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 No.4087

last night I dreamt that I was fighting a crackhead.
I had a dagger, while he had a small circular saw

holy shit those things are dangerous in a close quarter fight

he cut me on my left wrist and opened my arm up to my elbow
I killed him and was trying to stop the giant gash from bleeding out
woke up and spent a solid minute making sure I wasn't really bleeding out

next time I'm going to have a chainsaw with me

 No.4088

With you in bed or with you in your dreams?

 No.4089

>>4087
Dagger would jam up the saw rendering it useless.

 No.4107

congratulations! you fought a psychic crack wizard and won

 No.4109

>>4089
Correct, a circular saw would be a basically worthless weapon if you were capable of moving

 No.4110

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>>4087
If you've never actually held a dagger IRL, then your dream dagger will be useless.
This is why lightsabers don't work in dreams.

 No.4111

>>4089
>>4109
Holy fuck your retardidity is making me mad. This isn't a videogame. You're not going to parry and jam a fucking spinning blade. It's going to go across your little dagger and between your knuckles or up your arm. Fuck you are retarded

 No.4112

>>4110
Technology in general doesn't work properly in dreams. Guns don't work properly, clocks don't work, PCs, etc. At least for the operator.
The problem is a little dagger slash against a crackhead's hand's nothing, it's not 10k folded nippon steel that'll slice through him, but a saw on my hand goes through it like butter ripping it up
If I commit like a retard I leave myself open to a saw to the neck
and playing it safe the crackhead simply has op dps with the saw, there isn't much to stab into fighting defensively

 No.4113

>>4112
The saw is extremely heavy and plugged into a wall via a cord. You should have insane mobility against it or at least be able to kite him to the point of it unplugging from the wall.

 No.4114

>>4112
>He's never fired a gun.
If it doesn't work in your dream it's because you only have a theoretical understanding of how it works, not a physical understanding of the capable energy.



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