/dunk/ - Off topic

>>143451
He has a dual role as the public defender and the court jester.

>>143451
I wish trannies would learn from this. Traps are unequivocally gay. This is the kind of shit that gets my dick diamonds. I don't care if he's too old to get it up. I don't want his crusty ass. I just want some clown heaving breath on my cock while I'm boinking his huge tits.

As an accelerationist, I approve of this Clown World nonsense. As soon as Ohio okays a third gender option on my driver's license, I totally intend to check the "other" option and show up wearing a wig and a full blown beard, just so I can finally fuck with the cops.

>>143462
Forgot to post the pic. This is going to be my next DL photo. I dare the cops to stop me.

We have to troonmax, Legally.

>Seattle
There you go. That place is cursed.

Might be a good strategy to get in your opposing side's head. Objecting over pronouns and shit.

>>143451
>>143485
He could probably run for judge in Seattle and win.

>>143515
Today it's drag queen attorneys, tomorrow the judge will be a drag queen.

>>143485
I remember when you only met uggos like this on trailer parks and extremely isolated towns.

How the fuck are you guys not gooming to this?
She makes me want to power nut.

>>143529
Thank you america, very cool

>>143529
fvvvvvvvvvvvvvck…

I've never cum this hard in my fucking life.
GOD DAMN

Eat your heart out, Seattle

>>143552
My dick is confused. I know it's wrong, but it feels SO RIGHT. Seriously though, is this our future? Troon maxing for the lulz? Dare I say, for PROFIT?! It reminds me of the Canadian shop teacher who trooned for trolls. Can we weaponize "clowning" and fight fire with fire? If you strap on some cartoonishly massive fake tits and a wig, change your pronouns, and "come out" to the world as a woman, you're potentially scratching a lottery ticket and using their own poison against them. And the more that we fuel these obvious trolls and fan the flames (the fire rises), the more we win in the most hilarious way possible, making fools of our rulers and their absurd decisions.

That said, if this "stunning and brave" woman wants to run for district attorney, she has my vote. She's super hot and I want to cum all over her huge tits. I love her and support the trans community. We need more "women" like "her."

>>143552
It's going to take some work and epic trolling on our part, but we're going to scream the quiet part out loud until the normies get furious about it.

"That's not a real woman! REEEEEEEE!" That's what we want. Fly under the flag and privilege that they've given us, and troon for the lulz. To such a degree that the normies hate us. Likewise, we can sue the government for trying to stop us. Our rulers need to be taught a lesson in the most hilarious of ways possible.

>>143553
I don't think it's a ruse. These old guys just snap and get convinced by a gay lover fag that manipulates them.
I've heard of 50+ year old men getting bottom surgery and convincing all their old relatives to call them by a girl name. They're just insane.

If I was poor enough to be assigned a public defender like Bryan Dunn then I would just plead guilty if that was my attorney.

>>143574
Fuck that. I'd ask to suck his tits with the cameras off. Then when he gets me off, just ghost his ass.
That's not one but two euphemisms for ejaculating.

>>143520
Are you a kike?

>>143577
Why would you ask this?
He's right.

God I love this woman.

>>143576
There's nothing to suck you degenerate retard, it's all plastic.

>>143790
What are you trying to say