No.357846
>>357845Don't investigate it further, if you're not exposed to the truth, then as far as you're concerned, it doesn't exist in your world.
No.357847
>MUH dik
Is this the world that porn addiction puts people into? Does every fucking nigger have a big dick? Don't project your feelings onto freakish types of women that would do anti-traditional things for attention. If you are an robot with little to no hope of having a future relationship you should either completely let go of the idea of love/lust or project all of those feelings on a fictional waifu. For people who can't be 2D-niggers just make it a fictional character.
No.357849
>>357846Nigga wat truth? Lol
No.357850
>>357847Dude bluewhisper is the total opposite of a freak she is legit super caring and motherly and feminine. She probably just teased to make her channel take off. And her teasing wasnt even that much
No.357855
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Right here >>357576
No.357860
>>357855She is beautiful too. Seeing how she casually also did porn was fucking hot
No.357895
>>357893>What the fuck are you talking about?What you don't know won't hurt you.
I looked up an old ex, and as soon as I got the tiniest inkling that she burned coal, I ceased looking into it further. Now, I'm not so sure whether she did or didn't.
No.357899
>>357895Honestly better not to think about such things, we don't have time to concern ourselves with stupid whores.
No.357900
>>357895Dude just give the deets. Ur probably trolling tho lol. That exbf she had a pic with was latino. She had vacation pics in mexico and chicago is like a third hispanic. He was also light, he was closer to white than black
No.357916
>>357860She has done porn?
No.357925
>>357918Damn. My butthole looks better and I'm a disgusting man.
Thanks for sharing
No.357946
>>357895Still waiting on the evidence of coal burning you troll fag
No.357958
>>357955It could be me really except my clitoris is way bigger.
No.357994
>>357973I'm not that invested about it.
Obviously she's a whore, because she's a woman. But she's pretending to be a prude for us which is lame.
No.357999
>>357994Oh noez! A pic of herself in a bikini! Shes not a whore lol. Unironically NAWALT. Its not just her angelic Aryan beauty but her super angelic feminine motherly caring personality makes her one of my ultimate waifus
Her teasing wasnt that crazy and was only done cuz she was trying to grow her channel
No.358000
Again cant believe a whole troll idea grew out of literally nothing of her being a coalburner took off on r9k and tv, cant believe i fell for it. Legit like the rumor weed episode of veggie tales i saw as a kid lol
No.358002
>>357999This sort of insanity is why /asmr/ discussion never lasts
No.358004
>>358002Devotion to white mommy princess is not insanity
No.358008
>>358007I like both waifu ASMR for mommy worship and gooning, as well as normal ASMR. My fav normal ASMR is black dudes , indian accents, asmattr, and tirar. Coincidentally tirar is friends with mommy blue
I hope nothing weirds going on there
No.358093
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This guys has amazing sound mixing, all these rich cunts with 3000000$ mics can't mix right so their shit sounds just a 100$ mic
>>358008Get out of the closet faggot
No.358098
What is anons favorite ASMR fantasy? Nost ASMR I see seems to primarily simulate familial relationships with females.
No.358101
>>358098I don't care about stories, I just like the ones where they make eating and sucking sounds.
No.358140
>>357895Still waiting for that evidence
No.358150
>>358148Of bluewhisper burning coal.
No.358152
>>358151That dude up there implied it. Not sure if it was you or not , doesn't matter. Whoever it was I'm waiting for them to put their money where their mouth is
No.358153
>>358151damn, who is that?
No.358156
>>358152I didn't imply it, either. But, I see how you could've misunderstood it.
>>358153Some slag from my slag folder.
No.358345
Anyone here ever save asmr creations aka sherri darlings onlyfans when she made one? She took it down quick tho.
No.358386
>>358385read a book about your Aryan ancestors instead of gooning to dumb bitches.
No.358389
>>357895Week later still no evidence lol.
No.358396
>>358389I
never said your waifu was definitively a mudshark. We've already covered this.
No.358407
>>358406looks like a sultry hapa.
No.358409
>>358396You still never said what part about her ex gave you the "inkling" that she burned coal and made you "not sure" whether she did it or not. Stop hiding behind what you said troll, again asking for evidence.
If its the dating a latino thing i literally posted a pic showing hes light skinned lol. How tf does that suggest she wud date bbc.
No.358410
>>358409Tl;dr you know what you did anbiguously saying you dont know if she got blacked, specifically to get us paranoid.
You can hide behind the ambiguity saying u never actually say it, while still making us worry .
No.358411
>>358410>>358409You misunderstood my original point in that post. I was referring to an ex (of mine). I was telling the OP not to investigate for proof of coalburning by
his waifu, like I did with my ex. Capice?
No.358413
>>358411Oh thank god. My bad i see now you said "I looked up an old ex"
Sorry im just extremely worried and paranoid about mommy blue after seeing them say on the 4chan archives that she got blacked lol.
No.358414
>>358411>>358413You legit activated my bbc worry ocd for a whole damn week wtf. Why didnt i read your post closer lmao
No.358437
>>358430Im the schizo blue poster from 8chan. Im not just gonna fuckin calm down mommy blue is legit one of the most angelic white blonde mommy princesses ever. She also has such a pure motherly caring feminine personality what with the "helping you sleep" and "taking care of u when sick" roleplays she does. Plus that fucking kindergarten teacher video she did ;_;. Reminded me of a white blonde mommy kindergarten teacher i had as a kid, OVERDOSE of white MOMMY energy. Shes such a princess
Its why i became schizo and why her existence has basically broken my brain. Worshipping mommy blue isnt enough at this point, i NEED to BECOME her.
Ive been worshipping her since 2017 , first few years i just normal worshipped her but over time the white mommy energy seeped into my soul and just broke me
No.358438
>>358437Just today i was looking at that ig pic of her fucking feeding a squirrel ;_;. LITERALLY DISNEY PRINCESS MOMMY ANGEL ;_;
No way she took bbc, thats one of the most traumatic things ive ever had the misfortune to imagine
No.358466
>>358463take it back you fucker
No.358533
>>358438idk if she did or didn't, but don't be surprised. Foids are just like that. They are feral animals, not disney princesses.
No.358538
>>358533Finally got around to listening to that gum chewing makeup video she did 2 years ago where she discussed breaking up with her boyfriend (the latino I posted above). This thread has aged horribly. Her monologue about her dating life filled me with hope
That video came out summer 2023 and she said she broke up with latino guy "beginning of last year" so lets say january 2022. She said she was with him for 8 years so from 2014 to 2022. She also said he was her first boyfriend and first kiss cuz she was a late bloomer. Considering she was born in 1990 that means she was 23 to 24 when she got her first bf. So legit wholesome. Ofc thats assuming she wasnt having casual sex but mommy blue is princess and autistic, she doesnt come off that way
You can see in her video history the beginning of 2022 when she broke up with latino was around when she travelled alto Egypt and russia and shit, that was where she met the current russian chad shes with now. The idea of her travelling right after breaking up does have me slightly worried she fucked around while travelling before meeting slavic chad but ehhhh shes too aspie and wholesome for that i think :)
Apparently one of the main reasons she broke up with latino is cuz he had "no direction" in life and one of the final straws for her was when he said he wanted to live at home until he was 40. She also said he mostly only worked part time jobs, man gives me a soft spot for him hes like me, softens the blow of her being with a non white. She also said cuz of the part time jobs they had trouble saving money so that explains the teasing she did. Again my position that mommy blue is mommy princess is vindicated :D
So i got from that video that
>Mommy has body count of 2>Mommy didnt lose innocence until 23+Unbelievably based. White mommy is WHITE WHITE BARBIE ANGEL BLUE EYED WHITE MILK WHITE MOMMY PRINCESS ANGEL WHITE MILK BARBIE WHITE BLONDE PRINCESS
No.358539
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This is the video im referring to
I also have a screenshot on twitter of her saying she turned down a guy who thought she wanted to fuck when she invited him over EXTRA EVIDENCE MOTHERFUCKERS SUCK IT MOMMY IS ANGEL INNOCENCE
No.358743
I miss youngprince ASMR
No.358749
>>358534>black king haterwhy are you here
No.358753
>>358752King of the Incels and his Incel Army.
No.358766
>>358752Armond, Ramon, and Balvin should be in there tbh
No.359214
>>359212This one IS far superior. Also shes a real cutie :3
No.359281
OP here. Had a dream about kissing mommy blue and her sucking me off. But then right before punani penetration she disappeared. Then later i found her head on the ground and apparently she was a robot lmao.
Fuck mommy blue is mommy mommy princess white blonde blue blonde white milk milk white white white :'(
No.359282
Also op here. Tbh im thoroughly hypo sissified and even tho mommy blue is my mommy princess ive exclusively gooned to her being blacked for years now. Fuck (which also made me surprised when i had a heterosexual dream of her)
I still dont want her to ACTUALLY be blacked tho its just a fantasy. Hence my worry in the OP. Yet shes so pure and holy i cant help but goon furiously to the IDEA of her being blacked
No.359699
Op here just got my blonde wig, 9 in bbc dildo and thigh highs in the mail. Been cooming furiously to the idea of being mommy blue ^_^
No.359724
>>359722No I'm a biological female ^_^. Specifically a blonde blue eyed pale white angel and i run an asmr channel under the name "Bluewhisper" on youtube ^_^
No.359730
My name is amy blue and i like to "have fun" in the chicago southside ;)
No.359737
>>359730Ayyy lil wh1te gurl, how yuh doin? Bitch yuh got zum azz on yuh, come here gurl. U ever been wit a blac man befo? Lemme show yuh wat yuh mizzin
Yo blonde hair lookin so pretty . . . Muh nigguh dick gonna be all up in dat shyt 2, den imma cum on yo pretty lil face, den yo tight wh1te puzzy t00
No.359739
>>359737Im sorry sir but i have a white hubby. But idk sir, I'm curious ;). Ive never been with a black man before. My white hubby actually has a problem with black men and i always wondered why. You poor black men have been through so much. Is there any way i can make you guys feel better? ;)
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No.359823
>>359777Lol latina/meds/mena women love uz nukkaz too sory 2 break it 2 u wh1te b0i.
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No.360070
Just got my pink and white thigh high socks and blonde wig in the mail. Been gooning to being blue hard as HELL. FUCK I NEED TO BECOME BLUE AND FUCK NIGGERS ASAP.
No.360074
What you need is your fucking meds asap.
No.360112
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No.360113
>>360112I hope you guys like my new video ^_^
No.360114
>>360074That's not very kind of you to say x_x
No.360119
>>360113I will play it tonight when I go to bed
No.360123
>>360112Did she time travel to the soviet union?
Also, she looks more MJ like than usual,
Lens dickery in play or… she had more facial surgery?
No.360131
>>360123I live in Russia now with my new hubby ^_^. I also never had any surgeries >_<. Stop being mean >_<.
No.360179
>>360121It was very nice. I appreciate how she speaks very slowly. For me the tempo does a lot to make a video relaxing.
No.360192
Anyone archived moonglove asmr? Fuck she was cute ;_;. I saved like 10 of her videos but thats all
No.360219
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New video from Viela
I haven't watched it yet, but her stuff is generally great.
No.360221
>>360219Needs a BWC colonizing her mouth
No.360223
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>>360192found a channel that archived them
>>360219she's good
No.360227
>>360223Those are the ones i already have but thanks anyway.
No.360321
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Vin Engine gets groped by shitskins
Very relaxing!
No.360486
I hate you cuckolded niggers, kill yourselves.
No.360495
>>360486I dont even wanna be a cuck its a terminal disease lol
No.360510
>>360321Is this dude wearing a cape?
No.360514
>>360510No that not but that dravidian bull wears a cape whenever he is the "superhero" to rescue our white wives from unsatisfaction
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Found some comfy kino
No.360684
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>>360678ASMR is the devil
No.360791
>>360666Will watch today.
She's cute.
No.362041
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HOLY FUCKING KINO!!!
No.362111
Im worried about mommy blue/myself. Where am i? Its been about 2 months :0
No.362112
Btw guys im still sweet and innocent ^_^
No.362113
>>362111>>362112you are a tranny
No.362120
>>362113Nope im a biological female and a white pale blonde blue eyed angel ^_^
No.362194
>>362041The colors and visuals are kino
No.362571
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Some autism
No.362578
>>357845I like listening to bbc asmr of white women getting stretched out.
No.362582
>>362581That's about the closest your illiterate ass will get to a book.
No.362584
>>362582You're brown, you can't even read
No.362585
>>362584You're gay, a virgin, and never read a book before.
No.362586
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>>362585>blacked coombrain brownskin who ERPs as a nigger pretending he readslmao
No.362608
Blue mommy is back. Shes moving back to amerilard with her russian hubby
No.362804
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Time for some kino
No.362949
OP here can't stop thinking about blue mommy. I wanna cross dress and become her again but i look terrible without facial hair :/
No.362971
>>362967Its about becoming a WHITE BLONDE BLUE EYED BARBIE (like mommy blue ) not just a woman
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It's a shame the majority of these videos are just whores with no ability to mix a proper sound.
No.363256
>>363247This feels like some weird semi dream u have at 3 am in the deepest stage of sleep. Like ur in the 6th dimension or some shit
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>>363256Tha's the good stuff
Surreal lucid dream type shit
No.363275
>>363263Its good stuff but unironically people underestimate whore asmr. A lot of asmr girls i fap to that are obviously doing the slut shtick also give me tingles
My proof? I often fap with headphones on and many times ive legit tingled while fapping to them
People automatically dismiss them cuz of the shtick but if u really wanna be objective turn the video off and see if u still get tingles
No.363281
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No.363287
>>363281White boyfriend has panic attack after finding out about white girlfriends "DARK" past
No.363293
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>>363275Well, here's your cute muslim Malaysian wife anon.
No.363294
>>363288What proof is there that the baby daddy was black?
No.363298
>>363294No proof, and it's unlikely that would be made public, but it would explain the situation.
No.363300
>>363298Whatever you say moishe.
No.363326
>Another thread created by an Arab coomer in his late fifties, the same Arab coomer alcoholic and closet homo who tries to groom zoomers online and never shuts up about black dicks and random e-thots.
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No.363948
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Welcome, to the future!
No.363961
Hey guys you should check out my new video ^_^
No.363997
>>363961YOU should give me a blowjob with lots of tongue.
No.364011
Hello I am a transgender porn addict on the internet pretending to be an ASMR whore on an imageboard uwu ;)
No.364028
>>363997How uncouth of you! I'm not that kind of girl! ^_^
>>364011Ummmmmm, no I am a cisgender female ^_^. Nothing wrong with being transgender though ^_^. :P. I'm also not a whore >:(. I'm a good girl ^_^
No.364044
^ has received 'the gift'
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No.365612
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Another kinographic experience by Selatonin
No.365624
>>365619Your europoor country is 30% arab and you get thrown in jail for making jokes online
No.365634
>>365631Whites really don't look like that unless they've got some kind of disorder, like that wop from Stranger Things.
No.365637
>>365634Let the brit cope lol
No.365650
>>365647Britcoping is at schizo levels lmao. Like wtf is even his point? Only americans go bald?
No.365655
>>365653I honestly like the Brits out there who actually have their heads on straight and don't want to attack them. Most people are retards regardless of nationality. I'm sick of all the bitchy infighting between Americans and other Western nationalities when our countries are all under attack.
No.365660
>>365656Meanwhile in reality
(You're still 30% Arab and in prison for calling the police on ahmed raping your sister btw, on top of being inbred to shit)
No.365661
>>365655In principle i agree but i have to defend my country from the american hate at least somewhat. The le 56 shit is especially retarded and easily debunked. Obviously the white percent of america is pretty scary but white americans themselves are clearly white.
Iirc the le 56 referred to the percent of america thats white anyways, not white americans' ethnicity itself
No.365662
>>365656Also actually looking at that chart its clearly a latin american lol. Indigenous to carribean islands and Mexico blood? Plus the significant black blood? Its probably a puerto rican or cuban or dominancan or some shit. One of those mulatto/native mixed carribean islands
No.365666
>>365663Lmao zero argument. Concession accepted my inbred subhuman English friend
https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/16xeodk/why_are_people_in_the_uk_so_unattractive_does/Brutal
Also the irony of you posting the people who make up half your island lmao
No.365675
>>365669>>365670Seething britcopers just throwing spaghetti at the wall at this point. Now america has more muzzies than uk? LOL
Also why are you posting your neighbors?
No.365679
>>365675>Now america has more muzzies than uk? LOLYep
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Frankie puts you to sleep
He knows what he's doing
No.365795
>>365794The irony of it is Canada will be White minority before America.
No.365813
>>365804Fixed your image you retarded mutt
>I'm whuaite but not Europeanlmao
No.365814
>>365813>No u!!!11Lmao yuroseething HARD
No.365820
>>365661I definitely get where you're coming from, but the way people on both sides constantly start shit with each other is just asinine. You have
MURCA STRONG dumbasses who shit on Europeans not having as much freedom while neglecting to use their freedoms for anything themselves. What good is the Second Amendment and strident anti-tyranny rhetoric when the United States was founded on revolutionary action taken against a much less tyrannical government than the U.S. is dealing with today? So many "patriots" (especially Jews) like to shit on Europe when we need to get our own house in order before shitting on anyone else. Then you've got the European snobs and self-hating Americans (I think Angelo Plume might qualify) who reflexively attack anything American. Some of them even play the E. Michael Jones "there's no such thing as white" card.
>The le 56 shit is especially retarded and easily debunked. Obviously the white percent of america is pretty scary but white americans themselves are clearly white.Actual Americans are just as white as actual Europeans, and conflating America's population of actual mutts with whites is definitely retarded. It's no different than if I tried to pass off the shitskins who have been flooding the British Isles as members of the actual British nations. It's common for the "Amerimutt" bashers to bring up the fact that Americans tend to have ancestries of varied national backgrounds as a gotcha, but that's a completely idiotic comparison. Even a hypothetical person with ancestry from all over Europe isn't the same thing as a greasy brown goblin who wouldn't have been granted national citizenship at the outset of the country. Besides that, there are plenty of Europeans of mixed national backgrounds too. Christopher Lee was half British and half Italian. George Sanders had some kind of weird Anglo-Russian background. It wasn't that uncommon historically for intermarriage to happen in border regions or areas settled by multiple ethnic groups.Josef Jungmann, one of the leading 19th-century Czech-language revivalists, was half German and half Czech. And I don't know what Ernst Chladni's background was. Regardless, being a combination of European ancestry groups doesn't make someone a shambling favela creature. I'm all for shitting on racial mongrelization, but proper Americans aren't mongrels.
No.365822
>>365820I really don't think comparing "no your previously white nation is worse off than my previously white nation" is all that productive.
We're all screwed, just in slightly different ways. Being armed is obviously a good thing
for white people and only white people, others obviously can't be trusted with it. Resisting tyranny is a good thing. Obviously americans aren't doing a great job with either of those things but the ideas are fine. That's not the problem.
Canada is just as screwed as Australia is just as screwed as the USA. None of the brown hoardes should be in our lands. Any of them. Anywhere. One is too many.
No.365823
>>365820You're 100% on the dot and tbf im just being stubborn i guess. I feel i have to defend myself and my country just for ego
No.365831
>>365830That gives me good memories
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>>365820>>365822>>365823>>365830>>365831Who gives a fuck about Amerisharts
Shitty collapsing empire filled with mutts.
In our next ASMR adventure, Pidor kidnaps you and makes you his bottom bitch because Putler banned faggotry.
No.365850
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ASMR POV Tingles: You are about to be fucking murdered
No.365886
>>365849Dude this is hilarious for too many reasons, bored normies are the only reason this shit exists btw. Fucking brain damaged clown world LMDAO
No.365887
>>365850>foids jack off to abduction rape and psychodrug larper who looks like a second life character irl on jewtubeBut you cant say "bad words" like fuck or suicide
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>>365887Shieet bruh u trippin
No.365918
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>>365917
Hey Louie!
No.365927
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>>365922I'm not a fag, I just want to go to sleep
No.365936
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>>365935>Being this fucking insecureDo you also get a boner when you go to the dentist or listen to someone reading a book?
Did you shower after PE in school?
No.365939
>>365936Not him, but the homophobia was so bad at my school nobody showered.
No.365942
>>365940I'm old enough to remember when men and boys were casually naked together in the locker room at the public pool. That didn't last long. Everything got weird when porn got normalized.
No.365943
>>365942I think it was faggots being normalized that did that honestly.
When one of our classmates came out, half the guys stop showering after PE, even though queerboy would just put some new clothes on and leave before everyone else.
No.365945
>>365943>I think it was faggots being normalized that did that honestly.Absolutely. It was both. The gays being shilled and coming out of the closet was coinciding with the rise of pornography. A string of pedo horror stories was the final nail in the coffin. Tbh I don't even know if it's any longer legally safe to be in a locker room with boys, let alone in a state of undress.
>When one of our classmates came out, half the guys stop showering after PE, even though queerboy would just put some new clothes on and leave before everyone else.We had a few queers come out too, but at my school you were considered a faggot if you showered. So nobody did it, we changed. By high school, they were phasing out mandatory PE, partly because of this ridiculous situation with boys, but mainly because people were successfully suing school districts when their kids got injured.
No.365946
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>>365944ASMR > Wrestling
>>365945>they were phasing out mandatory PEGrim, government mandated education is completely fucked
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zzzzzzzz
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Butterface plaphog ASMR
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