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Doctor Pavel
CIA
You can't bring friends
you can't stay
You can be cool, no
charge for them
Get 'em on
Get us up
I'll call it in

No one owes you
seats on my plane
Simple flight plan of
C I A
First to talk gets to
stay on plane
Tell me then
Tell me when
Just tell me Bane

What's up (What's up)
Big guy (Big guy)
Who's Bane (Who's Bane)
Anyway (Anyway)
Big guys (Big guys)
Are easy (Are easy)
So what's the next step
of your master plan
(Hey you, better ask him nice)
All you gotta do
happy fool, is crash this plane
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The Cinematic Initiation Archive

A continuation of the old thread, now laying decrepit in the ruined halls of 8cunt.

The purpose of the archive is to document, study, and reveal the fire rising in non-canonical kinos. Movies in the archive are rated based upon the patented BigGuy Rating Index™. While the rating system is designed specifically for cinematic works, it has occasionally been applied to other significant works of media. (Excerpt from the bane wiki)

Currently, very few pieces of media have been measured on this scale, and we need your help to chart the cinematic, literary, and theatrical worlds with links to the baneverse.
Every time you watch/play a piece of media, post it here with its respective BigGuy Rating.
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Hey Scooby, I'm buff! heh heh heh
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How do we bring life back to this ailing board?
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i have a good, joker batman story

i mean… if dc were to pay you a to write a good batman joker stories… what would you write in it? in effort to make it a splash, earning you big bucks?
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How do we cause a great 2021 revival of /bane/?
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What's happening in these videos?
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Did Bane wear the mask to hide his shame?
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How To Survive A Plane Crash

Proof that CIA lived
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Nigger sneed
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big guy
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10 Years

I miss you bro. It has been 10 years since you died. I remember before you even started to lift when we would chat on WoW. I thought you were just some dumb kid, but you would always want to know about weird random shit I was doing wherever I was deployed. I remember when you told me about how you and your brother were going to hit the weights. I remember how surprised I was that you became a meme. I always would laugh at the pictures you would share of yourself hoverhanding a girl and how that even though you looked the way you did it all came down to self-confidence, something you sorely lacked. You knew you had a heart condition but you still felt insecure enough that you could justify the risk of using gear. It wasn't even the gear that really killed you, but the lack of self-confidence that led you to going to going to Thailand for cosmetic surgery and the drugs and sauna that broke your heart.

You were a genuinely cool kid. Hard working, dedicated to anything you put your mind to. You would support everyone around you with 120% of your ability and never bury anyone to make yourself feel better about yourself. You were easy going, kind hearted and humble, too humble. You never saw yourself as having value just for being yourself. You always sought out the approval of others, and it killed you in the end.

I am sorry Mero. You were a good friend I knew for a few years and I think I should have tried to put the brakes on you before shit got too far. I miss our late night/early morning bullshit sessions. I miss listening to you brag after you finally made it. I miss having one person who didn't judge but would let me vent over some girl not sucking my dick at a club and then laugh at me for beating someone up over it before encourage me to do better.

You were a king and the Biggest Guy I ever knew. Right now it is the anniversary of your death in Australia. I think things would have gone a lot different if you hadn't died. Everything has become cynical and ugly since you left and I hate it. I want my old friend back. I want it to be 2007 again. I am going to send Olivia an email and remind her of what day it is. I doubt she will care but it just feels like the right thing to do.

Scarab mounts for day
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This is my town's new slogan/marketing thing that the council are doing.
I can't go anywhere without seeing this shit.
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Meta

They expected one of us in the wreckage, didn't they?
WELCOME (back) TO /bane/, HOME OF THE BIG GUYS

faq
>Have we started the fire?
Yes, the fire rises.
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Any big guys going to see this in the theater?
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How come every time after I start lifting weights, I start thinking non-stop about fucking women in the ass.
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We are not big guys anymore.
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT
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Baneposters can't recofur from this

It's over
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>organises a meeting with WB
>'I'm playing Bane'
>'we're not even looking to cast anybody as Bane -'
>'don't care, I'm playing Bane.'
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He's a brick guy
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Infinity Cup poll

Hey guys, /icup/ here with a question on how we're going to handle the next iteration of the Infinity Cup ( https://anon.cafe/icup/ )

We're trying to poll whether certain boards are interested in playing in the cup, or if there's some specific team that you'd like to see play. If you want to, please answer or add your own answer to the poll in https://poal.me/6x3j1u
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What did he mean by this?
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PUSHUP CONTEST

DO AS MANY PUSHUPS AS YOU CAN IN A ROW

ONLY VIDEOS WILL BE ACCEPTED I will post my results tomorrow night NO FACE IS REQUIRED TO BE SEEN BUT THE PUSHUPS MUST BE VISIBLE

WINNER GETS A DVD COPY OF THE MOVIE or whatever you want that's under $10

I POST MY ATTEMPT TOMORROW
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finna bouta start working out again >:)

gotta try getting active dudes, maybe i'll become a functioning adult again
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Natty or JUICED Thread

Well /bane/?
Is he really a big guy or bluffing?
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GUNT?

You're a big guy with a small dick that's only 5'1
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WANGA?
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You're walking down the street and Reika Saiki smacks your ass and says you're her bitch now. What do you do?
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>eleven days since a post
>twelve days since a new thread

what do we do about this, fellow big guys? this cannot be.
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GameStop crashing the stock market

With no survivors
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BIG DAY

NINE FUCKING YEARS
https://archived.moe/tv/thread/19845446/#19845830
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DARK KNIGHT RISES VTUBER WATCHALONG.
SHOULD HAVE POSTED IT EARLIER BUT BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.
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fuck you
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Big time

>lose weight this
>lose weight that
HOW ABOUT I'M BULKING IT
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SQUATS AND OATS

Sup, /fit/

Just a reminder that if you eat oats with sugar instead of salt you're a fucking faggot.

1 cup oats
2 cups water
1/2 cube chicken/beef stock

Add a couple fried eggs and you're good to go.
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How far have you gone for a banepost?
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Who's /bane/'s board-tan?
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Have we started the fire?
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Scenes with masked men
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Nolan came up with the premise of Tenet because baneposting forced him to ponder why exactly you'd shoot someone before throwing him out of a plane.
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Is 9/11 the most banecore holiday?
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why is this board dead? There's so much to talk about!
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/bane/ for the Infinity Cup

Hey there, Big Guys,
We're remaking the Infinity Cup this year over at https://anon.cafe/icup/ and we'd really like to have you guys over, watching and playing with us.
Now, technically you still have the old export from the previous ICUP, but if you wish to make any changes, go ahead and start a thread!
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When is it time to cut?
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My old home is dead :(
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So…
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you may not like it, but this is what peak theatrical performance looks like
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I'm zebra
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donald trump bane sneed wholesome dab moment
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sneed
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Le based black science negro is a baneposter, who knew.
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YOU'RE A BIG ASS
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Sorry but say your last words
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You're in a club with your gf and when this guy slaps her on the ass.

She's now in a wheelchair.

That's it.
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/banecore/ thread

Post /banecore/ music.
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Rate my big guy

4u
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calisthenics

I am too autistic to go to the gym. Is calisthenics just a meme, or can I actually become a big guy through bodyweight routines?
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Replace Gotham for Minneapolis and you get the current situation, including "none shall interfere".
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>me on the left
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Baneposting: A psyop to destroy cunnyposting?
Is this guy just a hothead or do we have to face the extremely painful truth of a janny conspiracy?
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Bane?
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For you.
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>It's apparently meant to be a home away from home for /fit/izens since 4cuck /fit/ is the last one that's still active.

so /bane/ are bodyweight routines memes or worthwhile? I was thinking of getting some olympic rings now that there aren't any gyms to go to
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UUUU
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M O N S T E R L O A D S

CUM BY THE GALLON
Take Emergen-C every day.
You will CUM BUCKETS
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https://julay.world/v/res/39785.html
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Okay you /baneboyz/
Let's go for our Weight goals.
Who is your ideal body?
What are you doing to reach it?

For me: Randy Savage.
We are the same height and that cunt is a legend
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you're a big lady
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Post work out channels

No DeStorm
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Let's talk diet in lockdown.

What are you on?
What's your goal?
Current Weight?
Goal Weight?

DID YOU CHEAT DAY