>What is an Ape Titty Slide? An Ape Titty Slide (ATS for short) is a large slide built into a statue of a gorilla with two slides protruding from its chest.>Where can I find an Ape Titty Slide? It's unknown the exact whereabouts of all ATSs, but most c

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/ATSG/ - Ape Titty Slide General Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)21:54:46 No.3021

>What is an Ape Titty Slide?
An Ape Titty Slide (ATS for short) is a large slide built into a statue of a gorilla with two slides protruding from its chest.

>Where can I find an Ape Titty Slide?
It's unknown the exact whereabouts of all ATSs, but most can be found in Europe. The most famous (pic related) can be found at Harry Malter Park in Ghent, Belgium.

>What is the first Ape Titty Slide?
Unknown, however the oldest model of the gorilla is Mighty Joe in New Jersey. a similar ape can be found at the Gorilla Hippy Market in Ibiza

>Who makes the Ape Titty Slides?
Once again, unknown. Some research suggests that Falgas Industries are responsible, but the jury is still out.

Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)21:54:57 No.3022

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Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)23:10:32 No.3023

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>>3021
How will these help Travis Scott's goal of selling more six dollar (!) meals at McDonalds'?

Anonymous 02/11/22(Fri)23:11:22 No.3024

>>3023
Gorillastampede, obviously

Anonymous 02/12/22(Sat)19:21:05 No.3026

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>>3024
Elaborate. I'm listening. Anything that will help the cause is worth my time and attention.

Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)22:22:17 No.3030

I can see these as being either some kind of gorduck shrines documenting their ancestral reproductive processes, or maybe pylons constructed by the annunaki in control of those areas

Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)22:28:12 No.3031

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Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)22:33:40 No.3033

>>3031
>>3032
What is this?

Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)22:37:55 No.3034

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Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)22:44:51 No.3036

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Heh

Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)04:20:03 No.3059

>>3034
It's creepy.

Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)08:07:09 No.3061

Why americans are obsessed with great primates? They literally worship Gorillas and their women love to have chimpanzees as pets.

Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)04:51:55 No.3111

>>3061
Americans are primitive beasts, they look at apes and see themselves.

Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)05:22:40 No.3115

>>3111
Nice trips.
I would just like to point out a fact about Americans, they just like Chinese and Arabs have serious small dick problems and they try to make up for it with big buildings, big cars, having big animals, etc.

Anonymous 02/27/22(Sun)08:31:20 No.3164

>>3021
>The most famous (pic related) can be found at Harry Malter Park in Ghent, Belgium.
That's doubtful. Just look at that Swiss flag and the big mountains in the background.

Anonymous 03/01/22(Tue)00:39:18 No.3179

>>3111
All these playgrounds appear to be in yurop anon

Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)04:46:49 No.4126

we need to solve this

Anonymous 01/25/23(Wed)20:22:14 No.4129

>>3111
That's why Drumphf loved the Gorilla Channel so much.