No.16058
>he bought it
Lol pussy said he was boycotting soytendo. Then he manchilds out like literal soyim. Soybitch.
No.16059
>>16058Marina nagasawa webm mk ultra his brain.
He want a monkey gf now.
No.16061
>>16057>Switch 2There are no games for this thing at present, or coming in the near or even distant future. Still no release date for Fromslop's "The Duskbloods," just a vague "coming 2026" (not happening). Next year there will be Pokemon Winds & Waves (looks as cookie-cutter as the last 2 gens, nothing mind-blowing like Pokemon Colosseum or XD were back in the day) and a remake of Ocarina of Time on its 30th anniversary (old-ass game that has already been remade).
This is not the gaming future I imagined as a kid.
No.16072
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>>16067>There are no games for this thing at presentEvery game is coming to Nintendo Switch 2.
No.16078
>>16067I wish Nintendo fans were like that guy.
No.16080
>>16061>There are no games for this thing at present, or coming in the near or even distant future.Pragmata
Resident Evil Requiem
Lies of P: Complete Edition
Elden Ring: Tarnished Edition
Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition
Cronos: The New Dawn
Daemon X Machina: Titanic Scion
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4
007 First Light
Final Fantasy VII Rebirth/Remake Intergrade/Revelation
Final Fantasy XIV
Stellar Blade
Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave
Kingdom Hearts IV
Mouse: P.I. For Hire
Metaphor: ReFantazio
Xenoblade Genesis
Onimusha: Way of the Sword
Borderlands 4
Nintendo Switch Sports Resort
Mario Tennis Fever
Mario Kart World
Donkey Kong Bananza
Kirby Air Riders
Full list
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nintendo_Switch_2_gamesNot a bad lineup for one year in. If you can't find something in that list that's worth playing, that's a you problem.
No.16086
>>16084Who wants to spend thousands of dollars for a proper gaming PC these days? Especially when you can get a hybrid console that runs everything.
No.16090
>>16089It'll probably come to Switch 2 like everything else. They would be crazy not to port it to Switch 2, because unlike Switch 1, it can handle it well.
No.16092
>>16091Don't be jelly that Gahoole has Switch 2. Be happy for him.
No.16095
>>16092I thought about buying one when they were $400 back in december but there's no point
There are still 10+ of the "best" switch games that I haven't played that will run on my PC just fine if I really get a crazing for modern mario or zelda
but what I've really been enjoying recently is just playing more of the big N games from the 2000s and 90s, I started Super Mario RPG recently.
No.16109
>>16086A good computer is like a Swiss Army knife. Games aren't their only use, so they can be well worth the money;
No.16112
I really don't get gahoole at times.
I want to like the guy because he wears his heart on his sleeve, he's honest and direct almost always and he's provable /ourguy/; but this consumerism shit is /dup/-grade goycattle behavior. He knows he could save hundreds a year with a better experience to boot + more even with a mid-tier PC and pirating everything; but he insists on "buying on sale" and now this. He got the shitch2 apparently because one of the FF7 remakes was on sale, and all I could think was DUDE!
https://fitgirl-repacks.site/final-fantasy-7-rebirth/ https://fitgirl-repacks.site/final-fantasy-7-remake-intergrade/ WHAT ARE YOU PAYING FOR BRO??? Piracy is easier, safer and more reliable than ever!
Is Bananaza and Mario Kart alone worth $400?
The thing is over a year old now and that's still it's exclusive lineup btw, only others + Kirby Kart spinoff and Splatoon spinoff aka not a single mainline game for any exclusive franchise (and the only mainlines in production being DEI Fire Emblem, otome Xenoblade and Pokemon Indonesia Last I checked he wasn't a FromDrone either, so extraction souls shouldn't be a system seller either.That and the wrasslin scrubscription stuff he was talking last stream
(alright, fair for the PPV stuff, but everything else was "dude just get it online for free"), and you can bet the Warhammer stuff is the hyper-overpriced branded plastic and not homeprinted stuff
(again, cheaper to DIY at even a medium grade, especially for a full army). I don't even want to think what other subscriptions and walled gardens he's boughted into.
Is it really that bad over in burgerland, that it's just second nature to have everything on rent / lease / scrubscription, own nothing and be happy? Just a rolling bill of debt and locked purchases?
I just don't get it. I really do wish him the best, but I just don't get it. It worries me even. Sure he's happy, but
I dunno.
>>16086people were recently going on about the steam machine being $1000 and sharing tons of sub-$1000 builds that outperformed and could emulate anything emulatable + do heavy duty games on lowest specs with swap-out components you could sell at a later date as you spec it up
>>16109this
No.16113
>>16112>He knows he could save hundreds a year with a better experience to boot + more even with a mid-tier PC and pirating everythingIs there even a Switch 2 emulator out, and even if there was, having a system with specs capable of emulating it would require an initial investment 3x+ the cost of a Switch 2. You also fail to mention the convenience of having a hybrid console to play your own way, which is not a trivial feature, but the key to the Switch's success.
>Is Bananaza and Mario Kart alone worth $400? The thing is over a year old now and that's still it's exclusive lineup btw, only others + Kirby Kart spinoff and Splatoon spinoff aka not a single mainline game for any exclusive franchiseStar Fox and Mario Tennis Fever are also solid entries with online multiplayer.
>(and the only mainlines in production being DEI Fire Emblem, otome Xenoblade and Pokemon IndonesiaWhat's
announced does not include everything in production.
No.16115
>>16112>Is Bananaza worth $400?its worth triple that
No.16117
>>16112>I really don't get Gahoole at timesZoomers are lobotomized morons. Their whole lives were spend on ipads and then iphones. They grew up in internet 3.0 where everything is gatekept and controlled. That is why they act like Boomers. Baby Boomers grew up in gatekept and controlled media that was easily accessible; cable tv. The exact same thing happened to Zoomers with smart devices. That is why they are so coonified.
No.16119
>>16112Gahoole's a good guy, but I figure we all have our flaws. I have my own autistic hobbies I sink money into, so I'm not going to criticize him for that even if I wouldn't spend my money on most of the things he does.
No.16120
>>16113>Is there even a Switch 2 emulator out, and even if there was, having a system with specs capable of emulating it would require an initial investment 3x+ the cost of a Switch 2. You also fail to mention the convenience of having a hybrid console to play your own way, which is not a trivial feature, but the key to the Switch's success.1. There's no fucking reason to emulate it yet
2. There's 2 ongoing projects (pound + oboromi)
3. The Steam Machine, despite it's underpowered specs, can still run the most heavy-duty emulators on the market (PS3+XB360's) with 60fps patches where applicable. The Switch 2 is weaker than a PS3, and the Machine itself is less than x2 a Switch 2.
>Star Fox and Mario Tennis FeverA remake of a remake + a party sports game. You could probably buy an original hardware N64+Wii and Star Fox 64 + Wii Sports + Mario Power Tennis for less than the cost of the 2 games alone.
>What's announced does not include everything in production.What's announced is the major lineup for next year; and at that point we'll be over quarter of the way into the Switch 2's lifespan.
>>16117No, Gahoole (and me) both grew up in the Wild West of the Internet where nothing was controlled and everything was one unsupervised click away; with the door slamming shut with corpo steralization and mass-sellouts just as we finished growing. Gen A are the ones who've had an ipad slapped in front of their face from birth, iphones weren't even a thing for us until teenagers.
It ain't a generational thing.
>>16119>flawsIt's not the flaws part, it's the being aware of it and still deliberately opting for a worse experience part. Like if
>>16118 was still a riceburner, but fell vice to overweight pockmarked potbellied laotians instead of japanese idols / pornstars.
No.16121
Surprise! Gahoole is a lying piece of lazy shit. He lies about everything. It is too much effort to hunt down deals on pc parts and assemble a mid range pc. Then assemble it, then set it up, then get a vpn, then optimize your client. Much easier to go buy McDonalds. Yes, buy more McDonalds, Gahoole.
No.16122
>>16120>The Switch 2 is weaker than a PS3, and the Machine itself is less than x2 a Switch 2.this isnt even remotely true. The Switch 2 has about 3x the CPU of a Switch 1, 3x the ram with faster ram, much more storage with a storage interface that has about 12x the i/o, and a GPU that has 8x the power in TFLOPs.
No.16123
>>16122I'm not saying the Switch 2 is more powerful than modern consoles but its actually within striking distance of the Series S. Its also capable of some modern Nvidia rendering things like DLSS which allows it to outcompete the Xbox Series S in raw GPU related rendering, though that is engine dependent and the CPU still is a lot weaker than the other consoles.
No.16124
>>16120>The Switch 2 is weaker than a PS3Dumbest post of the month. Switch 1 is more powerful than PS3.
>A remake of a remake + a party sports game.Star Fox 64 was a great game, and there is enough added content like multiplayer that makes it worth giving it a spin. Mario Tennis games have always been a lot of fun, the way you dismiss it as just a "party sports game" betrays you as never having played them. Camelot does a fantastic job with the Mario Sports games, they've been making them for decades.
>What's announced is the major lineup for next yearYou really don't know shit from Shinola, buddy. They shadow dropped Star Fox like a month before its release date. The Ocarina of Time remake was announced like a month ago and it's coming out in autumn.
No.16127
>>16126
damn the new xbox exclusive looks positively niggerkiked
No.16128
>>16126
why uou keep posting this yakuza
No.16131
>>16122>>16123>>16124All this cope to try to imply a Switch 2 is better purchasing decision than a mid-low tier PC, a literal decade old $55 1060 outperforms the entire console market as it stands right now
>we got more remakes coming though!!!!!>look at this crisp 240p nvidia upscale, it's basically running cyberpunk with lore-accurate ghosting!!!!!>only $80+tip+online tax!!!!! each!!!!!Noose yourself retards
No.16132
>>16131i remember my gt 1030 was vastly woutperforming ps4/xbone and could emulate switch at full speed (note, switch emulation is more dependent on CPU than GPU), and that was one of the lowest end cards you could buy
No.16133
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>>16114Its honestly true what you say, I don't play for vidya because I don't need to. Fuck the jews, fuck the devs.
No.16146
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>>16136Nah, they live in my heart and other hobbyists hearts.
I shall continue to buy the niche stuff that I love while AAA burns.
No.16209
>>16208>fix tifa with modsDo the mods give her more booba??
No.16210
>>16209>moreRestore her original size, after the (then) newly formed Squeenix ethics department decided that the character internally referred to as "Miss Busty" during development before her name was finalized, was haram.
https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2019/06/tifas_chest_size_reduced_in_final_fantasy_vii_remake_per_square_enix_ethics_department_requestThere's probably tacky balloon-bimbo ones out there, but it's less the case of turning it into a porn game and more the "fuck censorship" element of PC.
Fun unrelated fact: They were considering having her and Seph be unknown separated siblings for a while.
No.16211
>>16208he bought harry potter hogwarts legacy as well
they gave it away on PC for free for a week last year
No.16216
>>16210I always thought Tifa's original design, and how big tits were directly marketed to boys beginning in the '90s, was a key component of the success of FFVII. And now here we are 30 years later, and Square are shooting themselves in the foot instead of running the same play guaranteed to make them more money. Thankfully we have the modding community to right this wrong.
No.16228
>>16210FF8 destroys FF7 in every way.
No.16229
>>16228Is that the kiddified one?
No.16230
>>16228Except side quests.
No.16232
>>16229No, you're thinking of FF9, which is not kiddie, but extremely kino and better than FF7 and FF8 combined. FF8 was the one with the realistic looking character models, not papier-mache munchkins like FF7.