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No.6007
God of War has always been cringe. Always.
No.6050
>>6043god of war was great, you're just a turbo contrarian faggot, it being an edgy power fantasy was the whole point and hack and slash is a solid genre and the faggots that shit on it are people that enjoy walking simulators, movie games and open world slop
No.6052
>>6050>>6051Soyim spotted!
No.6053
>>6052Same toddler babble words every time you are confronted with reality, can you explain to me why reddit manchildren are fine to poke fun at but not imageboard manchildren who are 99% the same even down to the anime and toys…
No.6054
>>6051The cuckeogoom soy of war blows, get a life already.
No.6055
>>6054Why are you deflecting? You are so much better than those soys right, you get tons of pussy right? Right? Right?
No.6056
>>6055I don't play soy of war, unlike you, fag.
No.6058
I don't know about 2 or 3 because I never bothered, but the first one was okay. Not anything special in terms of anything, but struck a cord with normalniggers. Personally I got boarded after a few hours and never finished the burned copy I yo-ho-ho'd out of curiousity.
No.6144
It was okay for its time but the more you know about the subject matter (as in Greek mythology, including the actual figure Kratos was based on - an OC by Hesiod) the more pissed off you will get. The latest one is even worse because of its preachy attitude. And Kratos has always had the same nigger voicing him, I remember playing the game for the first time and thinking why does this dude sound black.
No.6154
>>6144>Kratos has always had the same nigger voicing himNo he didn't, the voice actor from the original was TC Carson the new voice actor for the shit reboot is the Stargate alien nigger.
No.6168
>>6052>soyimthe original god of war was good and you're a faggot who plays open world slop
No.6169
>>6144>(as in Greek mythology, including the actual figure Kratos was based on - an OC by Hesiod)ok and? it never made any pretense of being historically accurate, it was just for fun
you fags will come up with any reason to hate everything
No.6262
just play dante's inferno instead
No.6294
>>6168I only play RTS and JRPGs
Soy of War was never good.
No.6295
>>6294>I only play RTS and JRPGsThat's some hardcore tism, man.
No.6297
>>6043Same thing with Last of Us:
>Soap opera that had a preteen character to make redditors ooze their adult diapers>Assed controls just to provide some challenge>They prioritized on cutscenes above anything else<Practically they borrowed the worst features from both Half Life 2 and Metal Gear No.6299
>>6043The original God of War games at least tried to be games though and there was plenty of interesting shit in them. And who fucking cares if it's not 100% accurate to Greek mythology? It never claimed to be. Regardless it's not actively and maliciously subversive like soy of war they are in two entirely different leagues with one being made by people who actually liked video games and the other being made by bitter leftist rejects that were too fucking awful for hollyjew so they jumped to video gays instead.
No.6430
>>6429Nobody asked. If you only play those two genres your opinion on action / action-adventure games is irrelevant, STFU and go click yourself to death in an internet cafe somewhere
No.6432
>>6294you're clearly not the target audience in that case so your opinion on the matter isnt worth anything
also i noticed someone mentioned dante and if this is some asshurt from a decade ago from the gow dev trolling people in forums about how kratos hecking kills dante then holy shit get over it
No.6433
>>6432nvm no one mentioned dmc im schizoing, also people shitting on the hack and slash genre probably dont even like videogames cause thats like one of the most gamey genres that exist so i respect your opinion even less if that's your reason for hating the original trilogy
No.6435
>>6432>>6433>mad GoW soyimlol
No.6437
>>6306>>6429>>6435>Haven't played the games>Don't even like the action genre>Reflexively shit on the games anyway because you were told you should hate them onlineThere is a site just for you called Resetera
No.6446
>>6437Why go there when he gets all the dopamine he could want here from retards that don't know how to ignore his stupid takes? Youbthink he isn't well aware how much of a faggot he's being?
No.6456
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>>6437I played 1 and 2
They were mediocre shit, and the Sisters of Fate plot in 2 was fucking retarded and then it ends with a cliffhanger where Sparta still turns to poo.
Play a real game faggot
>>6446Sounds like you're just afraid to throw in an argument.
No.6463
>>6456You didn't play them though you're just here to shit and smear feces wherever you go. No matter what is said you'll always have a fedora tip retort, I'm willing to bet you don't even play games at all like most /v/edditor faggots.
No.6473
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>>6463>You didn't play themI played the original in 2006 and 2 at release.
They were boring, they still are, Minotaur/Medusa QTE fatalities, push block puzzles, linear upgrades, not enough combat moves or combat depth.
All very stock and linear, people only liked it because its presentation was loud and edgy and that was the trend in the early/mid 2000s.
Sorry for hurting your fees fees by criticizing your childhood game by the way.
No.6509
>>6473Nope, you didn't play shit faggot.
No.6527
>>6509I played your mom, lol
No.6543
>>6527I played your ass and mouth while you were sitting around not playing video games.
No.6735
>>6638You're about to die nasty after peasants tear you a new asshole in the name of the Great Xi.
No.6758
>>6735My ass doesn't need a hole, it's got its own pasture.
No.6768
>>6758>pastureFarmers are gay and fuck animals.
No.6806
>>6768Whether a farmer is happy or not, how do you plow animals? Crops get plowed you silly billy.
No.6824
>>6806Your ass gets plowed too but by cocks and it makes a big cum turd flower grow and wave at me cut that shit out literally.
No.6832
>>6824>ruin running joke with the bluntness of a downes pateintYou're from Soyjack Party, aren't you?
No.6834
>>6832I'm sorry your gay brain is so full of cum that you take stupid derails this seriously.
No.6843
>>6834Yeah, Soyjack Party. Embarrassing.
No.6847
>>6846he spammed the board to try to get there too
No.6871
>haven't posted any images
>sudden soyjak accusations
Did you actually get mad because I called you gay? Are you in elementary school? You should leave there are predators here little boy preserve your asshole for when you go from larval gay to adult flamer.
No.6872
>>6871>I'M GOING TO SET THE FUCKING RECORD STRAIGHTNobody gives a fuck about whatever it is you think you're talking about.
No.6873
>>6872>nonsensical gayboy hissy fitLay off the anal, your butt will hurt less.