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 No.10214[View All]

Since the unveiling of the Switch 2 is believed to be imminent, let's discuss what we know thus far:

-8-inch OLED screen
-Magnetic contacts for the controllers, no more "drift"
-Overhaul of Nintendo Switch Online with more intuitive matchmaking
-Backward compatibility, Nintendo accounts will carry over
-256 GB internal storage
-Performance will fall somewhere between Gen8 and Gen9
-Most AAA titles from the current era will be able to be ported
-Microsoft deal will allow COD to return to a Nintendo console and other Microsoft properties like Halo and Flight Simulator
-3D Mario and cross-gen Metroid Prime 4 at launch
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 No.11571

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why do you think they added 20+ variants of baby princesses to the new mario kart game

 No.11573

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>>11571
>Gotta hoard them welfare checks just to play as the toddler characters
<The closest thing getting some onahole action

 No.11574

>>11571
Babies are cute, and it may encourage women to have them.

 No.11593

>>11521
You're giving every single switch or prospective switch 2 user the exact drive and know-how to ensure it will be relevant to them in that moment regardless of how ludicrous it is to suggest so. Only a tiny percentage of switch owners know how to install android on it retard, your sample group isn't going to just magically be able to get everything out of their machine just because it can technically do something. The average user just boots it up to play mk8dx and whatever new fotmslop, they aren't going to be interested in all your edge-case niche-use nonsense.

 No.11594

>>11593
Not him, but it seems pointless to me to turn a Switch into an Android tablet. Why would I want to put wear and tear on my Switch by doing tablet stuff, when I've already got a tablet with a bigger screen? My Switch is for playing Nintendo games, and that's the way I like it.

 No.11663

>>11594
exactly, it's insane to suggest the switch's success is because you could technically also use it as a generic tablet. I mean hell tablets are like 40 dollars on amazon, nobody fucking cares if you could put android on it…

 No.11664

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 No.11668

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>>10214
What Nintendo's ex-CEO had to say:
https://archive.is/VBKUf
>At least we included a lame techdemo to go with the consoles
During his era, didn't he charge 40 dollars for the other techdemos such as Game and Wario and the forgotten Nintendo Party?

 No.11732

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Preorders sold out in 10 minutes this morning, analysts are predicting a record-breaking launch.

 No.11733

>>11732
>subhumans won

 No.11734

>>11732
I'm gonna wait to see what holiday bundles they offer this year, I don't care about Mario Kart.

 No.11735

>>11732
Now with Cuckstar recouping their losses by making GTA 6 $100, I'd say there won't be another crash thanks to cultural decay and setting the bar so fucking low touching the Earth's core.

 No.11736

>>11732
The Japanese version of the console costs $350 and is region-locked, Japanese language-only so you can't import it.

 No.11738

>>11736
Why did they go back to region-locking?

 No.11746

>>11736
honestly still might be worth it if you can get your hands on one
the New 3DS was getting scalped and I bought a japanese one for under US MSRP at the time, then just undid the region locking with custom firmware
>>11738
Japan is their home market so they want to guarantee it's successful there, so they are charging significantly less for it, but they need to stop scalpers from buying up Japanese systems to resell to the much bigger global market.

 No.11750

>>11738
pretty much what >>11746 said but I want to restate it slightly differently: They don't think they can get away with the price hike in japan and know it would be disastrous, but feel that they can get the other paypiggies elsewhere to cough up the dough. It'll be a 3ds situation.

>>11732
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/3ds-sales-on-track-to-best-dss-first-year-in-us/1100-6345402/
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/digital/nintendo-s-3ds-track-be-171945/
https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2011/04/3ds_launch_sales_have_been_breaking_records_worldwide
scalping is even worse now than it was then, too

 No.11760

>subhumans won

 No.11763

>>11746
>but they need to stop scalpers from buying up Japanese systems to resell to the much bigger global market.
Scammers will do this anyway and scam boomers into buying region-locked systems that will be paperweights for them because they won't know how to unlock them.

 No.11797

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>>11760
Thank g*d for dysgenic shitskins

 No.11798

>>11797
Just a reminder that the jeet is married to a race traitor white women and has tweeted before that he wants any pro white dissidence forcibly shut down.

 No.11800

>>11798
How fat and ugly is she?

 No.11802

>>11800
Don't remember, I just know this jeet hates whitey.

 No.11828

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 No.11830

>>11828
You can actually smell him through the picture, impressive

 No.11831

>>11828
highly needful sir

 No.11832

>>11828
>fake blonde
>makeup caked on in a desperate but futile attempt to hide wrinkles
>picture angled to hide the double chin
>fat fingers
I guess that is pretty good for a street shitter?

 No.11835

>>11828
He said his girlfriend, not the mudshark of his mom.

 No.11837

>>11828
God indians are so fucking weird jesus christ

 No.11838

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JUST A QUICK PSA
You can play Gamecube games on a Wii U using the gamepad. If you're hyped for NSO on Switch 2, fuck you!

 No.11839

>>11832
She looks like someone with a /coalfax/

 No.11841

>>11838
Thats how i played skies of arcadia

 No.11848

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>>11838
>All this time they could've sold Gamecube games through the e-store
<Or at least make the Wii U backwards compatible for both GCN and Wii
<Just to compensate the dogshit 1st party exclusives
Thanks for reminding why they dropped the ball so hard with the Wii U, even the Virtual Boy had interesting exclusives, the fucking Switch 2 will also have variety for its 1st party line up.

 No.11850

>>11848
well the wii u actually had some great exclusives, they just all got ported to the switch so everyone forgets.

 No.11863

>>11850
It's like they wanted to warn everyone that the Wii U and its discs were created with cheap materials and resources, meaning sooner or later both console and games will disintegrate but at the last moment they didn't because that's a potential lawsuit.

 No.11865

Nintendo Stock is at an all time high, gamers have lost.

 No.11891

>>11865
Nah. Nintoddlers' parents lost. They're the ones that are going to have to pay for this shit. So what is microdick and soyny follow along? I haven't owned a console in a long time. Have you?

 No.11902

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>>11891
>microdick and soyny follow along?
Redditors just love to get duped by their slave masters, they could easily sell their aluminum wrapped turds as the same price of a last model car and still they would sell like hotcakes.
>I haven't owned a console in a long time. Have you?
Their games nowadays are so filled to the brim with marxist shit it's not even worth pirating. So yeah, checkmate pirates.

 No.11918

>>11902
>checkmate pirates.
Was it all just a 20 year gayop to BTFO piratechads? Make games so shit that no one wants them even for free?

 No.11919

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>>11891
microsoft announced game price hikes to march nintendo's new prices
>>11918
piracy aint free

 No.11920

>>11919
>microsoft announced game price hikes to march nintendo's new prices
Consolebabies on suicide watch.

 No.11921

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I don't even pirate, I just play old games. That's how much I hate the modern world.

 No.11923

>>11921
Lost most of my oldschool game collection a while back, very happy piracy allowed me to get much of it back. Thanks to backups/cfw I can play it on my original system.

 No.11926

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I may or may not leaked Nintendo's deepest secret project for Super Smash.

 No.11927

>>11921
I pirate old games.

 No.11928

>>11927
I don't consider downloading old games piracy, when you can get them right off archive.org. Old PC games are different, sure, but it's all direct downloading for most part.

 No.11929

>>11839
Does coalfax even exist anymore anywhere? All I find are people saying it needs to be shut down.

 No.11947

>>11929
I remember that a few months ago I saw someone say it shut down

 No.11994

nintendo has updated their TOS to give them the right to brick consoles that are used for piracy

 No.11997

>>11994
Based NintenGod BTFOing pirate scum and PCniggers.

 No.11999

>>11994
How about make the games disintegrate after a short while? Just like with Blockbuster's black rental DVD's.


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