/lit/ - Literature and Writing

Jesus fucking christ, why can't somebody make a normal /lit/ somewhere other than this shithole. What did we do to deserve this.
I would if I had time.

>>707
Fuck off, retard.

Now that I've read your fine publication I can see it's a work I'd have been proud to contribute to. I promise to submit a /lit/ty piece to all future editions of this fine feuilleton.

I.have to admit I thought you were crazy for making this and it would be like 10 pages long, but it was a decent publication. I was surprised on the Gahoole mindbreak and I liked the Zach stories. I also admire not getting rid of the niggerkikefaggot spammer on our c.y.o.a. story. Good work all

>>742
I kind of want to properly format that so it reads more like an actual story, but at the same time, the chaos brings something to it.

>>744

yerr eyem sumwat tourn awn wtf 2 dew w/ the /lit/vella transcription - thinq eye'm gunna keep goean wittit az-iz (bsically trawlean wholesale frum thrad) n den 1nce entire thangs finnito/gnearly set 2 goe @ sum indeturminate pt ean foochur remove the ib respawn sections eef aggregatean eet ean2 a "readible format" standaloen dawk becums appealin 2 board constituency

>>745
Leave as is, it has context and it's retarded but something. For the first time in my life I am working to contribute a writing. One is on White nationalism, (which I don't know fits the theme) and the other I think I am going to base on my pov of getting a handjob from a 60 year old Chinese lady I just received a few hours ago

>>704
Damn, that was much cooler than I expected. I havrn't finished reading it yet but greatly enjoyed the imagery besides the texts themselves. The Weasel section is a riot and the screenshots had me laughing many times. The bold letteting on the novel was very effective too.

>>747
I feel like it needed some illustrations. Maybe next time put out the call for people to illustrate the various pieces. I'd be sure to contribute with my masterful oekaki skills.

>>746

am srsly elated dis gawt u ean2 submittean/manufacturean a /lit/ty piece anon-sama %^> the anons raond deez pohrts gawt duh heart 4 mi/lit/ary action against anti-/lit/ty praxis ov tyme's start-stawp. cant w8 2 c wat u put 4wurd

>>747
bless u 4 kind lexiconz, weasel's recipes wurr mie favorite part 2 format/dew 2 awn basis ov production alone (15,000 hrs ean ms paint 4 errie singul 1nnu dos imgs /smash) n the lads well n troolee came threw w/ the animated accoutroments 4 errie uddur storee az well

>>748
eye had/haev a guie dewin a pic 4 the zach storee but eet wuz primed prepped n rdy 2 schlep aot soe eye just pushed to publish - wud eet b helpphoal 2 haev prospective list ov pieces 4 ppl frum /art/ / rando anons 2 pull frum awn a generalized feuilleton thrad hurr/ovur thurr? oar mayb ean the initial rurrs poast, continually upd8'd and cycled 4 everie completid feuilleton?

duh bother w/ dis issew wuz dat it came 2gethur sorta screwbally - had buncha subs in lyk september, den drought az ppl wurr werkean awn thangs, den a buncha subs nearin enduv octobohr aftur awlmoast ~2 months had passed. my concerns awn ppl gnawt rly cheqin auwp awn lizt ov submissions, den subs languishean 4 want ov an art accompaniment eef ppl fall threw cracks/etc (which iz want 2 happen ean deez kinda affairs as time-overhead consideration). eye can and will invest effort/expenditure 2 run ppl daon 4 wat dey prawmiss but am merely 1 man. eye'm holistically awn board wittit doe eef eye engender valuable respawnzis and will def make a thread awn /art/ ean a few propositionin dat 2'em soe ty 4 rec woadie

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>>750
!

Who did this?

>>750
I aint gonna lie. Sometimes I have no idea what you're saying.

>>704
can george floyd contribute?

>>746
I am going to make it into 3, hopefully 4 parts, one per issue.
How long until the next issue needs to be submitted

>>756
well u c duh patron saint ov phlegm-counterfeit n tainted forint will b the -onlee- contributoor featured ean the Juneteenth special, awl submissions relayed celeritously via planchetto ceremonee onlee eye will b privy 2. u'll b well secured ur eternal providence awn the datadeck, floyd mien giganigga.

>>758
eye'm lookean 2 take a substantial lacuna btwn dis issue n da next 1 - nxt publishean date's set 4 late march/early april soe ewe gawt pleinnee ov tyme 2 incubate w/e ur werkean awn %^>

tbc, may I direct your attention to a short greentext story on /bane/?
>>>/bane/242

>>778

got heem awn board, eye'll caul eet in >%^)

>>780
HEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>824

there will b noe end 2 duh sneaky nig's BTFOeanz, daz 4 cyuur-taan <smackz leeyupz> >%^>

>>829

poastean sum gaie shit lyk dat u bettur idol-anon ersatz-azz assfuqqed nigga

When is issue 2, nigger retard Penile Rope?

it feels like weeks ago that based tbc said issue 2 was practically done already