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 No.370771

Listen up, bro. Pay attention.
Michael Jackson… was the first true lookmaxxer in human history. The absolute OG. The pioneer.
Dude was born with mid genetics, classic black king phenotype, but he looked in the mirror one day and said: 'Nah. Not enough.'
He went full extreme transformation arc. Surgeries, skin bleaching, jaw work, nose jobs back to back… the man literally rewrote his entire avatar.
And why did he turn white?

Because our guy had insane yellow fever

It wasn't vitiligo like they keep telling you to calm you down. Stop. Michael saw the light: the delicate features, the pale skin, that pure East Asian exotic vibe. He wanted it for himself. He didn't just chase it… he became it. Bro changed his whole race to get closer to what actually turned him on.

Look at Smooth Criminal.
In the video, the main girl, the one dancing with him in the club… she's Asian. Cindera Che. Not a blonde bombshell, not a Latina, not a thick black queen. Straight-up Asian. He put her front and center. That wasn't random casting, that was a statement. His ultimate fantasy: the smooth criminal walks into the bar and locks eyes with the Asian femme fatale.
And here's the real kicker.

Tokyo Dome. Live version of The Way You Make Me Feel.

He doesn't pick some random backup dancer. He specifically chooses a Japanese girl, Yuko Sumida. In Japan, in front of thousands of screaming fans, he does his whole seductive number with a Japanese woman. Bro was performing his fetish live on stage for the entire world to see.

Michael came to Japan with the full package: white, can dance, can sing, and with a BBC… sorry, I mean BWC.
That wasn't entertainment. That was a confession.

Michael Jackson was decades ahead of the game. While other rappers were out here flexing gold chains and acting tough, he was already hacking his own phenotype, aligning his looks with his deepest attraction.

He understood the truth before anyone else: if you really want to maxx, you don't just change your style… you change everything. Skin, nose, eyes, whole vibe. Until you become a completely new version of yourself.
Michael Jackson, the first real lookmaxxer. The first one who said: 'Fuck my starting genetics. I'm becoming what I actually desire.'
Eternal respect to the King.

He wasn't weird.
He was consistent.

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 No.370776

>he was into Oriental women built like little boys
It checks out.

 No.370803

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>>370776
I think you've figured it out.

 No.370908

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 No.371049

>>370908
Is that Ramon?

 No.371050

>>371049
He looks black enough.

 No.371051

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 No.371078

Message In A Bottle by The Police is about a guy masturbating in a sperm bank.

Sending out an S.O.S (Sample Of Semen)
Message In A Bottle (Masturbating In A (Sperm) Bank

 No.371082

>>371078
You heard that from ME, but I'm not mad, I'm glad others agree.

 No.371095

>>371051
steinkino

 No.371266

IS THE NEW MOVIE OUT ?

 No.371364

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HDCAM

JUST GOT LEAKED HIIII HIII

 No.371365

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OH NO NO NO

HA HA HA HA HA

 No.371366

>>371364
It's shit.

 No.371371

>>371082
It's the truth though.

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 No.371754

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Michael Unwraps the Smear

By Armond White

A biopic's machinations restore the charisma of a mass folk hero.

Michael Jackson haters don't get to control the narrative in Michael, an adulatory biopic by action-movie hack Antoine Fuqua, who directed Denzel Washington in his notorious Oscar-winning role as the world's worst, most evil black cop, in Training Day. The irony that a purveyor of violent trash with an ethnic spin should do a tribute to MJ is almost mind-boggling. It's the ultimate example of hackery that Fuqua should helm a project about a nonviolent musical artist, especially well known to the public and beloved for pacifistic reasons, that challenges Hollywood's standard racial stereotypes.

Fuqua's name in the credits gives Michael superficial ethnic authentication, which indicates the film's purpose as a political project, done with approval from some members of the Jackson family, to revive and redeem MJ's legend that was tarnished by scandal - part of the media-motivated take-down that has become a standard of our polarized culture's tabloid journalism. As a genre-practitioner in the Ridley Scott mode, Fuqua embarks on the biopic genre with a single-minded dedication implied by the film's title - this narrative is both an identity and an endearment.

Michael follows the fame path of a talented black American kid who emerged from a working-class family, going from bubble-gum pop to songs about romantic yearning, songs creating an innocent pop-idol image, to songs reflecting isolation after showbiz success. MJ's adult music addressed a frantic awareness of the recording industry and social problems - from being a legendary Motown artist to an independent, major-label solo creator - and then reflected his own private turmoil and disenchantment in a series of phenomenal late-career albums (a topic I explored in the "Scream" chapters of Keep Moving: The Michael Jackson Chronicles).

The biography itself reinforces what's known of Jackson's talent, his unique charisma and artistry, sufficient to satisfy fans. No mere actor can portray this drama; real-life MJ nephew Jaafar Jackson (son of Jackson Five sibling Jermaine Jackson) performs the role with moments that offer an uncanny simulacra. Michael satisfies the unvanquished admiration inherent to a pop star who must also be recognized as a mass folk hero.

Anyone who is conflicted about "separating the art from the artist" is ignorant of art and has never had a significant art experience - certainly nothing comparable to the delight MJ brought to the world from "I Want You Back," "Ben," "Off the Wall," "Billie Jean," Thriller, "Bad," "Black or White," "You Are Not Alone," "They Don't Care About Us," to "Blood on the Dance Floor." Those unfortunates, who pretend moral or political supremacy over human nature, should simply stop pretending to engage with any form of art - even the biopic. MJ-phobia avoids the most significant challenge: Michael's audacity to claim his place in America's Astaire-Kelly-James Brown tradition.

Fuqua submits to the legend told in Michael, written by industry hand John Logan, whose work on Oliver Stone's Any Given Sunday, Scorsese's The Aviator and Hugo, Ridley Scott's Gladiator and Alien: Covenant, Sam Mendes's two James Bond films Skyfall and Spectre, and Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd adaptation suggests that both personal detachment and professionalism are involved in this Hollywood production. Skeptics who are obsessed with MJ's various scandals might consider this film politically.

Michael Jackson's tabloid scandals (a prevailing subject of his later work) can be best understood through the annals of political strategy as described in Nancy Pelosi's infamous 2017 "wrap-up smear" speech that outlined the tactic of smearing someone's character, getting the smear reported/repeated in the press ("merchandise" it), and then using media pressure to amplify and validate it ("wrap-up smear"). The Michael biopic counters the diversionary media tactics that attempted to ruin the artist's King of Pop standing. The haters have not won; recall those acknowledgments of "Billie Jean" that enhance the humanizing revisionist documentary Melania.

Within the perimeters of biopic artifice, some famous actors enacting real-life people participate in an image rehabilitation that pays tribute to the main subject. Larenz Tate plays Motown founder Berry Gordy, Mike Meyers plays CBS Records magnate Walter Yetnikoff, and Nia Long plays Michael's mother, Katherine. But Colman Domingo as Joe Jackson can't match Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs's moving portrayal in the TV movie The Jacksons: An American Dream (1992), about the agon of the former steelworker father who was responsible for driving and disciplining his brood through the demands of the entertainment business.

Fuqua and Logan supply familiar iconography: MJ's always childlike, soft speaking voice, his quicksilver stage moves, music-video high spots, glittery spats, and adoring crowds. It flashes by like one of those Pepsi commercials. Though not equal to Kenny Ortega's 2009 semi-doc extravaganza This Is It (a pop memorial featuring the real thing), Michael survives its own exploitation as a political ad aimed at conserving pop-music artistry that's always up against the schemes of dullards and authoritarians.

 No.371772

>>371754
Can't say I agree with Armond on this one. Like it or not, the scandals of the '90s and '00s were the turning point of MJ's life, he is remembered for them just as much as his music, you don't get to leave out a huge chunk of his life and think nobody is gonna notice what you're trying to do. All that should've been included, and let the audience judge for themselves. That's life, you've gotta take the good with the bad. What you've got instead with Michael is more of a demo than the full version. I think what they were trying to do with marketing this film at this point in time was to piggyback on the success of Baz Luhrmann's Elvis, which was actually done right, and took viewers on a journey from Elvis' childhood, to his bitter end.

 No.371776

>>371772
The movie was censored.

 No.371797

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>>371772
Elvis, a Disrespected Phenomenon

By Armond White

Baz Luhrmann's shameless comic-book biopic

Baz Luhrmann presents Elvis Presley like a comic-book superhero. His gaudy biopic Elvis even includes a sequence of comic-book panels: Baz-Elvis the hero transforms from a mild-mannered Mississippi truck driver who sang and played guitar into a flamboyant Elton John or Liberace-style alter ego. Inspiration from sensual black blues and raucous black gospel makes Baz-Elvis a cultural avatar in the manner of both Martin Luther nailing revolutionary theses to public consciousness and Martin Luther King Jr. upsetting racial segregationists while making women scream hysterically. Naïve Baz-Elvis is seen as a Galatea figure manipulated by a shifty Pygmalion, Colonel Tom Parker, so devious and commanding that Baz-Elvis's final incarnation recalls the pathetic, self-destructive Susan Alexander in Citizen Kane.

This shameless cultural jumble might make some kind of crazy sense for anyone who still thinks Presley the figurehead of pop vulgarity. That position has many successors, and Luhrmann is one of them. His disregard for truth, history, and taste is a mark of contemporary absurdity, and in Elvis it overwhelms his subject.

Luhrmann's latest pastiche follows the deliberate inaccuracies and anachronisms of Moulin Rouge, Romeo + Juliet, and The Great Gatsby. That those lousy films were popular hits seems to fulfill the Y2K prediction of cultural collapse. Audiences who knew nothing about the Belle Époque, Shakespeare, or Fitzgerald didn't care, and Luhrmann uncannily played to their ignorance.

Luhrmann's style jumps from one exaggeration to another, zipping through poor-white class issues, past the European-based Army stint and the legendary acquisitive status (a fuchsia Cadillac rather than a pink one). Knowing anything about Presley's life means you watch Baz-Elvis's rise to fame the way opera fans recollect a libretto during a pretentious restaging. Luhrmann's version, with Elvis played by Austin Butler, who does the alluring eyes, modest snarl, and loose-limbed jitterbug moves, is cartoonish and sentimental, unlike the good 1980 Kurt Russell-John Carpenter TV version. But it resembles parody so much that a kind of tickled bemusement is the only way to respond to its blatant inauthenticity.

Baz-Elvis's introduction to blacks dancing in a juke joint is intercut with a tent revival where he gets the "spirit." Luhrmann shifts from ersatz Southern life to a subculture where exotic-looking blacks (wailing from fake Mahalia and Rosetta Tharpe figures) bear little resemblance to African-American physiognomy or temperament. Older Baz-Elvis laments, "That's the music that makes me happy," yet we never see him record gospel. Luhrmann quickly drops the religious ruse.

In this alternate-universe mid-century America, Baz-Elvis has no moral grounding, making him subject to temptation by the Colonel, whom Tom Hanks plays as LBJ, Satan, and Sydney Greenstreet. An enigmatic exploiter (hissing the world "merchandise" as if he invented it), the Colonel is a weirdly accented Lars Von Trier freak whose bloated malevolence threatens to overtake the movie. His catchphrase "art of the snow job" reveals more cheapness. It's Luhrmann's attempt to vilify what used to be considered Trump's gold-toilet vulgarity - even though Elvis (starting with its kitschy title-sequence design) indicates that Luhrmann's bad taste is conceptual, Kardashian.

The frenzy that confirmed Presley as the nexus of race, sex, and pop-culture change gives Luhrmann his best moments - when concertgoers and TV-watchers are all shocked and thrilled. "I don't know what to think!" says Jimmie Rodgers (Kodi Smit-McPhee), simultaneously amazed and aroused. And Luhrmann is similarly confounded, never able to connect the pressure of world-conquering fame to self-realization. His centerpiece - The Elvis Presley Movie - condenses the singer's mostly lousy Hollywood career to a vignette, featuring an astonishingly exact digital re-creation of Sixties photochemical color processing.

That sequence is worth an Oscar. Still, it's absolutely clear that Luhrmann (a Ken Russell showoff minus the genius) knows nothing about artistic expression. The film concludes with meandering scenes of Baz-Elvis and the Colonel arguing with sponsors over a TV Christmas show that eventually became the famous 1968 comeback special. Convictionless scenes of his marital dissolution with Priscilla and suspicious scenes where the Las Vegas casino residency becomes a lifetime prison sentence pad the narrative without illuminating the paradoxes. Fat Elvis finally makes his appearance as a corruption of his youthful aspiration, reaching toward redemption with a desperate rendition of "Unchained Melody."

How could we expect that unreliable chronicler Baz Luhrmann to seriously represent Presley's life story and simultaneous social changes, when the story of America's cultural legacy is collapsing around us? The comic-book concept makes Elvis a revisionist text, alienating us from the story in the same outrageous manner as the uprooting of our political and ethical heritage. The ironies that overwhelmed Presley, Garland, Brando, Michael Jackson, and Orson Welles - that made them all phenomenal and doomed - are missing. That's how Luhrmann pays his ultimate disrespect.

 No.371801

>>371797
What can I say but Armond btfo little old me. He cucked on the Michael review though. Any way you slice it, it only tells half the story.



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