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 No.13850

SMG MOVIE OFFICIAL TRAILER IS OUT

SPOILER WARNING

 No.13851

>>13850
I'm worried that the Koopalings won't be in it now because it was probably too hard to fit them all in, so they just went with Bowser Jr. But who knows. Yoshi wasn't shown in the trailer, either, but he should be in it, based on the post-credits scene in the first film.

 No.13852

>>13850
Nintendo stock holders are eating good

 No.13853

>>13852
If you didn't buy the Wii U dip, you got fucked.

 No.13854


 No.13855

Imagine being a nintoddler in 2025

 No.13856

>>13855
No sadder fate. Except being a soynypony or xbot.

 No.13857

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>>13856
>it's sad to eat good

 No.13858

>>13857
I'm happy for you being able to enjoy eating shit.

 No.13861

>>13854
>https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2025/11/nintendo-states-its-intention-to-acquire-more-development-teams
<It'll be interesting to see how things develop in the coming months and years
Announcing an intention to acquire "teams" to create games that haven't even been conceived yet and will require upwards of half a decade of development time is too gay for words. In the meantime, enjoy your two games next year, Duskbloods PvE and Pokemon Wind and Waves. Golden age!!

 No.13862

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>>13858
>>13861
Nintendo is winning.

 No.13865

>>13862
>Nintendo is winning
Yet they can only barely match an average Wii U year in number of games? Sounds like this winning is not benefiting the consumer (though you seem more than satisfied) - but wait, the 3DS existed alongside the Wii U in those days, so when you add its games to the pile, 2026's lineup isn't even half of the way there.

Let's run the numbers, not counting e-shop games (because there are a fuckton of those), only physical releases, games published by Nintendo:
>2013
8 Wii U games, 8 3DS games // Total = 16 games
>2014
6 Wii U games, 4 3DS games // Total = 10 games
>2015
11 Wii U games, 8 3DS games // Total = 19 games
>2016
5 Wii U games, 7 3DS games // Total = 12 games // (average Wii U games/year = 7.5)
<Switch 2, 2026
7 currently announced or leaked (8 if you count Duskbloods, which isn't being published by Nintendo)
?????

And just for fun:
>2005
9 GBA games, 11 Gamecube games, 12 DS games // Total = 32 games
>2006
17 DS games, 2 GBA games, 3 Gamecube games, 3 Wii games // Total = 25 games
>2007
12 DS games, 13 Wii games // Total = 25 games

And this isn't even counting the massive amounts of GBA and DS third-party yearly releases that were exclusive to those handhelds, same goes for Gamecube and Wii. I'm only counting games published by Nintendo here, yet I allowed the Switch 2 to cheat with Duskbloods. Keep running cover for mediocrity!

 No.13866

>>13865
Your numbers are meaningless. Why do you feel Nintendo is responsible for making all the games for their systems? That's not how it works, they leave room for third parties to sell their games.

 No.13867

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>>13865
>Sounds like this winning is not benefiting the consumer
shareholders win big while nutendo toddlers are none the wiser

 No.13868

>>13867
>no new franchises
Donkey Kong Bananza

 No.13869

>>13868
only counts as a franchise if there's more than one entry

 No.13870

>>13869
Well, you're not following your own rule, because several of the games on your list are one-and-dones.

 No.13871

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>>13867
ARMS was a Switch original franchise.

 No.13872

>>13871
That was developed during Iwata's presidency. Another to add to his column.

 No.13873

>>13870
every game on the list has either a sequel or very close spiritual successor or similar
>>13871
only one game, if it does get a sequel it becomes a franchise, but there isn't one yet

 No.13874

>>13873
>every game on the list has either a sequel or very close spiritual successor or similar
You're moving the goalpost and it's not accurate.

Even if it were true, the real flaw with your infographic is you're not giving them credit for creating new properties at all, because they have yet to make sequels for them.

 No.13875

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>>13874
If there's a game that you take issue with being on the list, you can point it out.
Also I specify "very close spiritual successors" because stuff like pic related is pretty much just the same thing as NES Remix, Ketzal's Corridors is almost the same game as Thruspace but with a different name, etc. There is some ambiguity but it tends to be pretty clear.
The thing about franchises, rather than new single entries, is that they represent long term potential. Stuff like Captain Rainbow or the wheelchair basketball game on Switch 2 don't meaningfully grow its catalog of offerings for the future.

 No.13876

>>13875
>The thing about franchises, rather than new single entries, is that they represent long term potential. Stuff like Captain Rainbow or the wheelchair basketball game on Switch 2 don't meaningfully grow its catalog of offerings for the future.
What about the games I mentioned? ARMS and Donkey Kong Bananza? Both successful, ARMS may be getting a sequel this generation, with Bananza, the sequel may be on Switch 2 or its successor, it's too soon to know.

 No.13877

>>13876
Right now they don't have sequels though, just like Clu-Clu Land, Devil World, For the Frog the Bell Tolls, which are also not on the chart, even though they might get sequels too.

 No.13883

>Brie Larson
>More western crap forced on Mário

 No.13889

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>>13850
The prime time for a proper Mario movie was back in the '80s or early '90s. Instead we just got the flick with Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamazamo.

 No.13893

>>13889
The Illumination one was pretty good, I didn't have any problems with it, other than the swapping of Peach with Luigi as Bowser's captive for the first film.

 No.13895

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>>13871
Fun Nintendo fact: That game exists

>>13883
And that sorry ass dyke is having her redemption arc, apparently breaking up with her boyfriend so she could beat the first level in Mario Galaxy is so stunning and brave.

 No.13897

>>13895
It wouldn't be a proper Hollywood film without casting a roastie to voice a hot young woman.

 No.13907

>>13893
peach is a proud womyn

 No.13954

>mario 2 script leak:
>bowser comes back for [generic scheme] to steal [magic macguffin]
>mario and luigi aren't capable of preventing [magic macguffin] from being stolen in a wacky and comical fashion
>peach exhausted by mario and luigi's incompetence deigns to waste her time teaching mario and luigi how to be heroes
>though their bumbling antics mario and luigi just barely manage to pass peach's training that she's able to do flawlessly
>mario and luigi manage to stop bowser with not a small amount of help from peach
>they celebrate stopping bowser from completing [generic scheme]
>peach introduces mario and luigi to her new boyfriend tyronio voiced by [currently shilled black actor]
>[sequel hook]

 No.13960

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>peach introduces mario and luigi to her new boyfriend tyronio voiced by [currently shilled black actor]

 No.13961

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>>13960
You were probably unaware and just using a Italianized name for Tyrone.
But Tyronio kind of sounds like Toro, which means Bull in Italian.

 No.13965

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>>13954
>>13960
>>13961
DON'T MIND IF I DO

 No.13968

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>>13965
WHAT'S MY NAME?

 No.13969

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>>13897
>voice a hot young woman.
Rosalina is basically Allah, but yeah dykes love hiding themselves with aryan looking characters just to hide away from their insecurities.

>>13954
<Oh yeah Wario and Waluigi get scrapped because of butthurt Jewniversal Studios' suits who just happen to share a lot of common with them

 No.13980

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>>13968
CUCKACCINO

 No.13981

>>13969
There's enough lore by now to WarioWare that they could make a movie about it, though it would probably make a better anime.

 No.13983

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>>13980
IT'S A WHOLE NEW GAME

 No.13995

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>>13983
CUCKACCINO!

 No.13996

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>>13995
You want to get cucked? This is where it begins,
Say hello to my chocolate friend!

 No.14000

>>13996
>little bitch boy nigger that got slapped by a cuck crying about his manish cheating whore wife being made fun of and did nothing about it

 No.14001

>>14000
It was staged.

 No.14002

>>13996
>cuck smith talking to the cuck king about the virtues of being a cuck
>>14001
Its not a staged event, the cuck life chose him.

 No.14003

>>14001
>nigger on nigger violence is staged
Okay, rabbi.

 No.14004

>>14003
It was staged because they were trying to make niggers look hard.

 No.14005

>>14004
>they were trying to make niggers look hard.
>one was weeping because his openly cheating wife got a mild joke told about her
>the other was a little bitch that did nothing about getting slapped

 No.14006

>baddass niggers that always hunt white people in packs cause whitey is to strong for their nog asses

 No.14020

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>>14005
<And there's another has been spade who almost btfo by someone from his hood and never pressed charges afterwards
>After all he understands his well intended actions

 No.14031

hollywood is so gay everything looks and feels the same

 No.14035

>>14020
The incessant monkey noises make it hard to watch more then a few seconds.

 No.14077

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>>13850
SPOILER ALERT
>Mario fucking dies
<Peach and Rosalina come out as gay transniggers having an orgy
<Wario and Waluigi get scrapped at the last moment because of Jewniversal Studios execs got really butthurt
This is all true, my uncle works at Illumination.



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