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No.142919
>>142915>ChudWhy do you keep saying that
No.142920
>>142915After the 2016 mass purge, of course the only problematic group remaining are the liberals from yesterday.
No.142924
>>142919Low effort reply harvesting obviously. Thanks for obliging ;)
No.142925
Do they actually mention britpol somewhere?
No.142926
I find the reaction to this Willy Wonka thing slightly pathetic. You never went to some slightly shit entertainment event when you were a kid? Kids love stuff like that, because they're stupid. I would have enjoyed it.
I remember once I got taken to a forest to see a man dressed as a pirate, who served us sandwiches, and we played some stupid party games. That was a "day's entertainment". That's what you do when you're a kid, isn't it?
>oh, dude, we're taking the kids to a farm to pick pumpkins
That's not fun. That's shit. And that's the kind of thing people do.
People are just addicted to outrage now. They really are.
No.142939
>>142927Kids would have enjoyed the gate. 35 pounds isn't that much either.
No.142940
>>142926It's funny and that's all that really matters.
No.142942
>>142926I agree but half the kid oriented things are total shit and have always been a grift. Just didn't have phones to document it. Even most adult themed events are grift just to sell you booze.
I went a haunted corn maze years back for adults and it turned out to be the shittest haunted house ever. Had literal shipping crates you walked through and about two actors with zero haunting themes just a corn maze for a 20 minute walk in group of 20 people. Never went to a haunted house since.
No.142944
>>142943That can't be real.
No.142947
>>142943Do Americans really?
No.142948
>>142944It's not, it's europoor cope for their jealousy of having to walk and take public transportation everywhere because privately owned vehicles are unaffordable there.
No.142949
>>142948Sounds like Amerimutt cope for being fat, lazy and brown.
No.142950
>>142915>>142926Further proof that facebook faggots, qanon retarded boomers and r/TheDonald ruined based political imageboards forever.
No.142955
>>142926Fuck you I like picking pumpkins.
No.142956
>>142942Corn mazes are fun if you find a farm that gives a shit, last year I went to one where the maze was only about the size of a football field but it was cut in such a way that there were shitloads of dead ends and even if you were only a couple feet away from another path you still couldn't see it through the corn.
I've also been to really terrible ones that were huge but they only bothered to cut a handful of paths because they just wanted to rip people off.
No.142965
>>142943How lazy does someone have to be to have a problem walking in warm weather?
No.142966
>>142965>*slurps HCFS corn syrup drink*Nowwww y'all listen here son
>*slams a fistful of freedom fries into open gullet*Legs ain't made for none this "walking" y'hear
>*ozempic sharts in the walmart unregulated firearms aisle*We muricans do thangs a lil' different, we got big ol' trucks for all 'ar moving around
>*adjusts belt which is dangerously taut with tension*So why don't you talk all that librul commie nonsense bout using ya' damn legs, and get me another freedom burger and freedom fries and freedom soda and freedom condiments?
>*has a mini-stroke at the epcot center* No.142968
>>142956Try a 2 hour corn maze most people quit.
No.142969
>>142965Hot weather tires you out quicker than cold weather. You become really sluggish and can't do much of anything. It's why Southerners have the reputation of moving slowly, because moving any faster in the heat would kill you.
No.142976
>>142968I went to a fuckhuge one a few years back that took about that long, I found a couple passed out drunk people on the way through.
No.142995
Imagine being british or american. What a fucking hell.
No.142997
>>142995What nation left is there to be proud to be born from?
I take it you're Israeli?
No.143167
>>142997Being from Mongolia would be cool
No.143168
>>142926>see a man dressed as a pirate,Did he molest you too?
No.143169
>>142949Dios mio, I've been found out!
No.143215
>>143102Indians are only brownoids because their real pale skin is covered in shit.
No.143223
>>143167They haven't done anything to be proud of since the invention of the machine gun basically destroyed their way of life overnight.
No.143433
>>143223As soon as the world turned cringe they dipped out, which is respectable.