No.5826
Bros, please write something good, or end this stupid thread. It's been two years, and no one knows who "Nuzach" is.
Fucking schizos.
No.5827
said the brown incel who lust for nigger dicks while angry and crying.
No.5857
Do you see how much you've destroyed everything here, by not being able to shut up about "Nuzach"?
No.5858
said the small brown guy with a BLACKED t-shirt, while crying and shitting himself around a circle of 6ft tall vikings.
No.5861
Ramon cackled again.
"I win again, mothafuckas"
No.5865
And the entire audience agreed, as Ramon is an icon and an american hero.
No.5877
tho still not funny
THE END
No.5881
OF WHITE SUPREMACY
No.5896
Quoth, Louis CK in his newest movie.
No.5904
Boss Baby.
No.5909
Starring Louis CK AS Boss Baby.
It's live action, too. No special effects needed. He really put his all into the role.
No.5910
"goo goo ga ga!" he goes, and rolls around on the floor.
No.5911
Onto a black phallus (It was in his contract, okay. You wanna hire the king, you gotta be ready for some weird stipulations)
(The movie's still rated G, obviously)
No.5922
G as in…FWOWTEE BWOYS TOP GAY!
No.5956
Just how Louis likes it, top gay.
No.5960
Cuckold futurism: coming to an america near you
No.5993
Proclaimed the 6.5ft Irish chad in his full, lyrical accent, while reclining comfortably on a cast iron gate with his manor house in the background.
No.5994
I'm just saying, so someone should feed this entire thing through one of those video generation AI's, and see if we get kino.
No.5998
>>5994The first, like, half of it follows a pretty logical storyline. Then it just becomes random nonsense.
No.6017
"Hello," a new character said, appearing out of nowhere. "I… am Steve."
No.6030
FLINT AND STEEL, FLINT AND STEEL
EL EM EFF AY OH!
I'M IRONICALLY MAKING A COMPLETE ZERO-EFFORT PIECE OF SHIT MOVIE INTO A BLOCKBUSTER! IT'S IRONIC! I'M SPENDING IRONIC MONEY ON THIS!
No.6033
And just like that, Jack Black had made another gazillion dollars.
He sat, silently amid his piles of money, wearing his tie-dye t-shirt and Minecraft shorts (his comfortably Croc'd feet treading discarded bills, and cast off weed baggies), and he wondered if maybe he had become a joke. A "meme" as the kids say.
And he wondered…
No.6034
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!
No.6036
Jack Black's pondering was cut short, as the real Steve from the Minecraft movie (as depicted by Jack Black), burst from his 57 inch Plasmaea TV, and into Black's weed themed ball pit.
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!
He repeated, squaring Jack Black directly in the eye with a look of steely determination.
From his inventory satchel he produced…
No.6037
A BBC
No.6038
-sponsored, prawpurlee LOISINCED STABBITY-WHABBITY BRUV!
No.6039
Then proceeded to
No.6043
Suck Louis CK's micropenis
No.6061
>>6043But Louis CK was not satisfied with the mere act, he needed an audience to witness his moment of glory.
No.6066
And what an audience it was, consisting of:
No.6067
Kareem Abdul "Jar-Jar Binks, MEESAH NO STINKEE!" Jabbar
No.6068
Smedley Butler
No.6069
And Lexington Steele. And that's it. Just those three.
No.6076
7. DUH AYE-DEE-EEL IZN'T MUH AYE-DEE-YELL SAMMIKIENS!!!!
No.6080
Doo hoo hoo!
No.6088
Eenus Weenus White Peenus!
No.6094
BUILT FOR BBC
No.6108
>>6107Ramon truly is the best of us. Where would this website be without his guidance?
he's also probably the only real board culture this place has ever come up with No.6114
BANG
No.6115
MY WIFE
No.6116
Loves
No.6117
BANG ENERGY DRANK YO
No.6119
I want to bang your wife too!
No.6121
You're more than welcome. Sharing is loving, and we love sharing sexually transmitted diseases. Bernie 2028 btw
No.6157
I sat contemplating suicide for the fifth time this day, and upon my lap sat my cock,a stiffed rod of glass and gold.
No.6165
As in, I have a sound in my urethra made of glass with a gold bead on the top of it.
No.6174
-OOMF-!
No.6180
Pomf!