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 No.335006

For me its, Anya Taylor Joy.

 No.335007

>>335006
She was pretty hot in The Witch.

 No.335012

>>335006
>>335007
This person is a literal witch whose bestie is ivy getty a witch from a witch family

 No.335026

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Anya is hot and I love that she flaunts her 10/10 legs at every opportunity. I don't even care that she's overexposed, Hollywood can put her in every movie I'll be happy

 No.335028

>>335006
>>335026
Didn't she fuck up her face with ozembic surgery? Sad.

 No.335030

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>>335028
Or she just lost weight. This is from 2016 way before buccal surgery rumors and she looks about the same.

 No.335035

She looks like an alien.

 No.335037

>>335035
Which is exactly why we need to discover space travel asap. I want to fuck the hot aliens. Call me Captain Kirk.

 No.335039

>>335035
Tbh she's so ugly, she's cute, like a pug.

 No.335040

>>335030
What the fuck is wrong with her fucking face

 No.335055

tfw no tv queen elections for 2024

 No.335058

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>>335055
forgot pic

 No.335069

>>335030

Honestly how do you make eye contact with her eyes are so far apart even in a picture it gives me a headache.

 No.335093

>>335030
She should play the joker with cheeklines like that

 No.335180

>>335069
One eye, then the bridge of her nose, then the other eye.

 No.335183

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Bitch looks like sid

 No.335185

>>335183
the brittany venti phenotype

 No.335186

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>>335185
Whoa whoa whoa!

 No.335193

>>335183
>>335185
The little mermaid had that too. Is Tailer Anna Joy a mulatto person?

 No.335194

>>335186
Dumb nigger mongrel

 No.335218

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>Would!

 No.335219

>>335218
She ruined her face. Shame.

 No.335222

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What expression is she trying to convey here?

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 No.335375

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Cuntshit bombed.

 No.335425

Well lads, it seems you've been overruled. Furiosa has been certified fresh by Jay and co.

 No.335434


 No.335478

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>Anya>Jenna 2024 faggots enjoying pic related

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>>335434
absolutely scathing bruh

 No.335487

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>>335479
>>335375
>>335425
>>335434
Furiosa Exhausts Feminism and Comic-Book Culture

The Mad Max saga wears itself out.

by Armond White

In the live-action comic-book movie Furiosa, Australian filmmaker George Miller extends his Mad Max franchise that first made an international star of Mel Gibson. Out of nowhere, in 1979, Miller had combined the crude biker-movie genre with futuristic sci-fi, notable only for his real kinetic skill utilized in bizarre, jokey, midnight-movie violence.

Billed as part of "The Mad Max Saga," Furiosa fashions Miller's formula to meet the market for both the #MeToo era and overlong streaming content (it's told in six episodes). Miller applies apocalyptic and dystopian overkill to feminist anger - the rage Charlize Theron embodied as the orphaned Imperator Furiosa in Fury Road (2015) and portrayed now by Anya Taylor-Joy in this origin story.

Furiosa shows how a young girl, kidnapped from an Edenic "land of abundance" (The Green Place of Many Mothers), becomes part of a degenerate biker gang commanded by Dr. Dementus (Chris Hemsworth), a long-haired warlord rampaging throughout the Wasteland. Miller unspools this cartoonish end-times mythology with whirligig aplomb that goes on and on - as monotonous as Denis Villeneuve's Dune but livelier, with mobile camera angles, ever-widening aerial exteriors, and huge crowds dodging flame-throwers. Furiosa and Dementus lead Miller's relay-race of death-defying stunts.

Yet, for all this busy-ness, Furiosa has no emotional power. Despite Miller's directorial signature (those teeter-totter perspectives, distant horizons, and clarion revved-up motor noises), none of the pandemonium matters; his quirky wizardry is remarkably impersonal.

Miller cannot employ mythology the way Zack Snyder does, but comes close to mocking it. His construct of a post-civilization fable conveys a weird Down Under exoticism that, since such movies as Walkabout, Outback, The Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith, and The True History of the Kelly Gang is probably linked to Australia's penal-colony inferiority complex. This gallows humor amounts to a national private joke - perhaps never intended to be taken seriously (not with characters named Dementus, Scrotus, and Rictus Erectus) except by comic-book fanatics emboldened by cinematic representation.

But then what is Furiosa on about? After these relentless battle episodes, her post-traumatic rant about "justice and revenge" is pointless. Given this saga's many ethno-psychotic details (freaky, toxic, white men; hydrocephalic, feral children; tribes based on S&M hardware and enigmatic pagan talismans), none of these aberrations bear upon Furiosa and Dementus's final face-off when they reveal their inner drives.

Taylor-Joy and Hemsworth don't have the acting chops of Gibson and Theron, but the real problem is Miller's failure to endow his protagonists with Snyder's spiritual motivation and sexual instincts. Furiosa's defeminized countenance and Roman-nosed Dementus's infantilizing teddy bear (a totem they both exchange) contrast simplistically. (There was more humor and tension between Gibson and Tina Turner in Beyond Thunderdome, Miller's best Mad Max movie.)

Furiosa's high point features a gleaming 16-wheeler truck - a gear-head war machine that Miller stages like the locomotive climax of a silent movie - and an homage to his own Road Warrior, from 1982. Miller concludes with a narrator's litany of wars throughout world history, citing "righteous perversities and witty mutilations," but this is more wayward mythology as in Miller's Three Thousand Years of Longing. The final image of a tree that grows out of Dementus's crotch from a seed planted by Furiosa is another midnight-movie symbol that requires a narcotic hallucinogen for justification. Otherwise, ultimately, it's exhausting nonsense. Miller cannot resolve Furiosa's fury because he lacks the mythological foundation to define either masculinity or femininity.

 No.335623

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Women got btfo this past weekend.

 No.335889

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I guess this is that chick.

 No.335891

>>335889
they're calling it ozempic face nowadays. back when I was on old /fit/ anons were talking about getting their buccal fat pads removed

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>>335889
but why? she looks so gross skinny.

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 No.336449

>>336381
She looked more ripe and fertile in 2015, because she was.



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