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 No.1210

>Does nothing
>wins

 No.1234

PC won

 No.1242

Considering the entire industry is actively making vidya worse, doing nothing would be winning in comparison.

 No.1304

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>>1210
He's busy looking at his cool-meter go up.

 No.1311

>>1210
>Releases a handheld
>Releases the complete technical specs as well as the .stl data for all the components with an open license so people can modify and 3D print their cases
Gaben is one of the good ones. He goes into the oven last.

 No.1428

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>>1210
>Steam will stop working for both Win7 and 8

 No.1453

>>1428
Would you look at that? Yet another reason to pirate vidya.

 No.1456

>>1428
use linux.

 No.1490

>>1456
What if Steam stops supporting the based distros (non-systemd ones)?

 No.1525

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 No.1821

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>>1210
<Gets sued by Nintendo
If they think the Dolphin emulator is bad, they should take a look at SFMlab and witness their beloved family friendly characters mutilated.

 No.1827

Is modern steam really banning anyone with "edgy" reviews and commentaries? I stopped using that garbage years ago.

 No.1830

>>1827
Valve don't give a shit, their real war is on negative reviews and "review bombing" because that is what hurts sales the most and eats into their earnings.

 No.1855

>>1830
Valve kike moment, fuck modern cuckeo games made by trannies reviewbombers are based.

 No.1863

>>1827
They even censor your profile description, redacting a fuckton of interesting personal hell kino.
Won't someone think of the funneh redditors who haet edgy stuff!?

>>1855
I still remember everyone calling out those faggots behind the gender-bender VN that costs $30, nowadays the most thin-skinned incompetent dipshits have every right to silence anyone under the excuse of "invalid criticism"

 No.1869

>>1863
It's pretty funny when redditors call others incel manchildren when no one is more childishly naive than them.

 No.1884

>>1869
Yeah reddit never learns, just a black hole of charisma where everything goes to die. Theu never change either, once a redditnigger always a redditnigger

 No.1891

>>1855
>>1830
>>1827
I got banned because of my review of a Rome II total war DLC review that I wrote almost 10 years ago.
TheForgery posted multiple vids in the last five years also showing people being banned from Steam and losing their games for talking about anything "right-winger" in the Steam forums.

 No.1892

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>>1869
Nuzach present this behavior, as a shitskin incel.
This is quite common, for some reason left-winger/no white men love to use the term when they are arguing with men superior to them, they will call you an incel even if you're married fit dude with kids.

 No.1893

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 No.1894

>>1892
I remember this guy. His comment going viral and the fact that he himself looked like someone only his mom could love was part of why they tried to push for another buzzword to use and eventually settled on "chud" which they thought was epic because it's a one syllable word and can easily be imagined to be a corruption of "chad". In many ways these redditors are worse than the normalfags they also claim to despise.

 No.1907

>>1891
>TheForgery posted multiple vids in the last five years also showing people being banned from Steam and losing their games for talking about anything "right-winger" in the Steam forums.
If it's anything like that Gladiator game autist then it's well deserved, nobody wants to hear le west has fallen shit when they are talking about games

 No.1928

>>1907
No, it also happens to people making the most throwaway of remarks and even to leftards ridiculing rightoid shit. Meanwhile typical woke bullshit will stay around forever including if it's some rightoid shitting on it.

 No.1930

>>1907
Are you baiting or are you some kind of jewish faggot?

 No.1935

>>1907
Steam sucks ass screw kikes.

 No.3058

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The recent TF2 update was moist like a young vagina

 No.3059

STEAM IS CENSURING NEGATIVE REVIEWS OF THE TRANNYPEDO GAME

 No.3060

>>3059
Which one?

 No.3062

>>3059
The tranny dolphin school shooter game?

 No.3063

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 No.3066

>>3063
>Skullgirls
The Encyclopedia Dramatica article was a warning.

 No.3072

>>3063
>coomerbait game removes some coomerbait
>coomers not happy
<oy vey remove the negative reviews we can't have the goyim know!
I mean it's already all over jewtube and twitter. Why bother? It's easy as fuck to know about it getting censored unless you're a single digit IQ nigger who only looks at (((steam))) reviews.

 No.3074

>>3072
Shhh anon gamagay 2 will surely solve this issue, and its totally possible in the modern internet for such a thing to happen.

 No.3075

man i miss gamergate

 No.3077

>>3072
Why are you defending some tranny devs?

 No.3082

>>3077
Where did I defend the 51%ers?

 No.3084

>>3072
Your "logic" seems very dishonest and faggy tier.

 No.3094

>>3072
Are you impotent?

 No.3175

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>>1891
What did it say?

 No.3176

>>3175
>female protagonist
>bayonetta and a male nigger
okay (((steam)))

 No.3195

>>3175
Whats wrong with the right

 No.3207

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OMG, I SUPPORT STEAM! GO ON, STEAM, MAKE ALL THE CHUDS COOMERS MAD! HAHAH!

 No.3244

>>3072
>coomer
kys

 No.3247

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>>1210
So there's a fanmade Gabe Newell model for TF2 since somewhere in 2013, but no gameplay footage though. The bigger question would be: would it work for all three spin-off TF2 mods?

 No.3333

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=U CUNTEI KANTEI==

 No.3336

>>3247
For me it's the Gaben boomer model for L4D.

 No.3439

>>3333 (checked)
kino,pure unaltered kino

 No.3591

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FAGGOT SHIT

 No.3593

>>3591
And yet you have faggots in HERE defending Steam.

 No.3595

>>3591
>no user reviews
Oy vey shut it down!

 No.3598

>>3591
>>3593
>>3595
Works on my machine
It's at 9% Overwhelmingly Negative

 No.3615

Valve didn't do nothing. They made themselves the shovel salesman before the gold rush started. Valve is the middle man taking a large cut of the entire PC gaming market for minimal effort.

 No.3662

>>3591
Heroes of the Storm died for this crock of shit

 No.3675

>>3662
Was it any good?

 No.3676

>>3675
>post WOW blizzard game
>any good
You know the answer.

 No.5377

>>1210
>>You will blow $50 dollars on polygons plastered with heavy as shit PNG files all over
Maybe the real jack pleasure feature was not owning anything at all and somehow being in debt with them. Also how big of a clusterfuck was the Counter Strike 2 update? You could get VAC banned for using control configuration through the command codes.

 No.5585

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 No.5814

YOU KNOW WHAT?

LOOK:

https://www.thegamer.com/gaming-detail-banjo-kazooie-gives-you-a-game-over-if-you-dont-buy-the-game/

THEGAMER WILL ROT IN HELL
TEDDYBEAR-93 IS A FUCKING CUNT

 No.7101

>>5814
who?

 No.9796

>>3059
Also Valve donated to Kamala Harris, thank g*d for Dup dupping their freeloading asses, now their precious polygons won't recoup their loses because the community market shit itself and won't display properly the items for sale. That explains why Valve games attracts crayon eating redditors, hit the jackpot and you'll end up with weak men

 No.9807


 No.9817

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>>9807
>When you're not liberal enough

 No.9818

>>9817
>refunds are not a method for trying out games
That's what piracy is for. Also, for actually owning the games.

 No.9821

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>>9818
Valve's wagecucks tend to get really retarded:
>Made a chink version of Steam just to compete with Tencent
<Gets permabanned because of outsiders posting Tiananmen 1989
>Backs up Kumdump Harris' campaing
<Gets threatened by a short tempered kike at congress
No wonder why their forums are filled to the top with redditors, serves them right.

 No.9826

Speaking of steam, is there any way I could sell an account of mine, anons? It's nothing much, I didn't spend a lot. Can't believe I even made one in the first place, should have kept playing cracked games. What a waste of time and money. Not to mention the peak nigger cattle behavior I found out about an average gamer, no wonder why kikes run the entire world. It's literally non-sentient subhumans, who only care about their dopamine hit. I regret even attempting to find friends there. yes, I was this retarded

 No.9833

>>9826
I can totally relate trying to fit in with the cool kids only to realize they're just a bunch of weeping sorry faggots sticking out their tongues for whatever their liberal overlords regurgitate. About your account: I'm sure it's not worth risking your personal information, after all you admitted it's not that great and it's a saturated market out there, most likely hackers would use it just to spam child porn and ruin online matches.

 No.10611

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>>9826
I actually found some nice friends on Steam.
Life got in the way so I couldn't play with them anymore around the time I went to college.

Fun times playing multiplayer games, but they got more and more reddit over time.
Most of them but 1 likely suck off Bernie.

 No.10612

>>10611
You can see the nose on Gaben.

Ahh man anon you are taking me back. I was an early adopter of steam, was a little more ignorant of the shit it was pulling but it was basically a less populated more autistic version of oldschool xbox live back in the 2000s. I rememeber I had a friend group, we played half life 2 deathmatch and eventually left 4 dead. One of buddies, pretty sure he might be dead now since I haven't heard from him since 2007 or 2008.

 No.10627

>>10611
Mine are either:
>Moved on and left their Steam accounts to get stuck in time
>Dead IRL
<Hyperfixiated on VRChat
The only friend requests are from bots sending malware links, redditors have poisoned the well for everyone, they bitch and moan to Valve because the platform is not kosher enough and the worst part: Valve's moderators only listens to those fucking people. The place became a daycare center for overgrown faggots whether be consumers or developers, having standards is so past year.

 No.10631

>>10627
Redditors call you manchild chud incels but for all intents and purposes all of those terms apply to themselves the most. Even the married ones treat their wives as basically their 2nd moms and let's not get into how many of them unironically jack off to being cuckolded. And when they say chud they mostly only mean you're someone who's constantly seething - which actually describes them perfectly.

 No.10633

>>10631
However redditors are the main reason why online multiplayer games get turned into shit because they're too retarded to figure out the rules of anything, TF2 became the prime example of what happens when you take into consideration on whatever these windowlickers want. Same thing with the competition:
>Overwatch (already kosher at launch)
>Paladins (thin skinned developers who refuse to take criticism)
>Super Monday Night Combat, Battlefield Heroes, Loadout (reddit-tier humor that turned off any outsider)
>Fortnite (videogames are always political chud)
Also the insult "chud" is the end result of being so emasculated to the point of trying so hard at not upsetting e-minorites and only relying on playground insults.

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>>10631
>for all intents and purposes all of those terms apply to themselves the most
Such many cases, see the kikes, pedos and nuzach, they all do that.

 No.10640

>>10639
What's funny is I distinctly remember a certain narrative that began circulating around the late 90s-early 2000s. The gist of it is that bigots (which is whatever class of white people the establishment was feeling like attacking that day) were at their core simply obsessed with finding someone to blame for everything that's wrong with society and their lives. This later metastasized into the various playground insults you're referring to over the decades. But when you really think about it, especially if you look at today's reddit, you will realize that leftards and normoids are actually the ones doing it the most. They will bring up muh right winguhs and dup everywhere without the slightest provocation, even in discussions about the most inane videogame shit. Not saying that cuckservatives don't do this because they do, but to a much lesser extent. And when you happen to be able to doxx these redditors they always, always look exactly like the chud stereotype they themselves are trying to push.

And if we're strictly talking about videogames or entertainment mediums in general it's mind boggling that these same people are now much more extreme regarding censorship than even the most stereotypical cuckservative caricature they were mocking back during the OG Doom days. When you point this out they will simply say that they are doing this out of maturity, not religious fervor while they are the ones displaying severely cultlike behavior. Humanity has gotten so insane.

 No.10687

>>10611
>>9826
>have over 100 games on my acc
>less than 10 friends
<still keep Steam just incase cracked multi cannot trick Steam servers into accepting my client

CS:S is one example of a Steam game that never checks if you're playing as legit or cracked. But beyond that, I do want to keep my Steam account just for the abovementioned reason. However, I am open to new ideas on how to pirate Steam games and still connect to multiplayer with zero issues.

>multiplayer in 2025

I hate libshits and niggerfaggots but I just like talking to people. Maybe it's because I'm a normalfag at heart (idk) but I do crave for online interaction. I watched too much of old GMod videos I guess.

 No.10688

>>10687
I just like bullying normalfags in video games. In older steam games that aren't moderated, and ones where you can be cracked you can use any mannor of unfair tactics/cheat and if theres an open vc you can hear some failed normalfags rage at you.

I don't even talk in the voicechat but sometimes I play autistic sound effects or offensive voice clips.

>speaking to people makes you a normalnigger

Well maybe it means your a little closer than them since you are a little less closed off. The reason the old internet was nice was because like-minded non-normalniggers could actually come together and talk without having to being subjected to normalnigger standards of what is and isn't right. Like not enjoying normalfag stuff, not being fake, and not sucking jewish cock.

 No.10690

>>10687
>Maybe it's because I'm a normalfag at heart
I'm a old turbosped who doesn't play vidya anymore but the only thing I miss is vent servers with the old wow guild. the desire to shoot the shit with randoms and acquaintances is the second worst part of the human condition.

 No.10700

>>10640
>Humanity has gotten so insane
Consequences of being conditioned by propaganda for decades.
Add to that shit parents and poor working/living conditions and you get the average redditor.

 No.10701

>>10688
You sounds like someone who was bullied a lot as a child. Taking out your angst and inferiority complex on strangers eh?

 No.10707

>>10701
I guess you're one of his victims, lol

 No.10720

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>>1210
Homosexual Benjamin won big time:
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=7hEvB_Oow9I
What a way to immortalize the guy who designed Half Life 2's cities, by just lusting over Gordon Freeman's lapdog: Barney the dinosaur.
Seriously when I first saw these people on the community section I though they were little girls with unsupervised internet access but turns out they're all old hags whose interaction with a male is through a fucking screen.

 No.10721

>>10720
The average 10% of crystal.cafe users that are actually women

 No.10730

>>10721
What a funny coincidence that femcels push for marxism while promoting sodomizing paraphilias and get upset if you point that out. What did Valve do to gain such cancerous fans? Is it because of their reddit-friendly humor in their games?

 No.10732

>>10730
TF2 going F2P

 No.10737

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>>10732
Surprisingly that was before TF2 going F2P, hell TF2chan is pretty much older than the update itself. I blame Portal's retarded meme of "Cake is a lie", which caused a tsunami of numales spam such retarded catchphrase around videogame forums attracting faggots and overwhelming Steam's forums with cancer.

 No.10742

>>10737
Yeah the cake is a lie is the first reddit meme. Its ironic because GLADOS and any intelligence in portal's Aperture enrichment center is established as autistic, racist towards even each other. They would have zero tolerance for some annoying faggot redditor. Its likely they would all be trolley'd to the pit of fire at the end of the last test chamber, posting the same stupid fucking meme alongside le oldfag Narwhal Bacons nigger shit.

 No.10756

>>10742
It's worth mentioning the guy behind the meme:
>Centipedes in my vagina
Would write for the game's main story and be considered one of those "edgelords who grew up" ignoring the fact that both Portal games are family friendly, whose audience consists of dykes. How the hell redditors consider that maturity?

 No.10758

>>10742
It was a heavily forced meme repeated by people that never played the game and who wouldn't have been able to beat it even if they tried. Back then Valve was trying to expand into the educational sector and eventually released a version of Portal 2 and the Steam client for that market so they needed it to appear as if Portal was popular with the entire youth demographic and not just with young males. Microsoft saw that strategy and tried doing the same thing with Minecraft after their own attempts with Project Spark had failed.

The real issue that hampers their growth is the majority of new customers are tech illiterate and incapable of learning. Most of the gaming devices and services they create go unused or are returned as their customers aren't able to properly use them. The saying 'free isn't cheap enough' applies here, they could give away steam decks and VR headsets but most of them would be collecting dust.

 No.10797

>>10758
So you think you're a whiz kid because you've got a Steam Deck or VR headset?

 No.10800

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>>10797
I think you're missing the point. They needed to introduce younger generations to their services and products. A simple way to do that is to create a demand for their use in schools which they attempted with Portal. Their steambox initiative was to lower the difficulty of getting into PC gaming while the steamlink was to turn PC gaming into something that felt like console gaming.

Their current attempts at creating hardware or products to increase or retain users isn't working and won't work when most of their potential new users have spent their lives playing mobile games on touchscreens. Having a monopoly on PC gaming won't mean much as it slowly shrinks into a niche market segment.

 No.10801

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>>10800
>Piratesoftware Blizzard shill faggot
>Completely ignoring that the majority of kids uses PC more than console
>Completely ignoring that PC sales are growing and that smartphone sales are declining
Nah

 No.10804

>>10800
He looks like an angloid subhuman or just jewish. Both cases explain everything about him.

 No.10815

>>10800
>leopiratesoftware



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