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 No.302

Eat one of these bad boys every day. Microwave the macho man to perfection, and pour some hot sauce on the sucker. Think you can compete with this kind of quality?

 No.876

>>302
Is that a cherry strudel?

 No.877

3.5/10

 No.878

Even the tablecloth is gross, JFC

 No.880

>>877
>>878
Hey now, don't go throwing glass stones in this house.

 No.883

>>302
Two year old burrito. I bet it hasn't been eaten yet.

 No.902

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rate my dinner

 No.904

>>903
depends on what you call art

 No.909

That looks like a yummy fish head in a bowl just like we had in the old country

 No.912

That looks like a yummy fish head in a bowl just like we had in the old country

 No.914

Looks like a turd.

 No.918

>>914
I *AM* a turd.

 No.931

>>914
>My poop is multi textured and covered in blood
Seek medical attention immediately.

 No.932

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>>931
My poop IS in fact multi textured and covered in blood, anon. What do I do with it?

 No.933

>>932
Put it in an air tight container and give it to your doctor or preferred medical professional.

 No.934

>>933
Would you like some first anon? I've got it still sitting on the couch right here next to me still if you'd like to have the first crack at it.

 No.935

>>934
You don't just need a doctor for the body, you also need one for the mind.

 No.939

>>935
I now have my multi textured, bloody poop (it's about two weeks old at this point) in an air tight jar at the moment. I vaccuum sealed it for freshness. Are you sure you wouldn't like first crack at this thing before I go using it on a doctor or other medical professional? Time's ticking, anon.

 No.941

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>>939
My poop is now well north of a month and a half old and it's still sitting here next to me in a jar (for freshness). I'm still waiting to hear if you'd like some. My doctor's appointment is midway through July so there's still time anon.

 No.956

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Picked up packet of ramen and a can of v8, with my pint of vodka. Had a potato, onion already as well as salt and pepper. Added some water to kickstart the veggies to allow room for reduction after adding the v8.

 No.957

>>956
Slightly past medium heat for 45 min without noodles to allow veggies to absorb flavor then added noodles after boil stopped for al dente texture

 No.958

>>957
>>956
Almost forgot 2 tbsp of butter after adding v8

 No.959

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>>958
Then add negro sperm

 No.960

>>959
Says the lentil eater

 No.961

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>>960
Correct.

 No.982

>>961
I remember it so you don't have to

 No.983

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>>982
What do you remember, anusnon?



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