No.177751
>>172931>this image is not one of mine/OP's>no pun intended>no bun intended>in Latin bread is panis>penis is penis in Latin>in the city of Hercules there was a brothel with graffeti<"I made bread"<"whoever shit here kys">they practiced sodomy>the implication is obviously that if you get fucked up the ass the poo that comes out is penis shaped, panis, of which sounds like penis, shaped, and they say pinch a loaf to this day as well as "I made bread"It's fun to think about. I wish I made that image butt made it with Greek imagery.
No.177752
*graffiti
No.177870
>>170937I usually just make a text file with exact product names.
>>177754saar does taht mean you are not kindly prowiding the rubber panis??
No.177923
>>177922a silly thing to censor
No.177925
>>177924>all those images of a transgirl fucker all over>implying that taking it up the butt makes you gay when dominatrixes existBaka.
No.177937
>>177920Sounds like you should be doing kegels.
No.177944
>>177920A a cute Flandre.
No.177964
>>177963
skidmark is pro-LGBT
No.178517
>>178515>works as a retail clerk>mad cash
>works with teenage girls>doesn't fuck themYou are a legend in your own mind.
No.178523
>>178521Pretty cool how you can even hear the British accent in the parrot's voice.
No.179151
>>178936Is that fag really gone? Hope he killed himself
No.179156
>>179152As someone on the outside looking in, there's way too much pilpul for the amount of users they have.
No.179169
>>179156They had a vote recently during that 'change the bump limit' drama and the vote site blocked VPN and yet over 100 votes were made. Sometimes the active /b/ is 16 unique IPS and yet over 100 users not including TOR and VPN autistics are there, I figure. It's /v/ often has 60 unique IPS. Ever since my last ban I myself only lurk but if I were actually present during that 2016 thing rather than having noticed days after that, hence my reply date in this thread, I would have posted, if you see. Usually it's too
boring to want to post for most people that actually click into an imageboard, or do you feel the need to post into every site you've ever visited? Do you REALLY? Think about it. People love drama. Most alts are dead due to blocking too much and then random supposed trolls say 'no fun allowed' when they're stopped shit stirring, and yet it works. It increases post frequency. Comfy environments make you fall asleep in contrast. That alt itself is not extremely active as it is like all alts, trying to segregate via compatible personality type, and so that very thread I linked, one of them, had been anchored at one point. When the Bump limit thing was brought up immediately Virtual had locked the /b/ thread annoucing it that's pinned. Thinking their original 8ch.net userbase of /v/ would be docile they let it's stay open and they were flamed to the point they locked that one too the mods did.
Drama works but mods can't handle the bants in other words. They feel a need to keep things 'clean'. Imageboards of all things. Embrace infamy? Nope. Hate machine? Free for all media such as kinky porn? Nope. A feminist tier safeplace censored as unjustly as /r/askwomen?
Yes. And so people get bored. What's killed imageboards is that undoing your ban on halfcuck is not possible in the way it should be and for every new alt that splits up the refugee more and more, killing any competition that could arise if such sites did not exist. Divided and conquered. Too much drama is bad too but most of the spam stays on retarded places like soyjack sites and halfcuck. All they hafta do is block soyjack posters and everything is fine, but do they have that as a rule or virtue? No, they want to get a dopamine hit after deleting one and refuse to put it into the rules. Even orlog lets them stay up so it's not even against the rules there ironically though it should be a global rule, of which it is implied really as spam is against the ruels and many alts have been destroyed by soyjack spam when they were newly made. "this is what you look like" is not even drama; it is literally just retarded.
tl;dr: over 100 users and outside of /v/ generally only 16-60 of them actually post at any given time, with /v/ being an average of 60 unique IPs.
inb4 vpn ups it when the vote site did block it and with how mods sorta gang stalk new users, judging them by a case by case basis and 'hazing' them, long term anons want a post history, the hash mods talk about, and so most don't IP flip that much.
PS: right after Joyeuse got banned an OP came about that vibe coded their own offline imageboard.
https://zzzchan.xyz/tech/thread/19618.html kinda related in an ironic way and I myself mention wanting to do that exact thing up here:
>>178528 but the meandering rant was too long so it's a text tile. We get tired of our website's shit is all. If he had fucked off completely why is he still there? We're there just less often, but still lurking. Judging you silently.
No.179220
>>179169What kills image boards is shit moderation, pure and simple. I hope Joyuse and all the rest kill themselves. Absolutely shit site these days. It was good 4 or 5 years ago but it went to shit hard.
No.179274
>>170970Damn, that's a hearty meal for only 500 pesos!
No.179275
>>176058I know a schizo tranny who unirocally thinks he's on that journey.
No.179283
>>177751 (me)
>look at image again>it's png>in dark modes only panties and bun can be seen>look closer in another tab>the 'ten' in intended is italicized>there are ten objects in the image that are not letters>the letters themselves add up to ten?>start thinkering about it>famous loli image had that same bun tier of bun as though it were a penis she had in her hands and mouth<was she ten? This reeks of Japanese culture.>how to say ten in Japanese<"Jū">it's pronounced Jew>also panties is panti but bread is pan<"…panti pan…">how to say loli in Japanese>same thing basically>number ten is X in Latin>24th letter in new alphabet>saying 24 aloud in Japanese>sounds like 'me jew yun'<…me jew young?>the panties are blue>blue in Nip is Ao (sounds like ow)<ow, me jew young panti-pan>bread is panis and penis is penis in Latin>the size of the bread to the panties>the size of the penis to the loli>the bread is ten times bigger than it ought to be>jewish people probably hated bread and fear the Samurai>How to say things in Hebrew>start entering things>disappointed with bread, etc>evil is 'ra'<…Ra as in the Egyptian god, the GOOD one?Lel, how salty of them, but now I've lost my train of thought…Were the jews really enslaved by the Egyptians? I wonder if that was true. Anyway
>tfw the anon italicized TEN and had TEN objects in the image with TEN letters and made it png just to fuck with me>forgot to research the word invisible and black and dark>nothing interesting in Latin, niger, obscure>in jap dark is kurai>sounds like 'cry' with nip accent>panti-pan ow, me jew young, cry [overly big panis]>eight of the objects, other than the under garment and bread, mean blushing in mangu-artering>>172931fastinating image tbh
No.179317
>>174819>when Osaka says "oh my gah" in 'English' in the Nipponese dub with Engrish subtitles it sounded like the word omega>(((God))) is alpha and omega, first and last<was this deliberate?>they also say "help" in Engrish and "thank you" and "I'm sorry">oh my god help me thank you I'm sorry>hello everyone/everynyan (nyan is a Nip onomatopoeia for meow, implying everyone is a cat)>some of it is also 'hello and 'bla bla bla' but in NIpponese version of blah blaah blah>the Romans used to go bar bar bar (bla bla bla) to make fun of BARbarians>tfw the Japanese are objectively insinuating that Engrish is barbaric and that god is a schizophrenic tier cat delusion that is a cat but also Chiyo's 'father', what with Yahweh being the 'father' of all things in xtianity>the cat defies logic and is some giant thing in the intro for no reason>the most schizophrenic character is Osaka, the one that sees it>cats gaurd hell myth goes here (and Egyptians borderline worshipped them)>one of the Engrish drill words in class was APPLE, with the others being pen and desk (forbidden fruit and 'oldest' book being written about it, knowledge tree, bar bar bar)>cat wishes to fly (and is seen flying) due to wishing to be a bird>nouns used are apple, pen, desk, america, cat, bird, daughter, God/Gah, juice, without regard to school and Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee and pool and marathon are not treated as nouns in Nip for some reason>was the cat character meant to be a jab at the beige man's quasi-pandemic tulpa sky daddy phenomena?/bored
No.179414
>>174011 (me)
>>174103 (also me (obvs))
>bougth the robot dog>it came with a broken controller and is thus useless>only bought the other two so they'd go well together>only replacement propellers are wrong shape and they are literally made to breakgas the society
No.179415
>>179414Should've bought a real dog. They're cheaper.
No.179935
Citicars were cool and a velomobile citicar would be nice though the patent is dead and the USA's/etc's laws suck such ass that that means no one can ever be legally allowed to recreate on ever, even though you can le still drive them all over as they are grandfatehred in as to where they are not even an lsv. If it's chassis is there you could put whatever you want on top of it also, given the proper procedures, of which is retarded as that means you could put literlaly any aesthetic upon an older chassis made before modern regulations. I could crap a better legal system than this. Anywho, most of those gay laws don't apply to motorcycles nor ebikes/bicycles, though one is not allowed to have more than one horse power, or less even, and so as 748w is 1hp most ebikes are secretely borderline illegal I noticed, though it depends on the area some go full fag and say 500w. Mine is peak wattage, 1080 crusing. Fuck the police. Let someone try to say 25 mph is too fast, I'll fucken cut ya (in my area it is le motorcycle and unregistered if over 20mph… as it is in most, if not worse than this…). But anyway, I've spent so much on spare ebike parts and bicycle parts and tools in general that I'm thinking of renting a storage unit and machining a velomobile that is kinda like a tricycle but with a shell of a Citicar on top of it like so. The issue is that the seats are too high up, the pedels not pushed away enough, and the seat needs to be further back. Some tricycles have a secondary seat behind the real seat so I'll just use that seat to make it lower and further back and just not use the pedals even though technically they are still there, putting your knees into your chest if you use them (I am too fat to do this) so technically it'll still be a velomobile officer sir, it is it is! I may use an older 720w rated battery that cuts out every time it hits 17mph just to be safe… The goal is to eat lunch in the thing and just sit and be away from other people. It is not to attention whore. Believe.
No.179936
The shell will be mostly made of that political sign material also, and glue and fiberglass fabric and zip ties and paint and pvc pipes for the fram and etc.
I will totally get around to doing this. It's horn will go meep. Small horns sound like that. They are funny.
The only reason I wont is that police likely will think it's an illegal rickshaw and pull me over constantly and they don't know the law anyway. Are police equipped with llm legal advice yet? It gives me pause thinking about it. What is an unregistered motorcycle and you don't have the endorsement? Tons of charges. I hate this nation. Probably like three charges.
>zero tolerance
>impeding traffic
>unregistered vehicle
>no motorcycle endoresment
>resisting arrest
>attempted murder
Probably more like six potential charges.
No.179937
>>179935Cool concept, but that wouldn't work where I live. Ebikes are allowed on the sidewalks.
No.179938
>>179937In my area I have bike lanes and back roads that are slower. In the sidewalk you have to give them right of way and shout or ring a bell and go like 10 mph or something like that but usually there is a bike lane where I personally commute. These laws though… you can't even park it ina parking place, a velomobile, and if I had the motorcycle endorsement humiliation ritual and obnoixious fee and wasted days off done and showed every reciept and every part was high quality enough they'd still not let me use it as a daily driver and make me use le real vehicle instead, like with kit (some?) cars for example. I wish I had a real Citicar and fixed it but monthly insurance is so incredibly gay. Perhaps if I do get a 50cc trike I could reuse the velomobile shell. I'll have to do research on that but I'm not sure if it's legal to have an enclosed 50cc scooter… but rather than 20 (or 28mph (while ghost pedaling)) I could get 30mph instead and it'd never autistically screech voltage sag and cut off like my ebike currently does with my fat ass… A velomobile would be so light a 100w solar panel on top of the thing would have it recharged after a day's work. It seems logical for me to do this, what with my commute only being 1.3 miles one way. I used to walk but my foot has been getting mroe and more arthritic and I get tendonitis and such more and more, hence my ebikery for the past 1 or 2ish years. My current ebike has a horse whinny button and is sticker bopped/bop'd/bombed with synthwave stickers, naturally… I make my own fun.
>slightly improved versionIf I do this I am going to have to low jack it and also before I buy it I should get a more powerful gun so I can make sure the meath heads don't steal it twice, that and a real riot shield. They are so expensive. I have a shitty one that I was going to bolt metal to to make it bullet resistant but never got around to it as I feel like the heavier it is the more my shoulder hurts anyway and I'd rather be able to run than drag some tiny metal heavy as hell door in front of my while trying to shoot fast moving meth addicts with machetes. Flash bombs would be cheaper and I have lots of pyrodex…. Did you know putting black powder rockets on a bicycle is very illegal? The laws are fucking
GAY or I'd be more motivated to do things. People are asholes when they drive so shotting flames at them is appropriate.
UGHAbout a storage unit, iit'd be cool if I could get to live in one. I have a ton of camping (glamper) equipment. Foot pedal sink, tiny fridge(s), folding shelf, etc etc. I bet the guard would be too faggy but if I had a friend that was a security gaurd of a storage unit that'd be nice. I know they let a homeless woman get away with it near by where I live so why not me? I could have the excuse of all the drill noises I would be making. I could even finally make The Luty so I don't have to buy something like a keltec p50. pewpewpewpepw. I have only a 38 special and 44 cal cap and ball as things are. I don't want to go and waste money on a bunch of guns. Most guns look soulless. The p50 si some robotcop looking shit, except robotcops gun looks less modern, ironically. The type of ammo that it uses can be armor piercing but only the military and the pigs are allowed to use that kind, naturally, so never mind. With the price of cool guns you my as well have a diy sub machine gun and some pipe bombs for the day of the mandatory ID uploads and it's resulting consequences (no more downloading of retro vidya game roms and 20 year old tv shows) of which will lead to a 500 percent increase in autistics being violent.
tl;dr: Tacitus was right. Too many laws are the big gay.
No.179962
>forgot to move the gear/drivetrain
>_<
No.179963
I'll hafta make a carboard and stick version first to make sure I don't waste my money getting the shape wrong with all the pvc, wooden dowels, coroplast, etc. If it looks bad my employer will hate it but if it looks too good, like a mini rickshaw or tiny car, the cops will hassle me. Such a catch 22…but there is no reason to not do it with all the moneys I've got when I hate mandatory insurance and never travel. I'm thinking of getting a 330 usd tricycle that has a child seat and or shopping trailer behind the normal seat and sit inside that while removing the normal seat where the tiller will be. I could anchor it there and add a lever but probably won't. You know, a T pipe and drill the tiller on the right of the T there, if you see how that'd geometrically make sense to bolt it as a handle so it'd be more like a fighter jet and less like a boat tiller. It'd just make it harder to steer though. A tiller bar will let me reach easier is all, what with my being so far back and who needs handlebars when you can have the fork 90 degrees in the wrong direciton and just slam in a galvanized steel plumbing pipe, or from a fence I might take one, tbh; it depends on what will fit. A T connected to another would be more comfortable than a joystick that can't go up and down though…and the throttle being on one side of it would be nice and the blinker/light conrols as I normally do that anyway, keeping it near my fingers/thumbs. Why is plexiglass so expensive? It'd be hot as hell due to the greenshouse effect but making a polygonal and transparent velomobile would be neat rather than it be mostly coroplast and pvc/dowels. Maybe I will coat it in a mylar layer rather than paint it yellow. Some mylar will be used regardless for fake chrome. You know, like, because I'll totally get right on doing this any day now…