No.3676
>>3675>post WOW blizzard game>any goodYou know the answer.
No.5377
>>1210>>You will blow $50 dollars on polygons plastered with heavy as shit PNG files all overMaybe the real jack pleasure feature was not owning anything at all and somehow being in debt with them. Also how big of a clusterfuck was the Counter Strike 2 update? You could get VAC banned for using control configuration through the command codes.
No.9796
>>3059Also Valve donated to Kamala Harris, thank g*d for Dup dupping their freeloading asses, now their precious polygons won't recoup their loses because the community market shit itself and won't display properly the items for sale.
That explains why Valve games attracts crayon eating redditors, hit the jackpot and you'll end up with weak men No.9818
>>9817>refunds are not a method for trying out gamesThat's what piracy is for. Also, for actually owning the games.
No.9821
>>9818Valve's wagecucks tend to get really retarded:
>Made a chink version of Steam just to compete with Tencent<Gets permabanned because of outsiders posting Tiananmen 1989>Backs up Kumdump Harris' campaing<Gets threatened by a short tempered kike at congressNo wonder why their forums are filled to the top with redditors, serves them right.
No.9826
Speaking of steam, is there any way I could sell an account of mine, anons? It's nothing much, I didn't spend a lot. Can't believe I even made one in the first place, should have kept playing cracked games. What a waste of time and money. Not to mention the peak nigger cattle behavior I found out about an average gamer, no wonder why kikes run the entire world. It's literally non-sentient subhumans, who only care about their dopamine hit. I regret even attempting to find friends there. yes, I was this retarded
No.9833
>>9826I can totally relate trying to fit in with the cool kids only to realize they're just a bunch of weeping sorry faggots sticking out their tongues for whatever their liberal overlords regurgitate. About your account: I'm sure it's not worth risking your personal information, after all you admitted it's not that great and it's a saturated market out there, most likely hackers would use it just to spam child porn and ruin online matches.
No.10611
>>9826I actually found some nice friends on Steam.
Life got in the way so I couldn't play with them anymore around the time I went to college.
Fun times playing multiplayer games, but they got more and more reddit over time.
Most of them but 1 likely suck off Bernie.
No.10612
>>10611You can see the nose on Gaben.
Ahh man anon you are taking me back. I was an early adopter of steam, was a little more ignorant of the shit it was pulling but it was basically a less populated more autistic version of oldschool xbox live back in the 2000s. I rememeber I had a friend group, we played half life 2 deathmatch and eventually left 4 dead. One of buddies, pretty sure he might be dead now since I haven't heard from him since 2007 or 2008.
No.10627
>>10611Mine are either:
>Moved on and left their Steam accounts to get stuck in time>Dead IRL<Hyperfixiated on VRChatThe only friend requests are from bots sending malware links, redditors have poisoned the well for everyone, they bitch and moan to Valve because the platform is not kosher enough and the worst part: Valve's moderators only listens to those fucking people. The place became a daycare center for overgrown faggots whether be consumers or developers, having standards is so past year.
No.10631
>>10627Redditors call you manchild chud incels but for all intents and purposes all of those terms apply to themselves the most. Even the married ones treat their wives as basically their 2nd moms and let's not get into how many of them unironically jack off to being cuckolded. And when they say chud they mostly only mean you're someone who's constantly seething - which actually describes them perfectly.
No.10633
>>10631However redditors are the main reason why online multiplayer games get turned into shit because they're too retarded to figure out the rules of anything, TF2 became the prime example of what happens when you take into consideration on whatever these windowlickers want. Same thing with the competition:
>Overwatch (already kosher at launch)>Paladins (thin skinned developers who refuse to take criticism)>Super Monday Night Combat, Battlefield Heroes, Loadout (reddit-tier humor that turned off any outsider)>Fortnite (videogames are always political chud)Also the insult "chud" is the end result of being so emasculated to the point of trying so hard at not upsetting e-minorites and only relying on playground insults.
No.10640
>>10639What's funny is I distinctly remember a certain narrative that began circulating around the late 90s-early 2000s. The gist of it is that bigots (which is whatever class of white people the establishment was feeling like attacking that day) were at their core simply obsessed with finding someone to blame for everything that's wrong with society and their lives. This later metastasized into the various playground insults you're referring to over the decades. But when you really think about it, especially if you look at today's reddit, you will realize that leftards and normoids are actually the ones doing it the most. They will bring up muh right winguhs and dup everywhere without the slightest provocation, even in discussions about the most inane videogame shit. Not saying that cuckservatives don't do this because they do, but to a much lesser extent. And when you happen to be able to doxx these redditors they always, always look exactly like the chud stereotype they themselves are trying to push.
And if we're strictly talking about videogames or entertainment mediums in general it's mind boggling that these same people are now much more extreme regarding censorship than even the most stereotypical cuckservative caricature they were mocking back during the OG Doom days. When you point this out they will simply say that they are doing this out of maturity, not religious fervor while they are the ones displaying severely cultlike behavior. Humanity has gotten so insane.
No.10687
>>10611>>9826>have over 100 games on my acc>less than 10 friends<still keep Steam just incase cracked multi cannot trick Steam servers into accepting my clientCS:S is one example of a Steam game that never checks if you're playing as legit or cracked. But beyond that, I do want to keep my Steam account just for the abovementioned reason. However, I am open to new ideas on how to pirate Steam games and still connect to multiplayer with zero issues.
>multiplayer in 2025I hate libshits and niggerfaggots but I just like talking to people. Maybe it's because I'm a normalfag at heart (idk) but I do crave for online interaction. I watched too much of old GMod videos I guess.
No.10688
>>10687I just like bullying normalfags in video games. In older steam games that aren't moderated, and ones where you can be cracked you can use any mannor of unfair tactics/cheat and if theres an open vc you can hear some failed normalfags rage at you.
I don't even talk in the voicechat but sometimes I play autistic sound effects or offensive voice clips.
>speaking to people makes you a normalniggerWell maybe it means your a little closer than them since you are a little less closed off. The reason the old internet was nice was because like-minded non-normalniggers could actually come together and talk without having to being subjected to normalnigger standards of what is and isn't right. Like not enjoying normalfag stuff, not being fake, and not sucking jewish cock.
No.10690
>>10687>Maybe it's because I'm a normalfag at heartI'm a old turbosped who doesn't play vidya anymore but the only thing I miss is vent servers with the old wow guild. the desire to shoot the shit with randoms and acquaintances is the second worst part of the human condition.
No.10700
>>10640>Humanity has gotten so insaneConsequences of being conditioned by propaganda for decades.
Add to that shit parents and poor working/living conditions and you get the average redditor.
No.10701
>>10688You sounds like someone who was bullied a lot as a child. Taking out your angst and inferiority complex on strangers eh?
No.10707
>>10701I guess you're one of his victims, lol
No.10720
>>1210Homosexual Benjamin won big time:
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=7hEvB_Oow9IWhat a way to immortalize the guy who designed Half Life 2's cities, by just lusting over Gordon Freeman's lapdog: Barney the dinosaur.
Seriously when I first saw these people on the community section I though they were little girls with unsupervised internet access but turns out they're all old hags whose interaction with a male is through a fucking screen.
No.10721
>>10720The average 10% of crystal.cafe users that are actually women
No.10730
>>10721What a funny coincidence that femcels push for marxism while promoting sodomizing paraphilias and get upset if you point that out. What did Valve do to gain such cancerous fans? Is it because of their reddit-friendly humor in their games?
No.10742
>>10737Yeah the cake is a lie is the first reddit meme. Its ironic because GLADOS and any intelligence in portal's Aperture enrichment center is established as autistic, racist towards even each other. They would have zero tolerance for some annoying faggot redditor. Its likely they would all be trolley'd to the pit of fire at the end of the last test chamber, posting the same stupid fucking meme alongside le oldfag Narwhal Bacons nigger shit.
No.10756
>>10742It's worth mentioning the guy behind the meme:
>Centipedes in my vaginaWould write for the game's main story and be considered one of those "edgelords who grew up" ignoring the fact that both Portal games are family friendly, whose audience consists of dykes. How the hell redditors consider that maturity?
No.10758
>>10742It was a heavily forced meme repeated by people that never played the game and who wouldn't have been able to beat it even if they tried. Back then Valve was trying to expand into the educational sector and eventually released a version of Portal 2 and the Steam client for that market so they needed it to appear as if Portal was popular with the entire youth demographic and not just with young males. Microsoft saw that strategy and tried doing the same thing with Minecraft after their own attempts with Project Spark had failed.
The real issue that hampers their growth is the majority of new customers are tech illiterate and incapable of learning. Most of the gaming devices and services they create go unused or are returned as their customers aren't able to properly use them. The saying 'free isn't cheap enough' applies here, they could give away steam decks and VR headsets but most of them would be collecting dust.
No.10797
>>10758So you think you're a whiz kid because you've got a Steam Deck or VR headset?
No.10800
>>10797I think you're missing the point. They needed to introduce younger generations to their services and products. A simple way to do that is to create a demand for their use in schools which they attempted with Portal. Their steambox initiative was to lower the difficulty of getting into PC gaming while the steamlink was to turn PC gaming into something that felt like console gaming.
Their current attempts at creating hardware or products to increase or retain users isn't working and won't work when most of their potential new users have spent their lives playing mobile games on touchscreens. Having a monopoly on PC gaming won't mean much as it slowly shrinks into a niche market segment.
No.10801
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>>10800>Piratesoftware Blizzard shill faggot>Completely ignoring that the majority of kids uses PC more than console>Completely ignoring that PC sales are growing and that smartphone sales are decliningNah
No.10804
>>10800He looks like an angloid subhuman or just jewish. Both cases explain everything about him.
No.13767
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>Does nothing
<His games became a circlejerk for trannies
No.13787
>>13767>circlejerk>posts people shitting on them freelyOk retard
No.14301
>>14300Interesting, does that mean we'll actually see a DRM-free TF2 now? Or is this one of those cock-sucking scams where they only "release" enough of the source code to keep mods in their walled garden?
No.14311
>>13787<Totally missed the point awardI know you /tvch/omos are like the distant relatives to the insufferable /v/ermin kind, but holy shit you're in 2nd place when it comes at being the most dense spergs around this decaying corpse that is imageboard culture
that you people willingly killed just to get some headpats by your pedophilic overlords No.14366
>>14323>Fuck off we don't want your kind here.jpgWhy are you referring everyone in this place as "we"? Like some sort of hivemind of numales defending the undefendable.
>We didn't kill imageboard culture because we didn't want pedophilesI don't see you reporting those faggot orbiters projecting their fantasies at /tv/, what are you their personal trump card?
No.14382
>>14366Retarded post trying to slander gahoole and tvch anons. The only thing agreeable in that slander-meme is the AOC being an obvious feminist-jewish meme designed to take men's authority/ownership away from his women.
Shame at least half of people on imageboards who point it out are pedo-adjacent.
No.14383
>>14382There should be no age of consent in that fornication should be illegal. There only needs to be a marriageable age.