No.366132
kino
No.366134
Any BBC leaks?
No.366140
>>366134>>366134Horse cocks > BBCs
No.366141
>>366140>horses>bigger dicks>actually usefulHorses have completely buckbroken niggers.
No.366142
>Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom outfit
I should have known it would be this way, but those two don't even register as Zelda games in mind, so it still caught me off guard. I hate how those two games have essentially supplanted all the others in the public's mind. I hate how everyone celebrated Zelda "moving on from their tired old formula" by turning into just another Bethesda-Ubisoft hybrid but with anime. At least games like Echoes of Wisdom are still getting made.
No.366143
>>366141I have a horse and I let him fuck me.
No.366144
>>366143Do I need to call the ASPCA?
No.366145
>>366142Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom are the most cinematic of the Zeldas, so not surprised they're going that route.
No.366148
>>366145the wii ones are the most cinematic, actually
No.366160
>>366145they are the highest selling zelda games so most people are likely familiar with them
No.366166
>>366165Great casting, although I can't help but wonder if they couldn't find a real blond boy for Link.
No.366172
>>366165You just know there will be a bbc sex scene with zelda
No.366177
>>366165Looks wise, they got it pretty good with these two actors. Even if the guy can't act it would still kind of fit with Link's characterization. But I still have my doubts since this is a movie made in 2025. I expect at least some degree of quippy dialogue and Zelda doing more of the fighting than Link or ackshually be the one who taught him combat, since you're not allowed to just make a simple damsel in distress nowadays.
No.366178
>>366177I expect Link and Zelda will know each other before the conflict arises, and Zelda gets captured. They might have Zelda aid Link at some point in the story, like the just in time trope at the finale of OoT.
No.366179
too fat.
No.366184
>>366176>>366175Why do you think they cast Link 16 but Zelda 21, if not so she can cuck him???
>>366180Idris Elba Ganondorf to be announced soon brother!
No.366186
>>366184>Why do you think they cast Link 16 but Zelda 21, if not so she can cuck him???They are in the same age group, even if Zelda has a few years on him.
>Idris Elba Ganondorf to be announced soon brother!I doubt it. They're not making this a black and white thing.
No.366193
>>366192
You mean the nigger who literally got cucked? Lol.
No.366195
>>366184I wonder what they're talking about.
No.366226
>>366165>zelda looking strong with a bow and arrow while link watches onHope they won't do the same thing as in the mario movie where they made the princess a badass and mario the noob
No.366241
>>366227modern women are foul
No.366247
>>366165Link looks like a turbo-angloid, like some kind of Australian surfer bro.