No.5669
5. AAAAUGH DAT OW-WAN FWUKKAH JUSS HIT MIE SOWAL PWEX-US!
No.5674
The gorilla nigger cums buckets inside Sam Hyde's bussy, leaving him with a large leaking gaped hole unable to close. It's over for Sam, he will never recover from this.
No.5694
"Yeah Charlie you're on to something here next time I won't be all…gung-ho on the just-getting-people-to-smile part because this is beyond fucked up a bit, Charlie. Even if it is Samuel Hydecker himself."
No.5734
"JESU-US CHRIZZ-TOES, CHARL-LEE, THE PRESIDENT-NOT-IN-RESIDENCE WAS AL-MOST ASS-ASS-IN-NATED!" , an Allan caterwauled to reluctance's kaender-stall.
No.5742
And when all was said and done, that were the end of the novel.
All in all, an alright novel.
Started strong, ended not so strong.
Not quite as good as the first one. Woeful lack of Eggard Pig, but decent effort.
It was what it was.
t. Reginald
No.5744
The mods ruined it as usual.
No.5745
>>5550Balvin coon and he writes a homosexual fantasy. Figures.
No.5746
"Haha! Look at me inserting my gay fetishes """"ironically""""", he said, the fetid bulge beginning to pulsate in his boxer-briefs.
"I'm not gay! You're gay! I'm not gay! You're gay!", he said, a puddle of warm drool collecting on his 1995 brown-grey keyboard, amid the ancient stains and food crumbs, and little colonies of sun-baked cat hair.
No.5749
(It's not necessarily a fantasy btw, I've eaten my sperm that way several times, it's not hard to do or anything)
No.5771
"FWARTEE BWOYS GIT IT AWN FWEWWAS!"
No.5781
I have an unironic homosexual fantasy about swallowing all you guys' sperm. Can you tell me if that's feasible or not? For me to guzzle down the cummies of everybody that's written a passage in this story (myself included of course)
No.5805
6. WAT DAT GUY JUSS SWAID BEFWORE ME!!!
No.5807
Which was: I have an unironic homosexual fantasy about swallowing all you guys' sperm. Can you tell me if that's feasible or not? For me to guzzle down the cummies of everybody that's written a passage in this story (myself included of course)
No.5815
Jesus himself come down to Earth and say to the faggot talking about sperm and having weird rants about Balvin and coons.
"Nuzach, my son, Heaven and Hell already know about your homosexual desires and sick fantasies. Repent!"
No.5826
Bros, please write something good, or end this stupid thread. It's been two years, and no one knows who "Nuzach" is.
Fucking schizos.
No.5827
said the brown incel who lust for nigger dicks while angry and crying.
No.5857
Do you see how much you've destroyed everything here, by not being able to shut up about "Nuzach"?
No.5858
said the small brown guy with a BLACKED t-shirt, while crying and shitting himself around a circle of 6ft tall vikings.
No.5861
Ramon cackled again.
"I win again, mothafuckas"
No.5865
And the entire audience agreed, as Ramon is an icon and an american hero.
No.5877
tho still not funny
THE END
No.5881
OF WHITE SUPREMACY
No.5896
Quoth, Louis CK in his newest movie.
No.5904
Boss Baby.
No.5909
Starring Louis CK AS Boss Baby.
It's live action, too. No special effects needed. He really put his all into the role.
No.5910
"goo goo ga ga!" he goes, and rolls around on the floor.
No.5911
Onto a black phallus (It was in his contract, okay. You wanna hire the king, you gotta be ready for some weird stipulations)
(The movie's still rated G, obviously)
No.5922
G as in…FWOWTEE BWOYS TOP GAY!
No.5956
Just how Louis likes it, top gay.
No.5960
Cuckold futurism: coming to an america near you
No.5993
Proclaimed the 6.5ft Irish chad in his full, lyrical accent, while reclining comfortably on a cast iron gate with his manor house in the background.
No.5994
I'm just saying, so someone should feed this entire thing through one of those video generation AI's, and see if we get kino.
No.5998
>>5994The first, like, half of it follows a pretty logical storyline. Then it just becomes random nonsense.
No.6017
"Hello," a new character said, appearing out of nowhere. "I… am Steve."
No.6030
FLINT AND STEEL, FLINT AND STEEL
EL EM EFF AY OH!
I'M IRONICALLY MAKING A COMPLETE ZERO-EFFORT PIECE OF SHIT MOVIE INTO A BLOCKBUSTER! IT'S IRONIC! I'M SPENDING IRONIC MONEY ON THIS!
No.6033
And just like that, Jack Black had made another gazillion dollars.
He sat, silently amid his piles of money, wearing his tie-dye t-shirt and Minecraft shorts (his comfortably Croc'd feet treading discarded bills, and cast off weed baggies), and he wondered if maybe he had become a joke. A "meme" as the kids say.
And he wondered…
No.6034
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!
No.6036
Jack Black's pondering was cut short, as the real Steve from the Minecraft movie (as depicted by Jack Black), burst from his 57 inch Plasmaea TV, and into Black's weed themed ball pit.
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!
He repeated, squaring Jack Black directly in the eye with a look of steely determination.
From his inventory satchel he produced…
No.6037
A BBC
No.6038
-sponsored, prawpurlee LOISINCED STABBITY-WHABBITY BRUV!
No.6039
Then proceeded to
No.6043
Suck Louis CK's micropenis
No.6061
>>6043But Louis CK was not satisfied with the mere act, he needed an audience to witness his moment of glory.
No.6066
And what an audience it was, consisting of:
No.6067
Kareem Abdul "Jar-Jar Binks, MEESAH NO STINKEE!" Jabbar
No.6068
Smedley Butler
No.6069
And Lexington Steele. And that's it. Just those three.
No.6076
7. DUH AYE-DEE-EEL IZN'T MUH AYE-DEE-YELL SAMMIKIENS!!!!
No.6080
Doo hoo hoo!