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R: 20 / I: 6

Big time

>lose weight this
>lose weight that
HOW ABOUT I'M BULKING IT
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Venom > Bane

Bane doesn't even have his own movies, let alone two movies.
R: 8 / I: 2
Our guy revived Baneposting.
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I, Asukadomo Type VIII, issue a fatwah on Matthew Prince, CEO of Cloudflare.

He pretends to be part of the infosec scene while he's actually just a lawyer.
He isn't even a real lawyer, just a dropout.
He conveniently invokes either identity when he needs to appeal to one side.
He has single-handedly blocked Tor, VPN, etc from the internet, for 11 years without rest, by making a trendy webshit as a service that blocks Tor by default, requiring each website admin of a Cloudflare-backed website to overcome philosophical and technical hurdles to even realize this is a problem and to fix it by configuring Cloudflare properly.
In the above, he violated the end-to-end networking principle.
For the vast majority of these 11 years he used ReCaptcha, the most broken piece of shit captcha on earth (which blocks Tor over 50% of the time). It could only be solved by all kinds of tricks like disabling JS which itself raises more red flags on the website that acts like a paranoid retard. If you are blocked by a Cloudflare-backed website, say "somewebsite.com", you have to fill out a ReCaptcha (and then a second one to access "cdn.somewebsite.com"). Each of these steps takes multiple minutes. If you're doing some research it will take hours just to do what took 10 minutes before Cloudflare was invented.
Due to the above, many billions of man hours were wasted browsing websites over Tor, VPN, offices, universities, cafes, etc, due to his broken dipshit idea of blocking "hackers" by IP and making them solve a captcha.
In the above, he violated the purpose of a captcha: to throttle bot comment posts (and similar use cases). There is no other purpose for a captcha, and none would be acceptable. "Thing that stops my site from being rooted" is not a valid use case for a captcha. If you just put a captcha somewhere and only justify it by your opinion, you deserve DEATH. A captcha is not something that can be taken lightly, in network protocol design. He was given high levels of authority, and abused it.
He has single-handedly fabricated a new concept where a website just gives you a captcha because you might be trying to hack it according to some heuristic which almost always gives false positives. Let me state this again: websites did not require a captcha for viewing content before Cloudflare. Not one single website. Dumbass kids getting into webdev now think a captcha gate on the front page is a thing, thanks to Matthew Prince. If you put a captcha on your website anywhere other than a comment or signup form, you are just a nudev eating feces downstream from Matthew Prince.
While implementing all the fuckery above using webdevs (AKA retards), he created the CloudBleed security vulnerability, which caused all of his client bank websites to leak user credentials literally all over the web. Cloudflare no doubt has more of such vulnerabilities, which were obvious and predictable even long before he disclosed Cloudbleed.
He claims that websites are properties, by consistently calling them "web properties", thereby aligning the web as some sort of real estate market where the land owners can sue / jail anyone for made up reasons just like the entertainment industry does with DMCA (or just like land owners do to anyone and everyone for bullshit like "hanging around"). When in reality the internet is just for lulz.
He aligns his philosophy of attacking users when it has a 0.000000001 cent cost to the "web property" with liberal politics. So if you argue that blocking Tor is fucking retarded and pointless, you are labelled a nazi by the left wing sheep. He got rid of 8chan because it was too far from the left - it allowed people to say things without "moderation" (actually it had heavy moderation and /tech/ was complete center). But 8chan made the mistake of not hiring N employees to "moderate" every single thing a user ever posts, and so /pol/ was allowed to exist with its 5 users, and then Tarrant posted his manifesto there. He then tried to formalize his reasoning as "8chan does not uphold rule of law", which means absolutely nothing, but he thought he was real smart for using a phrase he got from his half assed law degree. In reality, he just kicked off 8chan because it was not left wing enough. It did not ban people for saying "nigger".
He has centralized most of the internet. He MITMs every user of his service. He grants this access to the NSA. Not maybe, he does. Just like before Snowden, it was obvious before it was "revealed".
He started off his business by showing how he thwarted a gorillian pedobyte DDoS attack, which has left a mythos in the average script kiddie that "cloudflare is the only way to stop DDoS". On the contrary, what they actually sell to businesses is snakeoil like "blocking hacker IPs", and "blocking scapers", which is another nail in his coffin because the only fucking use the web has is for being scraped. It's literally impossible to use any website made after 2001 without a bash script to retrieve its contents and display it in a terse form.
On top of all of this, he protects child porn, piracy, and scam websites by obscuring their ownership as well as protecting them from DDoS, citing free speech and such while still terminating sites like 8chan.
This faggot's net worth is 8 billion dollars from making a glorified CDN any stupid fucking techie kid could (and did) back before 2010.
There is a cult surrounding this absolute hack of a company. Cloudflare is run by people who do not even understand the most basic engineering principles, who repeatedly show this by explaining how after N years they figured out how to do something previous net companies were already doing 10 years before them. If you say anything bad about Cloudflare you are automatically downvoted on HN and some faggot you're conversing with in a SF cafe will raise his eyebrow like you're one of "them". I'm not saying "bad" as in you called them niggers. I'm saying, if you even disagree with any single technical choice they made, or prefer some other company for one of their services.

Kill Matthew Prince. Behead Matthew Prince. Roundhouse kick Matthew Prince into the concrete. Slam dunk Matthew Prince as a baby into the trash can. Crucify Matthew Prince. Defecate in Matthew Prince's food. Launch Matthew Prince into the sun.

If you delete this post you're gay.
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BANEFIELF
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Is 9/11 the most banecore holiday?
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an internet moderator is the most pathetic superfluous concept
people who deserve scolding cannot be scolded because moderators block it
this leads to the downfall of society
moderators are all trannies. no exception
they are an obese white guy in his 40s with a bald ponytail and beard and beer gut and purple fingernails and frizzy hair and scratched up face and neck from not knowing how to shave
they smell unimaginably bad
okay they are just a NEET but with long hair thinking that makes them a girl
like anyone who runs a game server or maintains an open source project, constantly get their gayness in the way of anything
you join their server and shoot someone who just spawned in front of you in the open and are autokilled for "spawnkilling" where you would have just died if you let him shoot you instead
they try and start a relationship with everyone who joins their server
you have to entertain them or they see it as rude and ban you
you install their software and see some dumb shit and tell them about it and they ban you
>you do realize i have 15 years of coding experience i wouldn't make such a dumb mistake
mods see someone get called a faggot, they defend the faggot. they think this is them doing "moderation"
half of them are SJWs, meaning they ban anyone who says faggot black nigger nigga, they even ban black people for singing their own music.
all the banned black people then think they are being oppressed because an SJW mod banned them
after 10 years of this faggotry, you have a bunch of pathetic sheep who are afraid to say anything politically incorrect
now you see people saying the stupidest fucking shit like "ivermectin cures covid"
and if you call them a faggot, an SJW jumps out of the crowd
>HE SAID FAGGOT
>HE SAID FAGGOT
>HE SAID FAGGOT!!!
>HE SAID FAGGOT!!!!
>HE SAID FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>HE SAID FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>HE SAID FAGGOT!!!
>HE SAID FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!
>HE SAID FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then you are banned 3 seconds later
this system protects the weak
this system creates more of the weak
people say more and more stupid shit and its harder to call them out because if you dont pretend their shit is just slighlty wrong, you get banned
>>sunscreen is racist
>you're such a fucking derranged moron what faggot bullshit did you read that said that
banned.
hasan piker is like a moderator who became popular, go see what insufferable brain dead SJW philisophy he extols
moderators need to all be killed and thrown into the fire pit
internet moderation is an invalid concept
install Freenet FMS
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>enter /bane/ looking for the raw flight plan scene mp4 so I can make an edit
<nothing, I see nothing
Anyone sauce a hothead up?
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My old home is dead :(
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PRESENTING
BIG GUYRON
4U
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=GaGBlznbMLw
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>Going into kinoteket
>have my scorpion jacket on and a toothpick in my mouth
>go to the cashier
>she is a blonde qt
>i have watched drive many times and studied the drivers body language
>i know how to woe ladies now
>So what do you want?
>…………
>……………
>"…..I drive"
>"Uhhh Ok."
>She now knows that i drive, she can't resist me now
>"…….you have any children?"
>"No, what kinda question is that sir?"
>oh fuck she don't have a kid, i can't ask her if she and her nonexistant child want too see something cool
>"……….I drive"
>don't know what to say so i just run out while she stares, amused at me
>Drop my phone
>A real human being starts playing loudly
>don't pick it up, have to get away as fast as i can
>take the buss home because i don't have a drivers license
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HOW I CAN BECOME A CIA

Yes
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Nigger sneed
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How do we bring life back to this ailing board?
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very sad scene
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DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?
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So…
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UUUU
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27 year old natty.


Your thoughts?
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Bane?
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just got some steroids bros.
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FIRST BANE POST OF 2023

RAMON IS THE KING OF TVCH
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Meta

They expected one of us in the wreckage, didn't they?
WELCOME (back) TO /bane/, HOME OF THE BIG GUYS

faq
>Have we started the fire?
Yes, the fire rises.
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The Keto community hates this guy

47 minute video I think. Didn't watch the whole thing but:

Ketosis is not ketogenesis

Ketosis can be damaging ketogenesis is not, while ignoring the damages of Carnivore and arguments to add fruits or honey to make a safer diet

He brings up insulin, which everything revolves around, and trying to mix a higher insulin response and a slower one from protein and fat.

Deny the dangerous realities of long-term ketosis with meals designed to spike the right level of insulin response.

While he's not the best fitness-guru, he isn't arguing for HRT, he does argue for people on Keto to get in protein instead of just doing IF, argue in favor of working out, and while being a "carnivore" fitness guy still actually argues people stick to their diet and not pretend the right answer is saying one thing and expecting people to carb cycle or something.
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Bane

Bane do me a favor. Crash this plane with no survivors. Show me you can do it
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QANON Counter Intel Drop#27 Mama Mama Were All Crazy Now

QANON Counter Intel Drop#27 Mama Mama Were All Crazy Now
https://share.vidyard.com/watch/LV7rNV8tdjxHkKEyrGG6gk?
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exercising under the lamp-lit tree

do you do this
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The Plane Scene was released 10 years ago today.

Have you become a big guy yet?
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Let's talk diet in lockdown.

What are you on?
What's your goal?
Current Weight?
Goal Weight?

DID YOU CHEAT DAY
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10 years

We never mattered who we were…but did out master plan work?
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QANON Counter Intel Drop#41 Funky Cold Medina

QANON Counter Intel Drop#41 Funky Cold Medina
https://share.vidyard.com/watch/28YfPEXBcfv6wznw5SaG9m?
R: 0 / I: 0

QANON Counter Intel Drop#38 I Just Met A Girl Named Maria

QANON Counter Intel Drop#38 I Just Met A Girl Named Maria
https://share.vidyard.com/watch/4DLAetthf82pa2ss13gvif?
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Hey Scooby, I'm buff! heh heh heh
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Elden Ring

they didn't report so good
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NOT A DRILL
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The Cinematic Initiation Archive

A continuation of the old thread, now laying decrepit in the ruined halls of 8cunt.

The purpose of the archive is to document, study, and reveal the fire rising in non-canonical kinos. Movies in the archive are rated based upon the patented BigGuy Rating Index™. While the rating system is designed specifically for cinematic works, it has occasionally been applied to other significant works of media. (Excerpt from the bane wiki)

Currently, very few pieces of media have been measured on this scale, and we need your help to chart the cinematic, literary, and theatrical worlds with links to the baneverse.
Every time you watch/play a piece of media, post it here with its respective BigGuy Rating.
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Did Bane wear the mask to hide his shame?
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>zero (0) posts in one solid week

Zero size, not very big.
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>You're a big meal!
<FOR six dollars!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BANEPOSTING
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Doctor Pavel
CIA
You can't bring friends
you can't stay
You can be cool, no
charge for them
Get 'em on
Get us up
I'll call it in

No one owes you
seats on my plane
Simple flight plan of
C I A
First to talk gets to
stay on plane
Tell me then
Tell me when
Just tell me Bane

What's up (What's up)
Big guy (Big guy)
Who's Bane (Who's Bane)
Anyway (Anyway)
Big guys (Big guys)
Are easy (Are easy)
So what's the next step
of your master plan
(Hey you, better ask him nice)
All you gotta do
happy fool, is crash this plane
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i have a good, joker batman story

i mean… if dc were to pay you a to write a good batman joker stories… what would you write in it? in effort to make it a splash, earning you big bucks?
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How do we cause a great 2021 revival of /bane/?
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What's happening in these videos?
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How To Survive A Plane Crash

Proof that CIA lived
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big guy
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10 Years

I miss you bro. It has been 10 years since you died. I remember before you even started to lift when we would chat on WoW. I thought you were just some dumb kid, but you would always want to know about weird random shit I was doing wherever I was deployed. I remember when you told me about how you and your brother were going to hit the weights. I remember how surprised I was that you became a meme. I always would laugh at the pictures you would share of yourself hoverhanding a girl and how that even though you looked the way you did it all came down to self-confidence, something you sorely lacked. You knew you had a heart condition but you still felt insecure enough that you could justify the risk of using gear. It wasn't even the gear that really killed you, but the lack of self-confidence that led you to going to going to Thailand for cosmetic surgery and the drugs and sauna that broke your heart.

You were a genuinely cool kid. Hard working, dedicated to anything you put your mind to. You would support everyone around you with 120% of your ability and never bury anyone to make yourself feel better about yourself. You were easy going, kind hearted and humble, too humble. You never saw yourself as having value just for being yourself. You always sought out the approval of others, and it killed you in the end.

I am sorry Mero. You were a good friend I knew for a few years and I think I should have tried to put the brakes on you before shit got too far. I miss our late night/early morning bullshit sessions. I miss listening to you brag after you finally made it. I miss having one person who didn't judge but would let me vent over some girl not sucking my dick at a club and then laugh at me for beating someone up over it before encourage me to do better.

You were a king and the Biggest Guy I ever knew. Right now it is the anniversary of your death in Australia. I think things would have gone a lot different if you hadn't died. Everything has become cynical and ugly since you left and I hate it. I want my old friend back. I want it to be 2007 again. I am going to send Olivia an email and remind her of what day it is. I doubt she will care but it just feels like the right thing to do.

Scarab mounts for day
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This is my town's new slogan/marketing thing that the council are doing.
I can't go anywhere without seeing this shit.
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Any big guys going to see this in the theater?
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How come every time after I start lifting weights, I start thinking non-stop about fucking women in the ass.
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We are not big guys anymore.
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT
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Baneposters can't recofur from this

It's over
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>organises a meeting with WB
>'I'm playing Bane'
>'we're not even looking to cast anybody as Bane -'
>'don't care, I'm playing Bane.'
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He's a brick guy
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Infinity Cup poll

Hey guys, /icup/ here with a question on how we're going to handle the next iteration of the Infinity Cup ( https://anon.cafe/icup/ )

We're trying to poll whether certain boards are interested in playing in the cup, or if there's some specific team that you'd like to see play. If you want to, please answer or add your own answer to the poll in https://poal.me/6x3j1u
R: 2 / I: 0
What did he mean by this?
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PUSHUP CONTEST

DO AS MANY PUSHUPS AS YOU CAN IN A ROW

ONLY VIDEOS WILL BE ACCEPTED I will post my results tomorrow night NO FACE IS REQUIRED TO BE SEEN BUT THE PUSHUPS MUST BE VISIBLE

WINNER GETS A DVD COPY OF THE MOVIE or whatever you want that's under $10

I POST MY ATTEMPT TOMORROW
R: 1 / I: 1
finna bouta start working out again >:)

gotta try getting active dudes, maybe i'll become a functioning adult again
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Natty or JUICED Thread

Well /bane/?
Is he really a big guy or bluffing?
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GUNT?

You're a big guy with a small dick that's only 5'1
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WANGA?
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You're walking down the street and Reika Saiki smacks your ass and says you're her bitch now. What do you do?
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>eleven days since a post
>twelve days since a new thread

what do we do about this, fellow big guys? this cannot be.
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GameStop crashing the stock market

With no survivors
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BIG DAY

NINE FUCKING YEARS
https://archived.moe/tv/thread/19845446/#19845830
R: 1 / I: 1
DARK KNIGHT RISES VTUBER WATCHALONG.
SHOULD HAVE POSTED IT EARLIER BUT BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.
R: 0 / I: 0
fuck you
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SQUATS AND OATS

Sup, /fit/

Just a reminder that if you eat oats with sugar instead of salt you're a fucking faggot.

1 cup oats
2 cups water
1/2 cube chicken/beef stock

Add a couple fried eggs and you're good to go.
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How far have you gone for a banepost?
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Who's /bane/'s board-tan?
R: 0 / I: 0
Have we started the fire?
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Scenes with masked men
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Nolan came up with the premise of Tenet because baneposting forced him to ponder why exactly you'd shoot someone before throwing him out of a plane.
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why is this board dead? There's so much to talk about!
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/bane/ for the Infinity Cup

Hey there, Big Guys,
We're remaking the Infinity Cup this year over at https://anon.cafe/icup/ and we'd really like to have you guys over, watching and playing with us.
Now, technically you still have the old export from the previous ICUP, but if you wish to make any changes, go ahead and start a thread!
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When is it time to cut?
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you may not like it, but this is what peak theatrical performance looks like
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I'm zebra
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donald trump bane sneed wholesome dab moment
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sneed
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Le based black science negro is a baneposter, who knew.
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Sorry but say your last words
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You're in a club with your gf and when this guy slaps her on the ass.

She's now in a wheelchair.

That's it.
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/banecore/ thread

Post /banecore/ music.
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Rate my big guy

4u
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calisthenics

I am too autistic to go to the gym. Is calisthenics just a meme, or can I actually become a big guy through bodyweight routines?
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Replace Gotham for Minneapolis and you get the current situation, including "none shall interfere".
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>me on the left
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Baneposting: A psyop to destroy cunnyposting?
Is this guy just a hothead or do we have to face the extremely painful truth of a janny conspiracy?
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For you.
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>It's apparently meant to be a home away from home for /fit/izens since 4cuck /fit/ is the last one that's still active.

so /bane/ are bodyweight routines memes or worthwhile? I was thinking of getting some olympic rings now that there aren't any gyms to go to
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M O N S T E R L O A D S

CUM BY THE GALLON
Take Emergen-C every day.
You will CUM BUCKETS
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https://julay.world/v/res/39785.html
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Okay you /baneboyz/
Let's go for our Weight goals.
Who is your ideal body?
What are you doing to reach it?

For me: Randy Savage.
We are the same height and that cunt is a legend
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you're a big lady
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Post work out channels

No DeStorm