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 No.119

>lose weight this
>lose weight that
HOW ABOUT I'M BULKING IT

 No.120

This pic has a disturbing porn vibe to it

 No.121

>>120
>gahoole invites you over to his cabin
>play vidya and watch movies
>late at night, you wake up and need to use the bathroom
>as you sit down, gahoole comes in naked
>you apologize and try to leave but he locks the door
>you ask him what he's doing
>his only response is a flex and that look

 No.126

>>121
I pull my Colt .45 1911 (safety already off) out of my should rig holster and put three rounds into his chest.

 No.131

>>126
>"TWO WORLD WARS" you shout as you squeeze out three rounds of naturally subsonic .45 ACP
>three black spots appear on gahooles chest but as you wait for the blood to pour out of them gahoole's smug expression only grows
>"Huhuhuhuh," he deeply chortles as he flicks the flattened 230 grain jacketed hollowpoints off of his barrel chest
>"You didn't really believe the whole 'stoppin powah' thing, did you?"
>Gahoole approaches and as his bulk overtakes you, you can only think one thing:
>I knew I should have got a 10mm

 No.152

any tips for bulking eating is hard

 No.153

>>152
ice cream, creatine, milk. Make a shake every time you work out for afterwards. OR just drink three a day and watch out. I went from 150 at 19 years old to 180 in about 4 months while constantly working out with no steroids. I could carry a fridge down a flight of stairs. Throw a banana in there too.

 No.157

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>>153
>>152
>You merely adopted the bulk. I was born in it, enblubbered by it.
>I didn't see the GOMAD until I was already a man, but by then it was nothing to me but cutting!

 No.158

>>157
le big ass man

 No.161

>>153
>this guy would carry a fridge down a flight of stairs while throwing bananas into it
How the fuck did you open the door to throw the banana in?

 No.162

>>161
Well what the fuck do you think, I was eating all those bananas, had that chimp strength.

 No.176

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>>152
blini bulk

 No.209

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>>157
>If I take that off, will you die?

 No.249

>>209
It would be extremely unstable

 No.628

Gahoole, Sexy Fat teddy bear.

>Seething Loner balding-shrek attempts to impress BBCMarenko.

<Gahoole is un-impressive. Seething, Incel!
GO HAVE SEX INCEL.

 No.638

>>628
You're almost in your 50's, Yakuzapedo. You're a manlet. Just end yourself already.

 No.639

>>209
I'm considering buying something like that.

 No.699

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>>639
fuck you

 No.704

>>699
SLAM PIG
SLAM PIG
SLAM PIG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.713

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>>704
I too wanna see her taking BRC



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