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 No.12126

IPs that are dead in 2025

 No.12127

>(((intellectual properties)))
Imagine buying into this nonsense in the first place.

 No.12135

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 No.12136

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the last new ace attorney game to be released came out almost 8 years ago
(all games in the series on the switch and PC are just ports)
it was also meant to be part of a trilogy but they only ended up making two games so it ends up falling flat at the end

 No.12137

>>12136
I love Maya.
>>12127
this tbh

 No.12139

>>12136
Ace Attorney filters most gamers, the average IQ has gone down since the time the series began.

 No.12140

>>12126
You mean dead like they don't make them anymore or dead as in a new entry get made every once in a while but are soulless cashgrabs that the devs had no concept of what made the games in the first place?

 No.12142

>>12140
Could be for any reason, really. Wolfenstein is dead because everyone hates jews now.

 No.12145

>>12126
The only Wolfenstein games that I've ever had any interest in are the DOS ones.

 No.12146

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>>12126
>Kikenstein
>Bugthesda

 No.12153

>>12146
wolfenstein is pretty Louiscore.

 No.12154

Everything about Nu-Wolfenstein is hilarious, really. No one in their right mind would buy that the modern rendition of BJ Blazkowicz is a Jew when he looks more Aryan ubermensch than 99% of the Nazis in the games. But at the same time that was obviously intentional. Tom Hall coming out and saying that he'd always envisioned BJ as a Jew ever since the original game was pretty ridiculous: he never told anyone for 30 years only to conveniently say so around the same time the new games are released and Carmack himself said he had never heard of BJ being a Jew.

 No.12156

>>12154
>he never told anyone for 30 years only to conveniently say so around the same time the new games are released
I remember hearing someone describe jews as "White when it's convenient" and it sure does seem to come up a lot after becoming a dreaded noticer.

 No.12157

>>12154
Cuckeogooms were always liberal and anti-white. Incels just think it's ok when white cuck nerds like Carmack do it.

 No.12162

>>12154
Can't get over the fact he goes under the alias: "BJ", I get developers won't grow out of their fraternity era so of course they'd sneak in their juvenile humor, but then revealing he's a jew at the last moment just to gain good goy points is not a good sight and everyone can easily mock his name by saying:
>Blow Job guy for Smash
>Inside Blow Job Blazkowicz
>Blowing Jews Blazkowicz
>Blitzkrieg Juden at Gaza

>>12157
You got that right, GOY ASS, your bigoted games will never catch up with the brainwashed youth and g*d forbid if you shit on masterpieces such as Mafia 3 or you'll be labelled as a DRUMPF supporter.

 No.12165

>>12162
I really like ID games but Gen X'rs are often the most immature people you will ever meet. They are also often the most annoying libtards/lolberts of all time.

 No.12184

>>12165
Gen X, millennials, zoomers and alphafags are not that different from each other: most of them are terminally online now.

 No.12187

>>12184
I agree at this point they are melting into each other.

 No.12192

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>>12126
This series will never come back

 No.12193

>>12187
>>12184
gen z actually stands out, they tend to be the most racist of the 4

 No.12197

>>12193
Nope. They only appear to be the most vocal about it because if there is one thing where zoomers absolutely have the edge over the others, it's in how many of them are terminally online.

 No.12206

>>12192
It was good but I prefer mystery dungeon and conquest.

 No.12207

>>12193
Gen Z is the most racist but most are buy and large followers of e-celeb cults, they aren't tried and true thinkers. If there was a mass crackdown online and irl many would look the other way. The amount of truly based zoomers is about the same as any other generation.

 No.12219

>>12207
Someone called them armchair racists and I couldn't help chuckling because that term does have a bit of truth in it. I wonder if their supposedly being the most racist comes from actual exposure to and understanding of the negative influence niggers/kikes/spics/bugs etc have on society, or just because of the edgy memes they consumed since their unsupervised childhoods.

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>>12219
It has to Cringe Culture's replica, I mean the higher-ups rub their hedonistic bullshit onto everyone of course they will snap. Other thing it's worth mentioning are the grown ass faggots concerned about children following wrong-thinking traditions and demand strict censorship because their parents are too retarded to shove liberal doctrines into their throats. same people who cry "da puritans" when the pendulum swings at them

 No.12657

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>>12126
Do franchises that have been turned into carcasses count? I would differ that the recent MW2022 did portray Cartels as delusional mutts accurately, in fact there are some mexican mafias ruled by dykes because they all suffer from princess complex while their male relatives have to comply and be used as cannon fodder.
Other fun fact about cartels is that they don't give a shit to the point of becoming a nuclear superpower (they got tanks, they got the latest assault rifles that could btfo the local policemen, what's stopping them?) they'll never suffer repercussions from their actions while the mexcrement government will always be there only to clean their mess and clean their name.

 No.12660

>>12657
>Completely remove dismemberement from the engine, which was featured in the 2019 game just to appeal to China.
Absolute trashfire

 No.12661

>>12657
>>12660
Oh yeah, I forgot
>There is dismemberement
>On the fucking multiplayer
>Behind Pay2Win Battlepass weapons with silly quirky effects
There is no description possible for the amount of corporate kikery involved in this trash heap of a series.

 No.12667

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Forget Wolfenstein 3, I want the rest of Wolfenstein 2. I enjoyed it but it feels like a "Master Levels" for The New Order rather than a full campaign

 No.12672

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>>12126
if you don't count the meme battle royal game from 2023 f-zero hasn't had a game since 2004

 No.12674

>>12672
They'll reboot it eventually like they did with Kid Icarus, but it's probably a ways off since they're already gonna have two first-party racing games on Switch 2 with Mario Kart World, and Kirby Air Riders.

 No.12675

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>>12674
>>12672
the real reason they quit making them is they ragequit after getting graphics mogged by wipeout and PSP
these two games released ~6 months apart

 No.12677

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>>12126
Basically every IP by Valve that isn't Half Life, mods and VR don't count. Why bother making single player games if r/etards refuse to engage? Faggy cosmetics is the only way to sustain a game nowadays even if it's an unplayable clusterfuck of a mess.

>>12672
Imagine if F-Zero's character roster get added into Mario Kart as DLC, but then that would take a lot of effort. Instead they'll add more skins behind paywalls just like with the shitty World Tour gacha game, it worked despite the backlash.

 No.12678

>>12667
>I enjoyed it
We know you did Louis

 No.12680

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Fast Fusion looks pretty nice, and it's only $15.

 No.12684

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>>12678
<I enjoy it as long it triggers you, manbabies

 No.12685

>>12684
I think that actually is BJ Blazkowicz

 No.12686

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>>12667
Any so-called Wolfenstein game made after Spear of Destiny is just gay fanfiction.

 No.12687

>>12686
Return to Castle and 2009 were top tier

 No.12689

>>12686
Those games aged like milk. Early FPS games are boring and easy by modern standards

 No.12691

>>12689
Amen. Worshipping 1990s games because of your often incompetent political opinion is dumb. Devs in the 1990s were very liberal, albiet in a primitive sense. The fact is that all of the old games are technologically obsolete and unplayable. Even into the 2000s, shit like Morrowind is mind bogglingly shit to play. 2008 is about the cut off for shit that is still playable.
>in b4 seething
good, seethe, faggot, and brag about how much of an old loser you are.

 No.12692

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 No.12693

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>>12691
>I'm retarded
Cool

 No.12694

>>12692
>>12693
t. stupid Dupzi fucks who are mentally cucked by essjayydubauuuewwwwws

Go watch your tranny porn with a Ramon dildo up your ass, faggots!

 No.12695

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 No.12696

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>>12687
I have heard 2009 was really fun.
>>12689
Not at all. The two biggest flaws are the repetitious map design owing to how limited the engine is and the noticeable lack of a map feature. ECWolf fixes the latter problem, but it's hard to go back to the original release once you've gotten used to that improvement.

There might be a limited selection of weapons, but I find them all satisfying to use. Doom might have more complexity and nuance to the combat, but the squishiness of Wolfenstein's enemies makes them more fun to blow away for me. And the fact that even a wimpy guard shooting you from behind can be an existential threat really amps up the tension.

I know the Wolfendoom releases exist, but I wish there was a game that captured the strengths of both Wolfenstein and Doom while still keeping things simple and more closely rooted in Wolfenstein aesthetically.
>>12691
You're a faggot.

 No.12697

>>12696
It's hard to go back to Wolfenstein 3D after getting into Doom and Quake. It's a little too simplistic, and I don't particularly like the way it vilifies Nazi Germany, that theme got played out a long time ago, for me.

 No.12698

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>>12697
>It's a little too simplistic
That's one of the things I like about it. It feels a bit like an arcade game, like Berzerk or something. You're even limited to a certain amount of lives, which you can just ignore by loading back saves games. I actually like that kind of system.

Doom was obviously heavy on the action, but there's also more variety in terms of secrets and exploration. Wolfenstein mainly just has hidden passages due to engine limitations. The more powerful Doom engine allows for much more ambitious maps to explore too. Wolfenstein has nothing like Odyssey of Noises from The Plutonia Experiment or Central Processing from TNT: Evilution. And while it might sound odd to say, but completing Doom maps can feel a bit like solving a puzzle at times in regard to coming up with the best order to go through parts of the map or deal with enemies.

Doom definitely is more fleshed out, but I think I prefer the more straightforward nature of Wolfenstein. Doom's maps offer more of a feeling of adventure and can be downright haunting in their memorability and atmosphere, but at the same time I'm not much into the exploration aspect of the gameplay. I'd rather just go through rooms and blow enemies away (or die in the process). One thing about Wolfenstein's limitations that I think is actually positive is that trying to progress through the level feels less abstruse. There are keys and exits to look for, but there are no switches or triggers put in odd locations. On some maps Doom is just a pain to deal with if you're like me and just want to get on with the shooting.

Another thing to mention is that I like Wolfenstein's enemy-stunning behavior better than Doom's. It might make enemies easier to deal with, but it's really satisfying the way they react more to attacks from the player.
>and I don't particularly like the way it vilifies Nazi Germany, that theme got played out a long time ago, for me.
I think the over-the-top silliness makes it go down a lot easier.

 No.12699

>>12698
I prefer the bonus level in MOON where I kill BJ cuckowitz

 No.12701

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Wolfenstein/Doom/Duke etc. have the gameplay depth of a modern phone game
Serious Sam and Painkiller were never good
Doom Eternal is the current peak of FPS gaming

The passage of time is brutal, I know

 No.12703

>>12696
2009 starts off mediocre and evolves into pure gold.
Though that's part of the progression system.

>>12701
Doom Eternal will always be shit

 No.12704

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>Wolfenstein/Doom/Duke etc. have the gameplay depth of a modern phone game
Definitely not, of course you have no respect for the classics, or what a fun geimu is. Games are fun when you can pick up and play and when they actually have a modicum of difficulty.
>Serious Sam and Painkiller were never good
I seriously doubt that faggot, Serious Sam is fun as shit, I love that they decided to give the middle finger to the 2000s "evolution" of FPS that Half-Life 2 was the only one able to pioneer and subsequently keep around.
>Simon Says is the best FPS
I'd rather play shield-throwing simulator 2025 any day of the week.

 No.12705

>>12696
kys faggot

 No.12706

>>12704
>I love that they decided to give the middle finger to the 2000s "evolution" of FPS that Half-Life 2 was the only one able to pioneer and subsequently keep around.
You must not have played BFE. It's full of junk from modern FPSs including intrusive DRM. They certainly decided to give the middle finger to someone, it's anyone who was a fan of oldschool FPSs.

 No.12707

>>12706
Yeah I did't play BFE, I know it was kinda bad.

 No.12708

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>>12706
He's talking about 1 and 2 retard

>>12707
BFE was supposed to be a Doom game, turned COD clone, turned Serious Sam.
It's a slog throughout of random enemy spawns and jumping into secrets in big empty maps.
It only gets good at the end

The Jewel of the Nile DLC is actually good.

 No.12710

>>12701
Improve your trolling.
>>12705
eat shit niglet

 No.12718

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>>12703
>>12704
>>12710
Have you considered the game isn't flawed, it just wasn't designed for your sensibilities? There's no shame if you bounced off it. They make lots of games now that are slower and have less buttons to press / things to focus on.

Have you tried Stardew Valley?

 No.12719

>>12718
>the game isn't flawed
This is why everyone hates Eternal trannies.
Even the best games have flaws.

 No.12722

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>>12719
>This is why everyone hates Eternal trannies.
Doing some projecting there sis?

 No.12724

>>12722
Of course the faggot tranny making that post is a horse fucker.

 No.12732

>>12718
If I wanna play an arena shooter woth good maps I'll play quake 3, hell quake 3 didn't force me to switch guns, I got good enough to spam the plasma gun at the high-tier bots and even players.

 No.12733

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>>12718
>Have you considered the game isn't flawed, it just wasn't designed for your sensibilities?
Being designed for the sensibilities of tasteless, low-IQ brown "people" is a flaw in itself.

 No.12742

>>12732
>>12733
>hell quake 3 didn't force me to switch guns
"I can't mash through it with SSG so it's bad" let me guess, you hate Halo too right?

 No.12749

>>12742
Not that anon, but Halo is cancerous trash. What's the point you're trying to make?

 No.12751

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>>12722
I thought this faggotry was exclusive to the Nintendo rom hacking forums, hell even fucking SMWcentral one of the moderators made a virtual signalling post about "racism bad" with his BDSM ponies plastered all over his text.
>Horsefucker
>To a total flaggot
Totally not jumping from bandwagon to bandwagon just to catch up with the youth.

 No.12753

>>12742
>Halo
Yeah, this is bait

 No.12754

>>12708
The Russian DLC is also a ton of fun.

 No.12758

>>12754
You're thinking of Serious Sam 4, and that one is better than the main game.
I still don't understand what the fuck they were thinking with that.

 No.12762

>>12758
>DLC was better than the main game
How many times that happened? Watch Dogs 2 also suffered the same outcome whose DLC let's you play as the only interesting hobo character from the previous entry.

 No.12763

>>12762
>How many times?
Several, a smaller, more focused team with a tighter budget usually produces better results.
>Watch Dogs 2
I ain't touching that shit



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