No.13664
>>13663wtf I thought TroutSeeker was ded
No.13666
>>13663what the fuck is that fourth video even supposed to be
No.13668
>>13667Does Gahoole have one of those?
No.13669
literally who
No.13673
>>13666The poster's fetish.
No.13674
>>13672Man this AI really has no clue what to do with bugs bunny's mouth
No.13732
Harmon Smith, the king of /ch3/.
No.13754
>>13753Metroid Prime 4 had better be good, it has been in the making for over a decade.
No.13759
>>13755the switch 2 edition of metroid prime 4 will have mouse controls, this will likely lead to other shooters like the COD ports having them too
No.13760
>>13759PC isn't the best platform just for it's mouse
No.13761
>>13760Maybe, but it's a biggie for FPSes.
No.13762
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>>13760>>13761lots of simulation games like tycoon games, grand stategy, and RTS never get ported to console because they need a mouse for play
(historically MANY consoles actually have supported mouse and or keyboard, but they typically only had niche use, switch 2 is potentially a game changer because it's built into the system)
and yeah there are some console ports of simulation games but they are almost always watered down somehow
No.13768
>>13762You can use a stylus for strategy games on Switch 1. FPSes in particular benefit the most from having a mouse.
No.13771
>>13769If you want a high-tech gaming mouse for your PC, it's not unusual to get set back over $100.
No.13772
>>13771Only a few wireless mice are that expensive. Today, even $20 mice have amazing sensors and it's pretty hard to go wrong buying one. The sensor race is over, and people tend to look at shape, weight, and the reliability of the switches when purchasing a mouse. Going back to the Switch though, putting two optical sensors in your game controller is just stupid.
No.13774
>>13772Someone will probably come out with a "pro" mouse for Switch 2, to solve the ergonomics problem.
No.13775
>>13774Looks like chinks have already made some, but these images are fucking funny. This thing still doesn't look like a mouse, and the idea of
gaming like this for any extended length of time is insane, and I want to say poverty-tier, but look at the price of all this shit combined, MSRP.
No.13776
>>13775Hard to judge if these contraptions are ergonomic without trying them out yourself. I think chinks may make a standalone mouse with a traditional form factor if there's enough demand.
No.13779
>>13778>Iwata had way better gimmicks, like a handheld with two screens, motion controls (especially the motion plus)Joy-Cons have the Wii motion, what they lack is the Wiimote's IR sensor, but this is mitigated by the advancements in the accelerometers. That's how they got Super Mario Galaxy to run.
>there were retarded ones like the 3D feature on the 3DSI for one miss 3D without glasses tech, it's my understanding it got abandoned once they realized it's not tenable for long play sessions.
>sitting at a table playing Roller Coaster Tycoon on an 8" tablet with the joycon mouse.I agree, but it may be enjoyable in docked mode though. Like for my setup I've a TV mounted to the wall, above my desk.
No.13790
NINTENGODS JUST RAPED AN UPPITY GAMER
Nintendo wins lawsuit against player who kept streaming pirated Switch games and taunted 'I can do this all day'
Jesse Keighin told Nintendo's legal team: "You might run a corporation, I run the streets"
Last year Nintendo sued Jesse Keighin, who it claimed would stream games on various online platforms under his username Every Game Guru.
The lawsuit stated that since 2022, Keighin has streamed "at least 10 of Nintendo's leaked games" before they were released, "more than 50 times in total", the most recent at the time of the lawsuit being Mario & Luigi: Brothership.
It also claimed that Keighin taunted Nintendo, sending the company "a letter boasting that he has 'a thousand burner channels' to stream from and 'can do this all day'".
As reported by TorrentFreak, Keighin continued to taunt Nintendo's lawyers on Facebook, writing: "Should have done more research on me. You might run a corporation, I run the streets."
In April 2025, Nintendo filed a new motion claiming that Keighin had "evaded service" of the complaint, but was then served it through substituted means via both email and letters to his mother, grandmother and partner.
After Keighin failed to respond by the deadline, the court clerk entered default against him on March 26 and Nintendo asked the court to make a default judgement against him for $17,500 in damages.
A Colorado federal court has now granted Nintendo's request, and ordered Keighin to pay $17,500 in damages, but also said that two of Nintendo's requests for a permanent injunction couldn't be granted.
Because Kieghin mostly used emulation software available online, the judge ruled that Nintendo's request that he "destroy all circumvention devices" was rejected, because the request was "unclear" and "unreasonable".
Nintendo also asked for the injunction to apply to third parties who worked alongside Keighin, but the judge denied this too because Nintendo didn't specify who these third parties were, meaning the final judgement was simply for $17,500.
Nintendo's lawsuit named 10 pirated Switch games that Keighin had streamed, but only asked for damages for the last infringement, Mario & Luigi Brothership.
Nintendo's motion said it could have asked for more damages than $17,500, because by not responding to the order and defaulting, Keighin had technically conceded liability for all ten games Nintendo had listed in its previous complaint, meaning it could have asked for at least $100,000 ($10,000 per game).
Instead, it only asked for $10,000 for the latest infringement, Mario & Luigi: Brothership, as well as $7,500 ($500 x 15) for multiple violations of circumvention of its anti-piracy security.
"In similar circumstances where defendants 'knew about, but repeatedly ignored' copyright notices and encouraged and assisted others' infringement but failed to appear, courts in this District have awarded significant statutory damages," Nintendo's motion in April stated.
It added: "Here, an award of $10,000 is eminently reasonable for Defendant's blatant streaming of Nintendo's video games before any ordinary consumer had lawful access. It is particularly reasonable since Nintendo is electing not to seek damages for infringement of the other nine works as to which Nintendo has established liability."
No.13791
>>13790With this kind of stuff I lean towards fake and gay, because it's just the type of thing that can be used as an excuse to clamp down on Internet freedoms.
No.13793
>>13790Finally, on November 20, 2024, after Nintendo's outside counsel emailed Mr. Keighin the
Summons and Complaint requesting he waive service and attaching the waiver form, he posted on
Facebook, threating her: "Think I'm your husband slut? Talk to me like you talk to him. I'll fuck
you up[.]" Mitchell Decl. ¶ 29. The next day he posted, seemingly acknowledging his evasion of
service: "Should have done more research on me[.] You might run a corporation[.] I run the
streets[.]":
No.13794
>>13792I don't doubt it's a real case, but the brazenness of the offender makes me think it's a glow op. Notice how he didn't show up in court.
It's the kind of thing that provides pretext to argue for Internet ID and other anti-freedom legislation.
No.13806
>>13779>Joy-Cons have the Wii motion, what they lack is the Wiimote's IR sensor, but this is mitigated by the advancements in the accelerometers. That's how they got Super Mario Galaxy to run.I'm pretty sure Sony's 2006 Sixaxis controller could run Super Mario Galaxy 2 the way the Switch joycons/pro controllers run it, using gyro to aim the star bits.
>I for one miss 3D without glasses tech, it's my understanding it got abandoned once they realized it's not tenable for long play sessions.I remember few games impressing me with the 3D; really only Zelda OoT is coming to mind, like when you're in the lost woods and those yellow particles are flying around slapping you in the face. The 2DS was okay, and had a form factor where you could actually comfortably use the d-pad, but they cheaped out on the speakers in those models and the bumpers could have been better. It's not fair to say they abandoned 3D, because to my surprise, the 2DS came out in 2013, just 2.5 years into the console's lifespan. Time really flies.
>I agree, but it may be enjoyable in docked mode though. Like for my setup I've a TV mounted to the wall, above my desk.Entertainment has generally moved from the living room to the bedroom, and Nintendo's primary demographic of 18-32 y.o. men are pretty much all gaming like you are and own mice and PCs. When you take this mouse gimmick blunder, along with Mario Kart World's 8-year development into being the first negatively received game in its series, the recent Pokemon Company leak showing the Pokemon games are made for pennies and released to controversy while the company raked in 14
billion in profit last year alone (and that this is just allowed by Nintendo higher-ups), and the soon-to-be Metroid Prime 4 (also) 8-year-long troubled development into inevitable disaster, it all shows that a decade on from Iwata, Nintendo is managed by incompetent people who don't know games.
No.13809
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System Shock Remake, coming in late 2025 to Switch and Switch 2!
No.13810
>>13809Its been on pc for a while.
No.13956
>>13955https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjTVs_E0oQIeven call of duty is 61% down in sales and players over a single year, its never been this over
No.13957
>>13956Based, surf the Kali Yuga, games are dead, long live games.
No.13959
>>13955Why haven't you queers moved to PC? You should have done that back in 2013.
No.13963
>>13947If it can run on Series S, it can run on Switch 2. It all depends on how well they optimize it.
No.13966
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PGA Tour 2K25 coming to Switch 2
No.13970
>>13966Can't believe they got Trump, Hartman Smith was right about Nintendo favoring him.
No.13973
>>13970What the hell are you talking about?
No.14024
>>14019Imagine being a grown man and acting like this
No.14041
>>14024Has anyone read his books? He's such a (((special))) boy.