No.5616
4. YEW KIGGEDA HOWMLESS MAYN IN'DUH HEAD, AN TOOK HIS DAWG…
No.5617
"That was a prank"
No.5618
"I downd see hao thad's a pwank"
"Cause it made me laugh when I did it."
No.5619
SUDDENLY, PIM AND CHARLIE FROM SMILING FRIENDS CRASHED THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF EAN THEIR MORTY & RICKYMORTICED SPACESHIP!!!
No.5620
"Oh good" said Sam Hyde. "It's my celebrity pals the Smiling Friends. Perhaps they will make me smile again!"
No.5621
"Gosh golly gee willikers, CHAR-LEE, it's your -FAVORITE- COMEDIAN - SAMUEL HYDE-STIIINE!" squealed Pim like a mischling emaciated pink NIGLET-PIGLET, squiggling his hands to an incessant gay nigga rhythm <TARIQ NASHEED VOICE>.
"Yeah well you know he's kind of nothing in comparison backslash relation forwardslash intergration to Sleepycabin alright - Corey and Stamper and Oney and Hasdel and Tomar and Tomar's Emeralds and -NOT JONTRON- have a whole 'nother COLLECT BLUE SPHERES LEVEL on that NEBULOUS BUSTER BROWN-TOWNCASER and -I- AM NOT MOTHERFUCKING CHARLES CARROL TO THE ILK OF -YOUR!- HERALDING OF STERILED WORLD-RAPE, STUPID NIGLET-PIGLET PIM -" screeched the yellow convexical-in-the-nostril ventricle thingamaboob that was Charlie, employee of Smiling Friends [tm].
No.5622
"I'm sorry. I thought he was your favorite"
No.5623
"Pim, when have I ever said Sam Hyde was my favorite comedian? Shmorky Shmeckleson is my favorite comedian."
No.5624
SHMORKY. SOMETHING SENSITIVE RISES.
No.5629
yes
No.5631
That is very correct, Charlie
Said Allan.
No.5637
who proceeded to
No.5640
howitzer-hobbling haymaker into Jon's digital solar plexus.
No.5644
woweee
No.5654
OWEE-WOWWEEE WAAAAURGH!
No.5655
Yelled Sam "Kike" Hyde as he was getting railed by nigger dicks from all sides, gangbanged and raped into submission by Jamal and Tyrone grunting violently. One of the uppity niggers slaps the kike's face and even punches him to show who's in charge, leaving him with a bruise. Sam understands and accepts it for what it is, he allows the niggers to humiliate him. His ass taking 5 black cocks at once, squealing like a pig and sucking on a nigger dick like there's no tomorrow, slurping the nigger cum and giving in to his sissy desires. His macho persona, his masculinity, everything that made him a man, completely CRUSHED by niggers.
No.5656
As Tyrone pounds Sam he yells out, annoyed with his squealing as he slurps on some other nigger's cock "SHUT YO BITCH-ASS UP ALREADY, NIGGA!", as he slaps his ass.
No.5659
"Okay but seriously Pim this is why I keep telling you not to geolocate to these kind of - I don't know - giga-GAY, like real gay porn - realreal -REAL- buttstuff stuffed - predicating dimensions man, what's the boss gonna think about making some raped hair-cake try to smile -AND- we're witnesses to a fucking sodomite crime dude? You gotta vet these jobs man- look really - gotta vet'm good and hard- first the earth's flat, now this - who even knows what the next episode'll poc-onos IN STORE!"
No.5660
"Betcha feel like that lil' Marky gurl you fug'd, jew boi…" said the most unhinged, muscular nigger beast, ramming into him more violently than the others. The other niggers feel afraid and back off as the biggest one dominates the kike. He violently thrusts inside, the baboon starts speaking "Wanted to live in da ghetto? Well you will be livin' in de ghetto now, BIATCH! DEEZ IZ YO MUHFUGGEN PUNISHMENT! FO LIFE, BIATCH! AND NO MUHFUGGEN FAN OF YO GONNA SAVE YOUZ NOW! AIN'T NOBODY GON' SAVE YOU, SAMMY! YOU MY BITCH NOW! FO LIFE!"
No.5661
Sam is now permanently traumatized and mindbroken.
No.5669
5. AAAAUGH DAT OW-WAN FWUKKAH JUSS HIT MIE SOWAL PWEX-US!
No.5674
The gorilla nigger cums buckets inside Sam Hyde's bussy, leaving him with a large leaking gaped hole unable to close. It's over for Sam, he will never recover from this.
No.5694
"Yeah Charlie you're on to something here next time I won't be all…gung-ho on the just-getting-people-to-smile part because this is beyond fucked up a bit, Charlie. Even if it is Samuel Hydecker himself."
No.5734
"JESU-US CHRIZZ-TOES, CHARL-LEE, THE PRESIDENT-NOT-IN-RESIDENCE WAS AL-MOST ASS-ASS-IN-NATED!" , an Allan caterwauled to reluctance's kaender-stall.
No.5742
And when all was said and done, that were the end of the novel.
All in all, an alright novel.
Started strong, ended not so strong.
Not quite as good as the first one. Woeful lack of Eggard Pig, but decent effort.
It was what it was.
t. Reginald
No.5744
The mods ruined it as usual.
No.5745
>>5550Balvin coon and he writes a homosexual fantasy. Figures.
No.5746
"Haha! Look at me inserting my gay fetishes """"ironically""""", he said, the fetid bulge beginning to pulsate in his boxer-briefs.
"I'm not gay! You're gay! I'm not gay! You're gay!", he said, a puddle of warm drool collecting on his 1995 brown-grey keyboard, amid the ancient stains and food crumbs, and little colonies of sun-baked cat hair.
No.5749
(It's not necessarily a fantasy btw, I've eaten my sperm that way several times, it's not hard to do or anything)
No.5771
"FWARTEE BWOYS GIT IT AWN FWEWWAS!"
No.5781
I have an unironic homosexual fantasy about swallowing all you guys' sperm. Can you tell me if that's feasible or not? For me to guzzle down the cummies of everybody that's written a passage in this story (myself included of course)
No.5805
6. WAT DAT GUY JUSS SWAID BEFWORE ME!!!
No.5807
Which was: I have an unironic homosexual fantasy about swallowing all you guys' sperm. Can you tell me if that's feasible or not? For me to guzzle down the cummies of everybody that's written a passage in this story (myself included of course)
No.5815
Jesus himself come down to Earth and say to the faggot talking about sperm and having weird rants about Balvin and coons.
"Nuzach, my son, Heaven and Hell already know about your homosexual desires and sick fantasies. Repent!"
No.5826
Bros, please write something good, or end this stupid thread. It's been two years, and no one knows who "Nuzach" is.
Fucking schizos.
No.5827
said the brown incel who lust for nigger dicks while angry and crying.
No.5857
Do you see how much you've destroyed everything here, by not being able to shut up about "Nuzach"?
No.5858
said the small brown guy with a BLACKED t-shirt, while crying and shitting himself around a circle of 6ft tall vikings.
No.5861
Ramon cackled again.
"I win again, mothafuckas"
No.5865
And the entire audience agreed, as Ramon is an icon and an american hero.
No.5877
tho still not funny
THE END
No.5881
OF WHITE SUPREMACY
No.5896
Quoth, Louis CK in his newest movie.
No.5904
Boss Baby.
No.5909
Starring Louis CK AS Boss Baby.
It's live action, too. No special effects needed. He really put his all into the role.
No.5910
"goo goo ga ga!" he goes, and rolls around on the floor.
No.5911
Onto a black phallus (It was in his contract, okay. You wanna hire the king, you gotta be ready for some weird stipulations)
(The movie's still rated G, obviously)
No.5922
G as in…FWOWTEE BWOYS TOP GAY!
No.5956
Just how Louis likes it, top gay.
No.5960
Cuckold futurism: coming to an america near you