RESIDENT EVIL 9IS TRASH

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Anonymous 02/26/26(Thu)05:42:41 No.14877

RESIDENT EVIL 9

IS TRASH

Anonymous 02/26/26(Thu)06:32:38 No.14878

>>14877
Why is it trash?

Anonymous 02/26/26(Thu)16:52:19 No.14879

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>>14878
First hour is the best part.

Anonymous 02/27/26(Fri)01:32:57 No.14883

>>14877
what a young man

another Nintendo W Anonymous 02/27/26(Fri)01:59:33 No.14884

>When Resident Evil Requiem was announced for the Switch 2, we must admit to being a little surprised that the game could conceivably run well on Nintendo's new console.

>We weren't the only ones either. According to a new interview with Famitsu (thanks, wccftech), director Koshi Nakanishi said that the development team itself was also surprised at how well Requiem ran on the Switch 2.
<"To begin with, this game is made to be fairly scalable. We've been making it by adjusting various options so that it can be compatible with a wide range of specs, from high to relatively low, so the Switch 2 can be optimized to suit the specs quite smoothly.
<"We haven't tried to force something made for high-end performance to slow down, but have assumed a variety of spec conditions in advance. Even we were surprised when we first saw it, how beautifully it ran. I think it was thanks to the engine team's hard work that it ran so smoothly."

>Indeed, our recent hands-on time with Requiem revealed that the game has been remarkably optimised for the Switch 2. Playing at TGS 2025, Lowell Bell said that it "has broken me of that Nintendo stigma that third-party blockbusters can't run on their hardware".

>Resident Evil Requiem is currently scheduled to launch on the Switch 2 on 27th February 2026. If that's not enough, native ports of Resident Evil 7: Biohazard and Resident Evil: Village will also land on the same day. The series will be celebrating its 30th anniversary next year, so we're expecting to see even more big things from Capcom's survival horror behemoth in the months to come.

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2025/09/even-capcom-was-surprised-at-how-well-resident-evil-requiem-runs-on-switch-2

Anonymous 02/27/26(Fri)05:37:37 No.14892

>>14884
>blockbusters
Fitting that a shitty wannabe-movie game series is now appropriating movie language in marketing.

Anonymous 02/28/26(Sat)10:58:05 No.14911

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>>14884
RE9 is something I can reasonably expect, since it's on REX engine, which is like one of the only examples in recent times of a major dev optimising their core engine, after the complete performance disaster that was Monster Hunter Wild's launch.

What is fucking schizo-crazy delusion is that Capcom actually seems to be intending on getting Monster Hunter Wilds itself ported to the Switch 2 based off of datamined images. Either they're going to work a miracle voodoo magic code, or it's going to be a second plan hitting the twin towers.

Anonymous 02/28/26(Sat)18:29:35 No.14913

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Anonymous 03/01/26(Sun)06:28:23 No.14922

>>14913
He's getting fatter by the week

Anonymous 03/01/26(Sun)15:53:56 No.14924

>>14922
He's getting more neurotic and mean-spirited by the year.

Anonymous 03/03/26(Tue)13:25:30 No.14937

>>14879
Who is this guy

Anonymous 03/03/26(Tue)19:52:41 No.14939

>>14877
God DAMN that guy looks young. Jesus.

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)01:51:26 No.14941

So on a scale of 0 - californian how pozzed is RE9?

Anonymous 03/04/26(Wed)02:41:25 No.14943

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>>14877
To think they finally picked up the scrapped idea of Leon teaming up with Sherry after the nothingburger that was 7 and Village, only for the female co-protagonist being so fucking lame forcing you to play as her: she can only use one handgun and can't fight for shit (here's you Dark Souls difficult, bro) and Sherry's role got limited as a voicemail.

Anonymous 03/07/26(Sat)10:55:38 No.14971

>>14937
Literally just some FotM teenager.

Anonymous 03/10/26(Tue)04:04:06 No.14983

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Anonymous 03/18/26(Wed)02:29:44 No.15022

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>>14878
>Forced hide and seek simulator with an unbearable dyke
>Leon gets little to nothing gameplay
<They still force to you play as the glowie dyke who can't handle a firearm, literally Moira 2.0
<As if it wasn't enough you still have to play as the blind toddler hiding from her sisters
>Retconning the shit out of everything by making (((Jeffrey Spencerstein))) regret his inhumane experiments
<It seems Leon would've been the second protagonist to get infected but this time he'd become a boss fight BUT SURPRISE SURPRISE he gets cured, god forbid if all used up hags see their husbando get btfo into pieces
>Somehow Wesker has returned but got raped by the new forgettable final boss

Anonymous 03/18/26(Wed)10:07:02 No.15023

>>15022
RE5 continues to be the last RE that wasn't complete shit and that's only because it let you BTFO a bunch of sub-humans as a White man.

Anonymous 03/18/26(Wed)15:53:14 No.15024

>>15023
When gameplay footage was shared whilst the game was still in production, the NAACP pressured Capcom to add random White zombies, to balance out the racial demographics, even though this was counter to the game's taking place in sub-Saharan Africa.

sage Anonymous 03/18/26(Wed)16:03:33 No.15025

>>15024
never saw a single White zombie in my entire gameplay.

Anonymous 03/18/26(Wed)16:14:10 No.15026

>>15025
https://residentevil.fandom.com/wiki/Resident_Evil_5_racism_controversy

>Newsweek journalist N'Gai Croal was interviewed by MTV in April 2008 to give his thoughts on the E3 trailer and the potential implications given by the footage. Croal made clear his issues were not about whether or not black people should be enemies in a game, but that poor implementation on Capcom's part conjured harmful stereotypes comparable to colonial tropes. No positive black representation was shown in the trailer, which gave the impression the setting was a lost cause and everyone should be killed; this depiction, he believed, was likely the result of Capcom heavily using Black Hawk Down as inspiration, which similarly had negative reviews for its depiction of Somalians as a singular horde. Finishing off, Croal questioned why Capcom USA was not bringing up these problems with the developers and if any black people worked on the game at all, and considered the possibility that stores like Wal-Mart and Target may even refuse to sell the game.

>In the weeks following the MTV interview, Capcom began releasing new promotional material ahead of E3 2008 which confirmed a more racially diverse assortment of enemies as well as introducing Sheva Alomar. Although this fuelled suspicions by some that Capcom made late additions to the game to fix their image, particularly because of the sizable impact the MTV interview had on media coverage, producer Jun Takeuchi made clear nothing had been changed.[3][4] Takeuchi himself took part in an MTV interview to directly address the complaint to the same audience in July.

Anonymous 03/21/26(Sat)00:52:58 No.15040

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>>15023
>>15026
Sheva was hot. Why didn't Chris COLONIZE her?
In fact does anyone in Resident Evil have sex? There's just constant cockteasing and flirting between characters but nobody actually does anything. A lot of Japanese media are like this, likely not to piss off otaku's who don't want to see their waifus get fucked by another character.

Anonymous 03/21/26(Sat)01:13:48 No.15041

>>15040
>A lot of Japanese media are like this, likely not to piss off otaku's who don't want to see their waifus get fucked by another character.
That's most of it, sexual content is also bad for business because people still have this idea that video games are for kids, despite what the games are rated. There is less suggestive content and less scantily-clad women appealing to male gaze than there was 15 years ago because of changing demographics, mainly the increase in female gamers.

Anonymous 03/22/26(Sun)03:34:49 No.15044

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>>15040
>not to piss off otaku's who don't want to see their waifus get fucked by another character
I kid you not, but somewhere in Huenigger Land some failed cartoonists made a deal with Crapcom just to create officially licensed fanfiction comics based on Street Fighter and Megaman: in one of those issues they depicted Ryu dating Chun Li in which caused the wrath of these socially awkward faggots and send death threats to the publisher and they had to quickly ditch that afterwards. They had no problem with Megaman and X flirting with their sister Roll though.

>>15041
>increase in female gamers
Right after they hit the wall and decide to spend their rest of the lives playing interactive movies while glazing over their father figures they never had.

Anonymous 03/22/26(Sun)09:20:08 No.15052

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>>15022
Fuck is wrong with those people ?

Anonymous 03/22/26(Sun)16:26:05 No.15054

>>15023
I liked 5 and 6.