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 No.372959

UWE BOLL NEW KINO IS OUT

 No.372961

>>372959
It's another farfetched male power fantasy, but it looks like a popcorn flick.

 No.372986

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>>372961
I watched it, it's kino

 No.372988

Lowtax is rolling in his grave, Aryan Boll won!

 No.372991

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>>372988
>Made kino
>Kicked his ass
>Didn't kill himself
>Continues to make kino

 No.372992

>>372991
He also funds it all with his food business, and he found megan.

 No.372996

>>372959
Just watched it. It really wasnt as bad as I was expecting. The biggest surprise, the most subverted of my expectations, was that there wasnt a cuck-out at the end. Or some form of balanced messaging, which is usually in this "Left-wing Hays Code" era.

 No.373004

>>372996
We're way past that

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 No.373080

Pretty dumb. I quit after the rentseeker kike bullshit. Fuck that weird ass (((cannibal))).

also, handling cartridges barehanded for a vigilante assassination spree and then following that up with the DNA bar glass scene?…come the fuck on! LAZY

 No.373097

>>373073
I wonder how many views its gonna get over that 48 hour period. Millions, I would assume.

 No.373109

it was kino
many kino scenes

 No.373135

>>373073
That page isn't up anymore.

 No.373140

>>373135
it was only up for 48 hours

 No.373141

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It just needs less masturbatory preaching.

 No.373153

>>373140
Oh, I just figured it got taken down by Twatter despite Musk reposting it.

 No.373156

>>373141
Yah. Less video talking. Move the end scene to the beginning. Make it way better.

 No.373175

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TINY NIGGER DICk

 No.373176

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>>372986
tiny wakadan pecker!

 No.373177

>>373175
>jews publishing the movie means jews made the movie
by this logic Nintendo made Bayonetta and Professor Layton

 No.373179

>>373177
You think publishers/producers don't have any creative input?

 No.373180

>>373179
in this case I think Boll probably just shopped around until he found someone who would take it without changes

 No.373183

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 No.373200

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>>373175
>>373176
>gahoole changed what I said.

This is why tvch is dying

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 No.373208

>>373200
Maybe stop being a cuckold.

 No.373215

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Just watched it tonight and enjoyed it. Agree with poster above that it could've used a bit less talking and more shooting, but I didn't find those parts extremely longwinded or anything. There are some movies where they just get on a soapbox and never pull the damn trigger lmao. Solid little flick, hopefully Uwe Boll makes more of them and it becomes a full fledged franchise. 7/10 for me

 No.373216

>>373215
good review

 No.373218

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TINY BLACK PECKER

 No.373227

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>>373218
Why is everyone so butthurt about this movie? Both brown invaders and Jews are the enemy. From the little I've seen the movie frames it as more of a religious issue than the racial issue it really is, but it's still a step in the right direction in terms of messaging.

I could be wrong, but from what I'm seeing Armie Hammer is also only 1/8 Jewish. If that's true, then even the Nazis wouldn't have considered him Jewish under the Nuremberg Laws and it's stupid to get worked up about if he doesn't identify with Jewish culture. He would clearly be White.

This whole thing does nothing but make countersemites look bad.

 No.373229

>>373227
I agree with most of your post but the anons pounting out jews are trying to use our outrage and a film like this as a lightning rod is true. Also we should be working with the Muslims in Lebanon and Iran who continue to sucessfully resist jewish rule. some of them have highet aryan ancestry than the kike octeroons themselves When most anons say we should "work" with the anti-jewish muslims in the middlr east they mean the real ones actually fighting them not the subhumans commiting rape, and murder in europe.

 No.373231

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>>373229
>some of them have highet aryan ancestry than the kike octeroons themselves
Do you have a source for that? That's not what I've seen.
>Also we should be working with the Muslims in Lebanon and Iran who continue to sucessfully resist jewish rule.
I wish them the best in resisting Israel and the U.S., but I don't think we have common interests past that.
>When most anons say we should "work" with the anti-jewish muslims in the middlr east they mean the real ones actually fighting them not the subhumans commiting rape, and murder in europe.
That's not the case on Twatter. There are lots of brownoids and "Christian-Muslim alliance" retards saying that hostility toward Muslim invaders is exactly what the Jews want.

 No.373258

I'm just happy that no one got hurt and everyone stayed friends at the end.

 No.373324

>>373218
Hello, based department?



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