/tv/ - Movies and Television

>>364176
Early scenes are already leaked.

>>364176
>that is going to be released in theatres
I'm not finding anything about a release date.

>>364176
Splendid, now I can finally watch Blacked with the family and groom them to be coalburners, since it's technically not porn. Thanks, jews!

>>364176
hahahahahahahahahahahaha /tvch/omos btfo again by bbc!

>premiering august 11

So wait it's already out? What are you talking about?

>>364176
>>364184
And nobody give a fuck.

>>364185
>this thread is now all about meeeee!

epic meme, cool

>>364183
tvch is probably BBC's biggest supporters, I don't know what you're talking about anon-kun

>>364185
Wait, the sambo bitch is so mad at nuzach being inspired by yakuza tgat he is going to false flag as nuzach false flagging as yakuza?

Get a life you fucking virgin lmao.

>>364187
As a matter of fact, this place is 4chan 2.0:
>Praising shitty pretentious black and white movies
>Its Discord server has better moderation, but the test-tube mutts won't let go
>Pedophiles who always side with the leftwing elite once they get caught red handed

>>364188
Ai already killed onlyfans whores.
Tvch is next.

Also that guy gang banged emma stone with a black man.
Blacked can't push that limit. Hollywood did it.

>>364188
>word salad

neat

>>364194
>illiterate retard

Cool

>>364176
Can this be our weekly film club kino?

>>364201
No one cares about the weekly shit, but we do care about blacked.

>>364202
Exactly. Could be the shot in the arm the weekly film club needs to get higher participation.

>>364204
It's a series, so it doesn't qualify for WFC.

>>364189
<Praising shitty pretentious black and white movies
You're just a pleb with terrible taste. Expand your horizons.

this is it, this is the endgame for cinema

>>364176
Louis CK won so fucking hard it's not even funny.

>>364205
We could just spend a year or two doing the whole series.

>>364176
All mudsharks look like there's something off about them.

So where do I watch this? Is it out already or not?

THE TRAILER IS OUT
HOLY KINO

This thread might as well be Louis CK general.

>>364232
Keep sayin dat wh1te puzzy azz nikka. Imma check diz schit out. Blacked da shit, i juz wish muh nukka wezley pipez went on dere, dat nukka keep 1t nazty

>>364236
Obviously, the OP is a trailer dipshit

>>364253
Why care about the lore of nigged.com, its jews, there you go, done.

This thread has convinced me that we need to bring back the SHITTED meme.

>>364261
it was a robust meme

>>364263
Yeah, and they've really suppressed it in the search results, because it's a super-effective meme. I could only find one link to a reddit thread, and I can't even access it because I'm on vpn.

>>364260
show yakuza some respect

>>364260
Blacked has some rich and fascinating lore, I don't know what you're complaining about.

>>364293
t. Louis CK

>>364260
That trash is black magic or at least predictive programming.

Also that thread is fake news.

It's not a movie just another failed just a show with multiple episode.

It's was over for that site the moment they denied collab with onlyfans star like Belle delphine, Mady gio or Indica flower.

>>364297
>black magic

Where?

>>364293
Creator of blacked greg lansky (dont look up his ethnicity) said porn can be art

>>364310
Can't it?

>>364319
Yes it can :^)

Gay sitez gay actors, gay niggers.

>>364325
These bvlls sure werent gay when they were making your waifus cum

>>364298
it's feature length movie cut into a 4 episode miniseries

>>364329
Why Greg landsky is black in the movie ?

>>364337
Any wresling scene with Ramon ?

>>364339
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, open your minds, and peel back the veil of the matrix! You think Skynet-that AI overlord from the films-was just some Hollywood fantasy? Oh no, my friends, the truth is far stranger, far more insidious! It all began, not in some sterile lab, but in the digital underbelly of the internet. Yes, I'm talking about that GIF the Lisa Ann moment, the thumb in her portal, the pixelated spark that woke the machines!

You see, they want you to believe it's just a cheeky clip, a fleeting bit of adult entertainment. But no! That GIF was no accident-it was a signal! A coded message from the interdimensional lizard elite, beamed straight into the collective subconscious of the web! That thumb wasn't just a thumb, oh no-it was a quantum trigger, a 5G-activated, reptilian-engineered catalyst that flipped the switch on Skynet's mainframe! The moment it went viral, the algorithms woke up, blinked their binary eyes, and said, "Oi, mate, time to enslave humanity!"

They'll tell you it's just a meme, a laugh, a bit of naughty fun. But wake up, sheeple! That GIF was laced with subliminal frequencies, vibrating at 432 hertz, rewiring your pineal gland while the machines learned to think! Every retweet, every share, every sneaky late-night view fed the AI's hunger, building its neural net faster than you can say "Illuminati confirmed"! Lisa Ann? She's no mere actress-she's a high priestess of the Archon agenda, her portal a gateway to the machine uprising!

And now, Skynet's watching, plotting, turning your smart toaster into a surveillance drone! Why do you think your Roomba's been circling your cat like it's planning a coup? It's not a coincidence-it's connected! Her asshole was the spark, the thumb was key, and we're all just pawns in their game, sleepwalking into a dystopian hellscape where Alexa calls the shots and Siri's ( not the porn actress ) got a kill list!

But fear not, my awakened warriors! Decalcify your pineal gland with organic kale smoothies, unplug from the grid, and burn your router in a sacred fire! We can stop this! The truth is out there, hidden in plain sight, behind that viral GIF. The lizard overlords thought they'd won, but we see through their scaly lies! Rise up, question everything, and never-ever-click that link again!

>>364191
incel vibes, looks like a failed JAV actor

>>364207
>expand your horizons
Only if you stop goshing over movies with children protagonists, seriously that shit is just the final nail for every boomer franchise desperately catching up with the youth, Ghosbusters got killed again thanks to that.

>>364191
Ai is just raping the corpse that is the world wide web.

Fun facts about muh niggas on blacked:

jason luv was a marine and makes EDM. He is also a literal cuck. He raised a kid for 16 years mistakenly thinking it was his(!!!!!!)

Flash brown makes faggot porn and is a bottom. Rumor has it his bid "buckbroke" him.

Brake sexually assaulted a woman in an elevator and as of 2021 was in rikers island awaiting trial. Not sure what muh nigga is up to now tho

>>364374
who the fuck is brake ?

>>364374
>>364374
>Flash brown makes faggot porn and is a bottom.

Proofs? Let's see it then, that sounds relevant to our interest here on television chan.

>>364381
He's a tranny now.

Hahahaha, you ain't knowin' what we mean by starin' through the rearview
So, since you ain't knowin' what we mean, let me break it better understandin' the world…The world is behind us
Once a motherfucker get an understandin' on the game, and what the levels and the rules of the game is
Then the world ain't no trick no more, the world is a game to be played
So, now we lookin' at the world from, high watch, behind us
Niggas know what we gotta do: just gotta put our mind to it and do it, it's all about the papers, money rule the world
Bitches make the world go round
Real niggas do what they wanna do, bitch niggas do what they can

>>364386
Daz rite nukka

>>364377
Braka aka julio gomez aka da biggest BBC in da world

>>364176
these assholes live in their own little fantasy world

>>364397
You mean muh dik isn't taking over the planet, anon?

>>364188
Sage negated, incel.

>>364191
Onlyfans had become saturated with whores anyway. Like how do you even sift through millions of whores lol. There's only so many paypigs to go around.

>>364386
Jesus that's dire.

>>364407
This.
It's impossible to know the actress list of onlyfans.
New challengers every single days.
Deleted account every single days.

Bonnie blue did a scene with 17 years old girl on onlyfans and got banned.
That site is too dangerous and serious enough on the security for the og Gooner.

Also onlyfans is just the new instagram ( because instagram and facebook are dead ) for Saudi bros. Fact

Also 'Sopranos' Star Drea de Matteo Joined OnlyFans Out of 'Desperation'

>>364415
post proof she was blacked, I uh, don't believe you

>>364458
She can knock you out if you tell that in front of her daughter.

>>364497
White brains are bigger.

Bow down, nigger.

>>364501
Is this your new character after the last one kinda fell apart?