/lit/ - Literature and Writing

Ape-like men stood stooped over a table. They muttered to each other in gruff hushed voices. An eerie glow illuminated the primordial contours of their faces from below, and grooves formed by protruding bones and cartilage filled with black shadow.

"So it's beginning?"

"Yes."

"And what of Tages Pater?"

"He shouldn't be a problem… but just in case…"

"A contingency, then?"

"Always?"

"Anything else?"

"Nothing foreseen and of note… except…"

Their voices grew lower.

"It might work in our favor."

"Of course."

A look of resolve filled the faces of the men, and they all spoke in unison.

"Begin the operation."

A brown man stands outside a plan shaped like a small black penis. He poses with a distinct pose that oozes pedophile. His name: poozach

This resembles a semblance moar than a collection. But you know, we make due with what the race incurs…JUDAH BEN-HUR!!!

>>6529
Rent free

Beginning the Operation. One of the ape-like men, the shortest of the group but a sharpshooter like no other, takes a step forward.

"I'll go first."

Holding a pair of tweezers, the man prepares to extract an apple from the subject's throat. With a surgeon's precision, he takes the apple between his tweezers. He knows what will happen should he fail his boys. A single drop of sweat drips from his forehead onto the table. As he starts to lift the apple from it's sunken cavity, he feels a sudden shock of dizziness and confusion.

"What…?"

A whispering voice enters his head. Puzzled, he looks around at his fellow men, all watching him in trepidation. It must have been the wind, he thought. But the voice slowly grows louder…

Said Ramon Monstercock

With his monstercock.

>>6528
>gahoole had (some) hair at one point
is this ai

The Steady Eddy is a sex act between two men, They both get naked and position themselves in front of each other where each erect penis are only three centimeter's apart from each others. They then have to stare into each others eyes while masturbating. The loser of the Steady Eddy is the first person to either touch or ejaculate on the other persons penis.
Me and (my friend) were bored one night so we decided to try the Steady Eddy. I didn't realize how much mess it would make on my friends penis…….So we tried it again and he won :) Finger licking good!!

Super Ramon aimlessly paced back and forth. As he walked, his head bobbed up and down and the afro atop it jiggled.

>>6539
Super Coon

Said the gaycel, starting to drool with desire and obsession.

Super Ramon obviously just ignored him as he's always done and will continue to do. A lion does not concern himself with the concerns of sheep, after all, especially when those concerns stem from mental illness and a deep sense of inferiority that comes from being a subcontinental sub human.

>>6545
Super Ramon will continue filming Trans500 for angry nazi virgins probably until he is 70 as the nazis keep giving him what little money they receive from their mother's allowance lol.

the man ramonated all over the operation table. another one of the men, Globfeck, aptly named after his father and his father's father, stepped forth to take his place. When Globfeck was handed the tweezers, he too could hear the murmuring aberration…

…RAMONCOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!