/truth/ - Paranomal

I usually put on ambient music to help me sleep. Whatever I had playing just now, I got a nightmare out of it. In the dream, I woke up like I just woke up right now, feeling like I was being watched and something was under my bed ready to grab my ankles. So just like now, I hopped out of my bed to go into the other room to have a sit. Except in the dream, I noticed my kitchen light was on. I walk down the stairs to notice my kitchen door was open, but then I hear my dad's voice saying not to worry he let himself in. He doesn't have a key so of course I got really confused and pissy about it, but I couldn't say anything without stammering really badly. The whole time, he walks around my kitchen table and by the time I can finally ask him what he wants he's suddenly really small in front of me, like smaller than my knee cap. And he's a grey. And there's another grey next to him. And they point up at me and start asking me this really stupid question over and over and over again. I've already forgotten what it was but at the time it really pissed me off, so I picked them both up, mooshed them together, and ate them. They tasted like sugarless marshmallows. Then I noticed they left cars parked outside my kitchen door, which only annoyed me more, so I went back upstairs to call the police, except that the call wouldn't go through, instead giving me the noise of drum beats. I had to call two or three more times before the number worked. When the female operator asked what the emergency was, I said "I don't even know" and then woke up for real. Why are greys such assholes?