[ home ] [ tv / art / wooo ] [ ost / lit / bane ] [ dup / oven / dunk ] [ truth / top / ch3 ]

/dunk/ - Off topic

Say hello to my shitpost blend
Name
Email
Subject
Comment
File
Embed
Password (For file deletion.)

  [Go to bottom]   [Catalog]   [Return]   [Archive]

File: 1710824114694.png (Spoiler Image, 89.59 KB, 1104x793, 1104:793, bpc.png) ImgOps iqdb

 No.142811

>browsing the medicine aisle at the gas station
>notice the condoms
>out of 6 pegs, 5 of them are Trojan "Magnum" variants, and one is Trojan Ultra Thin

Does selling extra large condoms to the vast majority of men who have dicks under 6" make them feel better about themselves? I'm trying to understand their angle.

 No.142812

>>142811
Condoms are awful. You can't feel the pussy at all and it's like your dick is stuck in a balloon.

Know what's funny? The first and only condom I ever used was black lmao.

Flashlights suck too. They don't feel like a pussy. It feels like you're fucking jello. Pretty much every masturbation toy sucks. Nothing beats a good old dress sock.

 No.142818

Wtf is BPC?

 No.142826

Magnums are for girth. I can't use regular condoms not because of length but because I tear the sides.

 No.142828

>>142826
>t. alpha chad with a horsecock who is drowning in pussy yet also frequents tvch

 No.142829

>>142828
Well played, troon.

 No.142830

>>142829
heh yeah i own the cis males

 No.142831

>>142826
>I can't use regular condoms not because of length but because I tear the sides.
Use lube.

 No.142832

>>142811
Americans buy more car than they need, they buy more computer than they need, and they buy more house than they need. Why would condoms be any different?

 No.142833

>>142832
HAHAHA Fucking based
You gott'em

 No.142834

>>142828
>horsecock
I have girth but not length, and you don't have to be a chad to get laid, just not an insufferable social pariah. Sorry about your social issues.

 No.142836

>>142834
hahaha fucking based
you won the culture war

 No.142838

>>142834
It's not about me, you made the claim that you have an extra large cock requiring a Magnum, and there's no reason to believe you. People make all kinds of baseless claims about their sexual prowess when they're anonymous. This has been going on since the dawn of the net.

 No.142839

>>142838
My cock is five inches on the dot.

 No.142840

File: 1710894932709.jpg (176.97 KB, 812x686, 58:49, b94.jpg) ImgOps Exif iqdb




[Go to top] [Catalog] [Return][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ home ] [ tv / art / wooo ] [ ost / lit / bane ] [ dup / oven / dunk ] [ truth / top / ch3 ]