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No.13851
>>13850I'm worried that the Koopalings won't be in it now because it was probably too hard to fit them all in, so they just went with Bowser Jr. But who knows. Yoshi wasn't shown in the trailer, either, but he should be in it, based on the post-credits scene in the first film.
No.13852
>>13850Nintendo stock holders are eating good
No.13853
>>13852If you didn't buy the Wii U dip, you got fucked.
No.13855
Imagine being a nintoddler in 2025
No.13856
>>13855No sadder fate. Except being a soynypony or xbot.
No.13858
>>13857I'm happy for you being able to enjoy eating shit.
No.13865
>>13862>Nintendo is winningYet they can only barely match an average Wii U year in number of games? Sounds like this winning is not benefiting the consumer (though you seem more than satisfied) - but wait, the 3DS existed alongside the Wii U in those days, so when you add its games to the pile, 2026's lineup isn't even half of the way there.
Let's run the numbers, not counting e-shop games (because there are a fuckton of those), only physical releases, games published by Nintendo:
>20138 Wii U games, 8 3DS games // Total = 16 games
>20146 Wii U games, 4 3DS games // Total = 10 games
>201511 Wii U games, 8 3DS games // Total = 19 games
>20165 Wii U games, 7 3DS games // Total = 12 games // (average Wii U games/year = 7.5)
<Switch 2, 20267 currently announced or leaked (8 if you count Duskbloods, which isn't being published by Nintendo)
?????
And just for fun:
>20059 GBA games, 11 Gamecube games, 12 DS games // Total = 32 games
>200617 DS games, 2 GBA games, 3 Gamecube games, 3 Wii games // Total = 25 games
>200712 DS games, 13 Wii games // Total = 25 games
And this isn't even counting the massive amounts of GBA and DS third-party yearly releases that were exclusive to those handhelds, same goes for Gamecube and Wii. I'm only counting games published by Nintendo here, yet I allowed the Switch 2 to cheat with Duskbloods. Keep running cover for mediocrity!
No.13866
>>13865Your numbers are meaningless. Why do you feel Nintendo is responsible for making all the games for their systems? That's not how it works, they leave room for third parties to sell their games.
No.13868
>>13867>no new franchisesDonkey Kong Bananza
No.13869
>>13868only counts as a franchise if there's more than one entry
No.13870
>>13869Well, you're not following your own rule, because several of the games on your list are one-and-dones.
No.13872
>>13871That was developed during Iwata's presidency. Another to add to his column.
No.13873
>>13870every game on the list has either a sequel or very close spiritual successor or similar
>>13871only one game, if it does get a sequel it becomes a franchise, but there isn't one yet
No.13874
>>13873>every game on the list has either a sequel or very close spiritual successor or similarYou're moving the goalpost and it's not accurate.
Even if it were true, the real flaw with your infographic is you're not giving them credit for creating new properties at all, because they have yet to make sequels for them.
No.13875
>>13874If there's a game that you take issue with being on the list, you can point it out.
Also I specify "very close spiritual successors" because stuff like pic related is pretty much just the same thing as NES Remix, Ketzal's Corridors is almost the same game as Thruspace but with a different name, etc. There is some ambiguity but it tends to be pretty clear.
The thing about franchises, rather than new single entries, is that they represent long term potential. Stuff like Captain Rainbow or the wheelchair basketball game on Switch 2 don't meaningfully grow its catalog of offerings for the future.
No.13876
>>13875>The thing about franchises, rather than new single entries, is that they represent long term potential. Stuff like Captain Rainbow or the wheelchair basketball game on Switch 2 don't meaningfully grow its catalog of offerings for the future.What about the games I mentioned? ARMS and Donkey Kong Bananza? Both successful, ARMS may be getting a sequel this generation, with Bananza, the sequel may be on Switch 2 or its successor, it's too soon to know.
No.13877
>>13876Right now they don't have sequels though, just like Clu-Clu Land, Devil World, For the Frog the Bell Tolls, which are also not on the chart, even though they might get sequels too.
No.13883
>Brie Larson
>More western crap forced on Mário
No.13893
>>13889The Illumination one was pretty good, I didn't have any problems with it, other than the swapping of Peach with Luigi as Bowser's captive for the first film.
No.13895
>>13871Fun Nintendo fact: That game exists
>>13883And that sorry ass dyke is having her redemption arc, apparently breaking up with her boyfriend so she could beat the first level in Mario Galaxy is so stunning and brave.
No.13897
>>13895It wouldn't be a proper Hollywood film without casting a roastie to voice a hot young woman.
No.13907
>>13893peach is a proud womyn
No.13954
>mario 2 script leak:
>bowser comes back for [generic scheme] to steal [magic macguffin]
>mario and luigi aren't capable of preventing [magic macguffin] from being stolen in a wacky and comical fashion
>peach exhausted by mario and luigi's incompetence deigns to waste her time teaching mario and luigi how to be heroes
>though their bumbling antics mario and luigi just barely manage to pass peach's training that she's able to do flawlessly
>mario and luigi manage to stop bowser with not a small amount of help from peach
>they celebrate stopping bowser from completing [generic scheme]
>peach introduces mario and luigi to her new boyfriend tyronio voiced by [currently shilled black actor]
>[sequel hook]
No.13961
>>13960You were probably unaware and just using a Italianized name for Tyrone.
But Tyronio kind of sounds like Toro, which means Bull in Italian.
No.13981
>>13969There's enough lore by now to WarioWare that they could make a movie about it, though it would probably make a better anime.
No.13996
>>13995You want to get cucked? This is where it begins,
Say hello to my chocolate friend!
No.14002
>>13996>cuck smith talking to the cuck king about the virtues of being a cuck>>14001Its not a staged event, the cuck life chose him.
No.14003
>>14001>nigger on nigger violence is stagedOkay, rabbi.
No.14004
>>14003It was staged because they were trying to make niggers look hard.
No.14006
>baddass niggers that always hunt white people in packs cause whitey is to strong for their nog asses
No.14031
hollywood is so gay everything looks and feels the same
No.14035
>>14020The incessant monkey noises make it hard to watch more then a few seconds.
No.15000
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Gahoole's take on the final trailer.
No.15004
>>15003It's about the tariffs.
No.15006
>>15003>Patricia HernandezCan't believe this pile of trash still has a job.
No.15007
>>15006"She" is a good little marxist useful idiot that pushes the message. "She" will be employed to promote evil until "she" dies of a heart attack.
No.15017
>>15015Not even that. They're the exact same thing just using a different name to try and prevent noticing.
No.15018
>>15015That's certainly why the idea of a "white" race was invented.
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>>15193>Rosalina got shafted as the damsel in distressYep, can't have a man save a woman in today's age
>and fucking Fox Mcloud conveniently showed up to be the main solution to stop Bowser Junior and demolish his death star>and Mr. Gape and Watch skull fucks BowserThis is so retarded. I hate that everything nowadays is a Fortnite-esque crossover thing. This isn't the Smash Bros movie. Reminds me of the stupid new Sonic Racing game where they added SpongeBob SquarePants as a playable character.
No.15201
>>15200I think you're misunderstanding something, Rosalina
is the damsel in distress in this one, she gets captured early on.
No.15203
>>15194You'll have to wait until they dump the movie through a livestream platform, but yeah, they showed a scene of Yoshi fucking around in New York and they play that fucking song without knowing its forbidden history with Mac Tonight
>>15200Might as well throw in references to SMG4 or the puppet Mario videos the one where Mario babysits a retard.
>>15202That spergs won't stfu about a Super Smash movie, although this was more of Miyamoto's "fuck you" to the guy who come up with Rosalina. However what if this was the original premise of the Mario Galaxy games but got scrapped before doing any line of coding? A crossover with Star Fox, hence the space shenanigans?
No.15204
>>15200>This isn't the Smash Bros movie.This is the beginning of the Nintendo Cinematic Universe (NCU). There is already a Zelda, Kirby, and Donkey Kong movie in the works.
No.15205
>>15203>they play that fucking song without knowing its forbidden history with Mac TonightI want to believe it was a dog whistle.
>Might as well throw in references to SMG4There was a SMG3?
>However what if this was the original premise of the Mario Galaxy games but got scrapped before doing any line of coding? A crossover with Star Fox, hence the space shenanigans?I don't think it was the original premise at all, it was a marketing tie-in to piggyback Star Fox on the Mario movie to create a spin-off and the Nintendo cinematic universe as the other anon mentioned.
>>15204>There is already a ZeldaThe Zelda film will be live-action, I don't think it will be connected to the animated franchises.
>KirbyThis has potential because the same people who made the anime are involved.
>Donkey KongThey should initially make a Mario vs. Donkey Kong and introduce Pauline, I think that would be more successful than Donkey Kong alone.
No.15206
>>15203>However what if this was the original premise of the Mario Galaxy games but got scrapped before doing any line of coding?Galaxy is actually the development-brother title of Pikmin; both of them are based off of the semi-famous 100-mario SM64 demos and the limits of what 3D engines could theoretically handle. Miyamoto was more impressed by the concept of the number of entities populating the screen
(leading to Pikmin), while Koizumi was more impressed by the physics of the demo, which made him want to focus on a game loosely based on jumping between objects with their own gravity. His initial pitch were the secret levels in Mario Sunshine, which both acted as a beta test and a proof of concept, that then got greenlit for a full game that would become Galaxy
(the setting in space being downstream of the gameplay, as the logical conclusion of that physics, jumping between planets).
Star Fox on the other hand is way-off from the main Nintendo studios. It's closest relative in terms of development
(on Nintendo's side) was F-Zero, but otherwise a lot of Fox's history has been outsourced. Nintendo kinda doesn't give a fuck about Star Fox as an IP, the only two games they had full development over were the original two - they just let other devs approach and work for them, because the name is much bigger
among furries in the West because of Smash. It's factually accurate to say that the last Nintendo Star Fox game was ~30 years ago.
>although this was more of Miyamoto's "fuck you" to the guy who come up with Rosalina1. That was Koizumi, who snuck her backstory in at the last minute (much to Miyamoto's disappointment, who has been adamant that Mario should have an absolute minimal and family-friendly plot)
2. The movie making her the damsel isn't really that much of a retcon, she's not exactly a do-er, just a commander. What is a retcon is making her Peach's sister, because Rosalina's mother died centuries / millennia beforehand, and her backstory is that she was orphaned and alone until the Luma came along and she realised they had no parental figure either + that she could help them; which led to her becoming the Luma's mother figure and only returning to the Mushroom Kingdom every century on the Star Comet to pay her respects / mourn.
No.15207
>>15206>the only two games they had full development over were the original two3: Star Fox, Star Fox 2, Star Fox 64
No.15208
>>15207>Star Fox 2That's as much of a "game" that Lost Levels were; unintended cutting room floor scraps while they were making the main game, thrown together later on to sell to fans.
No.15209
>>15208It was shit but they tried some new gameplay mechanics like all-range mode which was used in Star Fox 64.
No.15226
>>15194Wonder no more, someone recorded the clip in question.
>>15201The best part is that she almost dies, that definitely bruised Brie Larson's ego.
>>15205>There was a SMG3?SuperMemesGuy4, the guys currently behind The Amazing Digital Circus before that they used to make shitty brainrot Mario parodies with Garry's Mod
>>15206Can't wait for trannies to go apeshit and try to gaslight that Peach is a tranny because of an oversight of Rosalina's backstory.
No.15229
>>15226I guess most twitter troons are too young to know about the greatest musical artist of a generation. Because I haven't seen any coping, seething or dilating over the movie because of that song.
No.15230
>>15228Biggie was a New Yorker, so it fits.
No.15233
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>>15228Pretty sure that song was synonymous with Moon Man
No.15234
>>15233The early days, before the Moon went rogue.
No.15246
>>15233And then one day he went to the hood and his life changed forever
No.15247
>>15246Actually interacting with basketball Americans will do that to you.
No.15339
>>13850Also the new Street Fighter movie trailer has been dumped off all around social media and I can certainly assure that Mario Galaxy will be Citizen Kane of videogame to movie genre.
>Chun li actress has no curves, she's the typical gook with a flat as a board body>Cammy will be the new Harley Quinn>Only Zangief and Guile managed to look like their game counterparts<The random ass foe from the first Street Fighter also makes an appearance after 39 years, cool I guess<Can't wait for Bison to say "MAKE STREET FIGHTING GREAT AGAIN"How many times has this franchise been raped? It should hold a Guinness Record for fucking up a videogame adaption into a movie, even Mortal Kikebat managed to pull it out decently in the recent years.
No.15349
>>15339The Street Fighter II anime will always hold a special place in my heart because of
Chun-Li's Shower Scene.
No.15357
>>15354https://archive.org/details/street-fighter-ii-the-animated-movie-uncensored-1994Said scene begins at 46:05. It's worth watching the whole movie if you've never seen it, it has some of the most well-choreographed fight scenes and it's a testament to '90s hand-drawn animation.
No.15358
>>15349i know it has tits in it
many such cases