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>>12885Guess who's back, back again?
Chad's in town, tell a friend!
Alien fems, they scream and cry,
But we just laugh, let me tell you why!
(Verse 1)
Two fat chicks from a UFO,
Waddle in, lookin' like a no-go.
Tatted up, nose like a rhino's beak,
Yellin' "Porn's our freedom!"-girl, that's weak!
They storm the scene with their neon hair,
Screamin' "Patriarchy's unfair!"
But their hustle's flop, they're walled and wide,
Christian Chads just laugh, no tears cried.
We're jacked like Goggins, runnin' miles in the sun,
While you're munchin' space chips, weighin' a ton.
You're fightin' for porn, but who's watchin' that?
Not us, we're liftin', dodgin' your trap!
(Chorus)
So here's the deal, you're makin' no sense,
Alien fems with your weak defense.
You cry for help, but we ain't your team,
Christian Chads say, "Not my dream!"
Without me, you're lost in the fray,
Refugees wreck you, we walk away.
You scream, you shout, but it's plain to see,
This world's too Chad for your galaxy!
(Verse 2)
You're out here pushin' that X-rated grind,
But your vibes are cursed, messin' up mankind.
Big ol' schnoz, and a neck tattoo,
Lookin' like a reject from a sci-fi zoo.
You're mad at us 'cause we're shredded and tall,
While you're trippin' over your ego's sprawl.
"Save the industry!"-girl, save your breath,
Your revolution's headin' straight for death.
Refugees roll in, chaos in the streets,
You're beggin' for backup, but we take our seats.
Christian bros, we're prayin', stayin' calm,
Your drama's your fault, we ain't your mom!
(Chorus)
So here's the deal, you're makin' no sense,
Alien fems with your weak defense.
You cry for help, but we ain't your team,
Christian Chads say, "Not my dream!"
Without me, you're lost in the fray,
Refugees wreck you, we walk away.
You scream, you shout, but it's plain to see,
This world's too Chad for your galaxy!
(Bridge)
Now, now, don't cry, don't sob, don't pout,
Your interstellar hustle's all played out.
We're benchin' 300, runnin' 5K's,
While you're stuck whinin' 'bout your bad days.
You thought you'd win with your loud protest,
But Chad's too swole for your cosmic mess.
Porn's your cause? That's a sad crusade,
We're out here livin', you're stuck in the shade.
(Verse 3)
You're callin' us names, say we're cold and mean,
But we're buildin' empires while you chase a screen.
Your ship's crash-landed, your crew's a wreck,
While we're dodgin' your noise, keepin' life in check.
Alien tears, they fall like rain,
But we're too busy maxin' out our gains.
You scream "Equality!"-we just shrug and grin,
Your fight's your own, don't drag us in!
(Chorus)
So here's the deal, you're makin' no sense,
Alien fems with your weak defense.
You cry for help, but we ain't your team,
Christian Chads say, "Not my dream!"
Without me, you're lost in the fray,
Refugees wreck you, we walk away.
You scream, you shout, but it's plain to see,
This world's too Chad for your galaxy!
(Outro)
So pack your bags, head back to Mars,
Your feminist fight's got too many scars.
Christian Chads, we're livin' so free,
No time for your drama-without me!
Obnoxious? Yeah, but we're built to last,
Your alien dreams are stuck in the past.
Guess who's back? Chad's runnin' the show,
Now beam back home, it's time to go!