/dunk/ - Off topic

>>155667
I've been ghosting this milf for over a week and just now she was trying to talk to me on another app. I don't rule out meeting her again, but at the moment I'm not interested in anything like that, I've already had a social overload with friends during this week and at the moment I just want to be alone reading or painting.

>>155667
Honor is hard to come by these days.

Today I had casual sex, the first of the year, bros. I'm going to report it here even though I know I'll probably just make some fag seethe or say it's all a lie. I'm not going on 4chan or Discord to blogpost about it, nor do I want to talk about it with some of my friends.

Just some hookup. She wasn't exactly my ideal type, but she was the type that sometimes makes me want to have some nice and verbal sex. The conversation itself was bad for me because I found her very vague and dull. We've been talking for the last five days, and only today did I decide to meet her.
She lives in a commie block, and I'm not used to navigating that kind of pleb place. Halfway there, she played a little game of not wanting to tell me the exact number of the apartment, and I was afraid she'd block me when I was already there since she kept insisting that I show myself to her on cam before the meeting, and I didn't do it. She stood at the window watching me, according to her, but I refused to look up.
Anyway, I finally got into her place. She was already in her lingerie and had considered getting dressed and meeting me first at the nearby park. I was surprised that she was shorter than I thought and younger too. I think a small part of me thought that was lucky.

If I were a sperg like Nuzach or Mormon Shaggy, I would have taken it badly that she played this little game with me, but whatever. The apartment was better than I thought a commie block would be, with a bar, and I ended up having a brandy, which I'm not used to, before we went to bed.

I went down on her first, played with her nipples, and, for whatever reason, she wanted to play with mine too. She didn't say it specifically, but she's one of those rare women nowadays who actually prefers a big hairy guy over some soytwink (Yes, I'm a big guy).
Although it was cold in my house, her place was warm. She just opened the window but left the curtain closed, and I ended up getting all sweaty like a hog.
We had sex, and honestly, it was a rather tedious process-only two positions in total, with her complaining at first about the pain and insisting that I should use a bit of lube. Neither she nor I said anything about using a condom. I came inside her, and I honestly hope that, like all modern women, she is using the pill.
The best part of the sex was that after I came, she did a bit of dirty talk while playing with her clitoris, and I was still hard inside her. That was the point when I realized that I didn't enjoy the sex. I think that unless it's someone I care about, sex for me only really arouses lust if there's something kinky going on, like dirty talk.

I had a date for Sunday with someone else, but I think I'll give up on that. After sex, she started talking about her personal life, and I realized that she wasn't as braindead as I thought during our text conversation.
She sort of let it be known that she would agree to meet me again earlier so that we could spend more time together, but since I left her house an hour and a half ago, I haven't opened the app to see if she's blocked me or not and I don't feel like actually meeting with her again at least for a few weeks.
I know that other anons here suffer from the same problem. We want a relationship, not just casual sex. It's not the same compared to when we were still in college or high school.

>>160854
Hopefully it works out.

>>160854
For example, I'm also tired of casual sex, But I'm going to give a fuck and try to have more sex this year.

I'm not going to keep the illusion that I'll get a girlfriend by staying at home acting like a Deus Vult larper like so many others who mostly end up being gay.
My only real concern is how society and the law are so extreme against men, in case I end up marrying a woman who destroys me in the divorce.

>>160854
>I went down on her first
Stopped reading there, I know all I need to know.

>>161039
You are a virgin

>>161070
It's a plus to know that every time I fuck a pussy I make you seethe, Nuzach.

>>161171
You are an incel

>>161173
You're the one who hasn't had sex in fifteen years to the point of going insane, LMAO!

>>160854
> she's one of those rare women nowadays who actually prefers a big hairy guy over some soytwink (Yes, I'm a big guy)
>Neither she nor I said anything about using a condom
Fatties would rather catch AIDS than stop eating krispy kreme and burger king for every meal

^

>>161229
What is it with Reddit dweebs and pizza?
>>161244
>Pro Muslim
>Pro science
>Pro facts
It's completely obvious these "people" don't care about having a worldview that actually makes sense.

>>161246
you can not accurately call what these subanimals have as a 'worldview', they are programmable 'things' that repeat whatever the holy scrying mirrors tell them. They don't have brains to have a worldview in the first place

>>161246
pizza is a codeword for cp

>>160854
Based king.

This thread made me try to find some dates and ignore all the doom and gloom. And yeah, I saw that it is not something impossible as some make it seem.
Do you guys really have problems getting at least one woman interested in you on dating apps???
I finally tried using one of those dating apps where you can only start chatting if both people have approved each other, and I had no problems getting multiple women of all ages interested. Only one single mother showed up, other than that it was single women, mostly zoomers.
I never took it seriously when some people said I was "handsome" or had a nice smile, but seeing so many women actually take the initiative to come to me showed me that I should be more positive and confident.

>>160854
based, in all aspects

>>164038
>Do you guys really have problems getting at least one woman interested in you on dating apps???
Nigger, I have a problem getting women to think of me as anything other than a subhuman ogre. I don't even know what I do wrong to give them the "ick". It's like beating a dog that doesn't know what it does wrong, except instead of being beaten I have the displeasure of seeing women look at me with fear, disgust or pure hatred in their eyes and of hearing their pussies audibly dry up like water being sucked through a vacuum.
I go on dating apps to get a woman to talk to me, but literally all I get are fatties, old hags and single moms. I've even had to swipe past obvious troons. I try my hand with the better ones among the first three, because a nigga should try, and all I get are one-word messages before getting ghosted. What the fuck do you people want me to do? It's so tiresome.

>>160854
Finally a blogposting around here that isn't just some old incel shitskin crying about how pathetic he is.
Well done. That's what I keep saying, I'll never understand how some people on imageboards complain about how difficult it is to find casual sex from time to time. Just don't be Indian or deformed.

>>164485
People just don't want to leave their comfort zone.

>>164085
Are you serious or just LARPing like the incel for lols? Because I honestly can only believe the second one, because that's what I liked to do years ago to fool the newfags.
Aside from one or two bozos around here who have terrible personalities, I don't believe we have anons who are so ugly and bad at getting pussy occasionally.

>>164485
>Just don't be Indian or deformed.
Hasn't helped me at all. I'm tall, white, etc., but bitches just do not want me for whatever reason. I don't understand what I'm supposed to do. Do I need to be some impossible higher image of the Ubermensch descended from the Heavens himself just to get a crumb of pussy from a 2/10 35 yo deathfat slave bitch whore with twelve misbegotten mulattoes from thirteen vantablack nigger fathers?
>>164532
>serious or just LARPing like the incel
Not everyone is your boogeyman, el retardo. There are at least a couple of incels here. And it don't fucking matter. There is no sincerity nor irony, only a terror-hyperreality where there is nothing but an endless stream of horrific images flying past your vision rendering you totally slave subhumanized - useless, worthless, helpless, endlessly despairing due to your total inferiority, and then swallowed up into a collective thoughtform-hivemind - in a matter of moments.
But to answer your question "seriously" (LOL), I've sincerely tried before. I guess when women catch a whiff of autism they get scared and decide to abandon ship so as to not be fucked by the completely and totally inferior slave subhuman before them.

>>164503
This.

I finally downloaded a dating site and I have women desperate to talk to me, a mutt even got angry because I took so long to reply to her. Obviously most of them are Latinx, Indian or black because they are in need of men who are not trash, but also good looking white ones appear. I only ignore single mothers.

>>164725
>I only ignore single mothers.
That's a high standard to have at our age. If they have White children, it shows they have their head screwed on right at least.

>>164725
same, Gahoole was right, it's so easy to get pussy in florida

>>164761
>all non-White whores
Get dat pussay! Muh dik!

Is this true?

>>165442
Iccuckz sure is happy!

>>164761
Just be blonde and have blue eyes and you won't be short of pussy.

>>160854
> I was surprised that she was shorter than I thought and younger too
based, good for you, anon.

>>167518
>everyone here must be virgin, because i'm a gay incel.
Things like this make me think that you really are deeply unhappy and mentally ill rather than just shitposting.

>He forgot his sage
Yep, here is a bump.
A good reminder that you are a homosexual incel approaching forty years of age.

>>167524
>>167528
Why do you virgins think you know anything about me? I've been making fun of you for 5 years and you haven't doxed shit. I was once a nigger, then I became a Jew, now I am Indian for some reason, and I was 30 years old but now I am 40 years old, I had sex 15 years ago but I am a virgin too. It's weird how you get so angry you start grasping for anything to make your hurt feelings better but you literally have nothing to go off of because I outsmarted you this whole time and made you spill all your spaghetti. Then Gayhoolio comps gaylogs because he was getting owned by the webring lol. What a pathetic bunch of crying virgins you are.
>seethes at the sage
renegated lol

>>160854
>have sex with woman
>start thinking about nuzach
What did he mean by that?

>>167529
>wastes every day of his life raging out at harmless posts and spamming black dicks and screenshots, turning himself into the webrings unpaid jester
>I outsmarted you this whole time
Nuzach, the only people you outsmarted where all those people in your life telling you to get a job, an education, you really showed them, your parents must be so proud you do nothing but have mental breakdowns on tvch and alogs all day.

>>167529
Kino post

>>164761
Gahoole is gay. Time to admit.

>>167541
Zidan is a french nafri fed from the site jeuxvideo.com

did u cum 2 bb

Remembering that you will be here on Sunday seething and coping, while I will be fucking a brunette.

>>164771
Gahoole and Emoji were right.
I don't even need to post pictures of myself in cars or fancy places, just my face and me casually dressed at home, and there's no shortage of women of all types and ages wanting my big conquistador cock. Even Tinder isn't as bad as I thought.

>>168602
My idea of a good time isn't hooking up with some whore looking for a free meal. I'd rather watch anime or films.

>>168603
Playing Tsukihime instead, much funner than whoring.