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No.13851
>>13850I'm worried that the Koopalings won't be in it now because it was probably too hard to fit them all in, so they just went with Bowser Jr. But who knows. Yoshi wasn't shown in the trailer, either, but he should be in it, based on the post-credits scene in the first film.
No.13852
>>13850Nintendo stock holders are eating good
No.13853
>>13852If you didn't buy the Wii U dip, you got fucked.
No.13855
Imagine being a nintoddler in 2025
No.13856
>>13855No sadder fate. Except being a soynypony or xbot.
No.13858
>>13857I'm happy for you being able to enjoy eating shit.
No.13865
>>13862>Nintendo is winningYet they can only barely match an average Wii U year in number of games? Sounds like this winning is not benefiting the consumer (though you seem more than satisfied) - but wait, the 3DS existed alongside the Wii U in those days, so when you add its games to the pile, 2026's lineup isn't even half of the way there.
Let's run the numbers, not counting e-shop games (because there are a fuckton of those), only physical releases, games published by Nintendo:
>20138 Wii U games, 8 3DS games // Total = 16 games
>20146 Wii U games, 4 3DS games // Total = 10 games
>201511 Wii U games, 8 3DS games // Total = 19 games
>20165 Wii U games, 7 3DS games // Total = 12 games // (average Wii U games/year = 7.5)
<Switch 2, 20267 currently announced or leaked (8 if you count Duskbloods, which isn't being published by Nintendo)
?????
And just for fun:
>20059 GBA games, 11 Gamecube games, 12 DS games // Total = 32 games
>200617 DS games, 2 GBA games, 3 Gamecube games, 3 Wii games // Total = 25 games
>200712 DS games, 13 Wii games // Total = 25 games
And this isn't even counting the massive amounts of GBA and DS third-party yearly releases that were exclusive to those handhelds, same goes for Gamecube and Wii. I'm only counting games published by Nintendo here, yet I allowed the Switch 2 to cheat with Duskbloods. Keep running cover for mediocrity!
No.13866
>>13865Your numbers are meaningless. Why do you feel Nintendo is responsible for making all the games for their systems? That's not how it works, they leave room for third parties to sell their games.
No.13868
>>13867>no new franchisesDonkey Kong Bananza
No.13869
>>13868only counts as a franchise if there's more than one entry
No.13870
>>13869Well, you're not following your own rule, because several of the games on your list are one-and-dones.
No.13872
>>13871That was developed during Iwata's presidency. Another to add to his column.
No.13873
>>13870every game on the list has either a sequel or very close spiritual successor or similar
>>13871only one game, if it does get a sequel it becomes a franchise, but there isn't one yet
No.13874
>>13873>every game on the list has either a sequel or very close spiritual successor or similarYou're moving the goalpost and it's not accurate.
Even if it were true, the real flaw with your infographic is you're not giving them credit for creating new properties at all, because they have yet to make sequels for them.
No.13875
>>13874If there's a game that you take issue with being on the list, you can point it out.
Also I specify "very close spiritual successors" because stuff like pic related is pretty much just the same thing as NES Remix, Ketzal's Corridors is almost the same game as Thruspace but with a different name, etc. There is some ambiguity but it tends to be pretty clear.
The thing about franchises, rather than new single entries, is that they represent long term potential. Stuff like Captain Rainbow or the wheelchair basketball game on Switch 2 don't meaningfully grow its catalog of offerings for the future.
No.13876
>>13875>The thing about franchises, rather than new single entries, is that they represent long term potential. Stuff like Captain Rainbow or the wheelchair basketball game on Switch 2 don't meaningfully grow its catalog of offerings for the future.What about the games I mentioned? ARMS and Donkey Kong Bananza? Both successful, ARMS may be getting a sequel this generation, with Bananza, the sequel may be on Switch 2 or its successor, it's too soon to know.
No.13877
>>13876Right now they don't have sequels though, just like Clu-Clu Land, Devil World, For the Frog the Bell Tolls, which are also not on the chart, even though they might get sequels too.
No.13883
>Brie Larson
>More western crap forced on Mário
No.13893
>>13889The Illumination one was pretty good, I didn't have any problems with it, other than the swapping of Peach with Luigi as Bowser's captive for the first film.
No.13895
>>13871Fun Nintendo fact: That game exists
>>13883And that sorry ass dyke is having her redemption arc, apparently breaking up with her boyfriend so she could beat the first level in Mario Galaxy is so stunning and brave.
No.13897
>>13895It wouldn't be a proper Hollywood film without casting a roastie to voice a hot young woman.
No.13907
>>13893peach is a proud womyn
No.13954
>mario 2 script leak:
>bowser comes back for [generic scheme] to steal [magic macguffin]
>mario and luigi aren't capable of preventing [magic macguffin] from being stolen in a wacky and comical fashion
>peach exhausted by mario and luigi's incompetence deigns to waste her time teaching mario and luigi how to be heroes
>though their bumbling antics mario and luigi just barely manage to pass peach's training that she's able to do flawlessly
>mario and luigi manage to stop bowser with not a small amount of help from peach
>they celebrate stopping bowser from completing [generic scheme]
>peach introduces mario and luigi to her new boyfriend tyronio voiced by [currently shilled black actor]
>[sequel hook]
No.13961
>>13960You were probably unaware and just using a Italianized name for Tyrone.
But Tyronio kind of sounds like Toro, which means Bull in Italian.
No.13981
>>13969There's enough lore by now to WarioWare that they could make a movie about it, though it would probably make a better anime.
No.13996
>>13995You want to get cucked? This is where it begins,
Say hello to my chocolate friend!
No.14002
>>13996>cuck smith talking to the cuck king about the virtues of being a cuck>>14001Its not a staged event, the cuck life chose him.
No.14003
>>14001>nigger on nigger violence is stagedOkay, rabbi.
No.14004
>>14003It was staged because they were trying to make niggers look hard.
No.14006
>baddass niggers that always hunt white people in packs cause whitey is to strong for their nog asses
No.14031
hollywood is so gay everything looks and feels the same
No.14035
>>14020The incessant monkey noises make it hard to watch more then a few seconds.
No.15000
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Gahoole's take on the final trailer.
No.15004
>>15003It's about the tariffs.
No.15006
>>15003>Patricia HernandezCan't believe this pile of trash still has a job.
No.15007
>>15006"She" is a good little marxist useful idiot that pushes the message. "She" will be employed to promote evil until "she" dies of a heart attack.
No.15017
>>15015Not even that. They're the exact same thing just using a different name to try and prevent noticing.
No.15018
>>15015That's certainly why the idea of a "white" race was invented.
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