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 No.142111

>$8.99 large 1-topping pizza deal
>oh but it's too late for carryout
>oh but it's $15 minimum order for delivery, not counting tax, tip or delivery fee
>adding a second pizza brings the total to $24, including a $5 delivery fee and tax
>adding a decent tip will bring it up to $30
>tfw all I wanted was my $9 pizza

 No.142122

>>142111
two pizzas are better than one tho.
put different topping on each and stack one of each slice like a sammich. i'm trying to bulk up and copying amerifat culture.

 No.142125

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>>142111
>i'm trying to bulk up and copying amerifat culture.
I hope you've got an industrial-strength toilet.

 No.142126

>>142111
It's called ZOG.

 No.142132

Update, I got my pizza, but I added another topping and it still came to $13 and change with tax. It's like frickin' $3 for a topping now. I could've bought a whole pineapple for that.

 No.142133

>>142132
You gotta cook your own food these days.

 No.142135

>>142133
Yeah, even if I bought the dough and sauce premade, it would still be cheaper.

 No.142142

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Here's your Cowboys Unlimited Combo
Large Papa John's Pizza plus two liter pepsi, for $10.99

 No.142170

>>142142
Pretty good deal. I can't remember the last time I had a supreme pizza. They're just too expensive.

 No.142171

>>142170
>I can't afford goyslop.
You aren't a >dajooos baby poster by chance are you

 No.142172

>>142171
What kind of projection is this? There is a thread up right now with joosbabies complaining they are jobless lmao

 No.142173

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>>142172
>They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
Said so often, you'd think Hogan was jewish.

 No.142174

>>142173
Okay cool cool when are you getting a job and a girlfriend?

 No.142175

>>142174
You first, incel.

 No.142176

>>142174
It was a blatant guess. I didn't think I would have bullseyed you so hard I broke the dartboard.

 No.142177

It was actually a shitpost, and you were like "So what if I'm jewish." kek what the FUCK

 No.142178

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>>142175
Project harder

>>142176
>>142177
You are mentally broken, same 1 post everyday blaming the jews for your pathetic life for scraps of dopamine, jews didn't force you to be a fat virginal unemployed loser

picrel your future home!

 No.142179

>>142178
based kike

 No.142180

>>142171
I can afford it, I just think it's foolish to spend $20+ on a pizza. That's why I only get specials.

 No.142193

>>142133
>>142135
I broke my oven baking homemade pizza too often, and then I fixed it myself because I can't afford to have pizza made for me.
It was a fucked up solder joint on the control board, probably from too many max temp cycles. $0.05 worth of flux and solder did it

 No.142195

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>>142178
>Ramon-run internment camps

Based and Ramonpilled



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