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I felt like posting OC but naturally the site I post on has some redditor mods so I figured I'll post it here. How many files is max? One or five? More? Attempting to upload more than five.

inb4 a take him back thread is posted on [redacted]
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 No.176251

>>176239
It predicted mankinds reliance on machines and being driven mad by them. Lain couldn't retain her same level of sanity that her father could.

 No.176283

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Lain was not real she was a social construct.

 No.176284

I made the alter on the left of course. I coulda made the 404 and NO part but did not get to it before someone else did.

 No.176300

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>thread about a cr 2016 battery's circle and people inside of it's meaning
>at least one anony called the square shape in the taller human sybmol's hand a brick
<if ur child has telekensis mock him by holding your hand under the brick and going "ooOooOh" etc
<As a child I wanted a pet brick. I thought they were magic. Mario, the way they held up giant structures, clearly as magical as a battery but they last way longer. The bricks I
have walked over are like a hundred years old. Yes, I have lived in a town with brick roads. Often they had names in them. Does your battery have a name in it? Brand names don't count nor does the nation's name. The blocks immortalized living and breathing human beings and Mario even saves little beings from the bricks. The circle represents the Earth and it's people forcing maturity via a parent's scolding unto it's innocents. At one point I was even told I could only play video games for 2 hours a day. I would not be able to read if it were not for video games, namely Pokemon Red, of which had one of those batteries inside of it except
it was thicker. It saved lives too, my pokemon's lives. "Time to hit the bricks child, no more video games for you!" And yet I'm not allowed to stack bricks like I wanted to as the buildings are already built. No one uses bricks anymore. It's sad that they took that away."
>mfw edited images again

 No.176301

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>typos
Not bothering to fix. cya l8ter

 No.176302

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>it did not post the second one I recently made
ugh, kbye for realz dis thyme

 No.176303

>>176300
Focus M…

 No.176304

>>176303
Bowser's got this place completely locked down. I'm gonna need a more fire power than a fire flower to break through.

 No.176308

>>176304
Toadsworth….what did you get me into?

 No.176313

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>>176300
>someone reported me for this comment on /b/
>joyuse dismisses
>randomly point out in Friday thread on /v/ that it's 87.5 percent off topic in some reply chain
>get banned for two years by Warmsun
>people hate joyuse when Warmsun acts out so much he had banned a global
And I know what it is, someone equally as autistastic as I am is trying to get me to get into a fight witn Pingu and it will not work.

I was tempted to post it on meta but figured i"d post it here like I do with my shitty OC so as to avoid bothering people for no reason:

>point out that the friday thread is technically 87.5 percent off topic

>censored and banned for two years
>they complain about Joyuse rather
than Warmsun when Joyuse in contrast is dismissing my reported comments on /b/ that are being Mark tier targetted for such nonsensical reasons
>the Friday thread on /b/ was bump locked and slid off the catalog for no real reason
"I wanna know who bump locked that /b/ Friday thread at this point, but also I wanna know why are people complaining about Joyuse when Warmsun is clearly the one that's ridiculous? We're talking about a guy that banned a global here and that same guy would ban an IP for two years over bantering in a single thread and call it spam, what when it was in aggreement with a post that's still up that claims accurately that it 'shits up the board', the Friday thread. Yeah, it's always been that way, but my own post claims I'd been there for years and was immediately banned years ago for saying I didn't like the general and that makes me get banned again years later? I didn't bitch the entire time, I was just glad someone else agreed with me AND HE'S STILL UP, his comment. Shit's retarded. Objectively it should be a /b/ thread and when someone finally posted it on /b/ it was bump locked rather than appropriately, and finally, stickied and put into recycle mode? It should have been stickied and put into recycle mode wherein the comments never stop. Why not? Because having many of the same general pop up on /v/'s catalog is a good idea? In the past I've seen duplicates on the /v/ catalog sliding around as it's way too popular and pointing out this one single time is spamming to the point of a two year IP ban? 2028? Seriously nigger? I should not even have to appeal that but did just to see if I'm forced to change IPs, of which I do not like to do as it potentially hides how good my post history actually is, all over one little comment that uses simple logic. I didn't even start the shitflinging either, I was just responding to it and like 8 people and or posts are banned for 'spamoid'? What even is that shit? Technically I posted twice to correct my own counting skills as I forgot one of the 8 topics but that's not the point. How is being thorough spamming? If Warmsun is not a global he did not bump lock the Friday thread on /b/ but I still wanna know who did it and why that triggers people so much when it should be on /b/ in the first place. 87.5 percent off topic. 2028. Why not two days? Was that shit an accident?

He might appeal it for all I know but that shit's petty when everyone and their mother can delete cookies, change web browsers, and slam that mullvad button, not that I'm about to fight to post on some video game board when I mostly use /b/, and would only use /b/ if not for how some other boards are often used as an equally lounge tier option worthy of of my sporadic commentary. The whole reason someone is reporting my posts is to try to get me to fight with the autojanny and I don't find it funny and you are not as clever as you think you are if you think I'd fall for that. I'm not going to get into a fight with an autojanny like some sorta retard. You have me misconstrued. You are okay with more than 87.5 percent of my posts, far greater than 87.5 percent of my posts, as in the vast majority of them are never reported, so indeed you assume who I am too hard, whoever is reporting me whenever I'm simply in a bad mood. I have a right to be pissy. I hate bringing this up, but yes literally on /r/neet they banned being negative AND an autojanny there started pruning literally more than half of all new threads. What's your problem? Go back to reddit if you hate my posts. I'm not posting there as they're too censorious. Did you come to imageboards to see censor? I thought that was left wing tier, censoring when offended? No? What? Not that Pingu is banning half of all threads, it's just that there's a parallel dimension right now where this place is literally reddit and it's paper thin close right now to the point if I were to fire a particle accelerator snoos would be a flag here as well as Mark Mann's manboobs.

inb4 it makes me new or invade tier to complain about the Friday thread when I didn't even really fucken care. It was just a comment on the Internet, ya fucken girl and your need for a safeplace. Next time I'll include a trigger warning. It'll go like this:

Trigger warning: technically this thread should be on /b/, blah blah, 87.5 percent, blah blah.

And no I didn't type out anywhere near this amount of text in the banned comment. Stop assuming shit. Perhaps Warmsun assumed I was the other 8ish posters. I don't know, but two years? TWO YEARS. "I had accidentally the mod panel" Is that going to be the excuse? Did Mark make that excuse? His boob hit the keyboard?

For the record I am also
>>5630
>>5659
>>5663
>>5801
>>5593
>>5449
meaning I'm not always bitching and moaning. I wasn't even bitching in that /v/ thread, it was just technically the truth you pansies."

That way I don't have to make a text file in case he does not undo it as I appealed it but that does not mean he undid it yet. If they wanna fight that bad I'll go into hyper-touch-typist-bitchfest-mode some moar and run my shit through an LLM to negate Pingu. It is best to not make me do that as neither of us will be having fun if you are forced to sit looking at tranny dick every day to manually delete it just becuase you would not let me make random comments on the Internet. I used to make backups of my comments when censored on lainchan, I do not miss it, having to redo my posts over and over again just because of some cunt moderator that wanted superior text what when these places are dead enough as it is. Soyjacks are up on Fascist and there's a lisa one for many hours on /b/ too, and they take the time to ban me for two years from /v/ when I hardly post there? Were my comments on the Oculus thread spam too? Fucken nigger(s). For all I know warmsun is the one reporting me on /b/, it has become probable when I think about it. I'd love to post on another imageboard but the fucken userbase won't leave and for example you people never fucking talk about shit anyone cares about whereas sleepy talk about everything so it's a good chat ruellete. Shit like omegle is gone and irc died so it's not like I have a lot of places to converse about shit and this is in short really gay to worry about some literal power tripper that didn't like me having a single negative comment on /v/ to the point of a two year IP ban as though I can't undo it with mullvad, deletion of cookies, and switching my web browser. People used to be allowed to speak but I'm surrounded by such zoomers that you get bannedd for no reason and they call it spam. Isn't that why we noped blacked.moe? Ironic mother fuckers.

 No.176341

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some retardu kept posting some james bond 'meme'

so I changed it

 No.176343

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>Shitty Original Content
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 No.176344

>>176343
Mania will do that.

 No.176345

>>176343
I actually haven't ignored your thread anon.

 No.176347

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>>176344
Being manic is good o algo

>>176345
I haven't either, was just being a lil SHIT

 No.176366

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>>176341
>goofed the second o in oof
slightly improved version

 No.176704

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>anon posted a weird paraody image of blue zoomer wikipedia meme thingy
>named it some latin mouth thingy
>so I changed it
>another anon in a non-related thread corrected my spelling
>made another gey image

 No.176710

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another creepy zoomer meme thingy

 No.177503

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Anony keeps flaming that 'schizos' are ruining everything. His image was too ironic.

 No.177750

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>a thread is concerned about ID uploads and people think sending letters to "representatives" and or (((voting))) is going to help

 No.177751

>>172931
>this image is not one of mine/OP's
>no pun intended
>no bun intended
>in Latin bread is panis
>penis is penis in Latin
>in the city of Hercules there was a brothel with graffeti
<"I made bread"
<"whoever shit here kys"
>they practiced sodomy
>the implication is obviously that if you get fucked up the ass the poo that comes out is penis shaped, panis, of which sounds like penis, shaped, and they say pinch a loaf to this day as well as "I made bread"
It's fun to think about. I wish I made that image butt made it with Greek imagery.

 No.177752

*graffiti

 No.177753

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>>177751
<in Latin bread is panis
please to be prowiding rubber panis saar.

 No.177754

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>>177753
Saar usage, as well as essayfag and the coon-troon fucker, all get to go into the innovative tactics bin. You only have yourself to blame.

 No.177868

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>>170937
from piss bottles thread

 No.177870

>>170937
I usually just make a text file with exact product names.
>>177754
saar does taht mean you are not kindly prowiding the rubber panis??

 No.177920

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>>177870
I have many rubber penises but due to FLoridian law I must not sell my fake plastic dicks to anyone even if I barely use them anymore due to being blown out.

 No.177922

>second image did not upload
Which fake plastic penis do you want me to mail to you, anony? uwu

 No.177923

>>177922
a silly thing to censor

 No.177924

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 No.177925

>>177924
>all those images of a transgirl fucker all over
>implying that taking it up the butt makes you gay when dominatrixes exist
Baka.

 No.177937

>>177920
Sounds like you should be doing kegels.

 No.177944

>>177920
A a cute Flandre.

 No.177964

>>177963
skidmark is pro-LGBT

 No.177974

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>>177937
No, that's not the issue.

 No.178001

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Slightly improved version.

 No.178515

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I won't bother @ing that imageboard with this as right now they are too delicate to take counter trolls. "Needing" 'safe' places will do that.
>op
<"I'm far right, but most of the political commentators I listen to are far left. I much prefer listening to them because they always talk as if internet schizos are this overwhelming well-coordinated enemy and the 4th Reich is just around the corner and I find that very comforting."

My nonexistent reply:
>right wingers get 8ch.net taken down due to unorganized church shootings of Arabs
>they raid leftypol's replacement site until VPN no longer works
>end up having to use an imageboard with a Fascist board/community instead as it's the most active on the webring
>the boredom causes me to get a job finally
>end up giggling internally over all the seethe I caused for years
>customers love the genuine smile
>end up fav cashier
>tfw making mad cash via shitposting memories rather than be a subpar cashier with a smirk
>used to having people be angry at me and thus can easily handle the problematic customers
>the righties can't take shit off of people as they are not used to it and will stay neet/alone forever due to being stuck in their safe places
>even get to work with prime teen pussy as they hire lots of HS girls
>over six feet tall so they see me as chad, blushing when asking how tall I am out of the blue
>a 25 year old five foot nothing customer asks me out randomly
>cackle at the sunset and not even have sex with her nor the tweens
>keep shitposting until the end of time instead
Eventually I'll be a manager and fire anyone that smells like a right winger. That's what you get for dicking around!

 No.178517

>>178515
>works as a retail clerk
>mad cash

>works with teenage girls

>doesn't fuck them

You are a legend in your own mind.

 No.178521

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 No.178523

>>178521
Pretty cool how you can even hear the British accent in the parrot's voice.

 No.178528

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>>178515 (me (obvs))
[the body was too long]

https://files.catbox.moe/amx73i.txt

 No.178936

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>stop posting completely on 9/11 due to 3 day ban after moths of long winded shitposts
>9/14ish Joyuse is arguing with userbase when I should be back but are not
>9/16 Joyuse is removed as a mod

 No.179145

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>got bored enough to use 8kun
>saw OP with no reply that drew pic
>so I changed it
Will the two images upload this time?

 No.179146

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…second image

 No.179151

>>178936
Is that fag really gone? Hope he killed himself

 No.179152


 No.179156

>>179152
As someone on the outside looking in, there's way too much pilpul for the amount of users they have.

 No.179169

>>179156
They had a vote recently during that 'change the bump limit' drama and the vote site blocked VPN and yet over 100 votes were made. Sometimes the active /b/ is 16 unique IPS and yet over 100 users not including TOR and VPN autistics are there, I figure. It's /v/ often has 60 unique IPS. Ever since my last ban I myself only lurk but if I were actually present during that 2016 thing rather than having noticed days after that, hence my reply date in this thread, I would have posted, if you see. Usually it's too boring to want to post for most people that actually click into an imageboard, or do you feel the need to post into every site you've ever visited? Do you REALLY? Think about it. People love drama. Most alts are dead due to blocking too much and then random supposed trolls say 'no fun allowed' when they're stopped shit stirring, and yet it works. It increases post frequency. Comfy environments make you fall asleep in contrast. That alt itself is not extremely active as it is like all alts, trying to segregate via compatible personality type, and so that very thread I linked, one of them, had been anchored at one point. When the Bump limit thing was brought up immediately Virtual had locked the /b/ thread annoucing it that's pinned. Thinking their original 8ch.net userbase of /v/ would be docile they let it's stay open and they were flamed to the point they locked that one too the mods did.

Drama works but mods can't handle the bants in other words. They feel a need to keep things 'clean'. Imageboards of all things. Embrace infamy? Nope. Hate machine? Free for all media such as kinky porn? Nope. A feminist tier safeplace censored as unjustly as /r/askwomen? Yes. And so people get bored. What's killed imageboards is that undoing your ban on halfcuck is not possible in the way it should be and for every new alt that splits up the refugee more and more, killing any competition that could arise if such sites did not exist. Divided and conquered. Too much drama is bad too but most of the spam stays on retarded places like soyjack sites and halfcuck. All they hafta do is block soyjack posters and everything is fine, but do they have that as a rule or virtue? No, they want to get a dopamine hit after deleting one and refuse to put it into the rules. Even orlog lets them stay up so it's not even against the rules there ironically though it should be a global rule, of which it is implied really as spam is against the ruels and many alts have been destroyed by soyjack spam when they were newly made. "this is what you look like" is not even drama; it is literally just retarded.

tl;dr: over 100 users and outside of /v/ generally only 16-60 of them actually post at any given time, with /v/ being an average of 60 unique IPs.

inb4 vpn ups it when the vote site did block it and with how mods sorta gang stalk new users, judging them by a case by case basis and 'hazing' them, long term anons want a post history, the hash mods talk about, and so most don't IP flip that much.

PS: right after Joyeuse got banned an OP came about that vibe coded their own offline imageboard. https://zzzchan.xyz/tech/thread/19618.html kinda related in an ironic way and I myself mention wanting to do that exact thing up here: >>178528 but the meandering rant was too long so it's a text tile. We get tired of our website's shit is all. If he had fucked off completely why is he still there? We're there just less often, but still lurking. Judging you silently.

 No.179216

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>arguing with an 8kun xtian

 No.179220

>>179169
What kills image boards is shit moderation, pure and simple. I hope Joyuse and all the rest kill themselves. Absolutely shit site these days. It was good 4 or 5 years ago but it went to shit hard.


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