No.179376
>>179308Perfect for transporting more NIGGERS to Sheboygan, Wisconsin
No.179393
QUANTUM LINK ACTIVE
No.179412
I never liked the tabloids as I like to come up with conspiracy theories on my actual own rather than let someone else tin foil hat me into looking like a fool. Do they control minds? Yeah. Would wearing tin foil help? No, and even if it could you'd be dumb for assuming you are not just targetted but that they'd not further intervene if you blocked the signals. Teleportation over such a small distance isn't even helpful unless you make a series of 'gates' so as to increase the distance.
>but I need to go to x state or nation RIGHT NOW
No fuck you. You don't. We do not need jets. Fuck you. Boats were fine. You need more time off, useless and overworked motherfuckers. 2k miles is no stargate. How many fucking gates would you need to connect to get to even mars with this shit? I'll ask an LLM.
>bla bla the distance changes you would need 70k
Seventy-thousand pairs of gates. SO 140k gates would be needed. I guess powering them would be fun via that Tesla thing where you can use microwaves to power something, but doing it from 2k miles away? Maybe a beam of something other than microwaves can be used to power them. I doubt it'd work well at all. The moon though, hmmm. I guess we need to go mine helium number and make new faggot lands to be owned by the kikes and kike enablers up there on the moon like loonatics. Only 119 to 238 pairs to get to the moon, and 2k while moving really fast around the planet keeps you in orbit as the space station is less far than that. I'd guess the gates would have to line up like a clock's hands though as you spin, or maybe just makes more gates so it lines up more often with the linear ones? Or are any of them linear? I wonder how the physics plays out on the position of the moon gates as the further away they are the less fast they'd have to be spinning around the Earth. How often would they line up?
>Kepler's Third Law
>2 gates every 95 minutes
>3 gates every few months
>4 gates are once every decades or centuries
>5 gates are hundreds of thousands of years to line up
>10 gates would take 13.8 billion years to line up, the age of the actual universe so far
Oh… never. Never as in ever ever. Useless technology detected.