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 No.152516

SATANIST STYX ARRESTED

I told you Styx wouldn't be getting away with it. I've discovered Chaos Magic a month and now I'm a powerful chaos mage. My Sun + Venus In Scorpio in the 9th house + my Retrograde Jupiter in Pisces in the 1st House and Pisces as the Ascendant give me an exceptionally high supply of intense spiritual energy to use in my rituals. TARL WARWICK, I TOLD YOU YOU WERE FINISHED. STOP SEXUALLY ABUSING WOMEN. I am ascending to the likes of Crowley, Spare and Rasputin. soon you will see my name everywhere, with mg lavish lifestyle full of debauchery, and everyone is gonna wonder "how tf is he pulling that off"? and I will give a little nod to /pol/ and /x/ and you will know.
Easy tutorial to get what you want in life (including politics)
>find a quiet place where you wont be disturbed
>get a piece of paper and a pen
>write your intention in the present tense or past like "Jane Doe is in love with me". In older texts you'll also find intentions written as a clear wish like "This my wish to acquire the strength of a tiger by October 2024" or something like that.
>remove all vowels and repeated letters leaving only consonants
>you can also pick only the first letter of each word if your intention is too long or if you wanna simplify it
>use the remaining letters to create a unique symbol. if it feels "magical" it's good. there are no rules though.
>draw the symbol while focusing on your intention visualize it happening now
>charge the sigil through masturbation. bring yourself to the point of orgasm focusing on the symbol.
>release your energy into the sigil during climax, (you can cum on your sigil basically)
>throw the sigil in the trash or destroy it so you can forget it
>move on with your day

 No.152517

The grift is over boyos.

 No.152530

damn styx is tapping only prime pussy, good on him, and he is beating that bpd whore ass alright, based

 No.152557

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.152599

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I've never understood the appeal of him. He always seemed too midwitted to justify his smug attitude. I remember him mentioning the Iberian peninsula to a woman who didn't know what it was, and he explained that it was Italy. He's also been lame ever since he's reduced himself to shamelessly shilling for MAGA Republicanism well past its sell-by date. The fact that he was supporting Nick Rekieta recently should also have been seen as a serious red flag.

He's basically a non-sped KingCobraJFS with all the charm sucked out.
>>152516
>My Sun + Venus In Scorpio in the 9th house + my Retrograde Jupiter in Pisces in the 1st House and Pisces as the Ascendant give me an exceptionally high supply of intense spiritual energy to use in my rituals.
Assuming this isn't shitposting or copypasta, where did you get your knowledge of astrology from?

Also, what about Styx tipped you off?

 No.152623

>>152599
Honestly hes making /cow/ seethe i dont care, RALPHAMALE FOREVER.

 No.152625

>>152516
You can tell from OP's vid that she was just there for the clout and e-fame. She wasn't into him hugging on her and feeling her up. She probably got uppity with him and Tarl finally smacked the shit out of that bitch, as I'm sure she deserved. He should have known better. Just imagine the thousands of gold digging worthless skanks that try to throw themselves at Elon every day. He almost has to be a volcel by choice simply for self preservation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZPECFQ4NhE

 No.152639

>>152599
Low effort everything, regurgitating the same talking points from every skeptic while not bothering to look decent.



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