No.12586
i bet you are playing as donkey kong jr in donkey kino bananza
No.12587
>>12586you've always played as dk jr.
original dk has only been playable a couple times, ever
No.12588
>>12586>>12587Is this the theory that Cranky Kong is the original Donkey Kong? That wouldn't make sense here, because Cranky Kong is in Bananza, and Pauline is a kid. When DK made his stand in the arcade game, Pauline was a grown-up.
No.12589
>>12588Its probably just a reboot to the DK canon
No.12590
>>12588this is pauline and mario's daughter
No.12603
imagine if mario showed up as the final boss in a level stylized after the original arcade game
they'll never do it but it would be cool
No.12607
>>12605Donkey Kong and his son are still the bad guys in that game, you are just playing as the bad guy.
No.12611
>>12610>white woman sides with the violent niggerape to defeat the ebil huwite patriarchyI'm sure the (((modern audience))) will love it. (((They))) still won't buy it though. Nintodlers on the other hand will slurp up the shit regardless.
No.12628
>>12611Didn't everyone get hyped if they'll ever bring back the KKKremlins from DKC?
No.12631
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>>12628I don't think the Kremlings will be in it with the Void Kong arc.
No.12634
>>12633I wonder who decided that Pauline should wear pants instead of a dress.
No.12635
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>>12634You can unlock different outfits for she and Donkey Kong.
No.12636
>>12633>Miyamoto hates when things are added to the mario universe without his approval.I don't blame him.
No.12637
>>12635>NEW DK GAMEWOOOOOO!
>3D PLATFORMERWOOOOOOOO!!
>DESTRUCTIBLE ENVIRONMENTSWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>upgrade treeHuh??
>ugly transformationsHuuuh?????
>DLC costumesHuuuuuuuh?????????
>random extra "art" mode……But why????
This game suddenly changed from something I was passively looking forward to to something I just probably won't bother with
There's really no reason for me to get a switch 2… especially after I didn't bother getting the switch 1 yet.
No.12638
>>12637You didn't have to pay for the additional costumes in Super Mario Odyssey. Given how this is basically Odyssey's prequel, I don't think you'll need to pay for the costumes.
No.12641
>>12633Miyamoto stopped giving a shit about Mario ever since the N64 era though, he's just there collecting his paycheck.
No.12645
>>12641and that's part of the reason why people hate him and his mario mandate so much, dude tries/tried to control things from practically beyond the grave
No.12648
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No.12848
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Donkey Kong Ad or typical day in Brasil?
No.12855
>>12847As in the GOP of videogames? Yes.
No.12858
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NINPEDOS BTFO
No.12859
The idea that there is any conversation over a retcon for Donkey Kong fills me with certainty that humanity deserves to die.
No.12860
>>12859I'll fill you with a banana, bitch.
No.12863
>>12862Super Mario Odyssey was about cuckoldry, Bowser was the bull, Peach was the hotwife.
No.12864
>>12862>PicI call bullshit if they ever do that, Mario Kart was just the testing grounds to see if they could shove in infantilization for no reason other than to cater their audience of grown ass toddlers and get away with it.
>>12863And Mario got fucking friendzone'd, look any Nintendo page describing his relationship with Peach or Pauline.
No.12881
>>12631You called?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZkxamGYmaghttps://youtu.be/YM9B8Lg-ruY?t=2553>Final Boss and Post-credits bossThe new DK soy design? Guess it was worth it in the end.
TIME TO GIVE NINTENDO ALL MY MONEY AND FORGIVE THEM FOR EVERYTHING!!!! No.12882
>>12881I don't think that is an official pic of Pauline kek.
No.12888
The game failed. Has zero soul. Lord Frogmire was right.
No.12894
>>12888>The game has failedIn what way? The only game outselling it at the moment is Mario Kart World, and that's just because they count the console bundle in the game's sales.
No.12905
>>12894Nintoddlers deserve to be slow-fried
No.12969
>>12894Failed as in its a shit game for gay babies. Of course it was going to sell to soycuck redditors, women and troons. That's been kiketendo's winning strategy for years.