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 No.15681

Slaphoole said to boycott the Switch 2 because it was more expensive than the Switch 1 and Valve provided good value, where is your God now ogre with the $950 Steam Deck?

 No.15682

>>15681
The new Switch 2 bundle gives you a choice between Pokopia, Bananza, and Mario Kart World, it's not too bad of a deal. People still don't understand the state of the dollar, the days of buying a new Nintendo system for $300 are over.

 No.15683

Buy another clone pc

 No.15685

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Most people don't know this but part of the reason for the switch's increased cost is that Nintendo has the highest tech worker retention rate among all big companies in the world, at something like 98%. They try to pay their workers well and avoid firing them as long as they are delivering, unlike Mag 7 companies who fire workers just to hit quarterly profit goals and are trying to replace them with AI.

 No.15686

They're trying to get rid of personal ownership, they want it all in the cloud, the hardware price crisis is engineered.

 No.15687

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>>15681
How hard is it to NOT buy both star-spangling overpriced turds? Nintendo has nothing but the utter-cancerous party game that is Mario Kart Open World or Donkey Kong the Babysitter: Easier Than Ever Mode, yet retards are overhyping the next nothingburger Direct. Meanwhile Valve's catalog can be torrented while their fancy multiplayer exclusives have been rotting in the past 15 years, unless you really want those games "that broke the internet" (the internet being solely reddit and the other faggy echo-chambers)
AND IGNORE THOSE NUMBERS AND REVIEWS, YOU CHARTCELS

 No.15688

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>>15687
>Nintendo has nothing but the utter-cancerous party game that is Mario Kart Open World or Donkey Kong the Babysitter: Easier Than Ever Mode, yet retards are overhyping the next nothingburger Direct
But you can't play them on any other console. They're exclusive.

 No.15689

>>15685
Nintendo is a godly company and God has rewarded them with success.

 No.15690

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>>15689
>Nintendo is a godly company and God has rewarded them with success.

 No.15691

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 No.15692

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 No.15693

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>>15692
>moralfagging

 No.15694

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>>15693
>moralGODing

 No.15695

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>>15694
>lookit! lookit! you're the stinky soy man and i'm the chad! I win! I win! I win! huehuehhuehauehuhueh huehuheuheuhe *beats self over head with mallet* hoo hoohoh hohoho hohohooo hhuehueh hhohoho hhohoo you're a bad science man and i'm the chad huheuhuehuehue I win! I win! I win!

 No.15696

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 No.15697

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 No.15698

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>>15697
>believe in my jewish zombie demon or else you're a fedora wearing man with a beard smoking a peach vape o alog thobeit

 No.15699

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>>15698
>posts on a site run by a Catholic

 No.15700

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>>15699
>siteowner's religion matters o alog

 No.15701

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>>15700
>even doe his boycotting mandate on children's toys does or however the head is slapped

 No.15702

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>>15701
>playing goo goo ga ga baby games
>any year

 No.15703

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 No.15704

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>>15702
>posts on the goo goo ga ga baby game board
>cuckeogooms anyway

 No.15705

epic jak duel bros

 No.15706

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>>15704
>playing cuckeogooms while jakkin
>claiming to have 8897987 dustjaks
>sperging about the appropriate board to goom on like a lil aussie goomer weewee head
>in 2026

 No.15707

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>>15706
>projects xis own cuckeogooming on a cardGOD
>engaging in the duel for 500 reppies with brimstone ancientjaks from the 2020 kway kompilation
>whines about cuckeogoom criticism because xe lost all xis money on blackjack one time and got cucked by Auslander Aryans or something not even nophono cares about
>all_of_my_geg.jpeg

 No.15708

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>>15707
>old thing bad, new thing good because the science or whatever

 No.15709

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>>15708
>refusing new 'jakking variants out of luddism
>even AI generated 'jaks malfunction in xis under-evolved neanderthal paws

 No.15710

Why are you fight? You are brother. Sirs I support both the Jesus and the Vishnu. You should aswell.

 No.15711

>>15693
Why hate on chicken nuggets?

 No.15712

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>>15710
yes
praise the jesus sir
>>15711
Those are plant-based "chicken."

 No.15713

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>>15710
>I support Vishnu
It's based and paganpilled…

 No.15714

>>15713
>>15712
Praise Jesus and do not to blaspheme on this Christian website.

 No.15715

>>15711
>>15712
Yes the original meme was a real photo of guys pointing at a KFC window when they were advertising the plant-based chicken.

 No.15716

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>plant based free range sustainable chicken nuggets are bad or something because two guys pointed at a storefront in 2022

 No.15718

>>15716
I've eaten that fake chicken before. It just doesn't taste very good.

 No.15719

>>15718
I tried the plant-based meme, and tbh a lot of that stuff is okay, but there ain't nothing like the real thing, baby, uh-huh!

 No.15721

>>15719
It was edible, but it was lacking something I couldn't put my finger on. It tasted more like fish than chicken.

 No.15741

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>>15681
I love AI, but the effect its having on the price of hardware isn't worth its benefits.



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