No.174004
Choose Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram and a thousand others ways to spew your bile across people you've never met. Choose updating your profile, tell the world what you had for breakfast and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old flames, desperate to believe that you don't look as bad as they do. Choose live-blogging, from your first wank 'til your last breath; human interaction reduced to nothing more than data. Choose ten things you never knew about celebrities who've had surgery. Choose screaming about abortion. Choose rape jokes, slut-shaming, revenge porn and an endless tide of depressing misogyny. Choose 9/11 never happened, and if it did, it was the Jews. Choose a zero-hour contract and a two-hour journey to work. And choose the same for your kids, only worse, and maybe tell yourself that it's better that they never happened. And then sit back and smother the pain with an unknown dose of an unknown drug made in somebody's fucking kitchen. Choose unfulfilled promise and wishing you'd done it all differently. Choose never learning from your own mistakes. Choose watching history repeat itself. Choose the slow reconciliation towards what you can get, rather than what you always hoped for. Settle for less and keep a brave face on it. Choose disappointment and choose losing the ones you love, then as they fall from view, a piece of you dies with them until you can see that one day in the future, piece by piece, they will all be gone and there'll be nothing left of you to call alive or dead. Choose your future, Veronika. Choose life.
No.174005
Merry Christmas!. Meeeeery Christmas, Mr. Yakuza!
No.174006
>>174004Let's go for another ten!
No.174471
>>174440I'd let him duck my dick and swallow my cum load.
No.175413
Yakuza, I am glad you are still here. The one part of /tv/ not consumed with nuzach conspiracy and posting.
No.175421
>>175413Internet is dead. Linux got hacked.
Time to leave.
No.175423
>>175413>newfaggot janny is so mad he is editing postskek, this is a new one.
No.175428
>>175423Post a proof please.
No.175536
>>174004Should've worked like a dog in that gas station, living in a shoebox eating rice and chicken saving for plastic surgery in a 3rd-world shithole.
Then every chick would have loved your rape jokes, slut-shaming, revenge porn, and endless misogyny
No.175551
>>175541Get better softcore porn please
No.176890
>>176886
>Is that Blaine from alogs.space? Rember that guy?
I think I know who you're talking about because I think he used to post here. He was a tranny who posted pictures of his ass on here. I dislike him now that I've heard he was into cee pee.
Speaking of trannies, does anyone remember Robert Wayne Stiles from 789chan/888chan/classic /cow/? He disappeared a long time ago, and many have assumed that he died of an overdose. It's kind of sad, because it looked like he was trying to get his life together instead of sitting on the board and raging at people.
No.176895
>>176890I wouldn't remember a troon from that long ago I remember chijo a bit. Early trannies were certainly funnier than nutroons.
No.176896
>>176895>chijoThat name definitely rings a bell, but I'm coming up blank on him past that.
>Early trannies were certainly funnier than nutroons.The ones from decades ago also come across like they weren't quite as fucked in the head. The impression I get is that a lot of them could admit that they were biologically men.
No.176898
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I want to go back
No.176906
>>176890remember Wolfspider? lol
They are all gone now. No one but /pol/troons and Yakuza here now. It is depressing.
No.176913
>>176896Chijo was a regular on altchans such as spacechan and coronachan ran by notorious shitadmin called Patch.
Chijo was obsessed with Yume Nikki and would constantly sadpost about being homeless which of course caused people to bully him more, which he deserved on account of being an annoying namefag and tranny.
He had a few notable moments like doxxing his boyfriend and trying to hang himself in his closet to which the pole collapsed under his weight and he cried over. Of course he was filming this and posted it after for more sadboy points.
Honestly those boards were fun. There were a lot of characters, like Reuben Fortes the admin under Patch, a guy named die4israel who would spam every thread and be annoying, and a guy called Stephanie who became a bit of a meme in his own right after his face pictures got leaked (Brandonposting).
Rumor has it Patch and die4 are still around still making shitchans every so often and shutting them down a few days later such as 8channel (no relation to moe) or 64chan, as became tradition of sites ran by Patch. The regulars back then bounced around probably over 10 websites. The longest running was coronachan by far though.
No.176914
>>176913Chijo was a failed homosexual who never transitioned into a troon, he didn't get the right shit because he was a junkie and a bum.
Who was that other middle-aged jew on the cast of characters who later attempted to become a troon? I remember he posted pictures of the estrogen.
No.176922
>>176906I remember Wolfspider from here due to his odd writing style.
>>176913>>176914I'm having a weird tip-of-my-tongue type of experience trying to recall him. I remember the name and feel like I've seen pictures of him before, but I don't know where I heard about him or really what he looked like. It must have been /cow/ where I came across him.
No.176958
>>175421It's worse, Encyclopedia Dramatica is on a slow decay every time its host gets shitcanned: browse any article recapping lolcows from 10 years and all of its screencaps are vanished, we're living in an era of enabling cuckolds, any popular current Jewtuber could've been the perfect target to get milked but thanks to strict anti-bullying norms it has gotten impossible, everyone has degraded their taste just to feel accepted, the term "lolcow" only applies to people who are not leftwing while its considered aura-farming whenever pedophile trannies are openly grooming failed abortions (AKA crack the egg)
No.177059
>>176958Who do you want us to do, bro? We live in the age of the Menkoe. Millennials were the ones who made the internet great. Faggot ass Zoomers let it go to shit and devour Zogslop gleefully.