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 No.14012

oh no no no no not like this nintendobros…

 No.14013

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>>14012
The irony of it is he's getting laid, and you're not.

 No.14015

All console niggers are subhumans at this point. If you seriously bought a console past the 1st switch to homebrew it than what are you doing at this point.

 No.14018

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>>14013
They're missing out, bro

 No.14783

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>>14012
WE DON'T TOLERATE NIGGATIVITY AND SHIEET

 No.14786

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>Plz don't drag us into the mud with the Super Smash fans we beg u

 No.14792

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>>14013
>being betabux paypig for some ran-thru ex-menko is better than celibacy
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 No.14793

>>14792
"Celibacy" is not a valid long-term strategy for men. You end up going crazy or getting rapey.

 No.14794

>>14793
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society"

 No.14807

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HYDRA THEORY DEBUNKED! NIntendo Unleashes Mass DMCA Campaign Against All Emulators!

 No.14808

>>14807
Harmon Smith is an absolute subhuman with his nintendo ball-washing.

 No.14809

>>14012
>The Switch 2 and PS6 will be unaffordable thanks to Ai bros
Wow, I'm totally missing out their nmediocre at best catalogs. I just hope Nvidia shit will be end of console gaming, they had it coming for a while after raping their own industry through marxism and demand a their companies to be daycare centers

 No.14810

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I'm starting to think Nintendo are actually the good guys.
>the increased hardware price of $450 was so they could lock in a stable price for the future, even in the face of rising costs and tariffs
>the increased game prices of $80 are so they can pay japanese devs competitive wages instead of relying on indians or AI to code their games; Nintendo has the highest tech worker retention rates in the industry at ~98%.

 No.14811

>>14810
Switch 2 isn't overpriced at all when you adjust for inflation. There is a big misconception out there about the purchasing power of the dollar, people still believe they can get a new console for $300 like it's 2006. Unlike Sony, they respect their customers and built backward compatibility into the system, with many preexisting titles getting free performance upgrades.

 No.14812

>>14810
>yaass queen nintendo is based

 No.14813

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>>14812
way better than the competition

 No.14814

>>14813
If all are shit than it deserves to die

 No.14838

>>14813
That's like saying the GOP is the better alternative.

 No.14845

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>>14810
it's over, Nintendo will be the last ones standing

 No.14846

>>14845
jesus christ microsoft just needs to liquidate their gaming division at this point

 No.14847

>>14845
>it's a street shitter
No surprise there. I can't wait for the Xbox SAR where you have to pay for the live service with gift cards.

 No.14848

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>>14845
Microsoft is an Indian company. Xbox is an Indian gaming brand.

 No.14850

>>14845
Xbox was never good

 No.14853

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>>14845
>she's already using AI to respond to tweets to fake engagement (and it's not even coherant, it's literally just babble)
>her XBox account was already found and has like 10,000 achievement gamerscore, but only got her first achievement last month (claims she's a lifetime gamer)
>everyone she's ever worked with says she's completely braindead and just parrots hollow corpospeak and sucks off up to management
Crazy to think XBox managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory vs currentyear Snoy. Again. The decline and decay of established corporations will continue as the country reflects it's demographics.
Anyways weren't they setting the black chick up as the next XBox lead? I mean, I know jeets only hire their own, but that's a bit on the nose racial discrimination, even by my schizo-detection standards.

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>>14845
ngl i'd poo in her loo

 No.14858

>>14853
Not all that crazy. Street shitters are somehow more incompetent and incestuous(metaphorically and literally) then soyny commies.

 No.14860

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>>14845
Good. I've always disliked Nintendo, but Sony and Microsoft are fucking gay as fuck now.

 No.14864

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 No.14926

>>14860
Nintendo did also commit to the great replacement, Doug Bowser got shafted by some dyke: whenever a woman is in charge the ship will go belly up. Look at Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network both ruled by old hags and now they're just a few steps to their graves and got no other choice but to do a garage sale of their franchises and see if anyone still gives a shit.

 No.14927

>>14926
It doesn't even matter who you put in charge, live TV is a dying business model, perhaps with the exception of sports and news.

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 No.14945

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>>14927
And it seems videogames are next in line no matter how many normies keep on sucking off their marxist overlords, the new medium has been losing touch with the youth to just being cheerleaders whenever they shit out a Nintendo Direct.

 No.14946

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>>14945
>Marxist overlords
>ultrawealthy capitalist pedophiles are about to blow the whole of civilization up and I'm worried about Marxist overlords
This is your brain on Amerifatism.

 No.14947

>>14945
How many times do you need to be told that's fake before you delete it, retard?

 No.14949

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>>14946
>Let's ignore the numales spreading leftwing antiwhite messages while blaming capitalism every time they shit the bed
You sure have discredited my post, fellow watered down Spic Fuentes

>>14947
Where's your proof that it's fake? Look at the recent faggotry Nintendo's gooks have to cater, they're now shoving John Money's degeneracy into their games but subtlety. Kids won't play their shit, only grown ass midwits with the cognitive of a preschooler proudly eat this dogshit. But sure let's all play pretend that Nintendo is carrying the gaming industry once again.

 No.14950

>>14949
Capitalism is gay, Natsoc, Fascist, Monarchist systems are better.

 No.14959

>>14949
>Where's your proof that it's fake?
https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2025/02/fact-check-usaid-did-not-pay-nintendo-9-million-dollars-to-study-infantailism-fake-4chan-post.html
>they're now shoving John Money's degeneracy into their games
So Link crossdressed as a gag. This is nothing new, they had Mike do it in StarTropics in 1990. Nintendo are not pushing the troon agenda. Get real.

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>>14959
They have bowed to the body type A body type B shit a bit, especially during the localization process. Long gone are the days of Are you a boy? …or are you a girl?
You are right that they (the real Nintendo) are not pushing it like Sony or Microsoft BUT they are complacent, and Nintendo of America is using that to complacency to trojan horse tranny shit into their games.
Miis can now be gay and "Nonbinary" due to shitty localization. (It just said Other in Japanese). Paper Mario remake was rewritten in both languages to turn the trap character into a trans character. The added line in Japanese says that he is "a boy with the heart of a girl", with the English wokifying things even further.
Also pokemon character designs generally suck now.

 No.14962

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>>14960
Aren't nip laws starting to go after deliberately false translations of Japanese IPs?

 No.14963

This is the PC Master Race phenotype:

>>14480

 No.14964

>>14960
>>14962
In the end the nips will do as ZOG says and less stated otherwise or there is an actual revolution of some sort.

 No.14965

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>>14964
What, like that guy who killed Shinzo?

 No.14970

>>14965
>oy vey whites and nips must race-mix themselves out of existence
I hope the nips stand up fast, they have more to fight for than America which is rotted out. Hopefully Americans can take a good chunk of land and build a North korean Aryan state.



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