 60 year old Chinese lady I just received a few hours ago

 No.747

>>704
Damn, that was much cooler than I expected. I havrn't finished reading it yet but greatly enjoyed the imagery besides the texts themselves. The Weasel section is a riot and the screenshots had me laughing many times. The bold letteting on the novel was very effective too.

 No.748

>>747
I feel like it needed some illustrations. Maybe next time put out the call for people to illustrate the various pieces. I'd be sure to contribute with my masterful oekaki skills.

 No.749

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>>746

am srsly elated dis gawt u ean2 submittean/manufacturean a /lit/ty piece anon-sama %^> the anons raond deez pohrts gawt duh heart 4 mi/lit/ary action against anti-/lit/ty praxis ov tyme's start-stawp. cant w8 2 c wat u put 4wurd

>>747
bless u 4 kind lexiconz, weasel's recipes wurr mie favorite part 2 format/dew 2 awn basis ov production alone (15,000 hrs ean ms paint 4 errie singul 1nnu dos imgs /smash) n the lads well n troolee came threw w/ the animated accoutroments 4 errie uddur storee az well

>>748
eye had/haev a guie dewin a pic 4 the zach storee but eet wuz primed prepped n rdy 2 schlep aot soe eye just pushed to publish - wud eet b helpphoal 2 haev prospective list ov pieces 4 ppl frum /art/ / rando anons 2 pull frum awn a generalized feuilleton thrad hurr/ovur thurr? oar mayb ean the initial rurrs poast, continually upd8'd and cycled 4 everie completid feuilleton?

duh bother w/ dis issew wuz dat it came 2gethur sorta screwbally - had buncha subs in lyk september, den drought az ppl wurr werkean awn thangs, den a buncha subs nearin enduv octobohr aftur awlmoast ~2 months had passed. my concerns awn ppl gnawt rly cheqin auwp awn lizt ov submissions, den subs languishean 4 want ov an art accompaniment eef ppl fall threw cracks/etc (which iz want 2 happen ean deez kinda affairs as time-overhead consideration). eye can and will invest effort/expenditure 2 run ppl daon 4 wat dey prawmiss but am merely 1 man. eye'm holistically awn board wittit doe eef eye engender valuable respawnzis and will def make a thread awn /art/ ean a few propositionin dat 2'em soe ty 4 rec woadie

 No.750

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resplend-recumbent stump-set strewn abaot, pallet hewlett-packard hackard-pewlettdao'n'd, aotside each n everie individuated pollean station ean PA, VA, WI, MN, AZ, GA, n MI lies an enigmatic supplementum 2 duh initial deploiemint ov duh feuilleton -

THE EMERGENCY ELECTIONEERING PAMPHLET RUNS THE GAUNLET GAMUT SAMZIDAT 2 DAM N MACHICOLATTICE 'GAINZT TZARIZT DEBLASSIO-ASS FAGGOTS

FT. TBC, JONTY TIPLADY, AND /DUP/…B T F O

COP HURR: https://mega.nz/file/H5530K4R#Vprbqc4DCZHrOZ97IdH0V29BeIVf1useH-bDJvaf7n4

AND COPE NEVER BITCH ASS NIG-GUR <LTG VOICE>

 No.751

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 No.752

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 No.753

Who did this?

 No.754

>>750
I aint gonna lie. Sometimes I have no idea what you're saying.

 No.756

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>>704
can george floyd contribute?

 No.758

>>746
I am going to make it into 3, hopefully 4 parts, one per issue.
How long until the next issue needs to be submitted

 No.759

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>>756
well u c duh patron saint ov phlegm-counterfeit n tainted forint will b the -onlee- contributoor featured ean the Juneteenth special, awl submissions relayed celeritously via planchetto ceremonee onlee eye will b privy 2. u'll b well secured ur eternal providence awn the datadeck, floyd mien giganigga.

>>758
eye'm lookean 2 take a substantial lacuna btwn dis issue n da next 1 - nxt publishean date's set 4 late march/early april soe ewe gawt pleinnee ov tyme 2 incubate w/e ur werkean awn %^>

 No.778

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tbc, may I direct your attention to a short greentext story on /bane/?
>>>/bane/242

 No.780

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>>778

got heem awn board, eye'll caul eet in >%^)

 No.824

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>>780
HEEEEEEEEEEEM

 No.828

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>>824

there will b noe end 2 duh sneaky nig's BTFOeanz, daz 4 cyuur-taan <smackz leeyupz> >%^>

 No.829

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Nice litty issue,
one of them even had one of posts in it =^_^=
I will contribute in the future aswell

 No.864

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>>829

poastean sum gaie shit lyk dat u bettur idol-anon ersatz-azz assfuqqed nigga

 No.974

When is issue 2, nigger retard Penile Rope?



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