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 No.822

Does anyone remember these?
Spicy Chicken Panini limited menu item for april/may 2009.
Probably the best thing i ever ate in my entire life.
i tried making these at home but i can't get the sauce right. what is it salsa? i don't know how to cook.

 No.826

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>>822
The secret ingredient is piss.

I'm not even kidding, go pee pee on it and it'll taste like heaven.

Just do it bro, trust me.

I wouldn't lie to you about drinking piss.

 No.827

>>826
are you going to give relevant information regarding panini's or not try hard

 No.829

>>827
op here
i just noticed it says chutney.
i'm going to see if i can get some. i'll have a look in sainsburies or something.

 No.830

>>827
I did bro. That was relevant information. If you don't put pee on it it'll never taste right.

>>829
Chutney won't cut it, just wait. The secret ingredient is piss.

 No.831

>>829
ok guys in about 2 to 3 hours i think i'll be cooking if not eating my spicy chicken pepper chutney panini.
VERY excited my mouth is watering just thinking about it.
>>830
ok you try the piss one and get back to me

 No.832

>>831
ok i made it and ate it
pretty good!
i'm going to try again tomorrow with a little more chutney i think i was a little bit light.

 No.840

>>830
drinking piss causes kidney failure, you are putting toxins back through your system

 No.841

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>>831
I did try the piss one, it was great, I'm recommending it to you based on experience

 No.842

>>831
>>832
Did you make it all from scratch or did you buy KFC and add the sauce and ciabatta?

 No.843

>>842
Neither, he pissed on it anon

 No.844

>>842
lol i bought breaded chicken, cheese slices, chilli chutney and a 4pk of ciabatta from the supermarket and cooked it in the oven (whole breast, not reconstituted). first time around i put the cheese on the chicken, the second time i put the cheese on the top half of the ciabatta in the oven for a few minutes to melt it.
it was pretty good but i think the chutney was a little too thick? i felt like i was putting a lot on and it wasn't really spreading.
i don't intend on making the bread or chicken from scratch but i'll definitely consider experimenting with the sauce.
>>841
hate to say it but adding piss might thin the chutney out a little…..

 No.846

>>844
Have you tried trepanning your skull, locating the piece of brainflesh containing your memory of this sandwich, and eating that?

 No.847

>>846
But only after soaking that piece of brainflesh in pee pee! Brainflesh tastes better dipped and marinated in urine

 No.860

>>844
Piss adds a lot to the chutney, you should try it bro

Come on bro, do it. Pee on it.



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