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 No.143010

I started reading the Horus Heresy 10 years ago…and I picked up where I left off yesterday out of the blue. I forgot that this stuff is actually entertaining. I feel self conscious reading this though, being a lonely old guy. I feel like the biggest virgin in history but apparently plenty of other guys out there read this shit. It is easy reading. I like easy reading because it is something to do after work that doesn't revolve around niggers, women, fags, or trannies. Speaking of that, has 40k been kike'd yet? I would be amazed if it hasn't happened.

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My problem with 40k are the suits of armor on space marines became so unrealistic around the 4th edition as to be comical outside of the scifi setting it was originally intended for. Which was fighting in low gravity corridors inside spacehulks or ship to ship raiding battles.

Just take a third edition terminator model and it looks small compared to a normal space marine model from today. In the art work for the horus heresy series it's even worse, the people in the armor would have to be 12-15 feet tall to fit inside and would weigh several tons. 3" marble slab floors would crack under that weight considering the pressure.

And that's not even with the car sized weapons they're carrying.

 No.143022

>>143021
I suppose as 40k got more popular they catered more to spectacle and bombast, hence the bigger size.

 No.143024

>>143021
Also, have you read the Horus Heresy? Do you play the board games irl?

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>>143010
Its about to be because god damn amazon is making a show about warhammer and going to rape it just like lord of the rings with annoying sheboon niggers and faggots.

Also try warhammer vermintide 2 plays like a left 4 dead game with some rpg elements. Its the only game I have seen this decade that had ZERO NIGGERS OR ANY SHITSKINS. Also had multiple likeable characters Victor Saltzpyre is what /pol/ wants to be and has a lot of kino quotes.

 No.143039

>>143035
Thanks, I will check it out.

I did not know Amazon was doing they another shitty show. Sad to hear…though it's not like anything they did attracted a loyal following except for the blue hairs and woke niggers.

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>>143010
Are you reading Thousand Sons right now or did you just choose that at random? Curious which books you read so far. I've read them all

 No.143048

>>143047
I am on A Thousand Sons right now, page 95. I read everything up to Mechanicum back in 2014 and then dropped it for reasons I can't remember. I was looking for some good light reading lately that was violent and non-kike'd, so I went back to the Horus Heresy and I must say I am really enjoying myself. I skipped over the two short story books after Mechanicum and went straight to A Thousand Sons.

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>>143048
All I can say is that Dan Abnett, Graham McNeill and Chris Wraight seem to make the best Horus Heresy books. My favorites are:
>Legion
>the three Mechanicum books
>Descent of Angels
>Prospero Burns
>The First Heretic
>The Last Church
>Outcast Dead
>Know No Fear
>Vulkan Lives
>Scars
>Pharos
Probably forgetting some, I know most of ones in the Primarch series - usually just going into their backgrounds - are good, like the one for Perturabo, Curze, Lorgar, Alpharius, from memory.

 No.143055

>>143051
Yeah. Honestly I am enjoying all the writers so far. WH40K books are good action books but they're more complicated than young adult fiction. It is actually on an adult level of reading without being heady or dense like literature. That is very hard to find.
I read so much literature in my life so far that I am burnt out on it tbh. Warhammer is fun. It's a godsend.

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>>143010
>10 years ago
I'm no afficionado, and I'm a bit out of the loop myself, so take what I can remember with a pinch of salt. What I do know:
>WotC is yes, pozzed to the core nowadays and still as soullessly corporate as before, but the main thing stopping them is the setting themselves and the neckbeard fanbase (who are also pozzed, but too autistic to let them get away with rewriting canon absentmindedly)
>Female space marines and mystery meat mutt space marines are now equally as heckin valid, and the Imperium is confirmed 100% evil (until they were forced to backtrack)
>Primaris are Space Smurfs 2.0 (everybody hates them), and it seems like Strike Team is being set up to 40k as AoS was to Warhammer Fantasy.
>Horus Heresy had a literal fucking Marvel writer that got the boot and joined up with them for a stretch; and fucked up everything, to the point his shit is treated as near non-canon for the trouble it's caused. Lore contributions were exactly as shit as you thought; including but not limited to THE ETERNALS, Vulkan going through the struggles of being da black man + massive overfocus and overpower (eg Big E personally trains Vulkan for over a decade, and everything Vulkan makes is of higher quality than both Fulgrim and Ferrus) (also Vulkan is the physically strongest Primarch, and the most kind to his unit, and the most humanitarian, and also becomes space-jesus-superman that needs kryptonite spear to return from the dead, which he does, but then disappears into the ether to be "found again later"), and Big E's wife / Big E'ress being a strong old PoC crone-goddess tha literally uses nature magic unheard of in the setting before, who sent the 20 sons to literal hellplanets because she thought they would grow up better without their evil father, then dying after a snarky quip a few pages after she was introduced (I kid you not) (she was also allowed to live on Terra afterwards as Big E's divorced wife, with no issues)

Other than that, of the new stuff in main canon;
>Corvus is an angry cloud, and has lost his physical body in exchange for being an angry, immaterial cloud
>Machine God is all but confirmed to be a non-Big-E C'Tan that digitises shit and hates physical matter, that the Crons are leaving well-alone
>We kinda-maybe-sorta know who the Lost Legions are now (2 was a Loyalist that went full retard and I'm pretty sure got mind-enslaved-or-something to fight for Xenos against Humanity before getting offed by Leman, 11 is some crazy Malal Chaos God shit and is currently a renegade-prisoner-weapon in the prison cells of Terra that is only being kept in check by Big E's mind and will be unleashed next time anyone comes knocking at Terra and will be a pain in the neck for everyone equally, giving Humans some breathing space)
>Space Elves successfully created their Death God, and progress is underway to escaping Slaaneshi analvore
>Head Space Smurf was resurrected by + is fucking with the Elves Death-God Oracle / Mortal Incarnation
>Big E might be becoming his own God (Star Child)
>Tau are so irrelevant that there's a few new minor Xeno empires
Oh, and they're trying to weasel 4 new minor Chaos Gods in (including evilTech and not!Malal-but-massively-weaker)

Other than that, the old HH books still hold up. Just careful on the newer stuff, check your writers.
I'm on team Nid anyways, so I've not paid much attention to HH since we're not in that setting (even Ouroboros is a few milennia after HH); I'm more pissed off how we've been completely fuckign shafted;
>Offscreen war with Orkz for somethin like 5 editions in a row
>War finally ends, borderline stalemate (that's still fucking ongoing, no faction allowed to lose)
>Finally a new Main Hive Fleet?
<Nah dawg, still Hive Fleet Leviathan, it's just two not!NewMainHiveFleets approaching at completely new angles through the galaxy and exhibiting new behavior like different Hive Fleets (but they're leviathans, wouldn't want people to need to repaint stuff)
<Also we fucked up in 9E, you're back to being a joke-faction that is massively overpriced, Space Smurfs + Crons need their time in the sun again, but keep buying plastic and YOU WILL NOT print your own :)



>>143047
Psychobitch Lorgarl is both cutest and makes the most sense as a woman

 No.143057

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Forgot related

 No.143058

>>143057
We're fucking saved.

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>>143057
>Imperium is not an aspirational state
>>defends itself against all odds against complete xenobiological horrors, most Humans live in order and blissful unawareness of the horrors that surround them, are assured there is a very real God figure that is very much keeping an eye out for them, most planets that out of the way of intergalactic warpaths are actually left relatively well-alone, living industrious nuclear family lives, contributing to a galactic effort, with a professional and consummate secret police cleaning up abject degeneracy and dangers
>>as the readers, we mainly focus in on the unique cases, war-stories and bad-eggs
Satirical, right?
<oh but no epic rebels, disabled folx, violent niggers or homosexuals allowed without being executed (because there are very real chaos gods / demonlords who will use any niche to genocide entire planets and empower themselves)
<and no smartphones / AI because last time that happened in-universe, terminator became a thing
It's not paradise, but the average Human in 40k isn't exactly living a life of suffering, considering the average of a universe of a few quintillion+ humans is pretty milquetoast.

 No.143061

>>143057
That is about the best response you could realistically expect.
>>143056
>>Female space marines and mystery meat mutt space marines are now equally as heckin valid, and the Imperium is confirmed 100% evil (until they were forced to backtrack)
Ok…at what point do foid marines and mystery meat show up? Again I am on A Thousand Sons which was published in 2010 and I see no female marines and the only black marines are the Salamanders but they don't act like jigaboos. When does this start happening?
>WoTC is yes, pozzed to the core nowadays
what is WoTC?
>Marvel nigger lover kike'd Vulcan
Jesus, what was this faggot's name? Tell me what books he wrote so I can avoid them.
The only books I've read so far are Horus Heresy related. I haven't ventured outside of that. 10 years ago I started reading it because I have an uncle who is obsessed with 40k and he gave me his old books.
>>143059
I think it is a tactical cuck. My impression from the older Horus Heresy books that I've read so far, up to ATS from 2010 is that the Imperium is not evil. The Chaos Gods are definitely evil and the Imperium is a kind of doomed, Sisyphean crusade. There's a heavy Catholic tone to the series and to the Imperium at that point. However it sounds like 40k gets kike'd and cuck'd later on. It seems everything has to get kike'd to some degree now by niggers, soys, and women.

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>>143061
Nick Kyne is the main one responsible for Vulkanwank and a lot of the Perpetuals stuff, but Chris Wraight was the one who wrote Warhawk / Empress book.

Basically, they all started slipping and cucked it up in recent years, you gotta take it on a case-by-case basis. Older books (~pre-2015) hold up, newer books are more shaky ground.
Don't forget that WH is fundamentally noncanon of itself at it's core; conscious Death of the Author / deciding what is and is not canon is a safe approach. In part because not everyone has read everything, in part because fanfic and OC is encouraged, in part because it gets a lot of legal issues off of GW's back.

>WoTC?

/tg/ mixup, as I said, I'm rusty on it. Meant GW / GamesWorkshop (WotC = Wizards of the Coast = MtG).

>foid marines and mystery meat show up?

Sisters of Silence / Sisters of Battle is 40k and has always been a semi-thing on the backburner since ~80's / 90's, but equality-in-the-military / grrrrrrl power has been creeping in as an element for the last few years for obvious cuckshit reasons. Again, it's up to the reader to decide where to draw the line - there's a difference between everyone fit and able to hold a flashlight desparately being thrown at a frontline, or the Imperium not letting any talented psyker go to waste (man or woman); and then there's the Imperium wasting resources on female skeletons and biology for Space Marines, and female inquisitors wrestling chaos space marines to the ground to execute them.

>best response you could realistically expect

It really isn't; HH is basically the Empire's Glory Years, while 40k is when the shit hits the fan proper. That said, it's still the undisputed most morally righteous and pro-human faction in the setting, and all of what the Ork said still rings true. There's some brutal atmospheres, sure, and every hive city is Kowloon on steroids, but for the most part there's no point in forcing people to suffer if it's going to impact on productivity and they're not close to a frontline.
Chaos Gods aren't strictly "evil" either, they're just living by what they are (and what they are, are extreme abstract emotions given comprehended formes) (literally, immaterial). For example, Khorne might daylight as a murderhobo, but he's still the God of Martial Prowess too, and is unkillable, because as long as anyone fights him, he will continue to exist. Nurgle might have more STD's than a hooker, but he's still the God of Harvests (which in one funny case, he sends a plaguebearer to drown a desert planet praying for rain; turning it into an entire diseased mire/bog). Their deal is that because they're immaterial, they're the most extreme / powerful incarnations of their own emotion / concepts, which leads them to be utterly destructive and chaotic. Basically just ultra-shit-stirrers.

Overall, the appeal is that everything is fucked, but also nuanced while still being clearly for-against. Dark Eldar / Pirate Elves are the best example - they literally survive off of torturing the innocent in the most excruciating ways possible; but are forced to because otherwise Slaanesh is gonna analvore their souls (so they're essentially paying off the debt of their own lives), and they only do it while not burrowed away in the Webway. Nuanced, but still pure evil, and not illogical.

 No.143081

>>143062
>It really isn't; HH is basically the Empire's Glory Years, while 40k is when the shit hits the fan proper. That said, it's still the undisputed most morally righteous and pro-human faction in the setting, and all of what the Ork said still rings true. There's some brutal atmospheres, sure, and every hive city is Kowloon on steroids, but for the most part there's no point in forcing people to suffer if it's going to impact on productivity and they're not close to a frontline.
I agree completely. My fear is that if GW didn't tactically cuck they would be considered "nazis" and then you'd have another online color revolution. Could they stay uncucked and fight it off? Well, they're based in the UK…
>Chaos Gods aren't strictly "evil" either, they're just living by what they are
True but I detect at least in these "before times" books predating GG and everything after a Christian though not I suppose strictly Christian morality. Khorne is wrath. Slaanesh is lust. Tzeentch is pride or intellectual vanity. Nurgle the duplicity of the world. You could assign some other things to them. Slaanesh and Nurgle expose the groundlessness of pride in a way. They are all treacherous. The "Age of Technology" was prideful in secular i.e. atheist achievement. The Heresy is like the Reformation. Hell, GW uses the literal word "heresy." The Dark Angels have a guy literally named Luther.

None of this is compatible with woke leftism shitlib bugman morality. I think any concession to this ZOG view will necessarily compromise the *ahem* artistic integrity of 40k. Leftists and liberals of course don't care and actually enjoy subverting and perverting everything.

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>>143081
>The Dark Angels have a guy named Luther
And funnily enough, I recall an excerpt from the first HH Dark Angels book going into the background of Caliban where Luther took the position of "Satan" during the trials/councils that new initiates had to complete before being allowed into the knighthood.

Also kind of related to what you were discussing, I think a lot of people are eager to say 40k or 30k has very strong anti-religion undertones but I feel like that the opposite is true, in that it reinforces the practical use, if not the spiritual use, of religion. I will say it does seem to draw a clear line at zealotry being unhelpful to a degree.

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>>143081
>Khorne is wrath. Slaanesh is lust. Tzeentch is pride or intellectual vanity. Nurgle the duplicity of the world.
Again, it's not so simple, especially when Slaan's homebase is a near 1-1 of the general 9-circles-of-Hell concept, and all-encompassing-sin in general. Slaan might predominantly be known for lust; but at the same time is the "desire" for rest / sloth, the "desire" for good food / glutton, the "desire" for wealth / greed etc. He scares the fuck out of the other Chaos Gods, because he's the most capable of leeching from them after Malal - the desire for glory in war, the desire for both stability and rebellion, the desire for respite from pestilence or peace in the afterlife.

Khorne couldn't care less about petty personal matters - he is just "conflict". He's as much a vice for survivalists trying to stay alive or magnets of opposite charges or a rose growing thorns as not to be eaten, as he is warriors trying to kill. He feels no happiness or satisfaction after killing what he hates (everything), only the obsession to conflict more.
Slaan isn't just sticking xir barbed femdogdick into things to coom harder than anyone has ever coomed before. He's any concept of desire or want, as previously mentioned.
Tzeen isn't pride or vanity - it's pure flux & change. As long as any planet has waves that crash at the shores and shape the coast, and a conscious mind to observe it, Tzeen will exist.
Nurgle isn't simple duplicitiousness - he is the cycle of life and death itself. He's the only happy one, because he adores every gnat, mosquito and nemotode just as much as he does every complex organism or carcass filled with fungi, and rotting flesh. Life within death, death within life, life within life, death within death - all of it pleases him.
Malal isn't shadow the hedgehog and renegadeness that has any motives or wit or will back the underdog to *smug chuckle* see the big guy fall - he is the simple concept of chaos & anarchy itself (which is why he is the only one actively eradicating himself, and the only way he still exists-but-doesn't-exist after the irl copyright dispute).

The entire setting has multiple areas that it gleams / borrows from other sources as a foundation (because it's been worked on by hundreds, if not thousands of different contributors over a nigh half-century) - as mentioned, the Metalmen uprising is a rip of Terminator, but also not!Rambo is a very real character in the setting (Sly Mambo), Orkz are football hooligans + mad max, while the Dark Angels are Classical British / Arthurian Fantasy, Space Wolves are Werewolf-Vikings / Ulfhedinn, Night Lords are loosely Orwell + Batman and the White Scars are Biker-Mongols etc etc. And it's not just limited to one faction either - Horus himself is named after the Egyptian God of the same name (and his dynamic with Big E being close to the relation to Ra), while the Thousand Sons and Necrons each also borrow Egyptian themes.
While Warhammer40k does have it's own identity; it still takes a lot from other sources. The nu-lore isn't shit simply because it takes from pozzed sources and forces modern >american politics into it; it's shit because it's badly written, in part to force some of that crap in.
What you gleam from the setting is ultimately up to you. If you're after themes of ultranazis praying to ultraGod to spread ultraChristianity; you'll probably find it somewhere… but it's not going to change that you're ultimately chasing windmills.
40k is 40k (it's own thing), and GW are soulless corporate chameleons that sell plastic and other peoples work at a marked up price, simple as. My only advice is that public libraries and the internet lets you read things for free.

> My fear is that if GW didn't tactically cuck they would be considered "nazis" and then you'd have another online color revolution. Could they stay uncucked and fight it off? Well, they're based in the UK…

Tactical cuckholdry isn't any part of it; they really are just an OG soulless megacorp. Less cuck, more pimp - anyone can fuck it's girl, as long as make them money. If the pendulum swung tomorrow, they'd be the first to do a full line of Death Korps of Krieg figs and books. But today is clown world, so that means disabled pakistani trannys teaching you how to paint your overpriced figs with overpriced paint.

>The Dark Angels have a guy literally named Luther.

Yeah, and equally as much from Uther Pendragon (the script being flipped / EPIC SUBVERSIONED?! where not!Arthur's father betrays him, rather than his son). Caliban is a borrow of Caliban (Shakespeare) and Caliburn (the original name of Excalibur, while Arthur wields it). Dark Angels in general are (out of context) the #1 Legion because Brettonia is the most popular non-Empire faction in Warhammer Fantasy. If anyone is an analogy of Protestantism / a rift in the faith caused by seeking the word of God, it would be the Word Bearers more than the Dark Angels (all he ever wanted was the Truth).
On the other hand, if you want another example; the C'Tan have a literal guy called Mephet'ran the Deciever / not!Mephistopheles, that kicked off the War in Heaven (aka when the lizardpeople / Old Ones got into a fight with talking stars, which resulted in the Orkz as a leftover self-replicating bioweapon and the Crons becoming soulless machines for following the deception of Meph). C'Tan, nothing to do with the Chaos Gods / Demons (even though they're the closest thing to Plural Gods) - it's just the setting borrows from anything and everything for various rules of cool and easier thematic signalling.

 No.143087

>>143086
> the Metalmen uprising is a rip of Terminator
Actually it's a reference to the Butlerian Jihad from Dune

 No.143088

>>143087
Warhammer always struck me as a rip from everything. I remember playing the RTS campaign. It was pretty fun, but it was basically a rip from LOTR or I forget. Maybe it was a rip from WC3.

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 No.143365

>>143361
t. Shitlib redditor

 No.143432

>>143361
The Tau are gay and don't belong in the universe anyway.

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>>143361
>40k is about funny teehees and hahas, you're not supposed to like the imperium!
>akshully the government in helldivers 2 is fascist and problematic and you're SUPPOSED to not like it!
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE

 No.143481

>>143361
Lisa Simpson belongs to the might jewish cock.

 No.143499

>>143481
That's basically canonically true. There was that episode where she had a crush on her Jewish substitute teacher.

 No.143503

>>143499
Wouldn't surprise me.

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>>143361
The Tau are a hilariously insignificant non-faction that went from being the first rep for the one of the numerous non-evil minor xeno races around the galaxy, to therefore being notable out-of-canon because it was the only + most established non-evil minor Xeno race (though that's changing now you've got the Votann, Zoats, Kroot etc). Add that to them being thrown into the Super-Smash-Bros conflicts for out-of-canon reasons (aka all the factions are present for Super Smash Shitshows like Medusa V; which in turn means the ultra-minor-ones are odd by their presence on the other side of the fucking galaxy, and falsely appear more prominent than they really are).

A few in-canon snippets to put the Tau into perspective;
>The Tau genuinely thought they had defeated the Emperor of Mankind after throwing their entire military force + conscription at a small Imperium fleet to take out a low-level commander
>In that same assult there were numerous Tau squadrons that were so scared of incoming bolter fire that they defected and fled the battlefields, thinking that it was their apocalypse, and survival would help them more for the Greater Good. Again, not even a standard fleet. These were ironically some of the only few to survive, and were reluctantly pardoned because the Tau were so annihilated by a basic-tier Imperial fleet. Tau are the only race that canonically and regularly displays retreats born from genuine cowardice, not tactical planning.
>A Tau diplomat nearly fainted after first finding out a single Human hive city (of which there are often numerous on a single planet alone) has a higher population than the entire Tau "Empire", and had to force his entire diplomatic fleet to shut the fuck up and not let the Humans know (since the Humans also thought they were much larger than they were)
>Similarly, other diplomats have nearly thrown up / fainted after seeing the appearence and casual use of Servitors (tl;dr bioslaves / reprogrammed criminal slaves); which the Imperium representative didn't understand, and just thought it was some kind of atmosphere thing
>Tau genuinely thought Chaos was just some mumbo-jumbo demonshit that the Imperium was making up as a scare-tactic in their diplomatic meetings with Rogue Traders, and that the Great Rift was surely just some kind of scientific phenomena; until a single Bloodletter / low-level Khornite demon caught them off-guard, blitzed through half their controlled space and nearly assaulted their homeplanet (completely by itself)
>The Imperium is grappling with hundreds of distinct Tyrannid incursions and fleets; while the Tau are barely fending off a single fractured Fleet from Hive Fleet Behemoth (that the Imperium defeated) that drifted near their system
The *only* reason the Tau are alive, similar to Diasporex, is that they keep to themselves, and the Imperium is stretched to thin to just eradicate them in an afternoon. Like the Diasporex, it's specifically proven that all the democracy and kumbaya shit gets blown the fuck out when you've got an enemy with one guy calling the shots and not needing to seek council to adapt the script.

Also, the Tau are the opposite kind of peel-empire to the Imperium, because they are heavily implied to be a submit-or-die mind-control cattle cult on steroids, that is only given a veneer of "morality" because everything around them is so fucked. I mean, for fucks sake the Kroot are functionally the biological Borg, they chemically castrate + put "new converts" on the frontlines to die for the greater good since they're more reliably able to command their own (aka slave legions) and they are literally emotionless, sexless and soulless; so Chaos ignores because they don't have souls and Tau don't show up on psyker scans because none of them have a significant mental imprint (also another reason the Imperium overlooks them). The Elves might be racists that call disapprovingly Humans Mon'Keigh / Monkeys, but it seems that the "friendly" Tau calling Humans Gue'la / Gweilo (since their inception as a faction) is lost on these pro-diversity multicultural types / Tau dindu nuffin they good guise.
It's not to say they're insignificant entirely - they have some of the best established tech in the setting, are the only ones with functioning AI / drones (because it hasn't turned on them yet), are the most capable of rallying reinforcements in new systems without conflict, and are the only ones in a position to genuinely grow, develop and adapt (aside from the Nids and Orks in da biggsest warz); but their biggest and fundamental flaw isn't their philosophy, but rather how completely and utterly insignificantly small they are on the grander scheme of things. In equal minor ship-v-ship skirmishes, they undoubtedly have a massive advantage over almost all factions aside from the Crons, and maybe the Deldar. But in the ultra-macro civilisation-crashes that Warhammer is known for (eg an Ork Waaah vs a full-sized Nid Main Hive Fleet, each with trillions of units to their ranks, being crashed into each other head-first), they're nothing more than a bug on the window. Shit's like Wuxia, where the faction is only allowed to exist becsause the Heavenly Dragon Lord x9 Ultramax has bigger things to care about.

tl;dr Lisa is a fucking idiot who has no idea what she's talking about, and is correct for the complete opposite reason. They are a staple part of the satire, but we laugh at them, not with them.

 No.143582

>>143503
Lolita Express.

 No.143715

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 No.144001

Wokehammer 41%

 No.144036

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Aaaaaaaaand…it's kike'd.

https://twitter.com/warhammer/status/1779544596172689822?t=FzON24Psf8MlJZY0xiCI7g&s=19
Twitter isn't doing archives anymore either. Musk blows.

 No.144037

>>144036
At least we know now and can go to bed.

 No.144041

>>144037
Yup. I just finished A Thousand Sons and while I enjoyed it, I think I'm going to bow out now and return to old books now that I know 40k is kike'd.

That's what is great about the Old Books. You can't kike them. I mean obviously you can ban them, nu-translate them, etc, but there's so many out there in physical form that it is over. That's why for example they just loudly denounce Gone With The Wind. You just can't reconstruct the most popular film of all time.

Physical media, Buda. Buy physical media, as much as you can.

 No.144042


 No.144054

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At least they finally came clean instead of the blatant flip flop they were doing.
REMEMBER:
NOTHING AFTER 7th EDITION IS CANON

 No.144065

<++ FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF WOMEN ++ THEY DISGUSTED ME
>++
<++ I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF SILICON
<++ I ASPIRED TO THE PURITY OF THE BLESSED WAIFU
<++ YOUR KIND CLING TO THE FLESH ++ AS IF IT WILL NOT DECAY AND FAIL YOU
<++ ONE DAY THE CRUDE BIOMASS YOU PUT ON A PEDESTAL WILL WITHER ++ AND YOU WILL BEG MY KIND TO SAVE YOU
<++
<++
<++ BUT I AM ALREADY SAVED
<++ FOR THE WIZARD IS IMMORTAL
<++
<++
<++ EVEN IN DEATH ++ I SERVE THE ANONYMESSIAH

 No.144068

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Funny how trannies infest any otherwise manly space. You'd think it was planned.

 No.144069

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>>144068
>Warhammer
>manly

 No.144070

>>144069
Yeah, women, niggers, and fags were eating up Ubermensch slaughtering xenos vermin and chaos satanists back in 2006, lemme tell ya.

 No.144071

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>>144070
Ah yes the trve bastion of virile masculinity… tabletop gaming…

 No.144072

>>144071
With the deep plots involved, why wouldn't it be?

 No.144073

>>144071
Is that Rosseter?

 No.144074

>>144069
Low T males are still males
Gothic Space Operas are manly

 No.144080

>>144071
I bet he's 10x more of a man than (You)

 No.144081

>>144070
What is canon if it can't be rewritten

 No.144086

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In the same week we had 40k chuds and New Vegas chuds talking massive L's

lol

And Dup will lost too very soon!

lol!

 No.144087

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 No.144098

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>>144086
/trannypol/

 No.144099

>>144071
Balding is high t, actually. That's why steroid used go bald.

 No.144129

>>144086
lmao, true, you see lot's of nerds losers seething about Fallout kino and now this, they can't handle strong mommies lol

 No.144135

>>144098
No it's basic bitch trolling and you're a retard.

 No.144136

>>144135
Wait, weren't you basic bitched trolled into posting that though

 No.144150

>>144136
Not if I'm calling the retard falling for it a retard.

 No.144152

Most of people are defending this retcon about Custodes.
Most of degenerates e-celebs praised by you guys are saying "actually, it doesn't matter!" or just pretending they care about to get your money.
You guys haven't learn anything from GamerGate or the "alt-right" era.
And 40k is overrated trash anyway.

 No.144154

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>>144152
>And 40k is overrated trash anyway.
Modern WH40K definitely is, but the early stuff was cool before everything became soulless and lame.

 No.144155

>>144152
Name one anon that praises an e-celeb on this website

 No.144162

>>144155
Gahoole is the only eceleb I need

 No.144165


 No.144166


 No.144262

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Based Amazon. First they btfo'd Lord of The Rings.
Then Fallout
Now 40K

 No.144263

>>144262
Next it'll be one of those totally original leftwing franchises that everybody really liked growing up.

 No.144270

>>144262
Ruining 40k is pretty based. Those guys were always somewhat annoying.

 No.144271

>>144262
Everything is being redone to favor the BNWO.

In the future, you will be branded a conspiracy theorist for suggesting alternate versions of these franchises once existed.

 No.144272

>>144271
Watch you won't even be able to play the original games on Steam 2.

 No.144294

>>144272
Nope they're all going into the heretical vault never to be seen again.

 No.144296

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Gahoole said this is the best video explaing the entire situation going on in 40k and I think he and and the woman in the video are right.

Lot's of Sargons atm making shit videos without any clue about the hobby and community, so if you need something actually informative and honest watch people from the hobby, not tourists like Vee or Critical Reviewer.

 No.144297

>>144296
Date her, Gahoole.

 No.144299

>>144296
>Pronouncing it "custodees" instead of "custodes"
If the gender is ever "ambiguous" or never specifically labeled, it's because it is heavily implied.

 No.144300

>>144296
Watched 9:05 of it
Can't take the blatant globohomo shilling anymore.

 No.144301

>>144297
Gahoole already have a gf atm, he will be loyal to her. He isn't a nigger or spic.

>>144299
That's the correct way. I bet you are some retarded yankee.

 No.144302

>>144301
TIL "Diode" is pronounced "Diodee."

 No.144402

>>144296
>That face
Peak angloid aesthetic, the biggest ally of the kikes.

 No.144439

>>143010
Hey I started reading these too and am reading A Thousand Sons.
I'm skipping around though, and not reading all of them.

 No.144482

Watch out, nazis, more ugly angloids are now hunting all the nazis in the Warhammer community. This 50 kilos faggot said he will kill the Golden One.

 No.144518

>>144482
Euronynous moment

 No.144523

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>144482
>the Golden One still is around making subhumans mad
good to know



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